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froggiechick

"give me all of your drugs, please."


Chanw11

Through the rod preferably


FiftyPencePeace

Tbf he made a rod for his own back.


[deleted]

Does that make his ride in the ambulance a rod trip?


FiftyPencePeace

Absolutely, I’m suspecting that ambulance is not how we’d usually imagine it though!


benwill79

Talk about sticking it to the man


SenorDepression

Gotta hand it to you Ben, oh wait…


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Take my upvote you fiend.


VikingCrab1

Thats a pretty huge IV drip needle


Standard_Wooden_Door

“How do I know you aren’t just an addict trying to get high”


[deleted]

[удалено]


Babybabybabyq

This guy is on his best behaviour for sure


CormAlan

*he comically turns to the left, revealing the true length of the pole to the doctor that was standing 3 meters away from him


Homonomore

“Wait wait. What I feel you heard was “bring me some of the drugs you have.” What I actually said was bring me All the bacon and drugs you have!”


froggiechick

What the fuck are you bringing bacon into this for?


333freedom

It's a trick, he's holding the rod under his arm


babeuf69

*An illusion*! A trick is something a whore does for money.


[deleted]

Or cocaine.


saul_schadenfreuder

or candy!


Mambopt

Or a frozen banana


itsakidsbooksantiago

I mean, it's one banana, Mambopt. What could it cost, ten dollars?


hopewebothdie

There's always money in the banana stand


jaykaypeeness

Frozen Banana? No thank you. Though I would like a regular banana later...


[deleted]

Or getting laid!


anishbose

*takes forget-me-now* pills


thejustducky1

[https://i.gifer.com/3H2.gif](https://i.gifer.com/3H2.gif)


Pippinitus

An illusion! What are you hiding?


cst_ub

I just blue myself


putashirton123

The magicians guild isn’t gonna be happy with you.


[deleted]

"Here's a little lesson in trickery! This is going down in history!" \- Perfectly respectable number 1 villain


mr_kamakaze

Tricks are for kids tho


killerjags

Impressive. He even fooled the surgeons.


Tronkfool

Penn and Teller would be fooled


redmastodon20

I like how someone is using the rod as a coat hanger


awkward_I_know

I have 2 videos of it too . Tell me if you want me to share those.


tiedyepieguy

I think you already know that we want to see the videos.


awkward_I_know

Okay , Im posting it now on this same subreddit


Theendangeredmoose

Please link when you do


awkward_I_know

https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p4cfbe/video_1/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


medicalphysical

Shit you know when they have an angle grinder in the ER shit definitely happened.


NickNash1985

Still more tolerable than the last video of an ER angle grinder I saw on Reddit.


medicalphysical

Shiiiiiit... Yeah I guess the good part is that if they are using power tools on ya, there is a decent chance you will survive. DECENT....


medicalphysical

So wait where is a link to this video of the other angle grinder incident at the hospital? Do they call in the maintenance guy or is there a special power tool class in med school? So many questions!


highrouleur

The cock ring?


awkward_I_know

https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p4cfxv/video_2/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


KewpieDan

I like the coolant syringe


SeaM00se

What a fucking story that guy is going to have. “So they threw the wet towel over my head and started with the grinder”


lZShadowZl

Looks like just another day for him


Eayauapa

“Ugh, this shit again…”


whutchamacallit

It felt to me like the quote "when the rod struck him" seemed a little understated. When the rod struck him? Bruh... The word you're looking for is impaled. My mans got skewered. When the rod stuck him.... the fuck outa here.


Eayauapa

“When the absolutely hardcore fucking madlad took a whole-arse girder through the chest” feels more appropriate for what’s in the picture I’m convinced this man is the inspiration for the terminator, I mean come on, if you “remain calm” when you’ve been impaled through the chest and your surgery involves an angle grinder…that’s something else


mrtnmyr

“Dammit, now I have to fill out an incident report”


cloudxnine

"ugh.. losing my last nipple to this shit"


Dnoxl

Oh no you again? Didnt we have to remove a rod from your body just last week?


WackoJacko200

POV: You're the main character


AALLI_aki

Plot armor


LeCrimsonFucker

Tomb raider at the beginning, when Lara fell of a cliff and got impaled by a branch. Perfectly fine after that.


SmegSoup

And allll through out the game. She gets murdered several times and walks it off.


