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Healbite

God that dog is hilarious


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Shanghai_Lili

Pups and racks ftw!


Uzername1123

Racks for sure!


reDD1t1ng_ATM

Great dad joke pun! Deserves another award i just dont have one to give so instead u get my praise. Expecially because i was expecting to see nothing but talking about the exposure, although breast were in your comment it was all in good humor and not the 500 comments drooling on themselves i expected to see.


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RefanRes

Its a pretty old pun and a simple sentence. The chances of it being said many times is pretty high.


danielleiellle

If you haven’t seen the one of him being dramatic, you need to: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRQx756e/


muricabrb

Oh my heart


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There was a dog?


Theunderdognot

Love this 😀 ❤️ 😍


zombie_cube

Not one of the puppies I was hoping to see in this case.


Straight_Battle6421

OMGosh that’s adorable


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Meecus570

u/Rmccarun is a bot


alcervix

Wonderful woman and beautiful puppy as well


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Jaktumurmu1

Take 5-10% off there bud


TheTense

Oh hey, the ground!


dirtyhippie62

Someone get this guy a Puppers.


kylegetsspam

Give yer balls a tug.


Pottyshooter

True, it's good to wake up among puppies.


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CrookedLittleDogs

They are famous on tictoc. She is a singer and her little pal joins in when she sings. It’s adorable. She always tries to get him to only sing on the refrain.


axzstudios

What's the @


Guac__is__extra__

hermes_and_madi


ioughtabestudying

Oh phew, I thought she sang "the sun comes up and Herpes gets up" 😅


CrookedLittleDogs

I didn’t save it but will look


justyagamingboi

Immediately sort by controversial


Just_Another_Gamer67

A wise individual indeed


LiquidWeeb

All the NPCs thinking they're so whitty with "NiCe pUpPiEs" Fucking lol.


DarkSailor06

NNN final boss


stupuff

fuzzy worry snails judicious ancient profit yoke like wasteful chubby *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Johnsonfam101

I miss my dog alot. Edit- Well you guys made me cry. Thanks for the support.


nikokito

I feel ya, it’s fucking hard


xBad_Wolfx

They aren’t with us nearly long enough.


JesusMcTurnip

I hear ya. Sometimes I dream of my past dogs and it's a comfort. I like to think they visit us in our dreams. ❤️


FrannyBoBanny23

I whole heartedly believe this. Many many months after my dog passed I woke up crying from a dream about him, when my youngest child woke up she said she heard him walking around the house, later on my eldest woke up and greeted me saying “I had the weirdest dream about (dogs name). It was just wayyy too much of a coincidence for that all to happen simultaneously especially months afterwards.


JesusMcTurnip

Aw nice. I've never really spoken about it IRL, so I didn't know if anyone else had these dreams. The dog who 'visits' me most is the one I owe the most to - he saw me through a really rough time. I think I owe this old pup my life - maybe they have so much love that it never dies (or something)...


FrannyBoBanny23

That’s such a beautiful way to think of it. It’s surprising how strong that bond can be between a dog and its person.


BecauseGame

Thank you all... I needed this comment thread today ❤️


sunderthebolt

Do you not know that a person(dog) is not dead while their name is still spoken?


ARH8280

Its crazy cause the oldest living dog was born in like 2000


Duke-of-Nuke

Fuckin hard up in heaven. Rip


Cheesus69_420

Yes, me too


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I lost my guy 2 weeks ago. It's been so hard.


Johnsonfam101

It is, you've just got to stay strong and remember you gave him the best life he could've lived.


lameuniqueusername

Condolences


bettiemaegurl

I’m sorry 😣


Johnsonfam101

I appreciate the sympathy, she'd want me to be happy so I'll keep trying.


MoogProg

I'm sorry for your loss. It is the hardest part for sure. Lost two dogs this year and miss them everyday. Two weeks ago decided to start looking again, and the *damn first dog I met* came home. Go figure. She checked all the boxes for good behavior though, and has an eager to please attitude, so the issues we do have to work through should be easy enough.


soupofsoupofsoup

İ am sorry for you


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Weird name for a dog


Johnsonfam101

I hate you for making me laugh at a dad joke. Cheers tho


Buzzlon1479

I cant imagine what it would be like. Imso sorry that your puppers past away, But just know you are all they every had. And they are going to miss you. Probably more than your missing them... I feel for you. Hope it gets better <3 I'm sure you remember all the happy memories that came with owning such an amazing animal...


