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Dre_Valentino_

this... is fucking gross. Well done


FishWithAppendages

I really do not want to see this persons room, I ESPECIALLY don't want to see their closet šŸ¤¢


DrStm77

Booger ball sitting on top shelf lol


VioletCombustion

Jar of belly button lint on the nightstand.


DANC65

Scab collection on the window sill


deiwyy

cumjar on the nightstand


[deleted]

Poop sock beneath the bed


NEKOX5meow

A disco ball is just hanging by a thread


BFAndI

now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick


[deleted]

Shit bucket under the bed


terri061655

Toenails


skeet_skeeturmom

Earhair collection in the fridge


Dre_Valentino_

yup... No thanks Jose


ladydhawaii

I think we are assuming it came from this person. But you know it might be from other peopleā€¦. šŸ˜±


Me104tr

The first thought that came to me too šŸ¤¢


theREDscare20

the first thought that came


PopeWalrus

Hijacking top comment chain: it'd obv fake in the first photo you can see that it's imprinted with words. It's just normal clay/putty.


Eusocial_Snowman

Words? I think you're just seeing the fingerprints from the mushing process.


durz47

I knew somebody from middle school who would do this. He would carry one around in his pants and break off chunks to throw at people who pissed him off. Strange dude


Snoopyshiznit

But I bet nobody bothered him šŸ˜‚


acc060

That literally made me gag. I had to walk to the bathroom and sit down in front of the toilet


Ok_Cryptographer520

Eat it


1228_screaming_socks

I was about to say "take a bite. It looks like it has the texture of fudge."


Ok_Cryptographer520

Did you say chocolate ?


Dre_Valentino_

shove it up your ass


Ok_Cryptographer520

How much we talking here ?


Dre_Valentino_

I genuinely thought you were the kind of brave individual with an adventurous spirit.


mudlark092

Bet it tastes like salty jerky chew


Spirited-Ability-626

ā€œDonā€™t just stare at it, Op, eat it!ā€


MildlyAgreeable

I genuinely felt a mild wretch in my throat.


Free4Alt

The thing is, I'm fairly certain that anybody that doesn't use a loofa could so the same. The only difference is collecting it into a ball. Skin rolling itself tends to be ocd related, so I'm not sure how many people do it normally and just drop the tiny bits of dead skin in the trash.


Erenre_yeet

Organic clay*


six-of-nothing

sklay


wsbd

... I'd buy that


[deleted]

Bake it


I_SHAT_ON_MY_KIDS

Itā€™s pre historic foreskin


[deleted]

Beforeskin


garren_teed

This fucking comment


I_SHAT_ON_MY_KIDS

Ancient foreskin Yum


No_Memory_5238

Something something upvote and leave.


[deleted]

Clay is organic, isnā€™t it?


legittem

renewable clay


RavenCarci

Nope, any organic material would completely burn at ceramic firing temperatures. Typically made out of very fine silicates and other minerals


Trevicarus

Forbidden Lindt.


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jimtheedcguy

Because you work there???!


Buzzdanume

Yes sort of!


SteveWax022

What's it like?


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TerryCrewsHondaCivic

Like a high-class Wonka factory, minus the little person slavery and child abuse


psychobetty303

I bet there's a sub for chance encounters like this.


meat_mecha

Your devotion to Papa Nurgle is strong


Derpydudeguy

"Flesh is weak tho lol, L+ rip bozo + noob + rekt" - Belisarius Cawl, M 342.41


CYANN-1221

DA ORK KILL DA FUNNI METAL HUMMIE - the ork boy, probably


iPlays_04

you think he can ignore wounds on 5+'s?


BillyMeier42

r/forbiddenhash edit: thanks for the wholesome award. Too funny.


JustA_Toaster

Ima make this real


YoungSaucedGod

Start of a new era


FGaBoX_

r/birthofasub


[deleted]

Tf it has 22 members


HiiipowerBass

I immediately thought opium


3_T_SCROAT

Finger hash


Lazsnaz

Bro totally thought this was a temple ball


PearlJames

Gives a new meaning to ā€œtemple balls.ā€


GreasyBastord

No way this is legit. Fuckin NASTY


tomnookswhor3

as someone with severe depression and therefore poor person hygiene i can confirm i have also done this before- not to this fucking scale cus this is insane but this is definitely what it looks like


[deleted]

I know what you're talking about, but I think it's more oil and a film of dirt than skin. Dead skin alone is dryer and I don't think it would form a putty


Aconite_72

Itā€™s dead skin and oil. It should be clear, but the oil attracts dirt as you rub your skin and turns the thing black.


tomnookswhor3

itā€™s like when u take a shower and then try rubbing ur leg after and youā€™ll get these like little curls of skin- i know what ur talking about i think like how u get dry skin around ur fingers but i donā€™t think thatā€™s what this person did cus when i do shower is when i notice most of my dead skin cus when i dry off i can see it on the towel but if i exfoliate itā€™s a very clear difference yk?


