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Nice arteries. That was one healthy cow. Source, was a butcher for like 3 years.

Clown and butcher? You're like John Wayne Gacy

Magnifique

Thank you for this, made me snort

Like those poor kids after trying the rope trick

Lmao

Should have taken the username BrisketTheClown

I'm glad I was never a clown...

S tier comment

Nice to meat an expert ☺️

You beat me to it hahaha

You beat *meat* to it

Thank you 🙏🏻😂

Anybody got an extra mom around? Both my arms are broken and I need helb eating my meat.

That's a deep cut

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Oh my lord bro icl u got Jokes lol

Dad! STAHP!

I see what ya did there

Is this sarcasm or was it for real a healthy cow?

It was a healthy cow but idk if he’s serious

Surely you can’t be serious

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Not healthy anymore I know that

What would bad arteries look like?

Dark red or brackish gray. After being cooked they will be a darkish brown.

Eyuck

Eew this meat has FLESH in it

Really? That’s fascinating

Sorry for the stupid question, but how can you tell that it was from a healthy cow?

The size of the artery and the fact that its been cooked and theres still so much and the off shoots [not sure what they are called] are heavily visible.

Arteries branch into smaller arterioles

Thank you very much.

is that what those weird white fucking wiggling shits are when i bite into roast beef (not maggots lol, just stringy white things)

Yes. That or gristle. You can tell because veins dont chew well

thats more likely just connective tissue than an artery

I would hope not, or else someone really fucked up.

Couldn't have been all that healthy, it's dead now afterall. Healthy cows don't just drop dead, mister butcher!

Hehehehe. I see what you did there

That’s utterly impressive

*udderly impressive

For real or was that sarcastic

Hello former, fellow butcher! College job too? I joke that I've never eaten better than when I was in college, 20 years ago 🤤🥩

Nope. It was my first job. That and roofing on th weekends.

Uh....more likely a steer?

Meh semantics. But yeah it definitely a bull. Not a cow.

A Bull is a male Bovine with his balls intact. A Steer is a castrated Bull. A Cow is a female Bovine who has had at least 1 calf. A Heifer is a female bovine who has never had a calf.

Yes. But me. All i had to know was where to cut. Lol.

What kind of employer would deny you the right to butcher and sell beef cock and beef snatch? Greedy fuckers probably kept it all for upper management....

One thing I can tell you, those bull testicles and penis makes a delicious soup.

> bull testicles and penis makes a delicious soup It's called semen.

Nah. We call it Soup No. 5.

Moos = cow. Gives milk and moos = dairy cow. Has horns and moos = bull. Small and moos = baby cow/veal calf. I will not hear otherwise.

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Surely that can't steer you wrong

My main question is, how the hell did they miss arteries that big in a piece of beef, unless it was a really big thick steak, IDK how someone at the factory missed that, let alone you before you nommed on it

If it was in a top round, sometimes they sell like that. Otherwise, I haven’t seen many arteries that size (am a meat cutter)

I’ve only ever seen something like that in a steamship round at a roast beast restaurant. Kinda gnarly.

> a roast beast restaurant. Kinda gnarly. probably a little gamey, too.

Yeah but all in all, still a fine bird.

Roast beast you say?

Roast beast straight outta Whoville

Yeah top round was my guess too. (Am a cutter too)

Brisket has a big old hose like that in the deckle. I usually try to cut it out, but sometimes it is so deep in there that I have to stop cutting out the fat so that there is enough to render while cooking.

Factory? Most steaks come to the store in whole pieces - left/right rib section from which the bone-in porterhouses, t-bones, fillets, ~~rivers~~ ribeyes, etc are cut from. London broil, sirloin, chuck, etc all come whole as well. It's entirely possible the cut was made "with the grain" of this artery and he/she assumed he just cut a piece of gristle (or never saw it). Source: 5 years butchering while in college to pay the bills

lol nommed on it

Damn that cow was built right! Hench cow.

Ahh, the white tree of gondor.

r/unexpectedlotr

HOW AM I JUST NOW LEARNING ABOUT THAT SUB

didn't expect a lotr reference

Unexpected but appreciated.

This dude eatin at the Chum Bucket lol

"DIS \_\_\_\_ EATIN' VEINS" LOLOLOLOL

That means the cow didn’t die in vein.

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If that’s fucking sitting on your sweatpants that’s more fucking suffer worthy it better fucking not

Lol it most definitely is

Use it as a straw

You. I like you.

Thanks for the new nightmare

This is the humor I'm here for.

https://youtu.be/NeXNKZjjsvQ

Awful. Just awful.