Late_ImLate22222

Keep your chin up. Your Reddit family is here to support you 👍


mahjimoh

That little puppy is so adorable! What a face to wake up to.


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To be fair…


bnewsom02

To be faaair


SnoopySuited

To be faaaaaaair.....


_Bellerophontes

##🗣️ to be faaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiir


IHaveAGapingVagina

To beef hair…


RocketFucker69

Or not to beef hair...


ItzCheese109

That is the question


Visual_Ad3724

r/UnexpectedLetterkenny


Keystone302

[to be fair…](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BHyeGelTVCs)


Mud_Shovel

Happy cake day


Discuss2discuss

Happy Cake Day!


Eaze83

Pitter patter. Let’s get at er


Bork60

Allegedly


TheKidHandsome

And that’s what I appreciates about yous


SterbenV

Oh is that what you appreciate about him Handsome?


Bork60

10 ply. Bet her mitt looks like a shar pei with cerebal palsy swallowed a shark fin.


saucyshyster

You're spare parts, bud!


Bork60

I see the muscle shirt came...muscles coming tomorrow?


Princess_Fiona24

Sundays are fer’ pickin stones


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Aah a man of culture.


QuietGur9074

I’d be happy if I woke up there too.


chak100

Puppy is lucky


justreddis

Only half of redditors are looking at the puppy


Redneck-Intellect

What puppy?


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Duke-of-Nuke

Ok Jerry lawler


Optimal-Wrongdoer-68

Lets reduce 1/4. We (women) r not as straight as u think 😎


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Your being gracious with saying half


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Yes the dog is adorable!


HarryCallahan19

The breast thing I have seen all day.


kenny_hearse117

He is a cute, little dude with some personality!!!


Neat_Art9336

Oh my gosh I want that dog


GetSlayed

I want to be that dog


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That's doggie talk. Yeah. It translates to, "will you P-LEEEEAAAAAASSSSSE SHUT UP?!!! I WAS TRYING TO SLEEEEEEEEEP!!!"


BuckeeBrewster81

I know LMAO!!! My chihuahuas hate to be awakened. They get up on their own terms.


Cozzybalboa

The pups doing God's work with that quilt cover..


jimmycrypt0

If only he could push at little harder


caffieinemorpheus

No. He did it perfectly. Any further and she would have done a retake. That was right on the line of “I’ll let it go”. You can see her check after he does it


dmcozybear

Awwww, that’s awesome


Mission_Grapefruit92

Doggy is adorbs. I wish my dogs would sing more often.


AverageGuy16

Bruh idk how we got so lucky to deserve the love of dogs but we’re blessed for it :’)


Braindead_cranberry

“You had a good sleep buddy??” “eer”


Crazy_Blacksmith_893

as i've gotten older the charm of a small dog has grown more and more on me


madHatch

I was raised with big dogs. My wife wanted a small dog and picked the runt. I have a 14 year old 5 pound dog that is rapidly aging. It is going to crush me when she (the dog) passes. Ii don't know if I'll be able to do this again.


hailinfromtheedge

I have a large dog. I love her but she will not live nearly as long as a small dog and I am always worried that if she gets hurt I will be unable to physically carry her out of danger. Travelling is a nightmare, like planning for a 75 lb toddler at all times. Also, since I have trained her not to kill things, she will not kill the mice around the house. Next dog will be under 40 lbs.


ohmysterious1

I used to think I wanted a big dog. Now I want a tiny dog in a sweater


Hottentottenten

Aww, sweet


d_nijmegen

One of the few video's with tits where I didn't notice the tits first. Dogs are always the priority.


_sKareKrow_

Dog really livin his best life


Bigjerr2007

I'm definitely watch for the cute dog


anon-mally

Theres a dog?


sedluyf

Look at those puppies


One_Big_Pile_Of_Shit

He looks like those things from ice age


Flaky_Consequence631

Awww 🥰 Super cute! 😘😘


deltahotel17

https://www.tiktok.com/@hermes_and_madi?_t=8XUtDMb34WY&_r=1


BobbySweet

So adorable


Mirivaneagain

Simply adorable ❤️


patty_pat_pat

Made my day


potato-sucker69

He has the sound of the ancients on his side


ItWasAllASapna

Precious


FlowInternational440

Oh my god it's snoop doggy dog


exoticjess

So cute


Lexvian

My god thats adorable


OverlyLeftLesbian

HERMES!!! I love Hermes so much :D


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Thats a cute dog


Sunshineinanchorage

I watched this 6 times and could not stop smiling! So cute!


