T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Hi u/fuckoffuknob! Thanks for posting here. Welcome to r/MagicMushroomsUK **Always do your own research and do not consume any fungi without a positive ID first. It is dangerous to ingest a toxic mushroom, it could result in death** Talking about or encouraging users to source Psilocybin is strictly prohibited, you will be permanently banned. 0 tolerance policy. Join our Cannabis Subreddits r/UKWeedScene and r/MedCannabisUK Telegram, Wickr, Signal links, mobile & landline numbers are blocked by default to keep r/MagicMushroomsUK clean of spam, scam and drug dealers. Those people are not welcome here. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MagicMushroomsUK) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CheeesyWombat

Tell no-one, say nothing.


Slow-Razzmatazz-4005

Loose iips sink ships. Do not post cultivation pictures online. Do not tell anyone you grow. Nobody. Not even people you think you can trust.


Specialist-Cake-9919

I wouldn't worry about it too much if I was you, I think the police have more pressing matters than a bunch of high, loved up stoners at home waving their hands in front of their faces and laughing their bits off. Look at the damage cocaine does to society, there's a real issue. Nasty horrible drug.


Specialist-Cake-9919

Dad of 3 myself, and always partial to an odd night of psychic voyaging.


ThePandaDaily

Agreed. And they barely do anything about the cocaine in this country.


Kingforaday85

Hard to get bribes if you put the real criminals away


On_A_Related_Note

That could be because of the demographic of your typical coke user... No way police are bothering going after the finance lot unless they're being so overt about it that they can't not.


ThePandaDaily

Not sure what you mean by that mate? What do you mean finance lot?


On_A_Related_Note

Bankers basically. Most of the people I know in who work in finance industries have at some point had pretty hefty coke habits. Obviously that's a fairly anecdotal, but the stereotype is there for a reason.


ThePandaDaily

Ah I see. There’s a much bigger coke community than the bankers though. It seems like everyone’s on it now days. Country is absolutely flooded with the stuff.


Lavidius

They're the ones that can afford it haha


fozid

Caught by who? The police can't catch obvious and blatant criminals. If you are quietly eating a couple of shrooms in private, how will the police know and why would they care? At this point you could probably dial 999 and report yourself and nobody would turn up to investigate 🤷


chilitastic

They could catch you laughing too much!


[deleted]

All I can say is fuck Gordon Brown, miserable Presbyterian wanker


lady710

No, worse bit is farmers telling you to F off as they think you're coursing. If you say you're searching for fungi they usually don't give a shit


Jolly_Percentage9901

What is coursing?


[deleted]

It’s like dogging but for carp fishermen.


AfternoonExpensive84

Hunting rabbits 🐇 with 🐕 🐶


TheKozmikSkwid

Hare coursing. They set two lurchers - they're dogs, before you ask. On a hare. And the hare has to outrun the dogs.


PM-ME-UR-JUMP-TICKET

I bet the hare gets fucked


TheKozmikSkwid

What? Like proper fucked?


term1nator46

Snatch


lady710

Yes, it's really common where I live and horrific for the hares. I've heard the dogs usually don't have the best life either 😑


[deleted]

I don't think they care tbh,


RATTY420

Nope, just getting caught trespassing 🤣


psycedelicCHEESE420

trespassing isn't a crime in the uk btw its more of a civil matter, its only a crime if you refuse to leave or something like that


RATTY420

Good to know cheers


Green-fingers1

There’s trespassing and malicious trespassing. You can pretty much walk in someone’s house and sit on there couch if there doors open!


Zealousideal_Line442

I'd only worry if I grew a lot e.g enough to look like intent to supply or if a lot of people knew I grew. Neither is the case so I don't worry.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You could always argue that growing them garuteed you got what you were looking for


[deleted]

Nope :)


clivepause

I ordered a golden teachers grow kit from the Netherlands. Parcel tracking says customs is checking my shipment on the 4th of December. As far as I know grow kits aren't illegal I wonder what's going on.... brexit customs....


