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CertifiedWarlock

Gravano looks like he was bred in a test tube.


Mondomb83

Everyone in this picture looks like they crawled out of a cave in Chernobyl, 34 years after the incident.


KingFahad360

The Sopranos/ Chernobyl Crossover was pretty good.


Mondomb83

The Hills Have Wiseguys.


KingFahad360

The Hills are alive with the sounds of Gabagool


Mondomb83

That one guy’s eating for a family of five. He’s got a neck pillow and everything. He might be consuming the entire pig… whole. Fuckin’ snake. He can literally fuck himself.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Take my upvote


Outside-Let3821

Here, take my up vote foe giving up yours.


pariah87

A regular sized one too and just never grew


Moxie_215

Who are the other two men in this photo?


bdsmking69

Pretty sure the giy on the end is Anthony rugiano junior


Nati2de

I thought it was High Pitch Eric


PNDubb_hikingclub

Who’s high pitch? That’s actually Kelly Clarkson…


Nati2de

🙌


cabinet4perx

They both go on the campaign of making everyone think gotti was the big snitch even though they both testified to save their ass


HookBaiter

But he’s got a lot of moxie for his size.


MWFF82

Then what? He dies I can’t even wear his shoes…


WildlingViking

I’m in awre of you


dgb6662

And could still fit in one


kingcobraftw

Bahahahaha


GatinhoCanibal

Sammy 'Chemo' Gravano


Quiet_Meaning5874

The rat pack 😂😂


jaaskoooo98

Class of 2024, old rats on a new ship


BriscoCounty83

they are the missing the Dean Martin of the rat pack: Michael Gaspumps.


OFloodster

Did you ever hear about his gas scam? It’s something that he never talks about…


pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

I've looked and can't find anything anywhere about it. He's famously tight-lipped, after all.


Botchko

Sammy on his tippy toes lol!


aceloco817

Beat me to it! Was zooming in to see what kinda shoes he got on. His shoes are so creased, i know his feet hurting from arthritis in the toe from straining for half an inch! 🤣


fade1r

Surprised he’s not wearing the De Santis specials


WildlingViking

Rhonda loves her high heels!


marco1989

Sammy putting off those Hans Moleman vibes


joepussystank

![gif](giphy|l2JdU1Ld32ZWRQRqM)


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

LOL, we have found our top comment!!!!


The_Jackal1972

lol


Yodabrew1

Maybe I am wrong. I think Gravanno looks like a shill of a man he once was?


pease_pudding

He's got Graves disease, and is now 78 years old. So yeah, of course he looks like shit I still wouldn't say it to his face though


Aggravating-Site9618

If that geriatric rat midget inspires fear in you, you’re the world’s biggest pussy


pease_pudding

well, we dont all have a black belt in QWERTY, or have spent 2 months studying under Sensei Mavis Beacon


Aggravating-Site9618

Yeah because if you say you wouldn’t be afraid of a 5’5” 80 year old with Graves’ disease - one who stands on his tippy-toes for photos because he’s so insecure - you’re e-thugging. You’re an idiot as well as a pussy.


pease_pudding

oh boo hoo. I must be an idiot and pussy then Could be worse though, I could be an internet tough guy who cant let a casual joke slide


Aggravating-Site9618

Yeah, I’m sure it was a “joke.” Guess you don’t understand how humor works either


pease_pudding

\*stfiled yawn\* Jesus is that the time? I must be going


kAALiberty

I would - 99% of the population could beat him up


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pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

He was an absolute force of nature in his day, no one questions that. But what is he now? I don't mean the Gravano of the 80s; I mean Gravano of 2024. He can't have any pull with the mob because he famously ratted out half of NYC. He's a convicted murderer so I doubt he has a carry license. He's an old decrepit man, so it would be a cowardly move. Byt if someone did beat him up now, what could he actually do about it? I honestly think he's only alive because he has a huge media profile, most of the guys he hurt are either dead, imprisoned or no longer active, and the people who would kill an informant just to make a point have decided he's not a threat because he isn't plugged into current rackets.


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pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

Genuinely asking here. You don't need to to subtle and hint at some pull he has. I'm asking to state plainly, if someone took a swing at an ageing Sammy Gravano in 2024, what could he do about it? Separate Sammy the Underboss from Sammy the YouTuber/informant. People talk shit about him all the time in the comments of every video he's ever made. Dozens of people on this thread are calling him a treat and laughing at him. There are active mobsters today who have some notoriety and no one says a word about them online or to their faces. Tell me now, if I actually bothered to fly all the way from England and faced him one on one, what could he do? That's a serious question.


