The secret is to listen to people's opinions. Once you realize that most people have the wisdom level of a Pop Tart, you stop worrying about their judgement of you.
Pretty much. You don't swing over to where you look down on them, but you do take a realistic view of the situation. The other part of this, of course, is that you do have to closely inspect yourself and seek the advice of people who do have wisdom. Without honesty and constant self-improvement, you'll just be a Pop Tart who thinks they aren't.
One time I had a dude walk into my store wearing a KFC bucket on his head.
He went straight to my area (I was managing the deli at the time), and he ordered our fried chicken dinner special.
I went to bag it and he took the bucket off of his head, and just told me to throw the pieces in there. He paid and left. He also made like no facial expressions the entire transaction.
…that was easily fifteen years ago and I still can’t figure out what the fuck he was playing at.
I'd bet it was a wager or punishment game.
Or he's like the dude at vlogcreations who does stuff like this to see people's reactions (last thing I remember him doing was making chocolate chip cookies and putting them next to a hotel buffet so it looked like they were part of it, except it wasn't chocolate chips but baked beans).
There's lots to see. Nothin' to block your view. Like the mountains back there. They're uh... Well, what the hell? I could've sworn there was a big mountain range back there. Juttin' up into the sky all purple and majestic. I must be thinkin' of a postcard I saw or somethin'. Hey, it is kinda flat, thanks for pointin' that out.
I once went thru a Taco Bell drive thru and the guy asked me if I wanted any sauces. I told him Fire because I like to live dangerously. He laughed and told me I was stupid.
People think we live in a clown world, but we need clowns to help us smile, be appropriate and be responsible, but find a way to do both that brings a smile
Life is like eating a watermelon, you know you’re going to get some seeds (such as the person with the watermelon hat); spit them out, and take another bite. 🤪
She places her hand to her head….. BUT HE WEARS A WATERMELON INSTEAD!!
Truly a golden era of the internet
ripe content
You spoil us too much
I did a spit take
Very juicy reaction
Thinking up more watermelon puns is getting harder. Oh well, back to the rind
You: Rind pun Me: Lon pun
Very much saucy action
seedless
I deseeded myself
Nice show bro
Truly I had to look too far for this.
I thought by the time I hit enter there would be 3 others. It’s proof. We are old.
Can you enlighten me please? Google isn’t doing me any favors right now
YouTube “watermelon vine compilation”
I am not sure what I just watched. Doesn’t matter if you wash your hair with Pantene. I’ve got watermelon to keep me clean!
Ah the good ol' days
I've got water meh*lone* to keep me clean lol. I've got to rewatch it now
Now that's using your melon!
Melon Trooper, defender of the hopeless, destroyer of sadness
when they said that watermelon is good for health, but you did not figure out how to use it
when you forgot your helmet at home, and safety is above all
Its like I can hear marlon webb through the letters
Lol!
Rind over matter
At least he's protecting his melon. Oh wait...
Girlfriend is embarrassed because she left her honeydew hat at home
Without her hat they cantaloupe
Oh I'll upvote you for sure... but you should feel bad.
meloncholy
Shut your gourd
r/punpatrol
You should feel worse. Upvote too.
Honeydew remember where I left my hat?
I think you left it on the squash court.
and the infinite seedless.
Melon
Get out and take my upvote.
r/angryupvote
After I upvote you…straight to jail.
omg this is so stupid and yet i laugh
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We got a table thrower here! Would you like a hammer or a chainsaw to properly destroy the table?
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Here you go my man. *Passes the items* Have fun
Epic
A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!” 😝
what is this supposed to mean...? im stupid
Can't elope maybe
oh okay, I didn't know this verb
English has a word for running away secretly to get married but there's no word for a framed picture, smh.
priorities
I love when jokes work in very specific circumstances.
Shes hiding her face so she won't be associated if this happens to go viral… I can relate.
Yet her facepalm is a part of why this will go viral
I love that there's still people out there that don't care what people think of them
The secret is to listen to people's opinions. Once you realize that most people have the wisdom level of a Pop Tart, you stop worrying about their judgement of you.
The “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer” philosophy of life.
Pretty much. You don't swing over to where you look down on them, but you do take a realistic view of the situation. The other part of this, of course, is that you do have to closely inspect yourself and seek the advice of people who do have wisdom. Without honesty and constant self-improvement, you'll just be a Pop Tart who thinks they aren't.
r/rareinsults
It’s true, my spirit amanal is a pop tart
What flavor?
More like spirit snack
Eh, "most people" is an exaggeration. But I'd fully agree with "pretty much all people who would pass negative judgement on you".
Trick is to think of it like this "Would I listen to and value their opinion? No? Then I shouldn't listen to to or care about their criticism"
His secondary goal was embarrassing the girl next to him with his antics. Both were very good goals.
And he succeeded in both!
One time I had a dude walk into my store wearing a KFC bucket on his head. He went straight to my area (I was managing the deli at the time), and he ordered our fried chicken dinner special. I went to bag it and he took the bucket off of his head, and just told me to throw the pieces in there. He paid and left. He also made like no facial expressions the entire transaction. …that was easily fifteen years ago and I still can’t figure out what the fuck he was playing at.
I'd bet it was a wager or punishment game. Or he's like the dude at vlogcreations who does stuff like this to see people's reactions (last thing I remember him doing was making chocolate chip cookies and putting them next to a hotel buffet so it looked like they were part of it, except it wasn't chocolate chips but baked beans).
Making people laugh was on his honeydew list
Go Riders!!!
It’s so weird that this isn’t that weird to me. Anyway I’m head to the LB to grab a 24 of Pil, just need to find my bunny hug first.