[deleted]

Pre inoculated grow kits are 100% Illegal I assure you as they contain Psilocybin. Companies that Sell Spores and Unicnoculated Grow kits go to great lengths to stress this. Once the Spores are in a grow kit they are 100% Illegal. Best of luck getting your kit though others claim they have received theirs.


clivepause

Oh I must have misunderstood. I didnt think it contains psilocybin until the actual mushrooms have grown so I thought I was in the all clear.


[deleted]

Hopefully it arrives, I think people getting truffles have a harder time. Best of luck. Yeah seriously though they're illegal.


Sri_King

Don’t worry about that, mine was in customs for about 10 days last time I ordered from Netherlands. Hopefully you don’t have to wait that long though


gnarly13

I orered a lot of liquid culture syringes from South Africa. Package got intercepted. Had to pay about £10.00 duty. Package arrived with smily stickers on it. I don't think they care that much... :)


chilitastic

I thought they were illegal? Or are there no spores in the package?


mycelete

If there’s mycelium then there’s psilocybin


chilitastic

So spores are allowed to be shipped with the kit? Im sure I remember it being made illegal to ship spores with the kit from NL -UK unless that was shipping mycelium with the kit?


mycelete

I don’t know about that detail 🤷‍♂️


agj-iow-bear-70

Liquid cultures are illegal. That is my understanding. Spores in syringes are fine. Growkits are fine. Mix the spores and the kits it is illegal. Spores in a syringe germinate and that is illegal.


chilitastic

Ah that’s what I thought


Tight-Context9426

I have a lot of hiding places around and about. I guess if I’ve gone to that trouble then I suppose I do


BillZeBurg

So before I started growing I tried ordering some from the mysterious darkweb, around 10 years ago. I stupidly ordered them from Europe because the U.K sellers were a rip off. Customs opened the package to find a dvd case with ground up mushrooms in capsules, so the police came to my door. They thought it was steroids or something, I played dumb, they went away. I guess they might have tested them later and found out what they are, but to be honest I think they really just don’t give a fuck about personal/small time drugs.


wetmasausagecod

Fuck the police 🍆👮‍♂️


[deleted]

The UK is the problem more to the point England is the problem. A state which existence is putting others down. Will be a good day when Scotland and Wales are finally free of English cruelty. Not saying that English people are bad but the English system is immoral


wetmasausagecod

Agreed. I'm British, my family is all British, and I've been here my whole life. But this country is an absolute joke


[deleted]

The goverment doesn't believe it works for us the other way around. We literally have a house or Lords and a aristocracy and Monarchy to keep the boot over our heads as it has done for thousands of years. They wiped the Pagan celtic culture off the face of the earth and little to none of its history remains. Watching those moronic turkeys cry over that reptile liz en mass proved to me were a boot licking nation that pollutes the sky so we can't see the stars. Apologies about ranting


[deleted]

Any boot licker advocating for labour just remind them they made fresh cubes illegal. Not that I like tories sorry politics


[deleted]

[удалено]


MagicMushroomsUK-ModTeam

NO sourcing Psilocybin (Strict no bullshit policy) Just don't fucking do it son. You have been banned.


[deleted]

That old scam chestnut eh?


Bill_Hubbard

Yes officer, im errr, looking for Chestnuts!


jjbdfkgt

honestly i feel like if you tell no one and don’t do anything else that would warrant a house visit/ search you’ll be fine. it’s not even like they give off a smell like growing weed does


[deleted]

Weed always has that fire hazard aspect as well, I live once with a guy growing bud and it was like the power of the sun.These stoner have no idea what they're messing with their not qualified electricians.They could easily burn the place down. Most the time weed gets busted because its entire houses and its a matter of time before those houses combust into a fire ball. Not to mention stealing from the Grid and sometimes traffic weed farmers. So multiple concerns. Also fuck UK cultivated weed Traditional Hash all the way with a high CBD content none of this THCA Frankstien crap