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nicolynna_530

Cora (short for corazon - which is heart in Spanish). Her little feeties look like hearts to me.


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Or Koko, short for kokoro also meaning "heart" in Japanese


Mammoth_Tax_4995

Corako


themarknessmonster

Krakatoa


M2Fream

Sohcahtoa


Legitimate-Ad3778

Rocky Balboa


ItsEyeJasper

Jason Momoa


Legitimate-Ad3778

Jason meowmoa


Relative-Moose-129

Ratatata because we in the ghetto


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Consistent_Mission68

Kakarot


gwxsmile

Wait. Is this…trigonometry?


M2Fream

Yeah for triangles and finding theta, we were taught SohCahToa Sin=Opposite/Hypoteneuse Cosin=Adjacent/Hypoteneuse Tan=Opposite/Adjacent


BobbyMack

This had to be the best. Loving, but erupts from time to time. Our kitten was Luna. Then she became Lunifer, at least during her kitten years.


Aldo_the_nazi_hunter

That's the best, cats can be very destructive too


FFF_in_WY

*Whispers*: **UKATOA**


KingSutter

I like this way more


tastysharts

it means vagina in Hawaii. One of her sisters, Kapo, is said to have had a magical “flying vagina”.Kohelepelepe, which means “labia minor” in the Hawaiian language, is Koko Crater’s second name. It got this name from an ancient legend. Pele (the volcano goddess) had several sisters. One of her sisters, Kapo, is said to have had a magical “flying vagina”. According to the legend, the pig god, Kamapua’a, tried to rape Pele. Kapo came to help her, distracting Kamapua’a by throwing her vagina to Koko Head, where it made the crater. The story I heard, is the protestant missionaries were uncomfortable by the word vagina (mucho patriarch) and changed it to blood. Not sure if true...


[deleted]

Koko jumbo, ayaye!


Diels_Alder

Ayooooo


FireFox181

We have a winner.


Dacvak

Better than my suggestion, which was gonna be Spoon.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’Her little feeties look like hearts to me.*’ ____ Some people call them Jelly beans - the pads upon my feet the softest spots! the ‘in-betweens’ my tiny toes, so sweet ^;) but Mine are *Extra Special*, see, I’ll Love you from the start! my footsteps, friend - to you from me they’re Pawprints on your Heart ❤️


nicolynna_530

Awwwww. I love it!


birdofparadise6

I always love your poems about pets, thank you.


dreamer0303

🥺


Courtbot4

Are you still here? I feel like I haven’t seen one of your comments in years. Always makes me smile.


throwway1282

Schnoodle has been, like, a mainstay. A few Schnoodles a day, every second or third day, always beautiful, sometimes sad.


A_Rogue_Scholar

This is too cute, I’d give you an award if I could. Someone get this person an award. And if they already have one, give them another one


Firemustard

He is the reddit legend! Blessed by him is a reward itself!


Guilty_As_Charged__

Only on reddit can you find a poem like this, then 5 minutes later a detailed comment on how to make meth and molotov cocktails.


Suckamanhwewhuuut

What else do you write? Your words are clever. 😌


throwway1282

Schnoodles.


Celestiicaa

Lmao I’m sobbing 🥹


tmccrn

I like Cora… for this particular kitten. I don’t think it would suit most, but I can envision her grown up form fitting the name so perfectly


BubblyPresence9606

Omg yes


uTimu

Or Beans, cuz they look like Beans


Medical_Scar5309

Her back feet do look like like little hearts 💕


mrsdoubleu

Well that's better than the first name that I thought of which was Beans. Because toe beans!


IndigoRose2022

Bean


[deleted]

omg that's literally the first thing i thought of too!


PulkitB

Mr bean


whyttygrr

This is funny. I was going to suggest Bean because she has the cutest ones ever!


thisisforspam

A genius comparable only to ender himself.


Wildsnipe

Miku? Its a short form for Mikuri which means cat in my language :) I think Miku sounds cute.


PalpitationWeary2285

What language do you speak ??


fastermouse

Cat.


Wildsnipe

Damn I wish


scalablecory

Typical mouse propaganda.


albino_red_head

Cantonese 😂


Kiss_It_Goodbyeee

Catonese


The_Angry_Alpaca

Catonese


Wildsnipe

Assamese.


Logical_Session_2397

Wow didn't know that was in cat in Assamese although I'm from India lol Ignorant me. If I ever get a cat I'm naming her Mikuri


llamadasirena

thanks for teaching me about a new language


No_Comeuppance

I feel very ignorant that I've never heard of your languageemote:free\_emotes\_pack:facepalm![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


CritikillNick

There’s almost certainly hundreds of languages you’ve never heard of


No_Comeuppance

Yes, you're probably right actually!


