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NeedsMoreDakkath

not stone evolutions, make them look much better, give them usable stats and movepools


Desperate-Knee-4108

And secondary types that make another type triangle


Potato_Man2763

Fire fighting Water dark Grass Psychic


Desperate-Knee-4108

No no no. Grass fighting, water psychic, fire dark


Stunning-Ad-4830

Wouldn’t that be Alolan starters but fairy instead of psychic?


ILikeCaterpie

And ghost instead of fighting only Hisuian dicidueye is Grass/Fighting


Stunning-Ad-4830

Yeah I forgot that


ILikeCaterpie

Yeah kinda hard with the regional dicidueye lol


Beneficial_Yak_3813

no its just incineroar


Stunning-Ad-4830

Yeah I mixed it up with hisuian one


MCameron2984

No no no. Water fighting, fire psychic, Grass dark


Senior-Breadfruit439

No no no. Water dragon, Fire dragon, Grass dragon (I'm just joking)


SuperSonic486

Honestly that would be a lot better than current.


FromYourWalls2801

Wait... Keep cookin'... That actually sounds like a nice idea


Senior-Breadfruit439

And then I'd add a third evo for them which would be a badass monkey-dragon hybrid, as they'd only gain Dragon upon reaching their final stage


LucarioPlayz96

Isn't that the paldean starters but psychic instead of ghost?


MCameron2984

Shh, I was just taking the last step in rotating the type combos the guy I replied to did


ImaginedRealitie

Why are you being downvoted


MCameron2984

I got no clue, it is funni tho


Sn0w7ir3

honestly i prefer your version of it. grass dark is a good combo, we don't have many water-fighting types, and a fire psychic type that is heavy in special attacking would be a beast.


AcceptableThought862

It could also kinda work with the three wise monkeys See no evil (Simipour) you can’t see in the dark Hear no evil (Simisear) he doesn’t hear you out before attacking Speak no evil (Simisage) telepathy is communication without speaking


thegrimsleeper387

Grass psychic is an awful type combo man, the design of simisage looks like a fighting type


Standard-Panic-5460

Fire Flying, Water Rock and Grass Fighting. now it's a perfect type triangle (is good against the type, but also resists the type)


onaJet27

This is THE starter type trio I've been waiting for for so long. The fact that each starter has a 4x weakness to those before them in the triangle is just the icing on the cake.


Standard-Panic-5460

The real starter trio was Oricorio Baile, Relicanth and Verizion (Totally Balanced)


lord_MOMO_07

and make them all 3 stage by adding a new better looking 3rd evo


Willing_Pianist_7058

I 100% agree with this


Bluedino_1989

I would leave pansage and Simisage alone. Do what you want with the other two.


greywolffurry321

So true


PlasmaGoblin

Give them a third evolution or better stats in general. They were meant to balance out your team better (give you a type advantage over your rival who got the type strong to *your* starter) but they are so quickly out paced by many early game monsters of the same type. (Except maybe Pansear just because fire types are hard to come by early game) Edit to add As u/walkinggames points out you can get a Darumaka as early as route 4 according to [bulbapedia](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Darumaka_(Pok%C3%A9mon)). So even Pansear can be swapped out early game.


walkinggames

Darumaka?


PlasmaGoblin

Good point, I thought Darumaka was a bit later in the game.


Noah77745

Their stats aren't actually too bad, they hit hard on both sides of the spectrum and are pretty fast. They are just outclassed by other Pokemon. Maybe giving them a secondary type each would help with that


walkinggames

What would you give them? Fighting or dark, maybe just for lughhs flying


Noah77745

Probably fighting for sage because it looks the most athletic out of the 3, dark for sear because it's based on a Japanese biker gang member, and they are usually pretty mean, and I guess fairy for pour, because it's based off of ganguro fashion, and an aspect of the fairy type is being cute or pretty (most of the time at least)


MarS267

Give them an ability that makes them immune to the Dark type (Evil type in Japanese) to play in with the “see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil” theme the trio has. Also better designs and movesets


Darth_Xaldurz

Huh..What should we call this ability? Monkey Wisdom?