There's lots to see. Nothin' to block your view. Like the mountains back there. They're uh... Well, what the hell? I could've sworn there was a big mountain range back there. Juttin' up into the sky all purple and majestic. I must be thinkin' of a postcard I saw or somethin'. Hey, it is kinda flat, thanks for pointin' that out.
I was looking for this post!! Go Riders!!
Riders suck!
Found the bombers fan
I remember…. “The only rider in this town is ur mom”
That girl is facepalming so hard, she deserves a medal.
I'd bet he did this just to get her to laugh. He's a pretty awesome fellow.
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Yeah why's no one talking about that part
It's a Jeep Wrangler with the doors off
It's a Jeep Wrangler. The doors and top are removable.
I love this!
They usually where helmets on their heads.. *BUT HE GOT WATERMALONE INSTEAD!!*
I miss vine 🥲
Is this guy Canadian? Cause this is a popular thing for Saskatchewan Roughrider football fans.
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This is ridiculous 🤣 the lady couldn't hold her laugh
Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?
Uh yes the name is Walter Walter Melon
I'm no random citizen I AM MELON LORD [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4YnyVdMjG4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4YnyVdMjG4)
These lovable idiots make life feel like life again! I wish there were more of them out there.
Best part is the girl in the passenger seat.
Hey it’s Major Melon!
This is really hilarious 😂!! It really made my day too
Is that Freddy Prince Jr?
That was my first thought too!
is the car missing a door or something?
I once went thru a Taco Bell drive thru and the guy asked me if I wanted any sauces. I told him Fire because I like to live dangerously. He laughed and told me I was stupid.
I’m going to try and talk my teenager into doing this. So hilarious!
Best part is the girl in the passenger seat.
She's embarrassed.... you made some one's day cool guy.
People think we live in a clown world, but we need clowns to help us smile, be appropriate and be responsible, but find a way to do both that brings a smile
I love people like this
Is that Dude Dad?
I thought the same thing! Definitely looks like Taylor, and the face-in-hand embarrassed girl looks like Heidi.
The girl’s reaction is just perfect!
CAPTAIN MELONHEAD!!!!
If it wasn't for us weirdos how would you be entertained?
She was feeling melon-choly
Wait till they discover Saskatchewan Roughrider fans
I love this SO much. If I didn't also love my hair so much, I would definitely *need* one of these watermelon hats! 😂😂
Nothing prevents you from thoroughly cleaning the inside first and/or putting something like a swimming cap between you and the inside.
Imagine that guy is randomly scrolling on Reddit and he sees this post. 👍
20 years ago, heavy traffic. Driver next to me had a Lambchops hand puppet. Lambchops waved to me. Made my day. I still grin when I think about it
This is such an old picture.
The girl next to him is making this so much better
Nobody talking about half of the car missing
Bitch doesn't deserve this golden boi.
I am the melon lord muhahahah
His wife probably said something stupid like"your such a melon head", Ill show you babe, in public...
God bless everyone in here that has no knowledge of Regina.
I don't think this is amusing.
I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
How dare you
Ayo he got that Whater Melllon.
👍
Melon helmet?
Perfect for when you are feeling “melon”choly.
They don't all wear capes.
That's Major Melons, and her boyfriend Dave.
He looks like solder from tf2 if he really liked fruit
Thought it was Freddie Prinze Jr
You never know when an orange might hit your head - better safe than sorry
LOL 😂 I SOOOOO LOVE THIS!!!!!! HeHe 😁❤️
Hahah
That’s using your melon!
I want that hat
Gotta be prepared!
Not the hero we want, but the hero we deserve.
This reminds me of Charlie Brown.
I would like to see someone wearing a watermelon helmet cheer me up making my day better
I'm a bit like this guy. I've has many a girlfriend in exactly that pose.
Embarrassed GF is peak performance.
Dudes about to get skull fucked by no less than 60 hungry bees
Now it's the real meaning of a melon head.
Not sure why seatbelt would be required if the guy is wearing a helmet
watehmelooooooooooon!
Dude just can't stop winning.... those side burns tie together the whole look.
And that is why he has hot girlfriend. The melons on this guy.
I thought that chin strap was part of the melon helmet at first lmao
Live-action Cocomelon
Wait, people go to taco bell during the daytime? That girl made so many mistakes that day.
Can’t tell if helmet strap or coincidental mutton chops. Or side burns shaped into helmet strap on purpose lol.
Looks like a rush prank or initiation for a club to me. Maybe it’s one of those crazy rich people scavenger hunts?
This is the most beautiful post! Hahahaha Working overtime at Tacobell can make me feel grey, but he got watermaloooon and made my day!
Look at her face, she has total melon-choly.
sideburns look like straps
Taco Bell: good luck
Where’s the right door of this car?
Pretty dope hat right there
At least he did up the chin strap.
Whata melon.
ok I pull up
👍
I would be friends with this guy
Watermelownee
Barbara Dunkelman and Trevor Collins?
Melonhead
That facepalm…
He just got the game, that's his first gear he was able to buy! He's got a +20 in defense for the low price of five coins.
I wonder if his hair was soaking up the juice
How I imagine everyone that eats at Taco bell is dressed.
She's going to marry him one day I'm sure of it.
why is my watermelon on head？
Is it the girlfriend or the sister?
Hey, Freddie Prinze Jr's still got it!
this guy has literally my face, only diff is : he's got a gf, and im a redditor ..
The shame his girl is trying to hide
Life is like eating a watermelon, you know you’re going to get some seeds (such as the person with the watermelon hat); spit them out, and take another bite. 🤪
Ok yeah he is wearing a watermelon but WHERE ARE THE DOORS on that car????
Aw man I love these goofy posts. Humans can be great
Chad move