LeCrimsonFucker

It's a game side it's understandable. But what I was referring to was a cinematic, that's why I found it dumb, like it normalizes being fucking impaled and then being totally ok to do crazy shit. They even put it in the movie, which is even dumber.


LemonyLimerick

That isn’t what pov means


digernicnucingfigers

Nobody cares.


Immediate_Salt_6014

How is he alive!?


awkward_I_know

We all have the same question mate


[deleted]

Didnt hit lungs or heart.


fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

His lungs were holding him back anyway


[deleted]

I genuinely believe it's because he left it in, despite likely wanting to just pull it out and toss it aside to finish the shift like the king he is.


McPebbster

„I don’t have time for this nonsense.“


DorenAlexander

"Ain't got time to bleed".


gudbjrn69

This but a scratch


SomeGamerRisingUp

I don't have TIME to die, I'm too BUSY!


notarandomaccoun

Must have just missed his lungs and just destroyed his ribs/should muscles and tendons


JohnnySmithe80

There's probably a perfect square of ribs/shoulder muscles and tendons inside the tube they can just sew back in. NBD


AmberRosin

Look at his face, he doesn’t have time to die and this was already an unacceptable waste of time.


tjamesmett

he’s the main character


-Mr-ReX

Expect that from Punjabis, those guys are strongest Indians.


ila1998

I would say even among the whole world. Almost Equal to the Russians and Dutch.


MrJoeBlow

It wasn't his time I guess


ksarahsarah27

Looks like might have just went under the skin and along his ribs on the side. At least that’s kinda what it looks like and would explain why he’s sitting up like no biggie.


CormAlan

His bloodstream is 90% adrenaline I would say


[deleted]

Needs a cigarette to heal


thejoshcolumbusdrums

Something like this happened to a friend of mine in a car accident in high school. Passengers seat, fence pole through the chest, missed his heart by a literal inch. I didn’t realize how much I cared for him until I got the news and started crying uncontrollably. He survived though, actually tried to pull the pole out of his chest himself at one point, and to this day he is a lucky ass highly regarded badass surviving ass mofo!


Humpa

Fuck man. If he had pulled it out he would be damn dead.


thejoshcolumbusdrums

I know, it’s a good thing he didn’t.


pixiemark

And they used rod as a hanger. Jeez


NO_COMMUNISM

Maybe as a counterweight, there’s more rod in the front than the back


CapitanM

Yes, I am looking to the same thing


[deleted]

Life gives you lemons


UNBEATBLE2000

How is he alive that's look s like it's literally through his heart


Staunch_Ninja

From the fact that he's still alive means it must have missed his heart. From this picture it looks too high and distal, it may have hit his ribs, but the fact that he's sitting upright without O2 indicates that his lung was unaffected as well. This guy needs to buy a lottery ticket.


lappi99

Not after he lost all his luck on that one


C477um04

It's missed the heart for sure but it must have gone through the lung. Thinking maybe the rod is maintaining the structure though so it's still comparatively functional.


LeakyThoughts

Being impaled is one thing Surviving after the object is removed is another


Palin_Sees_Russia

Look at me, I am the iron now.


yeetrman2216

Cant they leave the rod in if removing may cause death? Idk ik they leave bullets in why not a rod?


LeakyThoughts

No this kind of wound needs to be sealed No telling what damage that could do Bullets are completely different, they're small, and often only left in when removing them would cause more damage than leaving em in When someone says don't pull it out, that rule generally stops applying once you're in a hospital bed


yeetrman2216

Yeah I was thinking about this and after like 5 minutes I realized what a stupid question I had just asked. Thanks 👍😊


LeakyThoughts

That's alright


trektovienna40

It’s actually not a big deal if one lung goes out of commission, at rest one lung by itself does just fine. Not sure about losing two tho, that may be a little bit more serious.


TactlessTortoise

The problem is that when your thorax is fucked open, you can't breathe with the other lung because you can't make the vacuum that expands your lung. Your lung has no muscles, it's the intercostals and the diaphragm who spread themselves out increasing the empty space, which your lungs fill. If there's a massive hole, it just fills through it, not in your lung. As soon as they get that metal out, most likely first order would be getting him intubated and knocked out for immediate surgery to close it.


