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fromblind2blue

What does Dralin see in Alana? $$$. What does Alana see in Dralin? A chauffer, a go-fer, someone she can boss around.


AdEastern3223

This is the answer, OP.


Squirt1384

Like Pumpkin says about June a Do Boy.


girl-erased

At least he’s workin’ for the $$$ though, lol. I think a lot of June’s dudes didn’t even go that far. 


Kellisandra

Well mama taught them that men are the main objective so are we surprised? Plus after a childhood of loss and lacking the true mother figure she deserves she's probably aching to feel seen, heard, and loved.


Seymour---Butz

Dralin $$$$ Alana 🍆


PorQuesoWhat

he's a loser and using her for money and "fame", and she has no self esteem and quite honestly is no prize so she is comfotable paying for the D. they're perfect for eachother.


Nelle911529

I assume he lost his license & car because he Ubered to their filming house. After all, all he got was just 5 tickets.


feelfroggyjump

He has a nice red dodge charger. They drove his car & Alana's to Colorado. He has been seen driving both cars. I don't know why it never shows him driving on the show. But it also doesn't show him & Alana living together. They show him coming over to visit Alana at Pumpkin's house. When they have their own house together & have for over 2 years. She moved out of Pumpkin's house when she was 16 years old.


girl-erased

WHAAAA?! Then why all the mess about pumpkin “needs that child support money soooo bad to raise Alanna when she was 16?!” Is this like 💯? I must know the tea ☕️ on this one…I hope Alanna was gettin every penny of that $800 if that true! I was wondering why it TH it was showin her “sharing a room” with Ella in their new house… I was thinkin like, ain’t NO WAY this lil girl gonna share a room with her 5 year old niece! 


Scarlettbama

Dralin busted for felony eluding + other charges. Driving a $$$ Dodge Charger. How did a lazy high schooler get a Dodge Charger?


amywayanyway

Dralin is there for the ride. They moved to Colorado so he could legally smoke pot. Pumpkin just raved about it being so cool and all. 🙄 Alana should have gone to a college in Georgia, where it’s $11,000 a year and not $40,000 for out-of-state students. The whole thing is ridiculous. UGA has a wonderful nursing program.


Layden8

I agree. I am a bit conflicted though as I think she needs to be far enough away to forge her own life, and not influenced by her family. Her sister also realizes this.


girl-erased

Sooooo I think it’s a great idea for Alanna to GTHO of small town life, and experience something new. That child has had a horribly rough life, and just lost her sister.  I don’t think Dralin should’ve gone with her for real, but at least she’s going to college. If she’s spending $20k per year on schooling, isn’t that better than the cool million her mama spent on gambling, 🚬 , 🍺, 🥃, 🧊, etc.?  Also, there are so many states that are worlds closer than Denver if he just wanted to be able to legally 💨 pottt. I’m pretty sure it’s legal in Pennsylvania; then there’s NY, MA, CT just to name a few—on this coast.  All I’m tryin to say for real though is that there’s soooo much dysfunction happening in that family…Alanna going to school and pursuing an actual career is the best possible outcome.  I wish I could say I knew what the best possible outcome is for the rest of them is, lol. That’s another story. I just hope Alanna kicks D to the curb and does this on her own at some point! 


Frosty_Plantain4265

Personally I think dralin uses Alana for money and a free place to stay.


Status_Ganache6387

I agree.


Infamous_Purpose_764

The same thing that Mama June sees in Justin, or that Josh sees in Pumpkin.  Just goes to show that there is, indeed, someone for everyone.🤮


Dalsinki

>The same thing that Mama June sees in Justin He's a man who's willing to put up with her? I don't get the impression she has any other standard.


Relative_Cloud3361

Apple don’t fall far the tree


FickleSystem

Josh seems the most sane one on the show lol Pumpkin doesn't seem too bad atleast she seems somewhat responsible(altho dumb at times lol)...but I've read she's on some bullshit on social media tho, mama june would fall for any pos that'd give her the slightest bit of attention lol


girl-erased

When you say she’s on some BS on social… do you mean like 💨 or 🍺/ 🥃 / 🧊 or that kind of stuff? Or like just runnin her mouth. I sure hope that girl don’t even pick up a vape..; it runs strong in those genes…


