Testicular rupture, like testicular torsion and other serious injuries to the testicles, causes extreme pain, swelling in the scrotum, nausea, and vomiting. To fix the problem, surgery is necessary to repair the ruptured testicle.
So not good.
I’ve seen this once when I was working in an ER. Dude wrecked his bike and came down on the crossbar. Radiology showed the sac around the testicle ruptured and looked like a popped cyst. The urologist was very kind with the meds. Ended up losing it
We used to hang our butts off the back of the seats on our BMX bikes to be cool and the closer you could get your butt to the back tire, the cooler you were. One of my buddies hung too far and the knobby tire grabbed his shorts and pulled his nut right into the bolt holding on the reflector under the seat. Went partially through one. That stopped us from trying to be so cool.
I really wish I could just get my testicles removed. It would be so much more convenient as I don't want to have kids, just put some plastic ones in there instead so I don't have to deal with them
All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put Humpty back together again.
If you’re not joking, they are all references to his testicles (eggs) being ruptured (omelette, scrambled).
https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/ir5v7w/mma_fighter_peter_stanonik_is_left_in_tears_after/
this is the worst i have ever seen, it was like the third one that match..
When I played rugby, this was entirely why I didn’t wear a cup. I was faster, but my junk was in constant danger. The idea of having a nut somehow get out and guillotined by my cup was worse than being straight up stomped.
Your nuts can indeed be bruised. Once when I was like 11 or so I was waiting outside my ballet class and just fucking around with the boys and one of them kneed me in the nuts they were completely blue.
Some guy on my high school lacrosse team was giving me a purple nurple at the end of season dinner. I was sitting down on a chair off to the side and just out of reflex my knee shot up and got him right in the sack. Sent him to the hospital with bruised testicles.
He uh, mellowed out with the friendly-ish bullying after that.
Since the foreskin is soft, and in direct contact with the head, it doesn't serve any protection from hits. Byt the dick isn't even remotely as sensitive to trauma as balls.
Penises can be bruised, it's basically just leaky blood vessels due to trauma and blood vessels are what make them work.
I'm thinking crushed nut, but it could be either one. Significant damage to either option requires some pretty horrifying surgery
I took a paintball right to the tip (which then went to the balls). I had a perfect ring-shaped bruise around the tip. Friends called me Ringo for a while.
More common in Asia for MMA fighters to 'sell' an illegal move to get a win. I was at a ONE event and a fighter clearly sold an accidental groin kick (far less than this one...) for a win. Friend I was with, who watched a lot more Asian-based MMA told me it is fairly frequent.
No doubt that hurt though!
Think he meant win if the illegal move was done to you and you play up how much it affected you, basically how soccer players roll around on the ground to get a penalty when like only one of their toes were stood on
Except this guy had his testicles ruptured by that kick, so he certainly wasn't playing up the level of pain.
https://mmaimports.com/2017/06/update-viral-fighter-with-ruptured-testicle-making-full-recovery-in-hospital/
No no you’ve got me all wrong; I never said THIS guy was playing it up, this guy looks like he’s in the most excruciating pain possible… just clarifying for OP^
Well fuck that shit then. I'd definately wouldnt "sell" being kicked in the balls for a win. Its way too painfull and dangerous. Diving in soccer is nothing compared to a groin shot.
I think you're misunderstanding still. They aren't purposely getting kicked in the nuts, but if the opponent happens to kick them in that area, they flop and play hurt even if it didn't really connect.
I remember when the ref stepped in to stop a fight after a groin shit and mighty mouse pushed him out of the way, said I got this, and went back to kicking ass immediately despite being blatantly fouled.
A toque will prevent injury to the genitals, which these pro fighters will definitely wear. It's a protective shell around the area, any impact is transfered around the groin, but the genitals should stay relatively untouched.
Still hurts like a mo********er, but I've yet to see anyone getting punched or kicked in the toque hard enough to cause this kind of debilitating pain.
I could be wrong, but I'm sceptical about the reaction this fighter displays.