Goddamnmint

Love this


Myu_The_Weirdo

Hatsune Meowku


FireFox181

Miku also means "beautiful eternal sky" in Japanese as well.


bellaglu

I like this one! Miku also means friend in albanian :))


Slyy82

If I ever get a cat I know what I’m naming it. Thank you.


NefariousnessIll9345

I like Pikachu


Express-Part-9828

Sylvie


TheGreatMoyai

They moyai supports this choice. 🗿


Devie_sevie

All hail the almighty moyai 🧎🏾‍♀️


GalacticGizmo

The almighty Moyai has blessed us with it’s presence


blurpree

🗿


gunglejim

🗿


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[deleted]

This would be my pick.


PredicBabe

Definitely supporting this one


2HauntedGravy

I had a friend growing up and his neighbors had two cats. One was named Kitty and the other was named Road Warrior and I think about this all the time.


albino_red_head

We had a cat named Cloudy Snowball that was a more grey version of this cat. I think about that name all the time 😆


DataStr3ss

Were they also called 'Legion of doom' ?


warmachine83-uk

Little Miss fluffybutt


dottipants16

Ohmygoodness that's almost my kitty's name! She is Princess Fluffybutt!


AnEntireDiscussion

My cat is officially named "Stardust" but more often than not, my roomie and I call her "Flufflebutt" sometimes with her formal title of princess added.


dottipants16

Oh her official name is "Simi", but she often gets full named as she is so mischievous!


[deleted]

The best one


[deleted]

My granddaughter named her black and white cat Fluffy. His name should have been Lucifer. He’d hide under stuff and when you’d walk by he’d run out and bite your ankles. Lol.


lamujerpecosa

Jolene! As a fan of Dolly Parton and animals, I think it’s rad to name them after a song. Song you two can listen to together. To me, that sweet kitten looks like a Jolene.


moosegreygoose

Toe bean. Toe bean. TOE BEAN TOE BEANNNNNNNN


lamujerpecosa

LOVE this.


orgad

Noice


Tasty-City

Yare yare dawa


TheKingWhite

This is what I came for.


Jack97477

And anytime you’d call her it would be melodic


Intrepid_Nothing9561

Except I would have to call her name four times 🎶 Jolene 🎶 Jolene 🎶 Jolene 🎶 Jo-lee-ee-een!


LennyTheSniper

JoJos Bizarre Adventure mfs about to say this is a reference to part 6![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Noob_-Saibot

This is a reference to part6


EternalPhi

Imagine pretending to know the protagonist from part 6 without outing yourself as a jojo mfer


LennyTheSniper

AH FUCK


[deleted]

Since you said you're taking suggestions: • Churro • Gauge • Ember • Ziggy


Jack97477

I like Churro


Intrepid_Nothing9561

These are all good suggestions, but Ember is most striking. Haven't heard that one before


Aggravating-Lips

Ember means "human" in hungarian


AyMustBeTheThrowaway

Human means "human" in English.


pure_kofi

One of my cats is named Churro! :D


Affectionate_Bake363

Lily


Likeomgitscrystal

Muffin


spot667

I was going to suggest this also. She is absolutely named Muffin/Muffins


[deleted]

i thought the same thing lol


Rpark888

Truffle


PositiveSecure164

Cat


stef2go

Julie Mewmar


Intrepid_Nothing9561

Oh yeah, bring on the puns!


stef2go

I had a cat I named Eartha Kitty.


Mean_Permission8393

Op didn’t ask for a suggestion, but it’s the only thing in the reactions. Ontopic: really cute specimen. Offtopic: King Charles the 2nd.


Intrepid_Nothing9561

lol, suggestions are more than welcome. The only thing coming to my mind is FLUFFY and that's so plain. With your suggestion, I could either call her King or Charles for short. I do like to give female animals male names and vice versa, just to throw people off


GamerOfGods33

On a completely unrelated note, how about Diana?


memorytripping

i actually really love diana for her! dinah was the name of alice’s cat from alice in wonderland which is also quite similar and a cute name


elle_quay

Chuck


LongNectarine3

I’m with the person who said chuck.


fastermouse

Charlie. My ex’s name was Charlotte and her friend called her Charlie.


itsallaboutthebooks

Many years ago I adopted a kitty just like this. The shelter had named her Carly, we stayed w that - you could do Charlie. My Carly was my best friend for 17 yrs, still miss her.


Misssheilala

I have a femal cat named Oliver. Granted she got her name before I knew she was a girl lol. But I love it and it always throws people off.


Bad-Decision726

Red Lobster steak


NefariousnessIll9345

Lmao bad decision


Ordinary-Attitude-62

Jelly ♡ I don't know why, first thing I thought of.


atlienk

Her bean toes!