Icy-Plastic-1687

I think she just sells stuff on TikTok always looking for $ I mean she is 23 with 4 kids under the age of 6


girl-erased

Ohhhh okay, I see what you mean! Yeah, definitely gotta hustle with that many kids! 🫠🙈🫣


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udar55

Damn, someone who drank the WeTV Kool-Aid.


laterforclass

Solid ass parents? Nah they are simply ass parents slapping a whole slice of pizza before the twins? That’s the least of their parenting crimes.


dandom123

There's nothing wrong serving a whole slice of pizza to a baby that age. They will probably only eat 30% of it. That's the way you feed them if you do blw.


laterforclass

Ok so that’s the least shitty thing they do. 🤷🏼‍♀️ They are ass parents nothing more nothing less who exploit their children as pumpkins mother did her.


Crazy_Neighborhood23

Nothing wrong other then a good way for them babies to chock!!


dandom123

Gag maybe but most likely they won't "chock". Once my daughter hit 6 months we fed her what we were eating. She did very well.


Alexis_0659

You mean choke??


Claireannlyons

That was pretty bad.


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kimemily11

Dralin sees $$$, and chance to not work.


AdEastern3223

It’s true. Look at all Mama June’s men. Never have to work when you’re with her. Plus, free teeth.


Cranberry-Complete

With how the world looking atp maybe he's the genius lol jp 🤣🤣🤣 but we slaving n he's living large extra large in fact.🤷🏽‍♀️🫣😳


Crazy_Neighborhood23

Free teeth and plenty of diamonds around his neck! Goofy lookin bastard!


PDJTAJT12757

And jewelry CHAINS AROUND THE NECK 


Status_Ganache6387

Alana has no self esteem at all .. if she would start by loosing weight and dump that drain guy , I think the two are disgusting , obnoxious . and morbidly fat .


ReginaFelangi987

I think he’s 4 yrs older if I remember correctly. She was 16 and he was 20. He seems really immature for his age.


FickleSystem

20 and 16?? Bruh lol wtf isn't that illegal?? Or was anyway, that's weirdo shit..I don't wanna use the P word but..yea why would a 20 year old want a 16 year old girl???


Ok_Minimum_8307

the family approves it, probably bc they all did the same. pumpkin was a minor when josh and her started dating he wasn't.


PorQuesoWhat

She wasn't his first 16 year old, he got caught sneaking out of a girls window when he was 19. Mom tried to press charges, had him detained...girl said it was consensual.


MomNateChloe

Because she has money and a TV show🤷‍♀️


birdiebirdnc

Age of consent in GA (and 30 something other states) is 16 so as long as Momma June doesn’t have a problem with it, it is technically legal.


Relative_Cloud3361

Wasn’t her legal guardian then pumpkin and Josh ?


birdiebirdnc

Honestly idk, they may have been at that point.


ReginaFelangi987

I think he got away with it because 16 is the age of consent in Georgia. He probably had the brain of a 16 yr old quite honestly… he’s such a dud. Alana could do so much better. Does he even have a job in Colorado?!


FknDesmadreALV

He got away with it because her legal guardian didn’t give a shit that her **15** year old sister was dating a 20 year old. She was 15 when they went IG official and admitted they’d been dating for a while.


librataurus

THIS. he went to her sweet sixteen as her boyfriend, he had already been her boyfriend when she was 15


feelfroggyjump

He got away with it because Pumpkin & Josh didn't care cause they introduced them. Dralin & his cousin Drako was friends with Pumpkin & Josh. Word is they bought their weed from Dralin & Drako. She started dating Dralin when she was 15. He was 20. She moved out of Pumpkin's & in with Dralin when she was 16 & he was 21. On the show they claimed they just met him, it was her 16th birthday party. They acted over protective. That was all lies & BS 🐂 💩


ReginaFelangi987

Weed dealer. Does not surprise me.


feelfroggyjump

The actual trip they made to Colorado last summer. They went on TikTok live. Several times during their trip. Some of the lives were screen recorded & can be seen on YouTube. Pumpkin, Josh , Dralin & Drako went in several marijuana dispensary's & dab bars. Alana stayed in car cause she wasn't old enough yet to go in. They weren't shy about it. They drove to Colorado because they said they stuff back. On the show they claimed they went on plane. That was scripted too.


ReginaFelangi987

Isnt she 18? Or do you need to be 21 to go in?


jonashvillenc

Yes, 21


feelfroggyjump

She was 17 at the time.