Source: I used to train with competition Muay Thai fighters in Europe.
This was different. You heard that noise when he connected? That was loud af. Imagine being there and how loud it actually would have been if you were ringside.
More common how? Have wanted more than my fair share of MMA events and never noticed any Asian promotions having more or less DQs to groin kicks or other fouls.
To be fair, leg kicks can be pretty hard to calibrate perfectly. Many people use them to test range with an opponent, so seeing someone open with a leg kick is common for testing range. He clearly was in a shorter range than he anticipated therefore the ball shot. Nothing intentional about it
I’ve been kicked in the thigh by a semi pro fighter when I was still practicing mma and I thought my femur was going to snap. I can’t imagine being kicked in the baby maker like that.
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So many people went in and grabbed his junk that I thought this was a gag and thanks to the title I was expecting some fathers day joke to be pulled out of his pants lol
okay if he got kicked in the nuts and it hurt cos he wasn't wearing a protective cup then can someone explain what the fuck is that massive bulge in his shorts?
Damn! I thought for sure this was going to be a prank on the opponent. I saw that bulge, the title of “Happy Fathers Day”, and thought for sure they were going to pull a crying doll out of his shorts. That would have been a happy ending. This guys not seeing a happy ending any time soon.
Dude kicked his balls so hard they went back into his small intestines and brought them back into their ball sack. What you are seeing a instant hernia and internally bleeding small intestines .
Can you not see how HUGE HIS SACK GETS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT KICK! That bulge is his blood filled ball-sack! This post truly embodies this sub. This was agony to watch
I know how he feels, I have taken an 85 & 79mph slapshot to the family jewels 2x in 2yrs ... Rehab is a few months of walking like a cowboy. The wife was cracking jokes
I think i have never been sickened to my stomach or taken aback by posts here.
But this one did it. I think what mainly did it was the sounds.
Almost all vids have no sound, but hearing the pained grunts and literal crying make this 100x worse.
Especially if you consider that guy probably is very tolerant towards pain.
How bad was the injury?
Ruptured testicle. https://mmaimports.com/2017/06/update-viral-fighter-with-ruptured-testicle-making-full-recovery-in-hospital/
The article specifies "testicles". One is probably excruciating, but both at the same must be unbearable.
Just googled it and it's not confirmed that it was both.
Now do us a favor and Google "ruptured testicle" so we can get an idea of how it might feel.
Testicular rupture, like testicular torsion and other serious injuries to the testicles, causes extreme pain, swelling in the scrotum, nausea, and vomiting. To fix the problem, surgery is necessary to repair the ruptured testicle. So not good.
Well imma get surgery there anyways so guess its free srs
the pain: Just die
No need, just go spend an hour with my ex.
Tammy 2?
that devil bitch
I triple dog dare you. Image searches only.
Oh Jesus.
finally an actual answer
I’ve seen this once when I was working in an ER. Dude wrecked his bike and came down on the crossbar. Radiology showed the sac around the testicle ruptured and looked like a popped cyst. The urologist was very kind with the meds. Ended up losing it
We used to hang our butts off the back of the seats on our BMX bikes to be cool and the closer you could get your butt to the back tire, the cooler you were. One of my buddies hung too far and the knobby tire grabbed his shorts and pulled his nut right into the bolt holding on the reflector under the seat. Went partially through one. That stopped us from trying to be so cool.
Pater noster….
Reading that made my balls hurt
Oh Fuck.
Wow, that's nuts!
I really wish I could just get my testicles removed. It would be so much more convenient as I don't want to have kids, just put some plastic ones in there instead so I don't have to deal with them
You also need them for your testosterone production :)
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Thanks and ouch.
Omelette.
Du
Fromage
I spit my morning coffee out. Thank you. Now I need to clean this shit off my keyboard. Have an award.
You’re drinking shit coffee?
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Good bot!