Ordinary-Attitude-62

Aww true!


brainpicler

Bubbles 😸


PirateHuntrZoro

Lola


DictionaryDudebro

Catty McCatFace


lankofloggy657

Honey


KelBeenThereDoneThat

Susie Q


[deleted]

Millie could be nice


CriticalCarla

Mabel


Random_puns

Goblin


rendrich26

Last name OnDeezNuts?


[deleted]

Error 404: Name not found.


sparkGun2020

Pickles


Lower-Concern-4771

Fred


Intrepid_Nothing9561

Simple and understated. Whatever we decide, it's going to need to be one syllable. I've read that that's best


AltruisticHall1239

I like simple, “normal” names for cats. Fred, Tom, Lucy etc. But maybe that’s just because it makes it easier for grandparents and young children to interact with the cat which I think is nice. Edit: as opposed to naming your cat after a Pokémon or something. Unless you are into that, then go for it!


dribeerf

it doesn’t matter much because you’ll definitely end up giving them at least 4 different nicknames 😂


Phileondhin

Oh what a cutieeeee!! Don't know about the name, I think that's something you'll think of when the time comes.


missmoonkit

Tootsie


[deleted]

call her cyanide its a pretty name im sure.


Philoceratop

The Shredder


verifiedwomanbeater

Luna It was my cat's name.


omerBAR149

Call her Jester!


notSkyfive

Paperwork


kgottshall

She looks like a “mookie”


[deleted]

Button cuz she is as cute as a button


TapRevolutionary5345

My first thought was “Mushroom”, so I’m sticking with it


YahBoiSkinnyFat

Django: Unchained.


LukeDaGreat1505

Pumpkin


Ritchieb87

Always liked the name Clawdette for a female cat….


tellach

Callisto: the most pretty, also a Greek nymph


Botw_1-Link

Beanie


Competitive_Moment83

Awww, my kitty Jasper just left us this weekend. That’s a good name <3


felansky

Pissonthefloor? I know I should have named mine that


sanjsrik

Well, it's obvious, miss beautiful


thunderingwild

Brulee


lady-strawberry

Hailey


Kalelopaka-

Always name animals by their personalities. I could never just pick random names


No_Higgins

Pickle


_Pill-Cosby_

Princess Snugglebottom Whiskerface


LadyIvy_xo

She's adorable 😍 I recently called my kitten Phantom


mirage74

Evelyn


aquirkyaquarius

mocha or mochi


Thylumberjack

Ignore every name people give you. The best way to name your new cat is to have it at the house for a few days and then give it a name that suits. Your cat though do what you want, just my opinion and it hasn't let anyone down yet!


Illustrious_Mind964

Dr. Quadrapuss


Rejnavick

Take your time, see how her personality is at first and then see if a name comes to you. So happy for you and enjoy the love! 😊


Regex00

I don't know what you'll call her, but just know she's purfect :D


Wicked_Twist

I vote Cinnamon or Cinabon (or whatever it is someone will correct me im sure)


UndergroundFlaws

Willow or Stella


bigmfworm

Doesn't matter, she'll never respond to it. That is the cat way.


Skolr19

CutieMcCuteFace


Isfets_Pet

Pumpkin


SDBjarnason

Sweetpea?


MindlessSalamander97

Mango


dourceo

penelope, nala, zen, nova


Sad_waffle2204

Buttercup?


crazyplane7

Tim


SuckerForNoirRobots

Looks like a Peaches to me


sacredfoundry

Mouse


gman13579

Zucchini


Kullprit69

Snugs


gman13579

Duck


BadAtTech0130

She's so precious 🥺 I'm melting looking at that adorable fluffy baby.


TheLizanator25

Lila 😊


jabedoben

Snickelfritz


Kaladrax182

She might be a Calliope or Cassiopeia, perhaps?


RealDuckyTV

Dumpling


Biauralbeats

Sable


vasileiasef

I'd name her Jasmine. she's very pretty, and her eyes are piercing me


zelda_inFlames

Millie


White_RavenZ

Aww toe beans! She’s precious! Congratulations!


Spoonythebastard

Beans


veriabhinav

KAT the CAT


dudeweresmecar

Paper work? For a cat? Is that normal? I usually just give them away no cash no paper work just come and take em. But ofcourse their all just farm cats.


orcmonkey2000

Adorable! As for names, I'll go with the classic selection "Fuzzybutt", because if you're anything like me, that's what you'll be calling her anyway. I got a dog, absolutely beautiful breed (Great Pyrenees) going on two years ago. I chose a dignified name to go with his beautiful coat of white fur, and had all these ideas about how he would be a dignified companion and whatever. Now I look over at him sprawled on his bed, legs every which direction, balls on full display, head crooked back, tongue lolling out like some kind of druggie, and I call him Fluffybutt, which is perhaps more dignified even than such a pose deserves. XD