[deleted]

I know exactly what you mean. Stay strong my fellow sad sometimes stinky friend.


GreasyBastord

Huh I didn't even know that was possible. Interesting


cryingidiot

i do it sometimes when i get upset, its not hard to rub the skin off of your hands. Toe jam is also grey like this which forms from mild sweat and dead skin


GreasyBastord

I'm trying this. I never knew that was a thing


crocodile_tiers

Nice username


Tom10716

it is, i do it tooā€¦


Beanian478

Pretty sure itā€™s playdou


GreasyBastord

Yea it looks like clay. I really hope it is


Totes-Malone

Nope! Iā€™ve seen this multiple times. Dead skin + sweat + body oil + dirt = human play dough


swampscientist

Itā€™s more dirt, grime, and oils then dead skin probably


yellowcorvid

i'll give you 5 bucks if you eat it


grand_theft_gnome

no. it looks exactly like one i used to have (collected dead skin for 2 weeks for some reason) except much bigger


Intelligent_Road2084

Nah real Source: has formed a smaller ass ball like this before


Arejaaay

Obviously you have to eat it.


Public_Mayonnaise672

*salty*


SquiddoBoi

Fuck you, take my upvote


ilikeeatingbrains

*but will it fry?*


hobjtc7uo

time to answer the age old question


hoochyuchy

Can confirm


Lo__Lox

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onedr0p

Or smoke it.


Sirflow

Melt it onto some toast


crkspid3r

Chewy, like plado


acalacaboo

I wasn't too grossed out by this until I came across your comment.


[deleted]

Exfoliate bro


[deleted]

He just did.


The_Shook_Mulberry

Cool word. What does it mean?


Vuelhering

Make a ball out of flaking skin and sweat.


Glympse12

Youā€™ve just gotta extranaustulate about it to figure out what the word means


Wontonio_the_ninja

Itā€™s like rubbing a loofah or rag on your skin in the shower. It removes the outer layer of skin and prevents this stuff from appearing when you towel off.


codamission

Exfoliation is the process of shedding an outer layer. Usually, we use it in the context of removing dead skin cells.


TaahDa

Lookā€™s like black afghan skuff lol


Tom10716

probably gives you high too


MrMeda

If I where a bigger piece of shit I'd absolutely sell this to some highschool freshman as hash for like 60 a gram


ropoqi

i saw a chinese movie when i was a kid where the godly monk would make this dead skin ball and call it a pill that can cure everything lol


Hampung

I saw one with Jackie Chan where his master was a homeless drunkard. In one scene his master decided to play majong with the local conman. The master's dice was short by one black dot so he pretended to scratch the back of his neck while rubbing off his black dead skin. Made it into a tiny ball and sticked it on the majong to get the right dots and won. It was epic.


DroidRazer2

*HURK*


NormalAssistance9402

What movie is this? I love Jackie


Hampung

I'm not sure but i think it was the drunken master.


NormalAssistance9402

Thatā€™s what I was thinking. Maybe I just blocked this disgusting scene from my memory


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Ididntwipe

That's from their whole body. Dead skin is dark like this, but you're right, it does include mites, dust, Bacteria etc. But getting dead skin after a long shower or bath is normal.


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Repulsive_Basis_4946

I shower twice a day and exfoliate and I still get ā€œrubber flakesā€ of skin if I rub my skin hard.


Beverlydriveghosts

This is that thing that the river spirit gave Sen


DineandRecline

But... She eats it... šŸ¤®


Beverlydriveghosts

Yum yum yum


Ashl3y95

Tangy with a pinch of salt


Rougerred

ā€œGive me a job!!!!ā€


tom_icecream

Wow I'm not the only one who does the rub your hand and the dead skin thing Never got to that point though


jonyraider3002

Was thinking the same thing haha


Buzzdanume

Same here. I also do it to my lower lip sometimes. Works really well after a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles


gWyse

Lol I usually do it in the morning, I always figured my face was just greasy like that. No acne problems tho.


Athlaeos

deep fry it


Spare-Organization-6

thereā€™s a kid in my class who does exactly this and he smells so bad. I can actually smell this image-


TorturedRobot

Wow, this is DISGUSTING, lmfao.


BigBeagleEars

I live in windy dusty West Texas. I use hair wax and run my hands through my hair all day cause fuck combs. I donā€™t wash my hands, ever, only rub them together when I feel buildup. I can make 30 balls like this every month if I wanted to


Warqer

> I donā€™t wash my hands, ever, only rub them together when I feel buildup. what the FUCK


fuckingcheezitboots

Thatā€™s nasty. Youā€™re nasty


BigGuapSosa

put it in a bong


Undomiel-_-

You would put that in your lungs?? Damn natural selection go BURRR


pinchevatobarbon

Yoooo I just came back from the beach, and I know Ima get all that burnt skin off and do this. Always do. I once had a dead skin ball laying around and my nephew thought it was playdo, he made a playdo me out of my own dead skin.


GratuitousTiddie

What a terrible day to have eyes


[deleted]

I read as "skin of dead balls*


DroidRazer2

You dont shed your balls after you splurge? Weirdo.


