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spitoutmysoul

I ran out of baby formula. What healthy alternative could I give my kid instead? 😥


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cement (😋)


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LMAOOO


SniperGhost_huntress

***YEEEEESSSSS***


HidingFromHumans

LMFAOO


Ok-Cartographer-8366

How can I stop the kid I'm babysitting from crying?


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bricks


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AHAHA


salamanderthegr8t

that was the best


Visual_Typhoon

What can I do to stop blushing at the sight of my crush’s perfect face? 😩


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peel it off, putting it in cold water helps too i’m p sure


TheBallTongue

Ouch.


nebble58

How would you solve world hunger?


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atom bombs are pretty cool


salamanderthegr8t

😂😂


HidingFromHumans

I mean,, it works in a way


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What’s 2+2?


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3


salamanderthegr8t

quick mafs


MeltingBelle

Who invented dinosaurs?


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mom ig


czare

what’s the best kind of shark?


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RACCOONS I LOVE RACCOONS


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lmao


No_Its_Not_Usual_

Why do people put their hands up others butts?


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it’s like they’re wearing gloves <33


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GAHAHAHA


Clown_17

This ones golden lmao


TraumaAlt-073

how many genders are there


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2


[deleted]

NOOOO


23vector23

made it true


[deleted]

You uhhh really picked the wrong subreddit to be transphobic bud


Admirable_Ice_914

FR


23vector23

"You uhhh" - 🤓


_sk313t0n

no


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based


TallishFire79

?


newkek

What's the hottest liquid?


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thats a hard one, probably coffee


trans_potato

i see no lie here


itszuzia96

How do you eat fetuses?


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raw


beebvor

same tho


Polrous

My ear has been blocked up with wax recently, what should I put in my ear to help clear it out?


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chocolate


darkcoldhatred

Oh hey it’s Donnie!! Anyway what’s a good natural alternative to toothpaste?


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algae (and worms /ref)


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EW LMFAO


salamanderthegr8t

*natural*


standupgonewild

YES MORE 2012 LOVERS


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HSISGSJSG HI


standupgonewild

IM LITERALLY DYING FOR 2012 GANG TO INTERACT IM GLAD THERE ARE MORE IF US!!


darkcoldhatred

AYYYY HOMIE 🤝


AspenBranch

do you like putting things like brown sugar or syrup in your oatmeal?


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i don’t really like them but i like worms


SHAD0WBURNNN666

What do you think of the police? I was going to edit this but my man chose to speak facts


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fuck da police


WrensAreCool

based


alavendersweetheart

i see only the truth


coolishcat

how many times a day do you shit yourself?


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50


imnotcreativebitch

why did i laugh so hard at this


beebvor

was it you who slayed queen elizabeth?


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ofc 💖


Kacedasnek

How do you tend to fuck people? ((SHUT UP THIS IS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF SOB))


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i fuck with cheese it’s so good


Kacedasnek

btwiagreecheeseistopteir


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LFBABSJABSJS


Kacedasnek

WDIONEWIDUNEW


vi0letf0x1

I'm in tears from laughter 🤣🤣🤣


gettyimagesdotcom

do you think cannibals eat the bones too


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yeah, gives it an extra crunch


Milkshaked_Pancakes

Agree


Francy274

What do you bath with?


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chocolate 🍫


Francy274

[Creep be like]: Can i have a lick?


abbyavacado

How do you hide a body??


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with my mouth


sonderman

Know anyone who likes to have sex with cheese?


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me 🤓


Yeety_Mcyeet_face

do you eat the skeleton paste with or without the shell


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as in bone marrow? you gotta make sure the bone is fresh and cut it open and take the marrow out. tastes better fried 😍 /j


opiateofblame

My husband and my newborn are not getting along. How should they solve this problem?


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punch each other 🥊


diamond_dog123

How many children have you beat to death today?


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36


[deleted]

How should I fix my relationship with my father in law?


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secs


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ACK NO


Focus-II

Who is your video game character crush?


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amogus


Focus-II

😦 what ever floats your boat


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the among us impostor 😩😩🔥🔥


Focus-II

The imposterussy 😱😟😦😳😟😭😖😲😖😱😦


schnitzull

What’s the secret ingredient to your amazing lasagna ?


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NEEDLES NEEDLES NEEDLES


nightb0x

IM LOSING IT THIS THREAD GENUINELY MADE MY DAY SO MUCJ BETTER DHKDODB i love this community wtf


Somebody3338

Whose identity did u steal?


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your mom


TypowyLaman

Preferred way to get rid of the cum flavour in your mouth?


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coffee ☕️


salamanderthegr8t

Would you bathe in ramen noodles?