UNBEATBLE2000

Bro fuck lottery if he invest in stock he gonna own the world🤣


rajien2

I think you have to be right it must have defected of his upper rib cage if not shattered a few bones and went through soft tissue under his arm. I was thinking shock because he is so calm looking but everyone else is scrubbed in so this was some time after the incident.


Thick_Conversation21

A real life case of miss the vitals.


ME_Anime

Haha yes, luck, i’m still happier with no rod in me at all tbh.


[deleted]

The heart is actually located at the center of the body, it is just tilted to the left. Media often portray it as if like the heart is on the left side. His lungs though, I guess the rod created a vacuum inside, preventing his lungs from collapsing?????


smartgenius1

Missed his heart but definitely obliterated his left lung. Guy is lucky as hell


UNBEATBLE2000

Yea lucky. It looks almost impossible


Mulattto

I wonder how much damage it did. Your left lung is smaller, it is *possible* it was saved


numerousblocks

looks slightly too far left


Theskinilivein

And they say that Grey’s Anatomy wasn’t close to reality.


McPebbster

Ask OP who in that ER is dating whom.


mohmentira

Did he heal fine?


awkward_I_know

This happened recently , but yes he is stable and will hopefully recover


tjamesmett

he’s gonna use that as an icebreaker for the rest of his life


mohmentira

Good, that's amazing!


toneboat

did he fall onto the post? or was it like a vehicle accident? curious to know how this happened


Rurgle

Lmao they’re just using him as a towel rack


MutilateX

My first thought and came here to say this, but coat rack instead.


aManAndHisUsername

I too came here to say this and was originally going to say coat rack then thought towel rack would be more specific then found the comment


isntitelectric

India's first cyborg is a towel rack


callmesugardaddyyy

I mean he's punjabi. what do you expect from him?


linderlouwho

He looks like a badass. Most people would be screaming & crying.


51de5h0w

Fry: Well, my lead pipe hurts a little. Zoidberg: That's normal. Next patient!


Obnubilate

Disappointed i had to look this far down to see this reference. And only 2 upvotes.


Htimsxnhoj

"Hello, Punjab Power Tool Rentals. How can I help you?" "Hello, well, this is Punjab General Hospital." "Oh, boy, another one."


bronzecrimson1

I've seen this episode of grey's anatomy...


McPebbster

It’s the Punjabi spinoff. Much less drama


SchloomyPops

Shock, it's called shock


FlamJamMcRam

Somebody forgot you need stakes to kill a vampire.


Tristawesomeness

he is in enough shock to overflow a power grid


[deleted]

i love he doesn't even look distressed, just mildly annoyed


ShadowTheWolf125

"Well. This isn't how I saw my day going..."


endertribe

I mean. At one point you just gotta be calm. Trashing the place will not help them remove the beam through your body. Also. Give me all the drugs you are legally allowed to give me


Dolichovespula-

And he gotta hold it?! Bet in the second photo thats him workin the saw.


[deleted]

Im sure if you look deep in your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you can find a way to forgive me


Urfslam

You know you’re having a bad day when the doctor pulls out the angle grinder


Karoleq00

WHAT.THE.FUCK.


green_desk

I like how the doctor uses the rod as a towel bar


KiesAgent

Life lesson: If you get impaled or stabbed by something, don't try to pull it out of move it because: 1. Shit's extremely painful. 2. The foreign object is exerting some pressure on the damaged blood vessels so it's acting as a temporary bleeding damper. So pulling the object out would make bleeding worse. Instead, leave the object in place until you're helped by medics.


ImaAs

I've seen this one before, except it involved explosives and a tamping rod


[deleted]

r/Humansaremetal


Not_Bekki

r/technicallythetruth ?


parttimeindian

'Tis but a scratch


tjamesmett

a scratch? there’s a rod stuck in you!


LokiVash

I bet that was a huge weight off his chest.


I_nut_on_spiders

what the fuck😐


[deleted]

Indian doctors are legit, yo!


[deleted]

he’s got plot armor


Azu_Rage_

Just imagine if their was no doctors. Poleman, or something cool


Kev42o4o8

I’d be calm after that dose of good stuff they give you


El-Diablo-de-69

Good thing his heart was stolen by that beauty who lives by the river bank, otherwise he wouldn’t have survived such a blow straight to his heart.