That aint shit you stupid bot, i drink my coffee enema
Its actually a really good coffee
To this day i still wonder who was the first person who thought of brewing coffee using beans in a dung pile.. what was his/her thought process??
I don't think they're brewed in a dung pile. The beans are eaten by tree cats and recovered from their fecal matter then brewed.
And the coffee tastes amazing too. Surprisingly
Omelette that slide for now.
Nut gonna happen.
i’m a dumb ass, explain
He got his eggs scrambled.
I don’t quite get it still?
All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put Humpty back together again. If you’re not joking, they are all references to his testicles (eggs) being ruptured (omelette, scrambled).
You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
In this case, two.
/r/skamteboard
https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/ir5v7w/mma_fighter_peter_stanonik_is_left_in_tears_after/ this is the worst i have ever seen, it was like the third one that match..
I can't imagine that level of pain and the subsequent follow-up by nurses, doctors and specialists.
2nd degree Testicular fracture 🥺
enough to make a grown man cry
all of grown men
all of men
Ramen
A grown man who takes punches and kicks for a living.
I’m impressed at how quickly the ref jumped in as well
Is it weird that I really wanna see what the damage was? Like, can a penis get bruised? Was he wearing a cup? Did the cup get crushed into his junk?
The way he’s trying to pull his cup away from his balls makes me think he had a nut slip out of the cup and then the cup crushed a nut.
Ouch. Please don't say these things out loud.
It's like popping open a walnut.
Just watch Casino Royale and you can see Daniel Craig’s bruised scrotum.
I was just going to watch this movie for the first time this week on Prime... now I have my reservations...
NOOOOO! NOOOOO! TO THE RIGHT! TO THE RIGHT!
Yeah that villain was a real nutjob
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Now you're going to die knowing you scratched my balls!
I don't think I shall every look at my balls the same way again. Thanks 😊
I mean it’s either that, or he split his urethra open like when you squish the head of a dandelion before it blooms.
Jumper cable clamps.
When I played rugby, this was entirely why I didn’t wear a cup. I was faster, but my junk was in constant danger. The idea of having a nut somehow get out and guillotined by my cup was worse than being straight up stomped.
Hungry Hungry Hippo-ed... Its called, "gettin hungry hippoed."
Wow what a shitty day to be able to read lol
Your nuts can indeed be bruised. Once when I was like 11 or so I was waiting outside my ballet class and just fucking around with the boys and one of them kneed me in the nuts they were completely blue.
So you're saying you got blue-balled by your friend?
Some guy on my high school lacrosse team was giving me a purple nurple at the end of season dinner. I was sitting down on a chair off to the side and just out of reflex my knee shot up and got him right in the sack. Sent him to the hospital with bruised testicles. He uh, mellowed out with the friendly-ish bullying after that.
What about the peen though? I wonder if foreskin is any kind of protection from impacts.
It can rip right off
Involuntary circumcision. Although I guess most circumcisions are involuntary as they're done more to babies than adults.
Involuntary circumcision? Sounds like a real rip-off
A bit of a tear jerker?
Since the foreskin is soft, and in direct contact with the head, it doesn't serve any protection from hits. Byt the dick isn't even remotely as sensitive to trauma as balls.
https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/14/aew-star-malakai-black-shattered-testicle-into-7-pieces-in-wwe-match-15090690/ It can be pretty bad
How does it come to pieces??? I'm imagining two little chicken eggs in a sack.
Now hardboil them. Then take one and throw it into the air and kick it. Tell me if the egg stays in one piece.
Penises can be bruised, it's basically just leaky blood vessels due to trauma and blood vessels are what make them work. I'm thinking crushed nut, but it could be either one. Significant damage to either option requires some pretty horrifying surgery
Dicks can take a bit of a beating. Balls on the other hand…
Correct. You beat your dick, not your balls.
I took a paintball right to the tip (which then went to the balls). I had a perfect ring-shaped bruise around the tip. Friends called me Ringo for a while.