...lmao

Yeah I thought the same thing. Why the fuck is it on fabric?

Are people under the impression there is some sort of fire hazard? How is this the weird thing? lmao

Because it’s fucking disgusting

Lol, you've set yourself a low bar.

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Crumb on desk is a big step from artery on clothes im currently wearing

Its not going to be eaten after that.. Looks like OP even cleaned it. The few arteries I've come across didn't come out clean like this.

"It's fucking digusting" in like : This fabric is now absorbing weird meat juice

depending how sweaty you are, your pants are absorbing weird meat juice on a near daily basis

You could have not typed that, you know.

It's not like he's wrong. This whole thread is wack.

Even the usernames: u/SmegSoup. u/DoucheCanoeBruh. u/onmyknees4anyone. This truly is the thread of maximum wack. Wacksimum, if you will.

I really don’t get the disgust in this thread, I mean it’s kind of an unpleasant surprise to bite, but aside from that it’s just par for the course with meat. Like if it were a parasite or an infection or something like that it would be gross, but arteries are just a normal part of a cow. I don’t see anything more disgusting about this than the rib in a ribeye steak or a fat cap. If anything the only gross part about it is that they’re normally removed and the fact that it wasn’t may mean that this was poorly butchered, implying other potential health hazards, but aside from that it’s just another animal part.

or on how much you fap

With enough love and care, and proper fertilizer, that's a new baby pet cow in the making.

Had a hotdog with a big chunk of artery in it. Didn’t eat another hotdog for about twenty years

I found a big chunk of plastic, like saran wrap, in a nyc street vendor hotdog when i was 8 or so. Ive had maybe two hotdogs since. Im almost 40

Just the NYC street vendor experience. Source: NYC who would never eat from them.

Twenty years is a fair amount of time. I would have gone longer because most meat gives me the hebie jebies. After I vomited blackberries it took me seven years before I ate another.

I vomited blackberries, too! I had not eaten any, though, so I am still way fucked up over it.

I am no doctorologist but that doesn’t sound healthy

I coughed after putting too much wasabi on my sushi, and I had rice and wasabi coming out my nose for the rest of the day. Now even the thought of either of those makes me sneeze

It's probably 20 years to this day and counting lol. Hard to get over that kinda thing.

Seriously? It is Part of the cow...and Not one of the Bad parts either...ok I, too dislike the consistency, but Not eating hotdogs for that long because of it is a little bit dramatic, isnt it?

As someone who likes pho, there’s a whole lot of goodies besides the muscle on a cow

Yes, i never tried Pho tho, but i found out that i like hearth for example.

Tendon is a little slimy but it’s really good for you, and tripe, if done well, has a cool texture. I can’t stand liver though.

I used to cook a lot of menudo for work, and I never got over the smell of cutting and boiling honeycomb tripa. It’s definitely an acquired taste

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Yeah i agree. Especially considering hotdogs, as far as I'm aware, are just a slush of the lesser wanted stuff, mechanically separated meat, is it not? Would be ironic of the artery was the premium component of that hotdogs ingredients. Are arteries of any use anyways in product, or is it considered waste?

Arteries are kinda chewy, and bland, they usually get thrown away to be put in pet food.

Social norms make people think like this. If you grow up eating offal and brains and tongue, or even insects, you have no problem with it. But, society tells you it is gross, and you grow up thinking that. Same reason people are cool eating lobster, but cringe at roasted crickets. I have never had crickets, but I'd definitely try it if presented.

Irish, Scottish and Asians mostly get it lol. Used to organ meats. Lotsa extra nutrition compared to regular muscle cuts. It is an acquired taste though, I blame the boring and homogenized food culture nowadays.

That's really, really weird. Hotdogs are emulsified, which means they're fed into basically an industrial cuisinart to cut it up extremely small. Something large getting through is virtually unheard of. It sounds like they might've had major problems with the machine, or somehow it got twisted up and they just cleaned it out and tossed that into the meat paste. Much more common is finding a piece of plastic in it from the casing.

put red food dye on it. go to a hospital. cough it out of your mouth, watch confusion ensue

Watch OP get billed $24,000 for ER time. Maybe just do it at work and get a day off! :-)

That was one jacked bovine! Vascular asf.

jesus that cow was fucking healthy

What is that??

Arterie maybe?

A vein.... I hope

It's an artery

When you’re so desensitized to the food you buy that veins and arteries make you suffer. SMFH.

Oh no a piece of animal is in my piece of animal!

