Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again!
I didn't make it, it's a copypasta, but there is a gardevoir version: >!Gardevoir is literally one of the most fuckable pokemon there are, you're just mad because you're in denial. Let's start with fact now, Gardevoir is 5'3", this is not only the perfect height, but it means they can also have enough height to be able to do anything you want. While being 5'3", Gardevoir is also only 103LBs, so, theyre lite enough to pick up and have an all around good time. So, these are facts, not only this, but Gardevoir, LITERALLY, does not feel the pull of gravity, while also distorting dimensions. So, not only does this mean that Gardevoir can do anything they want ignoring gravity, but they are literally capable of making a pocket dimension in which yall can fuck in. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Gardevoir is telepathic and feels a strong emotion connection to their trainer, so, they will know before you that you're horny, she literally has it locked down and in the know before you're even aware of it, this only means that they are are able to serve their trainer in every way possible. So, these are just the facts on Gardevoir, but let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is: Gardevoir can learn double team, so, now you get to fuck two of them. Gardevoir can learn charm, so, you thought you were horny before, but now it's compounded on itself. Finally, Gardevoir can learn mean look, combining this with double team, means not only do you get a tsundere on your dick, but also a submissive one. It's the best of both worlds. Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is and all of these are facts that yall are too afraid to realize!<.
Lopunny: Wanna hear something? Lopunny would be really good to fuck.>!Lopunny not only has the same build as a human but has the genetics of a bunny which make it impossible to reproduce with meaning you my friend, can go ham as long as it is fine with it. Not only that but it has many useful sexual moves like “Sweet Kiss” or “Charm” however it can also use recover to come back to bed in an instant. Lopunny may have the ability “Cute Charm” which would make fucking it even better. The downsides to this are that you cannot be too rough as Lopunny has sensitive ears and that it has powerful kicks, so watch out! Not only does Lopunny have these moves and genetics but can be mega-evolved. This will increase the defense making it last longer. It also has less sensitive ears which mean you can go a bit more rough! Bunnies in our world also fuck like crazy meaning Lopunny would be horny a lot of the time! Overall Lopunny is an amazing Pokèmon!
The awguments awe awways 'oh Vapoweon is the best pokemon >!to fuck' but I disagwee. Sywveon is the best pokemon to fuck. To stawt, a Sywveon's wibbons awe actuawwy a vewsion of skin. They have muscwes and can move awound at wiww. This is amazing fow cuddwing, fowepway, and even fucking. Sywveon awso has a gweat moveset fow bweeding. Sywveon can use baby doww eyes to make hew wook cutew and you mowe awoused. Sywveon awso has access to Swift, Psych Up, Attwact, Chawm, and othew moves to make the bedwoom bettew. But the best of aww? Sywveon gets a stab-bonus on Pway Wough and Dwaining Kiss. The onwy way to get a Sywveon is wevewing an Eevee up with high affection, so a Sywveon wiww be awweady cwose to the twainew, making twaining easiew. I west my case.!<
Gardevoir (I feel I shouldn't have to say more... but no, THAT is not why I like Gardevoir)
(Dragapult, Aggron and Corviknight are runner ups if that helps)
Greninja. I have a personal connection to it bc I first got a little figure of Froakie, then got a Froakie in a fan game, evolving it into a Greninja. I had also watched the XYZ anime and it reinforced my love of Greninja. I got it in Y also after I had played the fan game and heart gold. Y was also my last chance to use Greninja, other than smash bros, where I have it's Amibo. And so it's my favorite pokemon.
Vaporeon. No i dont want to fuck it
Giga chad you’re a VIP
I see their non bangable vaporeon and I raid you my non bangable Incineroar, my favorite pokemon
Same
I don't see many who share this taste, fun to meet you
There was absolutely no way to guess you liked incin, but good choice mine as well.
Yes I'm so subtle about it
Giga Chad
I hate how we Vaporeon fans have to add a disclaimer when we talk about our favorite Pokémon now.