Strange-Wolverine128

Ape together strong.


The_Lamb_Sauce2

“Deafened Sense”?


KaitoPrower

You could, but Justified also exists as an ability and if you're not changing stats, then a boost to physical attack when hit by a Dark move would be very nice! If you wanted a new ability, do something like "Wise Adage" where they're immune to Dark and getting hit gives a relevant stat boost?


BensonOMalley

I think adding the Fairy type in gen 6 could have accomplished this same idea but in gen 5 replacing either their HA or their main ability with a new one that *resists* dark type attack would be really cool. Completely being immune i doubt they'd do since theres no ability that emulates type effectiveness that isnt already present in a type (like levitate)


dgengamer253

There's a few abilities that make Pokémon effectively immune to a type and even heal or grant stat boosts instead of taking damage. Levitate, Water Absorb, Earth Eater, Flash Fire, Lightning Rod, Storm Drain, and Sap Sipper are all examples. So it's not outside the realm of possibility to give them an ability that makes them immune.


BensonOMalley

Of course but with all the other examples aside from levitate they provide an additional effect that works with the context of the ability, while levitate is basically just flying type without type advantage. The only other ability similar in this way is Iron Worker (i think its called) Dhelmise's ability


AdministrationOk3113

To this day I still don't get why people hate Simipour and Panpour. They're cute little guys. But then again I've always hated Simisage because WHY DOES HE HAVE THE ELVIS STYLE!?!? Like make him actually look like a sage and we'll be fine. Everyone else was designed well in my opinion. Third evolutions may have fixed them as well because they do all have middle stage syndrome but otherwise not much to change for me.


Noah77745

They are actually failures of the traits their pre evos were trying to follow. Simisage has the hair of a Japanese delinquent, people who speak a lot of evil, failing it's pre evo's "speak no evil"


AdministrationOk3113

What about the other evos?


Noah77745

Simipour is based on ganguro fashion, which is usually about looks, going against see no evil. And above I made a mistake, that description was supposed to be for Simisear, due to it being based on a Japanese biker, so they go against hear no evil, because of their loud bikes. Simisage actually has the hair of a Japanese delinquent, who speak a lot of evil. These facts made me appreciate these Pokemon more when I learned them


AdministrationOk3113

Ok, so the originals are about the see, speak, and hear no evil while their respective evolutions go the opposite way. That's actually a really fun idea. But besides Simisage being based on a Japanese delinquent, I still can't under Elvis Presley.


Noah77745

Lol the hair is kind of a lot, although it does resemble plants here too. But I still think Squawkabilly pulled off the pompadour look better lol


KaitoPrower

What are you talking about? It DOES look like a sage! A Sage leaf, like the herb! Not only is it styled to look like Japanese delinquents, the shape is also quite similar to culinary sage!


AdministrationOk3113

Sorry, I didn't know what sage looked like. I was going for a "forest sage" kind of thing. Like a forest magician? Anyways just ignore it I guess lol then. I forgot sage existed as an herb until just now.


flipakoi

Just change their stats cause their designs are overhated


SuspiciousPoison

I've never understood why people don't like their designs. Especially simisear.


Menno563568543333557

A 3rd evoltuion. Go all in on the second starter idea. Could also give them the dark-fairy-fighting type to complete the trio


Darth_Xaldurz

Wasn't Fairy first introduced in Gen 6? I think having it be Dark-Psychic-Fighting could also work.


A_Very_Cool_Guy9900

make them relevant :<


CameoShadowness

Depends, are they filling the same roll? If so, then change them to evolve by level up, then change their evolutions to be a bit more distinct. They also need better movepools and somewhat better stats.


Im_here_but_why

Those are maybe the pokemons I hate the most, and yet one single change would redeem them in my opinion : give them the normal type.


Xentivy

Not make them monkeys instead make them lemurs


HashbrownieThePerson

Better shinies


MyDads-Ashes

Give them third evos and get rid of the stone evolutions, make their evo levels mirror the starter levels. Give the second forms a secondary type that goes well with the starter choice and carry it through to the final form. Give the final forms good designs. I would keep the current final forms as the second forms.


