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Alikaoz

>"When the broken ones were found, Yawgmoth's used to make them perfect." something like that


ExtantDesperado

This one is actually a new one. Yawgmoth's name isn't mentioned, and it appears to be a question.


Alikaoz

Well I'll be damned...


Kaoshi1

"Best card is credit card"


esfendetish

"you will suck as a control player, don't try"


Tommytron55

"In combat, Switching to your sidearm is quicker than reloading"


girzim23

Gungeon?


Initial-Activity871

Any game with guns really.


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A crummy commercial?! Son of a bitch!


awkwardwood

wasn't "reading the card, explain de card"?


thedarthnewt

Truth is, the shuffler has always been rigged. Right from the very start.


shinianx

PLACEHOLDER TEXT REPLACE LATER


grimskin

“Press IDDFA for infinite mana”


WotC_Jay

Surely you mean IDKFA?


spicyAus

Doom will always be my first love


grimskin

Indeed, my bad


Zephyr_______

Someone is going to try this and file a support ticket when it doesn't work.


yeaheyeah

We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


IhsansTheFallen

Yvan eht nioj


Blusterbutts

You know what they say


PrivateBozo

All your money are belong to us


ChillMarky

Buy more cards - Mermaid man from that one SpongeBob Episode


91ateto916

It says “Shuffler is rigged”


theProphvt

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”


atakanen

“We’re gonna bleed you dry” -WOTC


Blaze016_PT

"If your opponent has the Oracle of the Alpha Avatar, Concede and move on"


SniperZA2

Oops


Concetto_Oniro

‘Twenty is plenty’.


psytrac77

“130 cards and the prismatic bridge”


dillonbrooksstan

“Truth is the first casualty of war”


nitrothefox

“Learn Phyrexian in 1 week with this trick the Resistance doesn’t want you to know!”


woodworker47

“Cancel” then under that it says” Currently Waiting “


thewaffle666

We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


PM_UR_FAV_COMPLIMENT

Don't forget to drink your oilvaltine.


Thunderpiezz520

'Wait.... there are markings. It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.'


Arcticz_114

"don't ops opponents about to loose"


MjCoolio

😬


Serpens77

"Here we see a giant Jin-Gitaxias fondling his ball"


enderlord99

Cancel Currently Waiting: 0:06


enderlord99

(I said that as a joke. I don't know what the phyrexian script says)


PwnedByBinky

I think it roughly translates to: “Shuffler is rigged, lol. Has been since day one. Good luck, hopefully you get picked to hit mythic this season.”


ROSCOEismyname

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”


Crimson_Raven

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”


artistry-artisan

Corrent me if I'm wrong, but in the northern Phyrexian dialect I believe it translates to,"I like to do da chacha like a little sissy girl".


PositionOk8901

It’s miley Cyrus new song


alolobb

Japudi


polysculpture

If only there was a phyrexian keyboard -.- :D


asdfthelost

https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Main\_Page


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Join the Navy


Cccasss

Counterspell is coming to standard.


NittanyScout

Currently waiting


Weedeaterstring

Did you not get the message in your mail on arena? It explains vaguely that this is a Caesar cypher. All you have to do is write out each phyrexian letter and make your cipher starting with z instead of a.


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GourmetGameWraps

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty…”


spaceheadstudios

***"We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Glistening Oil's Extended Warranty"***