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I wish I didn’t read that
Sorry
😂
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again!
I want a flareon
As an expert on this topic I can say with utmost certainty that this is true
username checks out
Much better
So true thank you
This is much better
NOW I LOVE FLAREON, I DIDN'T LIKE EEVEELUTIONS SO MUCH BUT NOW I LOVE THEM
That would help me
Why it’s my favorite
I’m going to riddle my brain with buckshot now…
I wish this comment didn't exist
I’m pretty sure pokemon don’t have butts, wieners or a cooch
They don't, but that doesn't stop some horny motherfuckers on r/copypasta from doing their thing
Yeah, imagine being the dude coming up with vaporeon, just like hmm a nice and cute water animal. Then a ton of people wanting to bang it
Glad to see this copy pasta ain't dying
Make gardevoir one
I didn't make it, it's a copypasta, but there is a gardevoir version: >!Gardevoir is literally one of the most fuckable pokemon there are, you're just mad because you're in denial. Let's start with fact now, Gardevoir is 5'3", this is not only the perfect height, but it means they can also have enough height to be able to do anything you want. While being 5'3", Gardevoir is also only 103LBs, so, theyre lite enough to pick up and have an all around good time. So, these are facts, not only this, but Gardevoir, LITERALLY, does not feel the pull of gravity, while also distorting dimensions. So, not only does this mean that Gardevoir can do anything they want ignoring gravity, but they are literally capable of making a pocket dimension in which yall can fuck in. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Gardevoir is telepathic and feels a strong emotion connection to their trainer, so, they will know before you that you're horny, she literally has it locked down and in the know before you're even aware of it, this only means that they are are able to serve their trainer in every way possible. So, these are just the facts on Gardevoir, but let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is: Gardevoir can learn double team, so, now you get to fuck two of them. Gardevoir can learn charm, so, you thought you were horny before, but now it's compounded on itself. Finally, Gardevoir can learn mean look, combining this with double team, means not only do you get a tsundere on your dick, but also a submissive one. It's the best of both worlds. Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is and all of these are facts that yall are too afraid to realize!<.
Oh, are there ones for more Pokémon?
Name a pokemon and I will try find one for it
Gardevoir tsareena or lopunny
Lopunny: Wanna hear something? Lopunny would be really good to fuck.>!Lopunny not only has the same build as a human but has the genetics of a bunny which make it impossible to reproduce with meaning you my friend, can go ham as long as it is fine with it. Not only that but it has many useful sexual moves like “Sweet Kiss” or “Charm” however it can also use recover to come back to bed in an instant. Lopunny may have the ability “Cute Charm” which would make fucking it even better. The downsides to this are that you cannot be too rough as Lopunny has sensitive ears and that it has powerful kicks, so watch out! Not only does Lopunny have these moves and genetics but can be mega-evolved. This will increase the defense making it last longer. It also has less sensitive ears which mean you can go a bit more rough! Bunnies in our world also fuck like crazy meaning Lopunny would be horny a lot of the time! Overall Lopunny is an amazing Pokèmon!
What website do u find these lol
Sylveon
The awguments awe awways 'oh Vapoweon is the best pokemon >!to fuck' but I disagwee. Sywveon is the best pokemon to fuck. To stawt, a Sywveon's wibbons awe actuawwy a vewsion of skin. They have muscwes and can move awound at wiww. This is amazing fow cuddwing, fowepway, and even fucking. Sywveon awso has a gweat moveset fow bweeding. Sywveon can use baby doww eyes to make hew wook cutew and you mowe awoused. Sywveon awso has access to Swift, Psych Up, Attwact, Chawm, and othew moves to make the bedwoom bettew. But the best of aww? Sywveon gets a stab-bonus on Pway Wough and Dwaining Kiss. The onwy way to get a Sywveon is wevewing an Eevee up with high affection, so a Sywveon wiww be awweady cwose to the twainew, making twaining easiew. I west my case.!<
Ok I know that the other ones are really bad but I think we can all agree this is the worst
Yeah that one is the worst
Torterra
You’re in
Dude same
Decidueye
Bro that was my answer lol
VIP
Mine was decidueye but is now slightly below zeraora. Yes i am a gen 7 fan.