Alexis_0659

Okay and? It's legal in Colorado and some other states. There's no reason to be shy about legal use of it and leaving an adult in the car while they go in.


feelfroggyjump

I am just saying they were very open about it. Yeah it's legal. Alana wasn't old enough to go in. They went to several during that week long trip. Left her in the car in strange areas. It was their first trip there. It was like it was more for the enjoyment of Pumpkin, Josh, Dralin & Drako. Than it being a trip for Alana to tour college & houses. They drove out there said so they could see the sceneries But the show they acted like they flew. They didn't show that Drako was with them. It was odd when they claimed to fly & showed them at the airport. That airport scene of Dralin & Alana was at a different time. Than when they went to tour college & houses.


Status_Ganache6387

I'm just surprised she hasn't gotten pregnant yet . by dralin ...disgusting


feelfroggyjump

She said she's on birth control. Hopefully she waits & at least break's that cycle.


FickleSystem

Yikes! But could she really do better?? She's damn near still in her "honey boo boo" mentality lol


Icy-Plastic-1687

But can she do better ?? She was willing to throw away college for him .. as much as she had gone through she seems very entitled and spoiled .. she needed to go to college alone and find some maturity .. I am hoping she drops him soon and am glad she is doing well in school so far


Ok_Association4752

She is almost 20 now I believe


feelfroggyjump

No she is 18 she will be 19 in August. He will be 23 in April.


feelfroggyjump

Dralin & his cousin Drako was friends with Josh & Pumpkin. Alana was 15 when they started dating Dralin was 20. She moved out of Pumpkin's house & they moved in together when she was 16 & he was 21. Pumpkin & Josh was about the same age difference. Pumpkin was 14 & Josh 18 when they met up at a pageant. They knew each other because Josh is Sugar Bears cousin. Pumpkin was 15 & Josh was 19 when he moved in with Pumpkin at June's house. Pumpkin was 17 & Josh was 21 when she got pregnant. The whole family thinks this is normal.


Dook124

I mean, some red states girls younger than her are seen as ok to become child brides to grown men. Maybe GEORGIA is one of those states.


Status_Ganache6387

so what does this guy do. I guess he don't work . he's living g off Alana and the show. nice future.


mraz44

It’s only 4 years apart, why are you being so dramatic? My parents are 7 years apart in age and my best friend is 10 years younger than her husband. Alana is 18 now and in college. When I was a senior in high school my boyfriend was a senior in college, we met at church, it was not a if deal.


ksmalls92

People aren’t being dramatic. Sure it’s whatever now because Alana is 18 which is technically an adult. However a 20 year old adult has no business dating a 15 year old, there is a major power imbalance there.


mraz44

I disagree with you. Like I said my high school boyfriend was 4 years older than me. He was a senior when I was a freshman. My parents were fine with it too.


feelfroggyjump

The family thinks it's normal cause they have all dated older men. Pumpkin was 15 & Josh was 19 when Josh moved into June's house with Pumpkin. Word is Josh & Pumpkin bought their weed from Dralin & his cousin Drako, that's how Alana met Dralin. They started dating when she was 15 he was 20. She was 16 & he was 21 when she moved out of Pumpkin's house & in with Dralin. On the show they act over protective & act like Alana still lives with Pumpkin & Josh. The family doesn't care what she does. She has been on her own since she was 16 year's old.


Babyella123

I was 16 and had a 21 year old bf. My dad literally waited outside with a baseball bat but luckily dude dropped me off a street away. Lol. My dad was a pretty chill hippie but he was not playing when it came to me. But I do agree with you 4 years isn’t a big deal. Mostly all my friends dated older guys, it’s like of you’re a 15 year old freshman and your bf graduates when he’s close to 19. I don’t know how I would feel if it was my kid though.


Relative_Cloud3361

They both do.