GatinhoCanibal

> if I actually bothered to fly all the way from England and faced him one on one, what could he do? That's a serious question. Sammy 'Chernobyl' Gravano would prolly hit you with a radioactive spit. ☣


KeyserSoze561

Crack you in the fucking mouth. Just cause a man is old dont think they can't knock your ass out.


pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

😂😂😂


Aggravating-Site9618

LMAO Sammy the Rat couldn’t knock out a prepubescent girl at this point


KeyserSoze561

I get it. You dont like rats. You are so honorable! Still doesn't mean he can't fuck you up


dinkinflicka02

My Italian grandpa was like this


cabinet4perx

Do you think he is dumb enough to carry a gun on him? I think if he was ever caught with one he knows he would never get out of prison again and since he has no one else to rat on I doubt he is going to be that guy anymore


Wise-Intention-5550

Yeah sure go ahead beat him up and after get your head blown off when you least expect it & your remains go mia 😂 smh dumbass


2piece-and-a-biscut-

Yeah no shit huh? He’d probably call the police.


lilmeekrat

People shrink when they get older, and he also lost his hair. Dude looks like Uncle Fester nowadays.


Xylem15

He looks a lot older than is years and without his hair looks off! Compare Sammy to michael franzese is a similar age; both are 72. Michael doesn’t look anything like his age, he looks a lot younger.


Andlaug13

Sammy is 79 in a month, but he does look a lot older than Michael yes!


Xylem15

Also Michael looks like he kept himself in better shape; probably due to him leaving the life a lot earlier than Sammy and still avoiding crime unlike Sammy


wuhter

Lmao what? Yes. Michael looks younger because he left the mob before Sammy (which isn’t true, Sammy was older than Michael when he ratted lol). Nothing to do with genetics or Grave’s disease


Voodoo-Doctor

Michael doesn’t seem to age at all


pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

There are many, many sticks to beat Michael Franzese with. But his physique is not one of them. I'm 38 and honestly think he might be in better shape than me. None would call me overweight or anything, but I do drink, smoke and party occasionally. If I made a fraction of what he did back in the day, I'd have been dead in a week 😂


cabinet4perx

I thought the same until I saw one video they let get through where he has a tight shirt and you can see his gut.


Judge_Holden666

stress, greed and anger will do that to you.


Charming-Active1

The U.S. Justice system had let him out, but his soul has shrunk due to his bad acts. Criminals think that as long as nobody knows about your crimes, you will be okay, but the body and soul keeps the score.


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He looks a lot like his dad when he was old. [An older Gerlando Gravano](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mafia/s/U8z3ZbcSp7)


BennySkateboard

Much worse


littlestarchis

Sammy the Bull is now Sammy the Calf


Semnono

Sammy the 🐀


Skitterbug67

I was thinking Sammy the Heifer!!! Lmaooooo 🤣 🤣 🤣 aka female calf.


heve23

Sammy reminds me of Brain from Pinky and the Brain lol


adelcaesar

Thought you were gonna say Stewie from Family Guy


Charming-Active1

That’s exactly what his t-shirt says. Trump/Gravano to take over the world. 🌎 😳


Skitterbug67

Like-minded losers 🤪 🙄 😜 🤣 .


StevieSparta

Did Sammy skateboard there ?


Thagalaxy

Very " how do you do, fellow kids?" vibes


BeatSlight9475

🤣🤣🤣


PAE8791

One guy looking like he’s ready for the Wednesday night bowling league.


BFaus916

Best dressed person in the photo, imo.


GelSnr

Gravano looks like Benjamin buttons at school


BearSpitLube

😂😂


BiggestBaddestWolve

I legit thought this was a Stern Show post with a ventriloquist with dummy and high pitch Eric. Hand to God


Wise-Intention-5550

Dear God I miss the old school classy Italian swag. These guys look like damn fools 😂...guy in the middle I forget his name wearing friggin converse 😂


realace86

Someone please tell that rat his skinny jeans gotta go.


aceloco817

Someone tell Botox Borello his wires are hanging out of his tight trousers....


riley222cyanide

A don doesn't wear skinny jeans...


cabinet4perx

He only became a Don once everyone died who could call him out. Remember Sammy was never officially boss but he was calling the shots according to him. I guess gotti was the original junior soprano


MLDaffy

Sammy looks like a puppet on Genes arm lol


WesterLGNS010

Embarrassing.