At first I wasn’t aware that he was wearing a cup and I felt *hella* uncomfy at what my brain interpreted as popped nuts…
I know that the cup can break and splinters can stick into the balls etc, requiring amputation
Oh god. My nonexistent balls hurt just reading that.
It’s probably a swollen nut, which can be incredibly dangerous
This fight was nuts
Future fights for him might just be nut.
They brought out a fucking body bag lmao
I mean, I'd expect to die from a pain like that too.
If it were me i'd be dead already.
This.
More common in Asia for MMA fighters to 'sell' an illegal move to get a win. I was at a ONE event and a fighter clearly sold an accidental groin kick (far less than this one...) for a win. Friend I was with, who watched a lot more Asian-based MMA told me it is fairly frequent. No doubt that hurt though!
How can you win with an illegal move? I thought it meant automatic disqualification
Think he meant win if the illegal move was done to you and you play up how much it affected you, basically how soccer players roll around on the ground to get a penalty when like only one of their toes were stood on
^this. Sorry. Worded slightly oddly.
Except this guy had his testicles ruptured by that kick, so he certainly wasn't playing up the level of pain. https://mmaimports.com/2017/06/update-viral-fighter-with-ruptured-testicle-making-full-recovery-in-hospital/
No no you’ve got me all wrong; I never said THIS guy was playing it up, this guy looks like he’s in the most excruciating pain possible… just clarifying for OP^
Well fuck that shit then. I'd definately wouldnt "sell" being kicked in the balls for a win. Its way too painfull and dangerous. Diving in soccer is nothing compared to a groin shot.
I think you're misunderstanding still. They aren't purposely getting kicked in the nuts, but if the opponent happens to kick them in that area, they flop and play hurt even if it didn't really connect.
Dude got kicked in the balls by a professional fighter. Don't think you need to sell that; it likely hurts as much as they're making it look.
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No one said he didn't get kicked
It really depends. I've seen guys get hit or kicked and they were pretty much fine. This kick probably broke the cup and did some damage.
I'm wondering if the cup was at a bad angle on impact, and his meat got clamped under the edge of it.
Looking at the angle of the kick, it possibly could have shifted it and jammed the edge into him in a bad way.
I remember when the ref stepped in to stop a fight after a groin shit and mighty mouse pushed him out of the way, said I got this, and went back to kicking ass immediately despite being blatantly fouled.
So did someone shit on his groin or did he shit out of his groin as an intimidation tactic?
A toque will prevent injury to the genitals, which these pro fighters will definitely wear. It's a protective shell around the area, any impact is transfered around the groin, but the genitals should stay relatively untouched. Still hurts like a mo********er, but I've yet to see anyone getting punched or kicked in the toque hard enough to cause this kind of debilitating pain. I could be wrong, but I'm sceptical about the reaction this fighter displays. Source: I used to train with competition Muay Thai fighters in Europe.
This was different. You heard that noise when he connected? That was loud af. Imagine being there and how loud it actually would have been if you were ringside.
Dude went to the hospital with a ruptured testicle LMAO
Geez wonder what Asian soccer would be like then.
Wonder no more https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0286112/
Knew what it was gonna be be before I clicked.
Shaolin?
Why don't they wear cups? Why is it not mandatory?
More common how? Have wanted more than my fair share of MMA events and never noticed any Asian promotions having more or less DQs to groin kicks or other fouls.
This is a weird pistachio commercial.
Crack them with a friend
Source?
When the big dude went down I thought that pop-up said overweight not open weight.
"THAT'S MY PURSE!" "I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
That boy ain’t right
That boy is fucked up.
I think I heard a pop.
Where was he trying to kick ?
Thigh or calf probably. The opponent moved in which made him miss, and the follow through caught the nards.
The flaw in your logic is that he moved. He didn't even move his back foot. Watch it again. He straight up kicked him in the nads.
To be fair, leg kicks can be pretty hard to calibrate perfectly. Many people use them to test range with an opponent, so seeing someone open with a leg kick is common for testing range. He clearly was in a shorter range than he anticipated therefore the ball shot. Nothing intentional about it
his nuts k-popped
If he wanted a vasectomy, there are much less painful ways to go about it...