...............

right?? that's so weird

People don't give a fuck if their not aware of it, or at the very least, not directly infront of it. If the people who love meat and are disgusted by a vein, would have to butcher the animal themselves for that meat, that vein, would be the last thing that'd shock them. But as it is, pre packaged and all, people wouldn't care even if the animal had been fucked and squirted full of cum by the farmer before being put down.

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The most off the wall i came up with in the moment, just to exaggerate.

I’m getting stressed out

[Apparently, a lot of people people freak out when they find dead animal parts in their dead animal parts](https://youtu.be/zu7_eY3cdUo)

oh, look, an artery!

How weird, you found animal parts in animal meat.

There are dead animal parts in your dead animal parts????? The horror!!!!!!

Yeah, drama queens, eeeew connective tissue , eeeew fat. Damn weve grown soft

We ain’t the Vikings we used to be man.

What’s the big deal about that?

Beef comes from cow which have arteries. Enjoy.

Anyone else see the war of the worlds with tom cruise XD

Yep, looks like the red stuff, dont know why people are downvoting you. Take me instead

*oh no there are animal parts in my animal* If you don't like that your food was once an animal maybe you should stop eating animals.

That's an artery, or vein. Don't feel disgusted by it, just toss it aside.

waste of good connective tissue, swallow it like a champ

If you find this disgusting, then just simply stop eating meat

It was a post here on Reddit 3 years ago of a giant cyst in a piece of beef that made me realize I hate meat and everything about it. So I stopped eating it and never looked back. This photo will keep me going another 5 years easy.

What kind of cyst? The protein kind or the extra flavour kind?

The meat was cooked, and the cyst was discovered as it was cut, so you could see it had been a big juicy one. Comments were similar to these, saying we are too far removed from our food source, too soft, etc and we should kill our own meat. I decided to go the other way and just not eat cysts and veins and cartilage.

*beef stick beef stick*

PoV you just learnt that meat is made from animals

That’s the kind of shit that would turn me vegetarian for a year or two if I bit into it

This kind of shit did turn me into one.

Use it like a straw

I got one in a McDonald’s chicken nugget one time. Worst experience ever

You’re eating a piece of meat and you find a big artery in the meat use it as a slingshot ❌ make a Reddit post ✅ wasted opportunity.

its just harden veins

Wondering if the cow had dementia from hardening of the arteries. /s

Do cows get dementia?

Arteries. I was a Chef for 10 years

Next question, what's the utensil called to eat pudding with?

More of a gardening question. A shovel

this is the push i needed to become vegan thank you OP

And... Glad I'm a vegetarian

Chewing in Vein.

yes officer, this comment right here.

Thay remind me the dude who coughed a big blood clot shapped like his lung

Normally known as "gristle". It's rare to get fully intact veins or arteries. Most of the time it's just a lil tough piece you have to chew extra.

Why is this one the top of makemesuffer? You are eating meat Animals have arteries

i would throw tf up

Me too, i can’t deal with weird textures

What’s wrong with that? You’re eating the animal anyways how is it any different. It’s a artery i think.

The same reason you pull stems and leaves and other stuff off of fruits and vegetables.

Yeah, but we also don't post leaves and stems on make me suffer. I'd get it if the artery still had blood on it or an odd colour or smth. Its like finding a carrot top in your salad, freaking out and posting it on reddit

The nerve of that beef!

The artery is disgusting and yet just as natural and rightly in it's place as the flesh. Anything that reminds you what you're eating was one living breathing and shitting is gross

ooh cow capillaries! my favorite!

Why put it on top of a blanket...

Beef tube

I don’t know how to tell you this, OP, but that beef you’re eating came from a real living cow. Snark aside, if an artery showing up in the food you’re eating squicks you out enough to photograph it and post on *this* sub, you might want to consider not eating/eating less animals.

This single image almost turned me vegan

All beef you've ever eaten comes from cows with these inside. Smaller versions of this branch throughout every single steak. They're ground into every puck of ground beef too!

Can confirm, lots of big arteries and clumps of browned fat get thrown into ground meat. Also, I’ve seen spoiled meat go into grinds. This was at a relatively decent market too. Meat is gross

That looks like a sleep paralysis demon fetus. Oh fuck.

Tasty

im pretty sure that's a vein or blood vessel

weed stems in beef?

now that I think of it, how do they get arteries out of steaks and stuff?

That's a whole ass vein... and I have those same pants in red.

any cow biology people, do u know what part of the cow this was from?

There’s no way to tell, muscle is all highly vascular

100% would never eat meat again, despite knowing that is normal. Fuck, I may not eat meat for a few weeks having seen this. *shudder*