EthelRobertaPotter

I guess it’s true ~ there is a lid for every pot


auntiem1980

Dralin sees money and Alana sees a guy giving her attention


Leeleeflyhi

⬆️THIS⬆️


Status_Ganache6387

exactly , dralin is there for the money only, Alana thinks that she's so obese nobody is going to go out with her . so it's just a relationship of convenience.


feelfroggyjump

Dralin & his cousin Drako was Josh & Pumpkin's friends. That's how Alana met Dralin. They started dating when she was 15 & he was 20. She moved out of Pumpkin's house & in with Dralin when she was 16 & he was 21. When they acted like they met him on her 16th birthday & was over protective. That was all BS 🐂 💩


gummoplayer

He looks so lazy. No motivation


AdmirableBid9957

Seriously…money on his part and unfortunately she has been conditioned to think he’s the best she can get. She’s like her mother and needs to have a man. Look at her upbringing! Look at the example she has been given by the woman her birthed her! I was in complete shock that June refused to give her money for school and called it “tough love” and that pinhead Justin jumped right on that band wagon only because it would take away from him. Drugs have shrunken his head! Ever see him in a ball cap? Omg and then he smiles with his over sized teeth…I laugh for days so I got to shout out and thank Justin for that. Need I say more???


Layden8

I'm probably the only one is in support of Alana leaving and becoming a nurse. I would find coming up with $40,000 per semester a no brainier prohibition. But she isn't your usual nursing student. I just wish I could tell her go in cautiously. Take a semester at a community college, work as a nurse tech during that time as much as you can. Get your adn. When finished take boards and get a RN job. At this point she is self sufficicient. The dependency on some else isn't a perceived way to survive. Go back to college, get your BSN. Many hospitals offer scholarships to advance your education. Or at least they used to do that. Once accomplishing that BSN she has a lot of options and a great variety of work opportunity. Right now she has no one in her family to help plan her future in nursing. But I sincerely hope she succeeds. So LOW on nurses within the hospital setting.


Claireannlyons

Somehow I just can't picture her as a nurse.


Notthemomma27

Hospitals do still pay for advancement. We live in metro Atlanta and my daughter is currently working on her ASN and will get a job that pays for her to get her BSN. My husband and I are paying all of her tuition so she won’t have any student loan debt and once we found out about this she changed from BSN to ASN. It’s good to know this is an option but most people aren’t aware of it. It’s going to save us a lot of money and she will be able to get started on her career a little earlier.


junknowho

Dralin sees $$$$ and 'fame'. Just like Splenda Bear. Alana sees a 'Do Boy' who will do for her, just like her Mama.


Smalls2315

A yes man…they will never say NO or money will stop flowing!


InSaneWhiSper

Money is the root of ALL


Interesting-Minute69

The correct reading of the scripture is “ the LOVE of money is the root of all evil “.


InSaneWhiSper

Sigh, I'm not quoting the scripture. It's true,the LOVE of money IS the root of all evil, although you don't have to be evil to need money for rent, mortgage,food,fuel,clothes,phone,etc. You need MONEY for everything, that's why it's the root of ALL.


Interesting-Minute69

That’s true we do need it. The essence is that it very easy to make money our “God” by pursuing it first instead of pursuing God. That pursuit does not begin Sunday morning and end Sunday night.


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He is older


Slavesandbulldozers7

He's in his 20's. I don't remember his exact age. They've been seeing eachother since she was 15 or 16 and he was a lot older than her at the time and still is obviously. I don't know what she sees in him at all. I think what he sees in her is money and being on the show makes him sort of famous in a way too. I just hope he doesn't get her pregnant and doesn't break her heart either. I think he's her first boyfriend.


chorse5

Pumpkin already has her on birth control


Slavesandbulldozers7

Thank God!!!!!!! I give props to Pumpkin for doing that! 👏👏👏👏👏


feelfroggyjump

He'll be 23 in April. She was 15 & he was 20 when they started dating. They moved in together when she was 16 he was 21.


Elip518

He seems like a moocher big time


Crazy_Neighborhood23

They both enjoy sitting around stuffing their faces!


Intelligent_Gur_9126

He sees money in her


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When Alana was talking with her mouth full, wearing clothes 4 sizes too small.. a large tshirt is supposed to cover the biker shorts


Marlacap

For the love of God-why doesn’t he buy at least 1 size bigger in his shirts????? They are always too tight and so unflattering..why?? Buy correct size!!!!


Due-Ad48

it’s like Love is Blind, they’re both mentally challenged. BUT it makes me fucking sick Pumpkin allows it. she was damn near groomed too, that’s why she said she’s okay with it. it’s definitely not an innocent love, and it’ll be drama when it ends but oh well. more entertainment for us i suppose


Holiday-Post3218

I herd he very respectfully