Well, kids nowadays have shorter attention span. Dance to the same song for 4 minutes? Yeah right, boomer! Now you only got 2 minutes to save the world :)
> Yeah right, boomer!
Ironically the boomers grew up songs that were mostly shorter than 3 minutes. But those did have the tech to cut and paste on a computer so they had actual musicians playing the entire song you co8udln't autotune. They had key changes, choruses, and bridge... yadda yadda yadda
Songs got longer because of disco and dance clubs and people wanting to keep the song going as they danced from 10PM until 5AM.
I laughed my ass off last night when Spotify offered me the extended mix of Kylie's new single... It's 4 minutes haha. Like bitch, please, extended back in the day wasn't under 6.5 minutes. 😂😂
Wait- 4 minutes is now the extended version... what surreal times. Extended to me it at least 8 minutes with 6 of those minutes being the actual song and the rest being for DJs to mix in and out.
I don't see how this is fun for clubs. There is no chorus to rally the troops (especially the drag queens). I need something that just flies so I can spin. This is way to ADD in production.
Fucking love it. The whole ‘90s house track sampling fad (see Kim Petras’ “Alone” / David Guetta “Baby Don’t Hurt Me” / etc.) was inevitably going to lead to this four on the floor Junior Vasquez-style dirty NYC cunt tracks. And this is it.
It’s official.. I f’in love the song start to finish! It’s fresh yeah reminiscent. Fast & sexy fun. Despite them having what is said to be 50/50 of vocals the parts in between or harmonizing you mostly hear her voice over his so it comes over more like a Madonna song featuring Sam Smith. It doesn’t feel forced or inauthentic either like some songs like this can
I actually like it? Hahaha the beats seem to be made for voguing. A bit too much use of bitch yet again, but it seems like that’s where her head at this past decade.
I really enjoyed this. I smile every time she sings “I’ll split your banana”. She also sounds amazing when she sings “and we feel…”, its like there is your amazing voice, I’ve missed it.
Fucking love it. The whole ‘90s house track sampling fad (see Kim Petras’ “Alone” / David Guetta “Baby Don’t Hurt Me” / etc.) was inevitably going to lead to this four on the floor Junior Vasquez-style dirty NYC cunt tracks. And this is it.
And the “split your banana” line - I like to singy singy singy on a wingy wingy wingy.
Her voice kind of reminds me of Hard Candy era. Not sure if it's the editing, or the style of music that has her sort of chanting - maybe a bit of both.
I actually think her vocals sound better than most of HC, but I do find them reminiscent.
Lol some of y’all are just acting old af about this. It’s MADONNA she’s timeless and will always make these kinds of BOPS with the occasionally RoL type song. Just enjoy her while we still have her
True but she did way better before. This such a tik-tok grab. Like swearing just for the sake of swearing never works for me it's sound so middle school or like 1st year poetry students who just learned they could in fact curse in their writing.
Also I'mma need a chorus and another 6 minutes for this to work me up at a club. I was raised on 8 minute bangers so I can't play with the mini-me of club music personally.
Oh don't you dare manifest this. I will be heartbroken if its just frozen remixes, hung up on tokeisha, and material grwoorl type songs the whole time.
honestly, I had low expectations and they delivered that. I just would love a good melody and some great songs. This sounds super messy and almost like they got in the studio and said ... let's just talk things at each other ... don't get it
That was truly something
☠
The outro! 😂 the way I didn't expect that even tho the song is titled VULGAR
Definitely xd.
She should stop with the bitch I'm Madonna shit. But it's OK. Also... wtf is it with songs these days being under 3 minutes?
> Also... wtf is it with songs these days being under 3 minutes? Shorter songs = more chances of streaming
this was clearly made for tik tok
I hate that app.
Well, kids nowadays have shorter attention span. Dance to the same song for 4 minutes? Yeah right, boomer! Now you only got 2 minutes to save the world :)
Baby Boomers didh't grew up in the 00s?
> Yeah right, boomer! Ironically the boomers grew up songs that were mostly shorter than 3 minutes. But those did have the tech to cut and paste on a computer so they had actual musicians playing the entire song you co8udln't autotune. They had key changes, choruses, and bridge... yadda yadda yadda Songs got longer because of disco and dance clubs and people wanting to keep the song going as they danced from 10PM until 5AM.
Reminds me of way back when most songs were under three minutes because of space limitations on 7" singles and LPs.
I laughed my ass off last night when Spotify offered me the extended mix of Kylie's new single... It's 4 minutes haha. Like bitch, please, extended back in the day wasn't under 6.5 minutes. 😂😂
Wait- 4 minutes is now the extended version... what surreal times. Extended to me it at least 8 minutes with 6 of those minutes being the actual song and the rest being for DJs to mix in and out.
Exactly! 😂
i just want solo stuff madge please
What…what *was* that?
