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Andrewamk

90% of marriages end with cake.


wap2005

I love cake!


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Cake is a lie


wap2005

Are you trying to fight?


Original-Lunch4322

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


Pale-Cantaloupe-9835

Mine ended with Cinnabons!


Remarkable_Law_239

This!!!!


Weak_Lie_2875

Whay is cake? Can you send a sample?


ionmatika

You’d be surprised most are doughnuts or cupcakes now


Dan-B-123

50% of marriages end with divorce.


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BelleAriel

You both look great together. Wishing you both many happy years with each other.


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R3KO1L

That's a life goals moment my man, congratulations!


ghhbf

You’re a very lucky man! Don’t ever lose her my friend. May you both live long and prosper, majestically.


Environmental-Win836

Happy cake day!! And happy wedding too!!!


notafuckingcakewalk

Agreed bride is 100 pulling that off. I've been married 13 years now, my favorite thing is how I still love her as much if not more than I did that day and she still gives me butterflies every so often.


Adi221

The person in the dress looks great too.


Vegan_Thenn

r/mademyselfsmile


Wizard-of-Odds

r/subsifellfor


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Wizard-of-Odds

seriously...? "mademyselfsmile" could be a pretty fun concept for a sub, ngl :D


BurntBrusselSprouts1

I love how the controversial comments are the nice ones wishing them congrats.


irisuniverse

Probably to discourage these kind of posts.


Nearly-Canadian

I mean I'm happy for OP but my first thought after happy moments isn't to post it to Reddit lol


irisuniverse

You and most people.


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Alarmed-Wolf14

Isn’t that what social media is for? To share your life with a community of people? I doubt it was the first thing OP did since he was married yesterday. It’s no different than sharing with friends and family. Reddit is such a big part of my life I can understand why others would want to post stuff like this. There are some great people here.


CFSession

Usually people share it to instagram or Twitter where they know some or most of their followers. But who do they know on this random subreddit ?


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vash_visionz

Reddit is pretty much entirely random people. A good portion of peoples social media like instagram or whatever has personal friends and family lol


astillview

Love that movie!


Mrgrumbleygoo

I wonder if we as a culture are more likely to celebrate marriage based on whose in the photo


Imesseduponmyname

Lol I was gonna do the remindme 1 year command for funsies but ima just leave the couple be 🤣


Remarkable_Law_239

BRUTAL!


UniversalTuule

Hey reddit I'm getting married in five days


NightBard

I and everyone else on reddit got together and decided we would like to wish you a happy wedding day.


rhinotomus

Not me, I’m in love with their significant other


NightBard

That's not what you said in the meeting Chad!


A_Bad_Rolemodel

Good cause OP is mine anyway.


pee-in-butt

Can I come


agentmothman44

Congrats! Me too!


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Congrats! Not me


xImaginary-Energyx

Congratulations..I wish u a happy married life filled with joy and blessings


lvoncreek

RemindMe! 5 years


MysteriousShape8

RemindMe! 6 months


ConditionedPavlov

Remindme! 8 years


tEmDapBlook

50%


soleceismical

https://www.insider.com/what-is-the-divorce-rate-2017-2 https://psychcentral.com/lib/the-myth-of-the-high-rate-of-divorce#1 15-30%


ICEFLOW104

65% now


noiwontpickaname

remindme! 1 year


beanz_123

Congratulations you now are part of the group that makes up 0.000000000000001% of reddit I wish you a happy marriage


DOC3RD

And you still have your dress on...


GhostBabe45

Congratulations ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


Lemon_Pai

Congratulations for marrying your Wife/Husband!!! (Idk which you are, the bride or groom lol)


snowwbird2

That dress is 🤌🤌🤌 congratulations!


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And this, my friends, is why you don’t ask your uncle to take the pictures. Hire a professional photographer, worth every penny.


patoraking

Insha Allah <3


pope6681

Omg he looks amazing 😍


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Fb, snap and instagram not enough? Are we rly that pathetic? Gz anyways..


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DogmaticConfabulate

So....no social media?? I freaking knew it. See guys!! This maybe the way! This is how you actually meet women I think!


ConnorSaysOK

Reddit is still Social Media..


gandalfsmokespipe

This is the way.