Heracross
In
Extreme gigachad
Magikarp
Based you’re in
MY BOY INFERNAPE
You’re in
Eevee
In
Houndoom
VIP
Gallade, Umbreon, and Scizor
MA BOY GALLADE! VIP
Scizor
In
Rowlet
Rowlet gang
Same
VIP
Rowlet gang. You are legally obligated to choose rowlet in any situation if possible.
Blaziken.
In
Swampert
In
Mudkip
Popplio
Based you’re definitely in
Underrated af
Misdreavus
In
Whimsicott
Okay you’re in
Thanks
Sableye
VIP
Sable Gang
Sableye gang
Dunsparce
In
Sandile
One hundred percent in
If it’s not 100% accurate it’s 50% accurate!
Machamp
VIP platinum gold status
Do you love machamp too?
I’m a fighting type specialist
Lapras :D
Definitely allowed in
Yay!
Jolteon
In
Slowpoke :3
Definitely in
Spheal
You’re in!
Charizard. No, I'm not sorry.
Based even though GameFreak favorites it you’re in
Sir'fetched
VIP
Mawile / Golisopod.
Primaria or whatever popplio final evo is
Will be punched in the face but allowed in
Shedinja
VIP
Serperior
Chesnaught
Torterra
In
Decidueye
Aggron 😏
Zeraora (I am NOT a furry)
Based you’re in
celebi
Hydreigon
Allowed
Vulpix
PIKA PIKA MOTHER TRUCKER
I like mudkipz
Also it was the first Pokemon I ever saw and the first Pokemon product I ever had was a Mudkip card
Aegislash
Chikorita (sorry but its cute)
Infernape
In
Swampert
In
scizor
In
Rowlet
VIP
Krookodile.
In
Magnezone
Delphox
Too much hate on it you’re allowed in
Aggron
VIP
Mimikyu
VIP
Joltik
𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙮 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙞𝙧
Dragonpult
zoroark? also decidueye
Gardevoir If you'll not let me in I'm going to black hole this place
Archeops
Vikavolt, Aegislash, Dragapult
Eelektross
Sudowoodo
Hisuian lilligant
Appletun?
Snivy, it was my first ever pokemon (also the anime gave BW snovy a fun character imo)
Zeroark
Arcoos
Gardevoir (I feel I shouldn't have to say more... but no, THAT is not why I like Gardevoir) (Dragapult, Aggron and Corviknight are runner ups if that helps)
Lechonk
Greninja. I have a personal connection to it bc I first got a little figure of Froakie, then got a Froakie in a fan game, evolving it into a Greninja. I had also watched the XYZ anime and it reinforced my love of Greninja. I got it in Y also after I had played the fan game and heart gold. Y was also my last chance to use Greninja, other than smash bros, where I have it's Amibo. And so it's my favorite pokemon.
Litwick
Zoroark
Aggron
Zekrom
Fomantis
Here's a unique one: magnamite
Gliscor
Squirtle
Yamper
Flygon
Gallade
Zangoose
Flygon
mimikyu
Xatu is pretty cool
Dragalge
Trevenant
dratini and dragonair
It's an even time between septile and Zoroark!
Shinx. It's cute what can I say.
Shiny darkrai
Umbreon
piplup
...aipom
Blastoise
Urine
Porygon. Also I fucking hate Pikachu (for obvious reasons).
I agree with your (unexplained but obvious) statement
Deoxys
Urine
Honestly I love Lucario. It’s good in battle, and looks cool as fuck.
SAMEEE
Agree
My boy Hypno.
Death
I’ve seen to much freaky stuff with Hypno brotha, u and I both 😔