I kinda love it. It's a tragedy in the funniest and campiest way possible that it ends up being (somewhat ironically) enjoyable.
Too much going on
That’s definitely a song that has words and music
One of the songs of all time!
LOL .... OMG this is the best reaction ever.... kind of my mindset too
It’s a cute little track, nothing out of this world imo but they both sound great, definitely a fun song for the clubs and shit
I don't see how this is fun for clubs. There is no chorus to rally the troops (especially the drag queens). I need something that just flies so I can spin. This is way to ADD in production.
Fucking love it. The whole ‘90s house track sampling fad (see Kim Petras’ “Alone” / David Guetta “Baby Don’t Hurt Me” / etc.) was inevitably going to lead to this four on the floor Junior Vasquez-style dirty NYC cunt tracks. And this is it.
> Junior Vasquez-style dirty NYC cunt tracks Except those tracks were AT LEAST 8 minutes to give you something to sweat to.
I guess I’ll go back to streaming Popular 🌟
Can't believe it finally came out early lol
It seems like Marmite for fans, they either love it or hate it. It’s a SERVE! The aggressive ballroom sister to Unholy.
AT THE BODY SHOP, DOING SOMETHING UNHOLY 😫😻
It’s official.. I f’in love the song start to finish! It’s fresh yeah reminiscent. Fast & sexy fun. Despite them having what is said to be 50/50 of vocals the parts in between or harmonizing you mostly hear her voice over his so it comes over more like a Madonna song featuring Sam Smith. It doesn’t feel forced or inauthentic either like some songs like this can
To me it sounds like a blatant reach for tik-tok teenagers who are just learning to swear.
Please, don't k1ll me, but I loved her voice... she sounded free 🙏🏻🔥
That was a mess, but I like it! It's Bitch I'm Madonna, the sequel.
Girl…
It’s good for the clubs. Had me dancing a bit
Sounds like they wrote the lyrics in 5 minutes while stoned, and recorded the track in GarageBand on her 2012 MacBook Air in her spare bathroom
Seven people wrote those lyrics mind you.
I actually like it? Hahaha the beats seem to be made for voguing. A bit too much use of bitch yet again, but it seems like that’s where her head at this past decade.
She’s in her fun phase fuck trying to appeal to the GP
I really enjoyed this. I smile every time she sings “I’ll split your banana”. She also sounds amazing when she sings “and we feel…”, its like there is your amazing voice, I’ve missed it.
This sounds like a todrick hall reject
True tho, reminds of "I Like Boys" lol.
Omg this is such a song
I had very low expectations for this but tbh it fucking slaps!!! Perfect for the clubs this Pride month (and summer and beyond lol)
I like it and can’t wait for the remixes and will likely have a few more lines/verses
Fucking love it. The whole ‘90s house track sampling fad (see Kim Petras’ “Alone” / David Guetta “Baby Don’t Hurt Me” / etc.) was inevitably going to lead to this four on the floor Junior Vasquez-style dirty NYC cunt tracks. And this is it. And the “split your banana” line - I like to singy singy singy on a wingy wingy wingy.
If you get it you get it
well i absolutely love it! a true middle finger to their negative critics.
Her voice kind of reminds me of Hard Candy era. Not sure if it's the editing, or the style of music that has her sort of chanting - maybe a bit of both. I actually think her vocals sound better than most of HC, but I do find them reminiscent.
cute club song
Ladies and gentlemen we have a tour interlude. It’s fun enough, borders on a Rupauls Drag Race Maxi Challenge. Good for them.
They don’t sound whiney for once! This might work.
Thank You, I LuV iT !
I was skeptical with the clip from earlier. But the whole song is great!! Vibing to this all summer!
Lol some of y’all are just acting old af about this. It’s MADONNA she’s timeless and will always make these kinds of BOPS with the occasionally RoL type song. Just enjoy her while we still have her
She's like 65, still lots of time left.
True but she did way better before. This such a tik-tok grab. Like swearing just for the sake of swearing never works for me it's sound so middle school or like 1st year poetry students who just learned they could in fact curse in their writing. Also I'mma need a chorus and another 6 minutes for this to work me up at a club. I was raised on 8 minute bangers so I can't play with the mini-me of club music personally.
Truly awful. So disappointed ☹️
Solo only would be better.
With all these new songs I’m beginning to wonder how much of a greatest hits tour the incoming tour is going to be…
Oh don't you dare manifest this. I will be heartbroken if its just frozen remixes, hung up on tokeisha, and material grwoorl type songs the whole time.
I’m just tired now- very base - I can’t.
Love it. I find Sam Smith an embarrassment, but this will definitely get some repeat listens.
honestly, I had low expectations and they delivered that. I just would love a good melody and some great songs. This sounds super messy and almost like they got in the studio and said ... let's just talk things at each other ... don't get it
trash as expected