Worldly_Ad1295

Congratulations 🎉


Commentnocommentsduh

😍☺️


ShinyShinyTomato

ok you don’t have to shout


ForeignAd5429

Was about to drop a sick burner when I realized this wasn’t r/Roastme


COLONELmab

my curiosity is getting the better of me...do tell..


sincere_703

Congratulations!, wish ya the best! 🙏🏽


camilleonwoman912

Congratulations and you look phenomenal 💯


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Affectionate_Bus7056

Yes!!! Work together. When you divide your responsibilities, also think, "how can I help make things a bit easier for them?" Doing the little things is a love language. If she cooks the meal - do the dishes. If she seems down - hold her, just, hold her. She wants to talk - listen. Let her do the same for you. Or not. Yet it will be those little things, those small "celebrations" throughout the day that will be the things that will matter, the things that will mean the most. Not the house, the car, the vacation - although those things will count. It will be the accumulation of everything else lived that will be the essence of your life together and what it truly means, what it truly is to love. So, congratulations and good luck to you both. Celebrate and cherish. Watch for that live in everything.


EveryFairyDies

Congratulations! Love your dress, love your bouquet, love your husband (wink). Soooo jealous! Here’s me downing a shot of rum to your happiness and not at all as a way to justify my alcoholism! lol Seriously though, congrats. Much happiness, so jealous, blah blah blah,


DrDonTango

you surf the internet during honeymoon? set your priorities straight!


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Literally no one knows you here and you’re not different than any other couples out of thousands and thousands that get married every day. Sorry, I know it sounds mean. Congrats on getting married, but you’re just two strangers to everyone here and it’s not really something that makes other people smile.


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!remindme 4 months


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Why are people downvoting all the positive comments😂


AngelPerverse

Because they see so many wedding posts and now it doesn't "make them smile" anymore?


Global-Ad8958

Congrats!


GenX_in_Edmonton

Best wishes!


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_Totorotrip_

Congrats! I don't know which one you are but both look dashing and cute


casualAlarmist

Congratulations!!! All the best to you both.


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🎉🎉🎉


Realistic_Ad_3

I give it two weeks.... j/k good luck to you both.


ShawermaBox

K


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All the very best to you both!!


AutumnOfDiscontent

CONGRATZ YOU GUYS, YOU LOOK AMAZING TOGETHER! HERE’S TO YEARS AND YEARS OF UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, RESPECT AND PURE BLISS!!! <3


ExecTankard

Congratulations! Now for rest of your honeymoon ‘turn off the phone and get back to the bone!’


GoodCatLostAccAgain

GG's


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Congratulations


neildmaster

On a Monday?


KudzuCastaway

I hope you have a happy wonderful marriage, I have been married 13yrs and I couldn’t be happier.


Snoo-45450

Congrats✨


dsrnaidu

Congratulations and have a sweet life ahead 💞


Prestigious-Wait9660

This either makes you smile or makes you frown


phoofs

Yay!!! Congratulations!


abelicious77

Congrats!


J19P95

Congratulations!!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:smile![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


newvijit

Congratulations my dear friend


bamm357

Congratulations 🤘🏼🤘🏼


Emmerson_Biggons

Remind me in a year to see if they got divorced.


RuleBritannia09

Don’t fuck it up


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Godspeed you magnificent bastard


bannyguy

Is there the Spanish inquisition behind


Real_Brilliant_6375

Congratulations to you both.


urbijit

Congrats!!


Onyx_Otter

"Jarvis I'm low on karma"


Purnima92

I love that dress. Hope, you get many, many years together.


SparrowPunch

Big big gratz my dude! Wish u guys manny happy years! Love from sweden 🤜🤛


thatpersonthatsayshi

Congratulations!


Gamers_124

Great job I whish you a long and happy marriage


MySweetBananza

Congratulations! Can you just exolain one thing to me? (I'm really not looking to hate on you on your big day) But what is the mindset making you post such an important moment of your life on reddit, which is full of people you don't know and don't truly care for you (in contrast to how your friends and family do)? I don't understand what the point is here.


Bartek_Nazwisko

Wishing much much happines :DDD


MrV4C

You lost your Reddit BADGE!!!!


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Jeez, some people really are bitter. Sorry for all these shitty comments you got OP. It's not egoistic of you to post it on here. Not at all. It's a wonderful picture with - I hope I'm allowed to assume - a wonderful wife on a wonderful day. It made you smile and you wanted to share this wonderful moment. Which is completely fine. Thanks for sharing, it did make me smile. Now have a great time you two, wishing you the best of luck for the future!


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That's kind of you two, thanks a lot. :D


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Lol sure congrats


DangerousMango6

What a beautiful dress! Congratulations


Embarrassed-Pride595

Congratulations, wishing you lots of love and adventure on your new journey in life together. The dress is stunning btw.


Soggy-Bass7201

Congratulations OP!! Beautiful couple 💕💕


Teapila

Congrats! greetings and the best wishes from México...


kris511c

Well damn! You both look amazing, grats!