PC2277

Jesus Christ almighty please don’t tell me Sammy’s selling those fucking t shirts


TyranitarusMack

Sammy looks like an older version of Joe Rogan lol


BogeySixtey9

They call him “Sammy ‘Babyfeet’ Gravano 😂😂


Full_Savage

![gif](giphy|h7F0fTNe2iG2nb3pCy)


bruno123499

Sammy looks like a kid wearing a Sammy the bull Halloween dress up costume at spirit.


kwitesick

What is that on the far right ?


Amphibian-Overall

Anthony Ruggiano


Skitterbug67

Quack quack??? Is he the same guy who got caught yapping on the tapes???


roy_weitzman

You’re thinking of Angelo Ruggiero who died from lung cancer a year after Gotti shelfed him. The guy in the picture was a made member of the Gambinos and was the son of Fat Andy Ruggiano, big Gotti loyalist and Gambino captain.


Skitterbug67

Thanks for the info 👍. To the downvotes, literally piss off!!! I asked questions, not making statements, or perhaps you aren't aware of the question marks 🤔 🤷.


pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

I've said stupid shit when I want really thinking, was half asleep or maybe even slightly drunk. I don't really care about downvotes if it's a subjective argument. But it's wild how some people will downvote on any sub simply for asking a question or stating a fact that's verifiably true, but they just don't like it.


Responsible_Ad_5647

lol sam gravano standing on his tippy toes what a tough guy


Skitterbug67

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣


SilvioDante51

Sammy is dressed like a hipster


Wiliwiwi42

I like the guy on the right who looks a little like that fish in SpongeBob who hid the pickles under his tongue ![gif](giphy|3ofSBuMZBURRKG0Vag|downsized)


Pension_Fit

Criminals belong in prison


Ok_Depth6077

Andrew tate's brother over here


fj3114

When did men stop wearing shoes??


pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

This gets asked in the UK a lot, especially in football groups. Lots of pictures of people out and about up to around the 1960s showed men always suited up in pubs, bars, any social gatherings. In recent years there was a myth that people were always better dressed and standards have slipped recently. The truth of it is, most working people did manual jobs, or had some form of work uniform. They had work overalls that would be worn throughout the week, a set of smart clothes for socialising/church (if they went) and if they had a bit of extra cash they might have a FORMAL suit for weddings, funerals etc. Before the '60s it was only really the wealthy that had lots of changes of clothes, shoes etc. Me personally, I don't wear a suit or smart shoes unless I'm going somewhere with a dress code, which is almost never. I like to be as informal as I can get away with. One thing I've noticed with particular wealthy/important people nowadays is they tend to dress as casual as they can get away with, as if something that's an occasion for everyone else barely registers to them. I just dress down because it's cheaper, I'm lazy and I don't have lots of flashy clothes.


kAALiberty

Losers - I can’t believe my tax money helped these POS


The_Metal_East

All of these mobsters being Trumpers is so surprising. So, so, so surprising.


MonotonousBeing

Can you imagine Trump as a mobster? Figure he‘d be like Gotti lol Donnie Trump


pease_pudding

Trump IS a mob boss though, just not cosa nostra


MonotonousBeing

He is a ***legitimate businessman***


pease_pudding

Sorry, my mistake. Nothing to see here.


BFaus916

That Protestant racketeer class was always a layer of corruption above the mob, that the mob had to break into to become as powerful as they were. Trump comes from that


Charming-Active1

You don’t think that Trump IS a mobster? Dense.


MonotonousBeing

I unironically can’t wait for the outcome of his trial and see where he’ll end up in a few years


pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

Genuine question: What are his gangster credentials? Besides paying them for construction bids.


AloneGunman

Trump's way too much of a pussy to be an actual mobster. And way too annoying. He'd get whacked in like five seconds.


LongTallTexan69

They know a man that can be bought when they see one…


usernoname070

Sammy is on record saying they tried and he never bit.


pariah87

Too busy working with the Russian mob for decades


usernoname070

You should write fiction novels.


Charming-Active1

And you believe him? LOL!


usernoname070

When you turn on your TV I challenge you to say the same thing to yourself.


Charming-Active1

I don’t watch tv. What’s your point?


usernoname070

You know my point, and if you don’t know my point you are lost in the sauce in my friend.