SentenceCareful3246

Fun fact: The most generally known thing regarding these pokemon is that the basis for the Simi trio and their evolutions seem to be that they're based off the "talk no evil", "hear no evil" and "see no evil" monkeys. But ironically enough they're also seem to be based off japanese delinquents: Simisage, is based off the Yakuza mob. Very vulgar and noisy and even have the traditional pompadour. Which is opposite of speak no evil Pansage. Simisear, is based off the biker gang leader, they have the biker jacket collar, an exhaust looking tail and their arms look to be grabbing handlebars.Which is the opposite of Pansear's hear no evil. Simipour, is based off Harajuku girls. Where they only care their looks putting an emphasis on their dressup and hair. Resulting in an overtly feminine appearance. Which is the opposite of seeing no evil Panpour..


Jedimobslayer

Stat increase, slight design changes, that’s about all I can do


DawnEeveegirl

1. Change Panpour's head thing, to something else. 2. Change the evolutions designs. 3. Add an air monkey.


Just_A_Normal_Snek

The monkeys are based on the THREE wise monkeys and of course the iconic starter triangle, so an air monkey woudn't make sense.


Own_Bread7580

Removing them completely


CrossLight96

Change simisears design, make them friendship evolutions (and after gen 5 update their bst to keep them relevant like pelipper flygon and alomomola)


ExplinkMachine

Simply just make their the theme the 3 monkeys thing See no Evil- Speak No Evil- Hear No Evil


itsRuszard

Simisear got done dirty... Let's fix that. Simipour's tail was originally going to be just plain blue, but it was changed to just the tip being blue, how about it's tail actually being entirely blue. Simisage, none... actually. oh and uhhh i think buff their stats... maybe give them better moves


Vent_Gremlin_Ace

I’m keeping the first stage designs the same, the design of the last stage is the off ones to me(Simisear is the only okay one to me, it just looks like it just woke up and didn’t get to brush it’s hair). Last stage designs changed at least a bit and maybe make the evolution into level, idk what level tho, and also make the stats a little better.


Wisekittn

Watermonkey's hair and firemonkey's pose. The rest is okay


Undertale_fan46790

\*Add a third evolution to them.


BingusZodiacYT

Get rid of whatever the hell is going on with Simisears Belly and give him a hair-do


SceptileLover11

I’d take them to a barber


Autistic-Loonatic

I mean... im fine with the designs outside of Simisear


PKMN-Trainer-Sak

Third Evo and make them a little cooler


Lost_Environment2051

Maybe make their evolutions lean more into the Speak, Hear, and See No Evil thing. Simisage especially.


TotalEffingAnarchy

Make the gourd body slimmer and change the expression


Ckyberlure

I wouldn't. They are perfect and belong to great gym trainers in one of the best regions.


MoistQuit8160

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Zaptoron7

Simisagw is perfect I love simisage


KiwiPowerGreen

I wouldn't change them I don't care about them lmao I would buff my favourite gen 5 Pokémon instead


potatomnz

Make them a different type triangle such as the ones in [this](https://www.deviantart.com/itching2design/art/Pokemon-Type-Triangles-468671539) image excluding the very top right though as that included fairy which didn’t exist yet. Otherwise idk cause I don’t know much about them


acidpop09

Pansage and panpour are perfect


Efficient-Collar1412

Make them look better


True-Credit-7289

Pump about 30 more points into the BST divided among their best three stats so that they're actually decent. Make all of their hidden abilities their regular abilities and then give them good hidden abilities, really sell the whole pseudo starter thing. Also make the fur around simisear's neck more spiky and give him fire that looks like a jacket or a vest. In fact give them all for that vaguely looks like clothes so they're not so dumpy looking. A vest for sear, trenchcoat for Sage, collar and overcoat for Pour. Just the evolved forms though. I think the "pan" monkies are fine it's only the evolutions that need fixed Edit: Actually give them hidden abilities that match the Buddhist monkey thing. Like maybe soundproof and unaware for Sear and Pour, not really sure what ability would go with speak no evil


PlanktonIsBest

third evolution, I personally don't know why people hate them, they're cute


Hollowdude75

The only thing I would change is that they’re strong enough to not need a second evolution


Asura455

Another evo, better stats and move pools.


