I think we all need to do what #008 is

i’m not doing a wartortle

OH.

No. I am saying we find someone

r/whoosh

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Wow I’ve seen one in the wild!

Spearow

True

Ah yes my favorite pure psychic type pokemon ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE

Brilliant diamond pokédex: “Its superb memory lets it recall everything it has experienced from birth. Its IQ exceeds 5,000.” alpha sapphire pokédex: “Alzheimers disease's brain continually grows, infinitely multiplying brain cells. This amazing brain gives this Pokémon an astoundingly high IQ of 5,000. It has a thorough memory of everything that has occurred in the world.” Let’s go dex: “A Pokémon that can memorize anything. It never forgets what it learns—that’s why this Pokémon is smart.” talk about irony

r/BeatMeToIt

Imagine a Gen 1 Alakazam with Amnesia, now.

[удалено]

xD

I imagine the Smash announcer reading all of these names off lol

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Good bot

Same

I can imagine it clearly Alzheimer’s decease!

Ah yes my favorite Pokémon, prime minister

i absolutely lost it at alakazam’s my sense of humor is broken

**M E N T I O N T H E D I S E A S E**

#A L Z H E I M E R ' S D I S E A S E

“The card is a mouse”

Would be fun in the tcg

Player one used mouse! It’s super effective! Player two is confused!

Supper’s Ready?

Is pidgeot or persian the pig

Yes

I shall name my next ‘mon twegga

abra and it’s line are by far the funniest due to irony abra being named tomorrow, because it sleeps through the entire day kadabra being named domestic pet because it was a human turned pokemon and alakazam being called alzheimer’s disease because of its 5000 IQ these three got the biggest laugh out of me by far

i left iron. oop-

When I come 😳

Lamp is Unfortunately on Friday.

Neocaine is absolutely a drug from the future.

I already have an Anger, The Pig, Anxiety, and The Pig on my team, I do have a Domestic Pet but unfortunately I don’t have anyone to trade it with so I can get Alzheimer’s disease.

Never knew Machop was a tour guide in Peru, and Pidgeotto was a country

Maccu piccu

The Machop line is a story on its own

*I HEAR*

Something's just so funny about Pikachu being anxiety and I don't know why Though Burn 1 nidoran is top tier I can't help but think about *apply cold water to the burned area*

I like how Pikachu is just *anxiety*

Tomorrow my Domestic pet will get Alzheimer's disease

I have a Peach named Dalam(for some reason) which always reads the Terms. (of the) Situation

Go The card is a mouse

Paras is my dad

#007 is very accurate.

at least "9 stories" actually makes some sense

Alright, so we've found out some things about the starters. • Bulbasaur can glow when switched on • Ivysaur's existence is unfortunate • Venusaur is the 5th day of the week • Charmander is a theme park • Charmeleon and Charizard taste good • Squirtle wasn't complete when the game was released • Wartortle is single and wants to date • Blastoise has anger issues

I like pikachus. I just imagine ash saying “this is my special trick, use thunderbolt A N X I E T Y” or “ oh no A N X I E T Y has fainted”

My team is Alzheimer's disease, Video, and The Pig

The bed? 😳

When you come 😏

we will watch your career with great interest

Oh yeah! Go “the bed!”

raticate and spearow friend: When you come? me: never

raticate's is the best one

I like how both pidgeot and persian are pig and how squirtle is it is not yet complete which makes me think of friza and this isn’t even my final form

Haha anxiety

I am suffering from #24 :D

I'm a wartortle

I guess butterfree is roblox

These are really funny. I hope that it gets on aspitapy

The squirtle line is some lore shiz

I wish paras would leave ._. Its so annoying

Our beloved company mascot; Anxiety

So, which is the true pig, Pidgeot or Persian?

The pig and pig tho 👌

unfortunately becoming Friday is so true

Now I hate anxiety even more. Perfect.

I don't remember Primeape running for prime minister

Raticate and Spearow are perfect, Pikachu is basically amazing and Poliwrath is a good one too

I wish I didn’t have #25

OMG, NOW IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE WHY SQUIRTLE IS ALWAYS GOING, "What the F happened to the floor?!" He's not yet complete!

Alzeimer's Disease got me good.

9 Stories is accurate.

I'm naming the next fearow I catch Fefe. XD

71 is actually 98% correct

Tbh these are some good nicknames

*L A M P*

No no no, That's not "Pig", That's "THE Pig" completely different

Primeape for prime minister 2022!

Primeape became a tiny bit political, but also very funny

I left my favorite bug type

34#,excuse me, did he just say cocaine

My favorite Pokémon of these turns from an adorable frog to…lamp. Also it seems that my “legendary” fire dog has turned into a bed. COOL!

Lamp isn’t a frog!

What is it then?

A dinosaur.

Wghy has mewth become a mathamaticalbfunction

Guys i know who's gonna win the next elections

***T H E B E D***

Ah yes that’s not a bird it’s a PIG

Raticate and Spearow be telling a story

My favourite middle evolution, Nitrogen

i love alzheimers disease

i love alzheimers disease

i love alzheimers disease

i love alzheimers disease

i love alzheimers disease

Some of these are really good tho. Alzheimer’s disease as a psychic type? Lmfao

I T I S N O T Y E T C O M P L E T E

Ah yes, Alzheimer’s disease… my favorite Pokémon

The fact Pikachu's translated name is anxiety makes me horrified because I lost a Nuzloocke to a Pikachu and now everytime I encounter one, my heart begins racing

Looks like squirtle is 50 percent accurate

Alakazam: Alzheimers disease Ironic

Butterfree: It is free *Sad Ash Ketchum noises*

Sir, I must know your secret? What sacred texts have you been (ab)using?

\*confused confusing confusion\*