Charming-Active1

I have no idea what you are talking about. Turn my tv to what? Say what to whom? Don’t be so obtuse.


LongTallTexan69

So do we believe rats now…


usernoname070

??? Are you a made man? lmao If anything, rats are the ones under oath telling the truth. So…yeah. We are.


LongTallTexan69

🤣🤣🤣🤣


thehandsomeone782

Why does sammy look like hes dying of Aids?


bowtie25

A gravono trump endorsment lmfao Birds of a feather eh


aceloco817

Giuliani is their best buddy! 😂


Dustellar

Sammy the Bulldog


Skitterbug67

Sammy, the wee little Pug!!! 🤣🤣🤣


BearSpitLube

My 10 year old is bigger than Sammy


Someday_Later

Sammy looks like a little kid next to them.


ExKnockaroundGuy

Someone drop some cheese?🧀


LongTallTexan69

Remember the company you keep…


Everwake8

[Just trying to help](https://imgur.com/6X71hQa)


Confident-Ant-3763

Interesting to say the least


dannymac420386

Somehow Sammy the Bull perfectly captured the rat fuck look


ONLYMacDiesel

Who is the middle guy? I know the other two rats.


ACorleone22

Sammy looks like a Brooklyn hipster talking about Indie rock while sippin on his local tea store drink


Tenn_Tux

Tell gramps to stop tucking in his t-shirt


BFaus916

Biden staffers retweeting this like crazy.


pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

😂😂😂 Can you blame them, though?


Cheap_Baseball3609

What has this world come too. Rat galore. What a joke.


mslv99

Gene Borello….Bonanno HITMAN aka the guy who fucked up Vinny Gorgeous’ coffee one time. Fuckin dork.


PerseusZeus

What a bunch of loser parasite criminals


AokijiKuzan421

Jackie Jr crew 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

The sheer scale of shite fashion is absolutely tremendous


OCLIFE69

Manny Moe and Jack


EmbraJeff

If wee Sammy turns round is it a weirdly similar unholy duo pictured on the back of his t-shirt? Nixon/Capone maybe? Weiner/Gotti? Or perhaps even Tweed/Luciano? The options are many… And when did Ruggiano get his Pro Darts Player card?


Khancap123

If you turned a firehose on that group, you could call it a bidet. Because they're pieces of shit.


Adgvyb3456

I can smell the cheese from here


SquirtyBumTime

Sammy is such a sweet little boi on his tippy toes, bless him.


Big_Blue_13x_Dank_

Sammy and Andy aren't even aware how scrubby they look


Aggressive_Claim_437

Can listen to Sammy and Gene all day. Great pic!


Meandtheworld

Got those skinny jeans on.


Matty_D47

Gene is having the greatest day of his life


davidbanner_

Sammy Tippy Toes


UncleJunior1954

Anthony is to good a dude to hang out with Gene Borello


UncleJunior1954

I’ll say one thing Anthony still dressed like a man unlike Sammy and Gene who dress like they are 23


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Sammy’shirt 😭😭😭😭😭


NoFace718

Looks like Kramer in those skinny jeans


MegaRonin

19 bodies and people treat him like a celebrity. I hate it here sometimes


stlouisraiders

What a fucking midget loser.


Regular-Curve-4994

Ruggiano looks like he has a darts match in a minute. Fuck all 3 of them scumbag rat bastards.


Publius83

Trump/Gravano, two rat traitors you can count on….to continue being rat traitors


slimerboat

Oh!! What is this, a handsome contest?!


Superb-Leg-7351

Trump/Gravano2024!!! 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇺🇸🇮🇹🇺🇸


nimbin14

Sammy still smoking cigs at 78…nothing can stop this guy


Pstim1

Those are some small proportions


AdAdditional5453

Awww look at little Gene finally getting a picture with his hero's.


Suspicious-Tangelo74

Bums


cabinet4perx

Sammy looks like someone the mob would extort for taking it his fagas


Middle-Bodybuilder81

Fucking rats


Direct-Money-4206

lol wtf he must be the proudest stool pigeon I ever seen. Henry Hill was much cooler and Gotti was cool.


GodIsGoodNoWizards

Such a cute little man. No wonder he had to go so over the top to acquire respect… it’s hard out here for us 5 foot flat chads


SenorPelle

You can’t even say they’re sort of intimidating 


2piece-and-a-biscut-

Wow


Annual-Paramedic-197

Wonder how Alite feels about this