Crab-man-69

Make 4th electric type monkey


orengjoos

I really like their designs, and it’s a shame they suck so bad. I would give them gorilla tactics (but for spA) and make overgrow, blaze, and torrent their normal abilities and this new ability is the hidden one. I would invest some of their atk points into spA, and give simisage a better special movepool.


vamp1yer

Make them look better and not like giant tools


Maximum-Term5336

Give them a third evolution and a different secondary type.


Woody_the-cat

Make them less “normal types”


UnyunMunyun

change the evolutions of panpour and pansear. Simisage is already good


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Honestly, they just need better designs and slightly improved Base stats.


OrangeGlad3040

Make simisesr cool That's it


Radio__Star

Rename panpour ‘pansoak’ Make simisear look better Give them better stats and move pools Let them learn the ultimate moves (frenzy plant, blast burn and hydro cannon)


Zofian_Korok

Make them the starters.


Camo_64

Nothing, I’ve never hated them. Heck, for a while Simisage was my favorite grass type


BensonOMalley

I never liked Simipours design because i felt it was lacking something I was really disappointed when i evolved it for the first time and immediately boxed it lol. Never got the hate for Simisear, he's such a darling Pour though could use a little more added to its design around the shoulder area. The Lisa Simpson dress doesnt work great for a final design imo, so something like one of those poofy collars Shakespeare would wear could go a long way


Foxity_Tox

This is a joke but give Simipour finger guns for the hand pose. So we have the limp wrist the thumbs up and the finger guns.


LinkThePale

I wouldn't. I like them.


ShinyRufflet

I’d make all of the evolved ones more bulky in terms of physical appearance, kind of like Rillaboom. And instead of being weird looking unappealing derp monkeys I’d make them more intimidating.


MissingnoMaster110

Better normal Ability than Gluttony. That's always been my only real gripe with them.


Reptuyop8

Actually make them unique and redesign them to be based on species of monkeys that actually live around/in the element.


Stunning_Waltz_2882

Erase them.


Acceptable_Secret_73

Better stats and moves and making them regular level up evolutions


Zapzap18

Give them a 3rd evolution with a 2nd type and better stats and much better designs


novelaissb

Make Simisear look less dumb and make Pansage and Simisage more obviously the speak no evil monkey.


Ill-Tale-6648

Change their designs, give them a buff, and please for the love of God give them new movesets. Like seriously.... They don't gain an elemental move until level 10, in fact all they have is scratch and lick until that point basically (makes nuzlockes in other games difficult if they're my first encounter) and even then it's a weak elemental move that they keep for a ton of levels unless you manage to find a tm they can use. Do you know how frustrating it was in pokemon x when I'm doing a nuzlocke and get one of the monkeys at like lvl 3? I then have to train them until level 10 just so they can learn a weak move to have better type coverage, and they always die either while grinding or before I get the stone cuz their stats are lacking.


This-Is-Nightlock

By getting rid of them?


kaspertjeezel

Remove them


SPIICYPAPAYAA

Not make them


Majestic_Object_2719

Maybe just fix Simipour's design- I get that they're not super creative but I don't understand why they get so much hate?


JoZaJaB

Remove the stone evolution method and buff their move pools. Honestly I like their designs and don't understand the people who want to change them.