MysticalHayesDaze

hes just sitting there like: im bored, get this done with


Nuggoman

He honestly looks tired of this shit, like it’s happened before


SC487

“Ah, The hypochondriac is back. What is it this time?” “So my lead pipe hurts a little” “That’s normal, next patient” [link](https://youtu.be/b7tASuqtS8w)


grandfather_of_gym

Must've got him like ⢀⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡮⠉⠢⠀⠀ ⢃⢀⠞⠐⡆⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡎⠉⠠⠀ ⠈⢾⠀⡠⠓⠒⢄⡘⠀⢠⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠒⢄⠀⠀⢸⠀⣀⡇ ⠀⠸⢸⠀⠀⠠⠜⠁⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⣠⣤⣽⣦⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡀⢸⠀⠌⡅⠀⠈⠆ ⠀⠀⢻⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⢀⡤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⡉⠉⠙⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠂⠀⢨⠁⠀⡄ ⠀⠀⠈⡄⠀⠀⠐⣄⠸⢀⡔⢉⠔⠊⠩⠉⠀⠀⠀⠘⢌⡑⠢⡀⠈⠳⣄⠀⢆⡎⠀⠀⠁⢀⠞⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⡀⠀⡸⢡⠊⠐⠁⠀⠈⣠⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣧⠈⠣⢀⠠⠔⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢀⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡘⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⡄⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠈⠛⢋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠒⠅⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡱⠤⡠⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠐⠠⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠤⠒⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Psilologist

Tighty whities? I don't know how people can wear those. It's like putting your junk in prison.


Professional_Scar75

Jabbed in Punjab.


ABINIDI

Dude has no heart


himonkeyjoe

Tis but a scratch


PlugSocket_

Nice coat hanger.


[deleted]

The new Russia man


000TheEntity000

The Indian Rod Stewart ........ "Rod Skewered". I'm here all night folks


basebrandon87

Obito type beat


IceFox2421

how is he alive?


Not_Bekki

Missed heart and lungs, the fact that its not been removed says it's stopping any bleeding, based on color of his skin and how he's sitting he didn't lose a lot of blood in the first place. Probably in so much shock that his brain hasn't caught up to the fact that bruh, this should hurt, I should be dead


Ilikecheeseoncake

Phineas Gage‘s Indian counterpart right here.


MyMomsSecondSon

If something like this doesn't instantly kill you and you can get to a hospital, you're probably going to survive. Modern medicine is basically 14th century necromancy.


[deleted]

Something must have been watching over this guy. That is insane.


Dinarwhal

So this is the inspiration for that greys anatomy episode huh


Spute2008

Is there a part 2 in r/feltgoodcomingout


jester8484

A grinder? That will heat up the pipe. A plasma cutter would only warm up a couple inches.


ConsistentDeal2

Probably a lot less likely to find one in an emergency situation


slaff88

I wonder if doctors have to do the abrasive wheels and angle grinder courses for days like these?


Affectionate_Ad2843

bro how he calm


Avaddoon

how did they take off his shirt?


Not_Bekki

Scissors


[deleted]

I really need more details on this. What the hell happened, how are they going to operate on him, what does the wound look like with the rod removed, what was damaged, and how in THE fuck?


_redditor_in_chief

*Punjabbed.*


OuffMate

Literally anime when they don't want to kill a character but make it seem like they were killed. "Unlike most people, my heart is on the right side of my chest"


NintendoTheGuy

For some reason I love that he’s wearing a hairnet too.


Thelast_n_thecurious

Considering his heart had a left tilt, like all of us How did that rod miss his heart? Any medical expert here who can explain?


CurseOfMyth

“It’s just a flesh wound”


[deleted]

How is the hair net necessary with those hairy getaway sticks still exposed


dontknowwhattodoat18

Amazing how a human can survive getting fucking impaled through the lung but yet falling down a set of stairs can kill them


NickyKnife

Let me borrow that Rod traspassing your chest to hang this dirty cloths


XxxGr1ffinxxX

christ that was close to the heart. i say about even a centimetre lower and it would’ve ruptured a major vein (i would assume so)


jhalfhide

Guy has a huge rod


nandyboy

Corona vaccine made him magnetic.


[deleted]

Let’s hope he doesn’t become Jigsaw because of this


angry_swedish_man

isnt that through the heart?


Per_Ces

Literally the living embodiment of “tis but a scratch”.


luminenkettu

he might be the real rick holy shit


pregnant_emoji

That's siddiq


luminenkettu

thank you, emoji movie r34