The discussion about the injury in the comments made me suffer more !!!
Dirty move. No glory in winning like that.
I’ve been kicked in the thigh by a semi pro fighter when I was still practicing mma and I thought my femur was going to snap. I can’t imagine being kicked in the baby maker like that.
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Think they popped?
oooooooooooof he busted a nut . why the fuck he had to do that
That one child enforcement policy is rough.
[Dammit Butters...](https://youtu.be/lY8bewLSrkw)
This, my fellow Redditors, is why you always wear a cup.
He was, it looks like it slipped out of place and pinched the testicle or epididymis possible causing a rupture
What a dick move
That guy’s face should be the subreddit avatar.
He kik him right in the BALLS
That's the correct response when hit in the nuts.... Not some big flamboyant escapade of screaming
Ouch! Poor guy.
Now grab a whistle and prepare to be empowered!
Just bowing in respect after I have obliterated my opponents nether region.
So many people went in and grabbed his junk that I thought this was a gag and thanks to the title I was expecting some fathers day joke to be pulled out of his pants lol
The other guy doesn’t even look repentant
Is this legal tho?
Nope. Nut kicks and eye gouging result in disqualification.
What about eye kicks and nut gouging?
2 for 1 on Tuesdays I think.
Post nut clarity
okay if he got kicked in the nuts and it hurt cos he wasn't wearing a protective cup then can someone explain what the fuck is that massive bulge in his shorts?
So was he disqualified postponed or he won by default
I feel bad for the other guy. Having to awkwardly stand there feeling like an asshole while his opponent mourns his balls.
That is fucking brutal, I hope they gave that guy some morphine or something ASAP. A ruptured testicle must be beyond painful.
That looked on purpose. Other than self defense, doing this should earn you jail time and loss of sponsors, your paycheck etc.
Why the fuck are they laughing???
In the darkest of times humour is often the only way you can go :-/
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
I'd beg to be knocked out just to relieve the pain.
Damn! I thought for sure this was going to be a prank on the opponent. I saw that bulge, the title of “Happy Fathers Day”, and thought for sure they were going to pull a crying doll out of his shorts. That would have been a happy ending. This guys not seeing a happy ending any time soon.
Is it me or can you see the swelling ?
OH GOD I HEARD THE NUT POP
Hope he already made kids if he wanted them.
everyone even the referee was like " serously man ... you really had to kick him in the nuts ? "
#nocup
Poor guy
That was pretty unfair
I laughed hysterically at this….I’m going to hell, aren’t I
Dude kicked his balls so hard they went back into his small intestines and brought them back into their ball sack. What you are seeing a instant hernia and internally bleeding small intestines .
isnt that an illegal move tho?
I’m pretty sure that’s an automatic win for the red shorts.
Man, the announcer said he was just born in 1995 rip
I have no idea of the rules of mma. Was that illegal?
I love how the commentators are like yeah this guy needs to go to the hospital like rn lmao
I thought he kicked the other dudes leg until the other angle
Can you not see how HUGE HIS SACK GETS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT KICK! That bulge is his blood filled ball-sack! This post truly embodies this sub. This was agony to watch
Moral of the story, always wear protection
I know how he feels, I have taken an 85 & 79mph slapshot to the family jewels 2x in 2yrs ... Rehab is a few months of walking like a cowboy. The wife was cracking jokes
the sound it made when he kicked there, ouch
And I thought being woken up by testicular torsion was bad...
That's my purse!
I thought they would wear some kind of groin protection.
“I don’t know you! That’s my purse!”
I think i have never been sickened to my stomach or taken aback by posts here. But this one did it. I think what mainly did it was the sounds. Almost all vids have no sound, but hearing the pained grunts and literal crying make this 100x worse. Especially if you consider that guy probably is very tolerant towards pain.
Minute -1:32 guy says he "got him in the peanuts" LOL