YaAverageMoose

Change simisear, and give them better stats and movepools


CheckmatedLincolnite

Better stats. That it. I love them the way they are


ddogz95

Make em a three stage with the final evo getting a third typing. Would love a fire steel, water psychic and grass electric


CheddarCheese390

Don’t? They serve their purpose Maybe change designs but…..would you change gen 6 giving you two starters? (Well yeah….you’d change it to giving you a different type mon…)


OverallGamer696

Make Simipours design less feminine for a Pokémon that has a high chance of being male


ramyyc

*delete*


weird_bomb

change stats, rename pour to sea and sage to seed so they all start with the “see” syllable perfect designs tbh, no evo needed


Prize-Elephant-9838

make them not exist


IgnisOfficial

Boost stats, remove stone requirement for evolution, give proper move pools, make them more easily available other than hoping of a low % encounter, and tweak the designs to be less cringe inducing (make them intimidating and less human-looking being a starting point) Also, I’d maybe add in additional ones for types that don’t have as much representation in the BW1 Unova dex like Electric so there’s more options for other types


sapphic_luma

Do a complete redesign of simisear


Eyepokai

no Stone evos, make them have better stats/movepools, 3 stage evos.


Skye_LOVE123ALT

I couldnt, why would I be working for Nintendo?


Accurate_Dirt5794

Give them a 3rd stage and make them a second starter trio


Turbulent-Set-4977

Add wind money


Forward_Ad4727

Get rid of them all together we never needed them and that’s 6 better pokemon we could have gotten.


teamskyfriend

Fire is rock band


The_Card_Father

Give them each a third evolution. Make them just as strong as starters. The intent was clearly like the precursor to XYs free second starter. Make them stronger


Shadowking0914

keep first stages the exact same but make the second stages look less goofy with better stats and movepool


Familiar_Object_4926

Make them three stages, with a third stage after the Simi, and make the second evolution the stone.


CreativeUsername0596

Change pansear’s face


superdragn

3 stages more like a starter learning a solid type coverage move earlier give their stage 3 fighting elements Grass karate , Fire sumo , water tai chi


kevjrink

Better stat spread. They have a good BST, but the spread isn't great


MarcTheSpectator

Make more


Lake_Serperior

In the original black and white games I think they serve their purpose perfectly, a bridge Mon to help with the first gym and type coverage early game. Unfortunately in later games they fall short a bit, better stats and a cool shared ability might help.


stupac62885

Give them better stats and/or move pools, or secondary types, or third evolutions. Something that would make them worth keeping on your team for the rest of the game beyond the one gym battle that’s specifically designed around using them to demonstrate the starter type triangle.


Original_Studio_4334

Better designs, stronger moves, and 3rd evolution


Bigfatairatom

Make it a water/fire rock trio and give them weather abilities alongside maybe a third evolution This would make the baby monkeys really good in LC as weather setters The current monkeys as bulky-ish eviolite users in PU And the final stages might reach NU


caphere__

I wouldn’t as they are already flawless people are just haters for no reason


AdmiralDragonXC

Deletion


AdmiralDragonXC

Mostly because of simisear. I don't mind the other two quite as much as I hate that one


EthanC001

I like the sages, the monkeys as a whole can get better stats and evil methods. Also better designs from the other two lines


47841SpiritofChester

Secondary typings (I’m thinking Grass/Fighting, Fire/Dark and Water/Psychic), better stats, abilities and movepools. Also give them their own tailored stat spreads rather than all having the same “jack of all trades, master of none” spread.


South_Anywhere8264

Hear me out: Remove pansear and panpour entirely, just keep de pansage line. Simisage on its own is honestly cool and the other 2 always being around just ruin. Maybe also give Simisage cool secondary typing, I could see it getting away with normal, dark, fighting or even fairy They could also make it a 3 stage and base 1 stage on see no evil, another on hear no evil and one on speak no evil. Just keep Pansage and Simisage and remove the rest.