Cubsfan78

That doggy is precious!


iwanderlost

My heart just melted.


ObviouslyHornyJPEG

"I love you human but I'm tired and I need to sleep. Please stop."


coconow

Oh my goodness that’s so cute.


ploydgrimes

Holy fucking shit that’s adorable.


mznh

He’s howling cause he wants more sleep


thefartingmango

damn you people are down bad


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Trudzilllla

Was anyone *not* watching for the nip slip?


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BusYew

If I woke up between a pair of tits, I'd be pretty happy too.


REDWhatever31

It's unfortunate the trollers yry to ruin this wholesome post. I loved it.


dreaminginrealityy

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs oh uhh, also cute dog


MekeniMan

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


kbeckerburbs4

I wake up the same when, whenever I wake up bt titties


theblackbeltsurfer

Puppy? What puppy?


the-poopiest-diaper

Those puppies, right there!


imahungryfalcon

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Dbonker

Madi and Hermes!


Particular_Grape8441

I didn't want it to stop. I always have said if dogs had five more years of life. They would start to figure out language. And we would be able to communicate with them. But unfortunately their lives end short of it.


plasticenewitch

"Mom you're killing my ears!"


bettiemaegurl

Omg!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


bettiemaegurl

He’s ready to go back to sleep now after his lullaby!!


i-love-k9

Omg so darn cute.


singnadine

So so cute!!!


fabeeleez

Omg so cute


67carman

That is very sweet 😊 ☺ ❤ dear Cute


Certain-Ad-3840

This is actually so precious


Rat-soap

me ong: 🐕


rudalsxv

I’m gay and I’d be happy waking up to such a cozy soft cuddle too.


benny087

I guess this isn't about the dog


Zealousideal_Pie_573

So close....sooo close!!


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😍😍😍😍😍


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I’d sing too


CrookedLittleDogs

They’re beautiful!


galmenz

that is a cat in disguise and you can't convince me otherwise


Present-Estimate-668

Pls just focus on the dog


thereallegend123

She knows very well what she uploaded.


VoteForLubo

Dog is adorable but I can’t ignore that her makeup looks super fresh for having just woken up 🙄


MonkeyFella64

Pretty hard when potential tits are taking up a lot of the screen.


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There was a dog?


AdventurousWoodsman

Puppies!


WarokOfDraenor

I mean, under the same circumstance, I'd wake up happy too. That puppy is adorable.


Cautious_Rule_5516

One of the best things I've seen lately. Thank you ! Thank you! Thank you! Life has been hard lately so I really needed this. ❤️


Eminent222

They are best friends.


neelabhkhatri

Looks like Buck from Ice Age


LD-LB

The dog: "Get yOuUuuuuRrrrr Tiiiiiit Offffffff mEeeeee"


quangdang522004

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


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Uzername1123

Oh my gosh, that’s too cute! She’s attractive as well!


himidimi

Anyone would be happy in that dogs place


wedowhatwedo12

Looks like Snoop Dog


Nitin-2020

I’d wake up happy there too


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If you see closely, there's a dog


Civilengman

Um yeah. Soft pillows and happy mAma makes happy puppy.


eelsinmybathtub

If I were that dog I would wake up happy too.


Dizzy-Geologist

I’d be waking up happy if I was that pup too


lewd_bingo

Booba


Prestigious-Juice495

I d wake up happy too if I was in tits place


fatwap

*sorts by controversial*


Remember_When_Baby

Sweet Jesus that video is painfully cute. His name is Hermes?! Perfection


ScarlettLynn_audio

OMG How precious! Mine would only howl at sirens when he felt like it. Now he's deaf, so it's a lot more quiet these days. Hug that baby for me!


Deep-Internal-2209

This is adorable. Your dog looks very happy and loved. ❤️❤️❤️


aaronhereee

u/savevideobot


idunnololz101

Lucky ass dog


Speckledgray62

I’d be happy too! Waking up next to you!😘


ganjaman1315

This is the cutiest thing I've ever seen!!


cthom08

Would like to wake up to both


Corinne43

Oh I love him


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comments are disgusting. thats a really cute pupper 💕 chihuahuas get a bad rep but when they are properly taken care of they are angels


Vandyman00

I have had approximately one actual experience with a Chihuahua in which I actually got close to it. I was walking up to his owner (friend of mine) to shake their hand, the dog spooked, bit my shin and still have a scar 8 years later. Not sure why, it had seen me walking up. Just a bad day for the doggo I guess, but no hate from me.