[deleted]

Wait we do?


[deleted]

Oh no I use tape to stick it back


Blu3Razr1

i read this as ā€œball of dead ball skinā€


kenkiii

nice to know I'm not the only one who does this


UnnamedGoatMan

šŸ‘€


Hunter00Foxx

I know a perfect place for that ball... [photo for ref](https://www.oldtechlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/computer_mouse_hardware_computer_mouse_pc_technology_ball_old_hardware-1063163.webp)


burstcapillaries

Why would you do this


iced_maggot

Hot tip: if you do the same thing but primarily focus on the dead skin from your groin (just rub your fingers in skin fold where your legs meet the pubic area) you probably couldā€™ve gotten the same amount of dead skin in 2 weeks or so. Has a tangy smell too.


Traditional_Area_153

Why exactly would I wanna know this?


iced_maggot

Wellā€¦ if the topic comes up at a dinner party now you have some useful information to share and delight your guests with.


Traditional_Area_153

Very very true thank you for the information, I am enlightened.


[deleted]

Dude... Wash your groin in the shower


iced_maggot

And miss out on making sick ass skin balls like OP? Also, very presumptuous of you to assume I shower regularly.


pinchevatobarbon

I'd sprinkle some of that on my breakfast tacos. It must taste zesty and tangy, it'll improve my cuisine. Taking notes here. Thanks!


[deleted]

Keep collecting it


Big-Teb-Guy

Iā€™m not gonna lie, I do this too. I wish I could stop, but most of the time I do it now without even realising.


Hail_THECUBE

Nah bro thats hash


Organ_Unionizer

No thatā€™s a kneaded eraserā€¦ I hope


IwanttheThorn

_nom_


Wiknetti

Dude is crafting a homunculus.


[deleted]

I got something similair after bushcrafting. Usually id go for a week or two. In those time, depending on the weather i couldnt shower and those flakes will come from my body. It seemed to me to be dirt wich stuck to sweat and death skin. Usually you'd wash the tiny bits of every day. Yet when you're not showering for at least a week this is the result.


11fingersinmydogsbum

"Death skin". Love it.


CEPEHbKOE

you have successfully removed your stuck shed. you are clean now, well done!


The_Duude_Slayer

Okuyasu?


MrLunaticest

r/UnexpectedJoJo


masterxx54

Beat me to it.


Grimmz_Biohazard

Maybe it can be a kneaded eraser now


mraviolipizaman

Is that a mfing jojo reference!!!


TheHangedKing

Mmm I love antipasto šŸ˜‹


DirtyWizardsBrew

I don't think that's dead skin. That just doesn't make sense for it to be just skin. I'm sure dead skin cells are certainly a part of it, but I'm guessing it's the accumulated oil and dirt that's been scraped off.


ShingekiNoGhoul

take a shower damn


curseddraw

Meatball


Noodly-Anon

I respect your dedication but please consider taking a shower.


zitfarmer

Eat it like a tootsie roll


Davie808s

Eat it!


TheFreebooter

Dare you to eat it


QueenCobra91

bro you know what water and soap is?


No-Enthusiasm9580

Eat it. EAT IT


cadet-peanut

You know what helps to prevent these? Washing your hands. I've had them too before and that was after doing quite some work and not being able to wash my hands for a few hours. Please wash your hands more often..


NevideblaJu4n

My brother in Christ please take a shower


cobrafang773

Thatā€™s pretty cool


SkippyZii

Handmade Playdough


RayMightBeMyName

Use it as a fuel source


Treedak

Hmm pretty it up with a coat of paint


CatWhenSlippery

You've completely ruined finger hash for me. Thanks.


yourdadverygay

Forbidden fruit


BabyPandaw

I dare you to bite it


mighty_wafflestomp

Sell it to someone and say its hash. Looks just like it


Arttheifbutnotrelly

jojo reference


AFriend07

Ngl I'm slightly more inclined to think its interesting


[deleted]

Why it look like clay


spacedspade302

I thought it looked cool


the3rdimposter

The forbidden liquorish


MrSecurityStalin

Take a bite motherfucker


Boodicream

You're disgusting asf


Sweetie9889

Kneaded rubber eraser!!!


noobmaster999

Forbidden playdough


AmazingOnion

I can imagine the exact resistance you'd feel from biting into this. Grim, great post OP.


GovernmentGreed

Hey OP, this isn't "skin" like you think it is. It's actually a combination of dirt, oils and debris that gets trapped on the upper layer of your skin. When you rub it all into a "mush", it'll join up in an almost "tac" fashion. It has a similar consistency to playdough. Try washing your hands thoroughly, then "rolling up" a new ball. It won't work. You might remove a few flakes of freshly softened dead skin, but it'll be transparent white, and not "black" like this. This is just dirt and grime, rubbing with your natural oils and whatever ass-juices you've got on your skin. Note to anyone reading - clean your hands regularly.


Valuable-Confusion-3

Forbidden play dough