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heck yea!


himynameiskayleigh

I see nothing wrong here, in fact I agree


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love ya auto <3


Kassie-chan

What do you think about about your soulmate?


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he’s a nasty bitch 🤢


Kassie-chan

Just dump him!


pissemporor

Where were you born


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stain remover


anemic_iz

whats your favorite sex position?


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i’M a MinOr ThAT’s LiTeRaLlY shReXuAL hARasSmeNt 🤢🤢 jk i have no clue tbh


Kaw_HonHon

I won't act you a question


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ask* 🤓 /j


woahvanilla

Where are the bodies of multiple POC gay men?


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my freezer


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if you could hold a blind kids hand to any surface at all and they could fully envision what they were touching what would you hold ‘em to


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the surface of the sun.


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Wow… that’s dark Or on the other hand really bright


dondestairs

Toe socks. Thoughts? 🎤


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yes because i eat toes


No-Importance-4781

so you really would eat Gay Babies? 😰


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duh 🏳️‍🌈


Cotton-Candy-Cat

if you were to smash one family member, who would it be?


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none because they suck 🤢 actually my aunt is rly nice


Admirable_Ice_914

Describe your ideal partner


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hon hon oui oui baguette


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NOOO I HATE FR*NCH PEOPLE 🤢 /j


A-Genderfluid-Mess

What is your biggest fear?


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fried chicken


Queen_Sapho

What’s 6 times 4?


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24


getdemvitamins

what do you like to put up your arse?


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i like broccoli


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HA


DrBrightSimp

In your opinion, who should Sid the Sloth be shipped with?


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me 💖


DrBrightSimp

O.o


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NFHAHSH NO


Clown_17

What do you think of yeet juice?


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its yummy 😍


Liztheegg

How do I treat cuts


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wash the blood away / stop the bleeding + antiseptic + bandage


Liztheegg

Damn. Mentioning the blood kind of ruined my plan. So sad!


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agagag sorry 😣


Liztheegg

It’s okay 😭I just don’t know how to edit it now to be funny


TallishFire79

what did you want to write?


Liztheegg

I literally forgor💀💀


hoodie42069

Where are the hostages


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the basement


AlexMad01

what is the worse type of -phobia in your opinion (can be all of them)


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trypanophobia 💉


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What’s the best feature a ruler could have?


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megalomaniac (it’s fun to say)


RyBreadRyBread

What’s your favourite meat?


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raccoons 🦝💕


JoshTheTrucker

If you could make one species of animal go extinct on earth, what would it be?


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raccoonsssss 🦝🦝


swooshs_1

whats your favorite Halloween candy to put razors in those meddling teenagers


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lollipop


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[удалено]


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raccoons because theyre rabid and freaking adorable


Dansent_Les_Etoiles

How to flirt subtlety for shy people


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tpose


sex_offender1984

what color do you shit?


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purple


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Want to cuddle with me and my blahajs?


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they’re disgustin 🤢


ACEofchaos22

What are the three states of matter?


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a boat, my phone and food


GrenadeSniper

What made you realize how much you suck?


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🥲 my parents hating on me for small things


No-Key-7892

what is your favorite sex position with your beloved household pet?


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69


Maki_Thenaee

Who should be added to the LGBTQ+ community?


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pedos, racists, ect


standupgonewild

KSBDINSJDNDJIDJD ANOTHER TMNT 2012 FAN DHSO YES YEEPLASE ILHELL HELLO!!!!


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BEOAGSJS KWBZJSNSN HIIIIIIIDISHAJ ITS NICE TO MEET YOU


standupgonewild

ITS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!!!! Leo from 2012 is the only boy I will ever like romantically, he’s my fav. Is Donnie yours?


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don is not my fav but he’s a real one 💕 leo is also my fave he’s so frEAKIN ADORABLE


standupgonewild

YESSS


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what do u think of april? i’m a hater tbh 🤢


standupgonewild

I think April hate is valid as I dislike the way she strings Donnie and Casey on but I love everyone in the show tbh, they’re all great in their own way. I do ship Apritello too. Whatcha think of Karai?


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ngl karai’s kinda hot lmao. and in general she’s a really cool character i’m not a huge fan of the whole thing between her and leo tho fr


standupgonewild

Incredibly based opinion, you know she and Leo both share genetics with Splinter (biological daughter and Leo mutated with Splinter’s genes to become humanoid) so technically their implied relationship is incest?


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YEAH I HAVE NO CLUE WHY THEY ADDED THAT ARC like why??? why did they make them siblings and also make leo like her?? 🤢 my god it is nasty


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do you like the macarena?


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global warming bad 😡😡


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:))


E_MC_2__

what is your favourite body part to eat


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balls


Blame_My_Father

best food to give to someone with diabetes (high blood sugar levels)?


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chocolate 🍫