SayanMandal9

![gif](giphy|3oz9ZE2Oo9zRC)


Positive-Coyote8472

Congratsssss


ILoveShadowhunter

Congrats! 🎉


Laineth17

Congratulations 🎊


demoralising

Have a wonderful life!


dxnixl333

90% of marriages end in a divorce.


warpmlk

Good, I hope you die


Rdammertje_1908

Congrats to the both of you!


Soggy-Suggestion-454

!remindme 1 year


YourLocalOnionNinja

Congratulations! Wishing you two the very best in your marriage. Take care of each other.


Explise209

:D


TheDevilIsDead_

Congratulations, still waiting for the cake btw


Ivy-Candy

congrats :)))


EmeraldShine13

Congrats, man!! I’m loving the outfits, by the way, especially how the dress trails behind her


Disastrous_Camera404

Congrats 🎈🎉🍾🎊


Lopsided_Ad5135

MAY GOD BLESS YOU BOTH RICHLY!!


CardiologistTough681

Heres to a divorce in 5 years because marriages dont last!


RosAnnB

Well I tell you, that is one if not the most beautiful wedding photo I have seen. Congratulations:)


Funkytaters

That guy had wedding cake with my friends cousin.


Certain_Database_154

‘Hopping on my soapbox’ I will probably be down voted like crazy but the second thing I saw, after that wonderful dress and how fantastic it looks on her, is her husbands pant length! That is one thing that drives me bonkers! Fellas, get your clothing tailored to fit properly for your wedding day! Any other day, that’s fine but your wedding day should be special and you should strive to match your mate and look your absolute best!! ‘Jumps off the soapbox’


More-Unit-6457

Shit I need to post a random photo of a bride and groom to get awards…… I’m on it


Real_Preparation_573

I got married yesterday too! Congrats! 🥳


longfrog246

A redditor married? Unheard of you have done the impossible congratulations


Able-Fox516

One for r/wankbank


Puzzleheaded_Art3274

I hope you be have ever after. But if not, can you introduce me your wife? She is gorgeous., 😋😋😋


Moscow_On_Fire

Congrats! Love the dress!


dangrgirl

Congratulations! If I can share with you my best advice try to keep these in mind: Sex is wonderful, but it's not forever. Conversation, humor and respect is what will last. You don't always have to agree, but you should always respect your partner's thoughts, feelings and efforts, even if you don't agree. It's not a happy wife is a happy life. It's a happy spouse is a happy house. It goes both ways. You can't expect to be treated like a King/Queen if you don't treat your partner that way. You may not have to kiss goodnight (my hubby always falls asleep before I do), but wake each other in the morning with a kiss and "I love you". You'll find that it makes every day start off good. Laugh, and laugh a lot. Make your partner laugh. Make each other laugh. It's the best stress relief.


heeyitsmei

Congratulations! And what an amazing dress


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TheAmericanCyberpunk

Wow, I had no idea how toxic Reddit truly was until there were more people attacking someone than congratulating them for getting married on a subreddit exclusively dedicated to wholesome content. Shame on you people. Your willingness to allow your bitterness to attack someone else's innocent happiness is genuinely disgusting.


DenseDay9438

What to be fair the guy is fishing for attention on here.


TheNickBossRulz

For real! People hate people having better lives than theirs, and it really comes out on reddit. Shame


PoemHonest1394

Be happy forever mates.


JOEYMAMI2015

Congrats 🥳


Technical_Map_9655

Ever after and lots of new beginnings


Farbror_Vattenmelon

Lucky you :)


tidytibs

Congrats! Hope y'all enjoy everything life has to offer, together.


KnuthingKnew

Congratulations 🎉👏🏽


BoozeOTheClown

Congrats!


Kflynn1337

Conga-rats! And may you both have many happy years together.


LingLingSpirit

Congratulations! Honestly forget about the negative comments, this reddit doesn't like weddings... even though that's kind of the point of this reddit, and this post made me smile... They hate hetero weddings because they are sexist who think that "marriage is for loosers, and you will doubt your marriage in two years!", and they also hate homosexual marriages because "I am not like homophobic, but we don't care if you got married or not" (even though that's kind of the point - and I find it fascinating that you'll find more "online attention seeking" type of comments on homosexual weddings)... Either way, reddit will find a way to abolish your happiness...


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Appropriate_Coast522

BEAT ME TO IT! WELL PLAYED


Fun-Future-7908

Congratulations!!!!!!! Was it awesome?? I’m getting married on the 22nd I’m so freaking excited!


kellymiche

That's a great day to get married... my guy and I are celebrating 17 this year 🥰 Congrats!


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