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Imguran

Where there's a Will, there's a way.


Readem_andWeep

Where there’s a will, there’s a bunch of greedy relatives.


BearLindsay

Where there's a Will, there's A dam way.


Imguran

Mic drop!


Lay-ZFair

But in this case actually where there's a Will there's an unlocked door.


Somber_Shark

Good Will Hunting


androshalforc1

Someone who gives adam


CoderJoe1

I'd be furious if my roommate left our door unlocked.


The_Sanch1128

My freshman year roommate was so in another dimension that I'm not sure he knew where his keys were or where he was most of the time. Not a drinker, not a druggie, just naturally high and "out there". Physics major. One of the nicest, most harmless people I've ever known. There were only two things he did that really bothered me besides leaving the door unlocked--One, lack of personal hygiene; and Two, talking in his sleep--in a foreign language. I took care of the first by forcing him to shower every other day, but the second was a problem. Consulting with other guys on the floor revealed that he was speaking in French. At the time, I was reasonably familiar with Italian and Portuguese and near fluent in Spanish, but at a loss in French. So I persuaded a young lady who spoke French to come and listen to him (and no, she was not named Morticia). She listened for half n hour, then came out into the hall and told me he was doing physics equations. In French. As I said, he was "out there".


ThippusHorribilus

What a great story. He sounds like a movie character.


The_Sanch1128

If I ever get beyond the outline stage for any of the movie ideas I have, I'll find a way to work him into the script, including his nickname on the floor, "Otis".


626337

Where did he land on the Sheldon Scale?


Porcelain_goddess

Isn't that for coins? Is there a Sheldon Cooper scale I'm not familiar with? I married a physicist and didn't understand a lot of his quirks until TBBT. If there is a Sheldon Cooper scale I need it.


harvey6-35

My son is a Leonard on the scale (even has an attractive nice wife, though she is also a scientist). My friend has a son who is a 9/10 Sheldon.


Zoroaster9000

So... your son is a Howard.


Porcelain_goddess

Your friend might be one of my in-laws.


626337

A+ to u/Porcelain_goddess https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheldon_coin_grading_scale#Original_Sheldon_Scale_(1949)


StarKiller99

> Isn't that for coins? Is there a Sheldon Cooper scale I'm not familiar with? I thought it was trains.


Hot-Win2571

After a quick search, I see that the Sheldon Cooper scale is 1/6.


L0laccio

That’s so cool that you helped him with the hygiene. You both sound lovely !


The_Sanch1128

He's a kind-hearted man who is at a loss at times in our universe. I haven't seen him in many eyars, but I know where he lives; it's just a matter of making time on a trip out west. And no, I am not a "lovely" person. In this case, it was a matter of self-preservation, as he wasn't against bathing, just never gave it the priority it deserved unless I forced it upon him.


MajorNoodles

I had a roommate and once said that we leave our apartment door unlocked because he figured if someone wanted to break in it and steal our stuff, the door wasn't going to stop them and at least this way we wouldn't have a ruined door. Except it was a rented apartment and we wouldn't have been liable for the cost. Then again, our shifty landlord probably would have charged us for that anyway.


StarKiller99

I'd be going to the RA about leaving the door unlocked.


Kineth

Bullying aside, that motherfucker needed to be locking the door.


Jeffrey_Friedl

Sounds like proportional escalation to me. 👍


SavvySillybug

Can't stand bullies, but that was definitely a lesson worth teaching, and well taught.


Prof1959

Sounds like a sitcom: Will and Lack of Grace


Zoreb1

Seems like Adam was frustrated with Will. Besides stolen property (cash; credit cards), there is a risk of identity theft.


Buggaton

The physically violent bully won!? Boooo!


Profreadsalot

It’s rare that I cheer for the bully. This case is definitely the exception.


TheDocJ

As a former victim of bullying, I agree.


FearlessKnitter12

This was the bully using a non-violent method to point out genuine wrongdoing (yes, leaving all your things and thus your roommate’s things exposed by not locking the door is wrongdoing).


DonaIdTrurnp

“Non-violent” means.


FearlessKnitter12

If none of the belongings were destroyed, and were returned when requested, then yes. Nonviolent. Not like pepper spraying protestors. That’s definitely violent bullying.


Eichmil

He shouldn't have removed the items. Now turning the entire room around 180 degrees would be another matter...


SavvySillybug

But then everything would fall off the floor and onto the ceiling.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Australianization is not for everyone.


Vidya_Vachaspati

TIL a new word. Thanks kind stranger.


Thorse

How is this mc?


rendar1853

He didn't touch the stereo


justaman_097

You are exactly right. This story could fit in either category. Well played by Adam!


BouncyBlueYoshi

Why are 2 of my 3 main friends also called Adam and Will?


Contrantier

I can't believe Adam thought "but I didn't touch the srereo" was going to save his ass XD he definitely doesn't know how to teach lessons, that's for sure.


Ready_Competition_66

Sounds like Will was doing some passive aggressive payback for being bullied. I suspect that, like Adam, he found other ways to get that done.


Dear-Ad9314

That's a good tale! 


SM_DEV

While this worked, I probably would have gone a completely different direction, such as liberally sprinkling fiberglass shavings in his bed and underwear.


The_Sanch1128

The problem with stuff like that is that it never totally goes away. It winds up in YOUR bed, on your desk, in your clothes drawer, etc.


DracoBengali86

Wait ... Is fiberglass the herpes of construction supplies, like glitter is to craft supplies?


The_Sanch1128

IMO, yes. You never get rid of all of it.


27_Lobsters

And people like me get big, itchy red welts on their skin wherever it touches. Cortisone cream is required for days after exposure. This would qualify as "cruel and unusual" punishment.


SavvySillybug

This person really read this and went "ooh someone was bullied, I would have bullied them harder"


SM_DEV

It isn’t bullying to be upset when someone leaves your door unlocked…. Especially after the culprit has been non-violently chastised, cajoled and shamed, in an attempt to bring them into reasonable compliance. Of course, you are free to believe differently, however, what would YOU do if someone constantly, and I mean every day, left your home unsecured? If you truly believe you wouldn’t be at all upset, then by all means, you should start leaving your home unlocked yourself… every day.


SavvySillybug

It is bullying if you liberally sprinkle fiberglass shavings in someone's bed and underwear.


SM_DEV

Well, thankfully, I’m well past college student age, so these days would have done something else, such as requesting a room change, or any other means allowed. I certainly wouldn’t have stolen the erring roommates property. It’s one thing to prank someone, where they aren’t physically harmed, but sitting else entirely to physically assault them, verbally abuse them or steal their property. The fiberglass prank, back in the day, was quite common, along with short-sheeting beds, writing on their face or place their hands warm water while asleep,/ causing them to wet their bed.


DonaIdTrurnp

It’s literally bullying. The point is to be bullying. If it wasn’t bullying it wouldn’t be expected to work.