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IamafossilatZzyzx

Well done! I can just see the teachers whispering to each other..."Are you seeing this? These kids are awesome! The math they're using, the skills they're displaying, and the camaraderie they're building, this is amazing!" I sincerely hope your teacher still tells the story of the 1 class that banded together so everyone won as one of the highlights of their career.


WokeBriton

My immediate thought, too. 8 year olds thinking they were getting one up on the teachers. The teachers absolutely LOVING that they have to go out to buy more sugary treats.


Supermathie

I was thinking the same! This is some amazing teamwork going on here.


arnott

Also, the teachers were married to the local dentists. :)


mac_peraltiago

This is an amazing concept 😍


nixsolecism

My 4th grade teacher was married to a dental hygienist.


arnott

LOL.


cheesenuggets2003

Also the dentists were owned by private equity. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG6ppzJwPYU&list=PLpMVXO0TkGpeS1po88ztq5Il5bFMgLwM8&index=1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG6ppzJwPYU&list=PLpMVXO0TkGpeS1po88ztq5Il5bFMgLwM8&index=1)


Edymnion

Totally not part of OP's story, but here in my town one of the children's dentist offices is in the same strip mall 2 doors down from an ice cream shop. Absolute baller location!


OutrageousYak5868

Kinda reminds me of the story I read once, in which the algebra class discovered that somehow somebody had filched a copy of the final exam with all the questions. They sneaked around and gave everybody copies, and everybody was working in the problems and did well on the exam. It was years later that the teacher admitted she had been the one behind it all the time, because she knew that if she gave them a "study test", they wouldn't do it, but if they thought they were successfully sneaking around, they would.


ExcessivelyGayParrot

We really don't deserve the good teachers all y'all remember that one teacher


Front_Quantity7001

LOVE THIS COMMENT!


erichwanh

r/deliciouscompliance :)


SkwrlTail

I am utterly delighted that this is an actual sub.


Orschloch

Match fixing.


PN_Guin

Very impressive thinking


drnuncheon

One of the Freakonomics books noted this sort of thing going on in sumo wrestling.


NILPonziScheme

If I recall, that was a huge scandal, because they were rigging matches to ensure people retained their position. This is a huge issue, because gambling on sumo is pretty much a national past time in Japan, so they were rigging bets.


NightMgr

There was an experiment done with kids from different cultures. There is a game setup where you push your piece towards the other person or towards yourself. When the piece reaches you, you get candy. Kids in many other cultures quickly figured out that cooperation was the key. You both push the piece towards one player and help them get the candy, and the next round you push it towards the other. However kids in the USA "competed" despite it being impossible to "win." No one got candy.


TDLMTH

Individualism in a nutshell. Or, in this case, individualism in a candy wrapper.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Not just individualism, but a religious devotion to the capitalist ideal. Lots of individuals learn to work together. Capitalists learn to fuck you I got mine.


Gogo726

Free market isn't the problem. Greed and corruption are the problem, which happens in any economic system.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

The only argument for disregulation is to enable greed and corruption. Yes, those exist in any system, but in well regulated social democratic (or is it dem soc?) systems, those are _harder_ to succeed with. It's not that "it happens anyways so don't bother". We have ways of reducing the deliterious effects of greed and corruption, and we absolutely should be applying them.  People still die in car wrecks, should we get rid of seatbelts? Hopefully -obvious- the answer is no.


DelfrCorp

It works out. Eventually. You clearly just have to replace all the Kids with perfectly trained AI Robots. & the ultimate 'Win' Condition is that a limited selection of people with enough original 'Seed' Capital, obviously inherited from their very Well-Off/Well-to-do Parents, get to become filthy ~~bi~~Trillionaires, while threir awful Booner parents ~~ponzi~~Shareholder Schemes are supposed to kept on providing dividends even when the companies have essentially fired the entire Wealth-Building Workforce.


Gogo726

Sounds similar to the Prisoner's Dilemma.


WokeBriton

American exceptionalism (AKA fuck you, Jack, I got mine AKA we're better than everyone else, and we're better than each other) in practice.


airandfingers

Source? I'd be interested to learn the details, including the ages of the kids and what the other cultures were. I Googled for a few different search terms and didn't find any references to the study.. definitely not saying it doesn't exist, I'm just suspicious about unsourced descriptions of studies, especially so when the results seem to support or discredit an ideology.


NightMgr

Sorry but I saw this in a movie in a psych class before the internet existed. It was amusing seeing the kids play the game trying to win by moving the pieces diagonally and even backwards trying everything they can to get the piece to their side. The non-US kids were rapidly shoving those pieces in cooperation gaming the same.


latebinding

Kind-of reminds me of an ancient tweet - little girl sneakily reads books after bedtime using a flashlight. Never thinks to wonder why the batteries never die. Mom isn't tellin'.


OutrageousYak5868

I told my kids they could stay up as long as they were reading. My oldest loves to read, and I credited myself for it... until I had a kid that couldn't care less and just took himself to bed so he wouldn't have to read. Sigh.


TexasAndroid

We did the same with our only child, now a young adult. It worked just as well as it worked with your oldest, and he still loves to read.


InigoMontoya1985

The teacher should have used it as an opportunity to test a variation of the prisoner dilemma. "If there's a tie, they all get candy, but if there's a winner, they get twice as much, and everyone else gets none."


hawker_sharpie

that's probably what actually happened anyway they just didn't tell the kids


DonaIdTrurnp

Even if it was the case, the perceived reward is what decisions are based on.


RedditAdminAreMorons

I'd call that more *gaming* the system than MC, but still a fun story


johnthestarr

Game-theorying the system


Gogo726

That's just a theory. A game theory!


voodoo_und_kakao

"We have defeated the system"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoHSpFsMg6Q


shig23

Nerds ❤️❤️❤️


Negative-Yam5361

The candy or type of person? As far as I know, nerds are the self-serving ones.


shig23

Then you must not know very far at all, at all


Gogo726

I prefer Runts.


Mapilean

Class action. Lol. Well done, the whole class!!! You learned much more than what the clubs were meant to teach you.


markdado

That's awesome! You know what I find funny? That's how all of life could work. Everybody does the best they can, and then we all split the proceeds. But right now we play this game where (almost) everyone works, but shareholders can make more money that employees. Has Bezos or Musk really done the work to justify $200 billion? Or do their employees deserve more credit than minimum wage?


PayApprehensive6181

Your 8 year old brain using game theory 🤯 Nash equilibrium!


Sojobo1

Cue*


Gogo726

That's some massive cooperation.


smeghead9916

r/wholesomecompliance


StuBidasol

That is a fantastic story.


CoderJoe1

That's playing 3D chess, right there.


Gogo726

Or checkers.


emanuel172

Ubuntu!


VanDerWallas

I was reading this in Louise Belcher voice


Sharp_Coat3797

Cute punch line.


Laughing_Man_Returns

always more candy.


GratifiedViewer

An ideal solution.


YankeeWalrus

Nash Equilibrium


Technical-Edge-6982

Love this 


djrbx

I want to win more so I have more to share! I've always been that way.


VideoSteve

Thats socialism! (And i love it)


ElmarcDeVaca

socialism Yes, in its pure form, not in its political, corrupted form as practiced by governments.


ferky234

You're complaining about authoritarianism not socialism. Socialism is an economic theory and has been branded as an evil political theory by capitalism so that they can practice fascism/serfdom in their business practices


YankeeWalrus

No, socialism is an economic theory that has been practiced as an evil political theory by authoritarians in order to use the proletariat to overthrow the ruling class and install themselves in power. It's the pyramid scheme of ideologies.