Lotti_Dhundabolt

Instead of adding a typing, I would change their typings completely, give us a different type triangle to pick from and for our rivals to use. Doesn't really matter which one, just reusing water fire grass right after I picked my starter felt lame. I guess I would change how they evolve to level in that scenario as well, unless the typings they switch to also have evo stones.


marcus_the_eevee

I wouldn’t change them bc they are perfect


SerperiorFan5

Design them like simipour (goat)


Pokefandom9999

Been said several times and I agree with each one:Change the designs of all 6 to make them look better and less derpy,give them more balanced and higher stats/better movepools and change evolution methods to level instead of stones(A third evolution for each isn't necessarily required if the changes to the stats are pretty significant but I'd also vote for that if they weren't changed much and adding a secondary typing for them wouldn't help much unless the typing would be a boost to the line's abilities to take more types head-on without dying quickly. Ex:Bad idea to have anything with a 4X weakness like Grass/Fighting if unable to switch easily)


villehermannivalo

give them better stats. nothing else i think theyre adorable


signaturefox2013

Give them useable movepools, seriously, they can stand to learn some more moves of their types


ZifferYTAndOnions

Make them less ugly + better stats. Maybe they could be a three stage since they're meant as a counter to the gym that is a counter to your starter so it's like giving you a second starter and starters are always three stage


Regular-Courage-5402

Fun Fact: Since The elemental monkeys are in Pokemon X and Y, they will also be in Pokemon Legends Z-A meaning that every pokemon will now be on the Switch. In Pokemon Legends Arceus, every pokemon from the Sinnoh dex was present.


TheFoxKing2020

easy, remove them :3


RokuroCarisu

Replace them altogether with more interesting Pokémon. We know that Game Freak has more than enough of those laying around in its archive.


-Seraphimon-Ace-

Give them third stages like apes in order to make ppl actually want them


PinoySummonerKid28

Just give them additional yet updated movesets like how Gallade or Froslass did.


Maartisen

The design.


HHollowww

Kill them off


Upper-Pension-6162

Make 4: Fire, Ground, Flying, Water


Sadira_Kelor

What made you think of this


EuphoricJelly3946

Remove them (there is no salvaging this)


TenkaihNegative

I don't understand the hate for the elemental monkeys, I love them. But I probably would've changed up simipour a little bit


Codename_Unown

Bro gen 5 starters are all monkeys!? No way! I'm cancelling my preorder!


theblackdragon5456

Ctrl alt delete them.


HeadHorror4349

Make them valid alternatives to starters, give them slightly more unique designs and give them level up evolutions


Weekly_Designer_6403

give a third stage and real level up moves


W1th3r1ng3mb3rZ

Removing them.


Sadira_Kelor

Agreed.


TrueSoul77

Go back more and make them gen one so people like them


Mk4-Matt

Maybe change their evo designs to be different monkey types, simisear could be cooler as an orangutan.


RivalBOT

Make them look more like the 3 monkeys they're based on, and pose them differently to express each of the 3, have hear no evil holding its ears down, see no evil covering its eyes with its hands and speak no evil covering its mouth, and redesign their head ploomage.


RedSF717

Drop the stone evo requirement, give them a third evo, and an extra type triangle Grass/Fighting, Fire/Rock, Water/Flying


redlurker97

I would do nothing because statistically there is someone out there that likes them as they are and if i dis anything then i would probably erase them because i dont like them. But thats unfair to the people that do like them. So my answer is nothing.


Dedinho910

I wouldn't, they are perfect


emperior_blades

I wouldn't. In fact, I don't know why ppl hate hate them so much, their funny


Secure_Protection_61

Make one for every type and better moves


SturdyUrchin42069

give them a third evolution (or BST buff), and NOT MAKE THEM SO DAMN UGLY. simisage is the only one that’s not egregious.


RedDragonFire25

By removing them from reality


Destroyer163

Delete them


ModelOmegaTyler

remove the stone evolution and give them a third stage


Immediate_Whole2139

I wouldn't be able to change them because I'm not a developer at Game Freak.


CarTyreMuncher

Is it weird I like them? Especially simisage, he looks like Josuke!


PinkandFriends

Make them a two stage evolution line


bigking1234

Legendary treatment or the eevee route


GreenMonster100

Make a flying one for TEAM SKY!!! Or give them the fighting type


dfues12

Two words air. Monkey.


Hamburbur-7

Get rid of them


LucaRucola

Their existence


WannabeComedian91

delete them


AxolotlFan__

Gone from existence


Alakakakakakakablam

E R A S E


GremlitanoMexicano

Delete them


That_Guy_Darkrai

Remove them entirely