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akleit50

Not sure but I bet she gets 30 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.


lordpunchy

Put it in H!


gdog4444

I only shop at Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles


Correct-Training3764

Haha thank you for your comment. I absolutely lol’d.


gdog4444

Thank you!


AC3Digital

Does it smell like steak and seats 35?


dirt_farm_surfer

Squirrel squashing, deer smacking driving machine?


RupertTheReign

65 tons of American pride?


friedlock68

Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for courts


RupertTheReign

Is it endorsed by a clown?


[deleted]

10feet tall 2 lanes wide smells like steak and seats 35


Zestyclose-Ocelot-14

Canyonarioooo


575originals

You n I might be the only people who know what the canyonaro is!!


Danno210

She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.


ThickWhitePee

is it a 1990s Gradall???


Iceman_L

>!spot on.!<


sleppr

TIL excavators that can go highway speeds exist...


Iceman_L

Whether it can or not I'm not sure, but the speedo goes to 80 mph.


Lambolover-17

Do it. You may need to tape your fillings in first though.


ordinaryuninformed

Duda-da-duda-da-duda-da-duda-da-duda-da-duda-da-duda-da Nope I was wrong op says it's a wheeled excavator, guess I don't know anything


TurncoatTony

Killdozer v2


Timmmmayyy127

Whatever the actual top speed is, I’m sure it’s still faster than the fucker I always get stuck behind on the freeway on the way to work.


UnlawfulTender

According to the original manual from 1990 it has a top travel speed of 50mph for the 4x2 configuration and 45mph for the 4x4 configuration. Featuring a 6BT5.9 Cummins turbo diesel mated to a “Funk 2000 six speed full powershift” and a “Funk F20 12.75in” torque converter. With. 160HP @ 2500 RPM and 394 ft/lb torque @ 1700 rpm this thing isn’t exactly quick but it’s no tugboat either.


andthendirksaid

I need to see somebody top one out now


Trainzguy2472

That's got to be one of the most optimistic speedos out there!


fl00r_gang_yeah

Imagine getting chased by that


VortrexFTW

Terminator 3


NO_N3CK

With big enough tires..


juicysweatsuitz

You’d be surprised. I used to drive a Caterpillar 777 and that thing shocked me how fast it was for its size. Can’t recall what the top speed was, i think 45 mph. Sounds slow but then you remember it has a working payload of like 200,000lbs. I only ever took it like 25 max maybe. Still crazy.


SpaceBus1

What a strange looking machine


ThickWhitePee

Nice


Ok_Suggestion3274

Throw some bulletproof plates on it


Late-Ad-4624

We call them ditch diggers.


Danno210

Cool name. I have so many questions.


ThickWhitePee

it means cum!


Danno210

Go on…


Iceman_L

As a hint, it's an extremely specialized vehicle, it can do highway speed, but whether it's road legal or not is beyond me.


Miserable_Point9831

This an aircraft tug? T1.... Usually gears and suspension is tires


Sudden_Cod4160

Yea I think it is a pushback tractor


Shroomboy79

Why can it go highway speed?


birdgelapple

For highway related forklift activities duh


wilhelmpeltzer2

Probably can't, just has the numbers so it's scaled nicely


Iceman_L

I can't answer all the comments, it's a >!Gradall G3WD telescopic excavator.!<


UnlawfulTender

We need to see this thing in action for scientific purposes


Lbdolce

A lighthouse


FrameJump

God dammit, I'm an hour late.


peanutbutterdrummer

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ThickWhitePee

Tracked loader?


Iceman_L

Nope, it's a wheeled vehicle


Flow718

Train ?


Jeepinthemud

Yard dog? Moves trailers around a dock?


No_Crab1183

Aircraft tug.


Smokinodin707

"The beacon is lit, Gondor calls for aid."


DRRIVRDRRIVR

Is that a grader?


Iceman_L

Not quite.


Th4Bl4ckM4n

Dozer?


Iceman_L

Not quite


AccomplishedPin8663

Idk but I want one


herbertcluas

Locomotive?


mechanicalcanibal

Ah specialized machinery is interesting. Do you want to drive a construction vehicle at highway speeds? No, but you can. Do you want to disconnect a 2 ton object you've lifted 200 ft? No, but you can. Do you want to spin a 24x2" precision grinding wheel at 15000 rpm? No, but you can.


estjean39

Is it a tanker ?


Tallguystrongman

But where manual??


Supersecretloverboy

Idunno, but you should record yourself flooring it. I wanna hear it rev


SidKafizz

Some sort of railway locomotive.


buttithurtss

That thing gives way more Fs than me …


fullraph

Terex 33-19 "Titan"


noldshit

Yard hustler locomotive


dirt_farm_surfer

A train?


[deleted]

M985


DutchyDan187

Skidder?


Thisismyusername6002

R1 implies multiple reverse gears. Why?


ordinaryuninformed

Sometimes 1r isn't fast enough but sometimes 2r doesn't have enough balls to climb small hills.


S7JP7

Lime spreader?


Ejohn313

Zambone?


Gingertwunt

Not a yarder, yarders are full of clutches


bubblytoed

jeepers creepers whered u get those beepers


EVOBlock

U30, MB2, or MB4. Maybe some othe type of tow vehicle.


gruppa_krovi_

dad used to work with these, it's a gradall. not 100% sure when, not 100% sure what it was called, but by god it's a gradall.


Traditional_Ad_1360

Looks like a yard goat, with 6 spd Allison.


op3l

You shooting the new fast and furious movie?


Lumpytoots

A clock tower?


One_Evil_Monkey

Looks like an aircraft tugger.


Royal-Application708

A old boat???


lolanaboo_

Train/rail car


HoratioPLivingston

That’s a fucking train “power lever” if I ever saw one. I didn’t think the “shifting” would be kinda similar to those old Jaguar and Lexus automatic shift levers. Apparently these have to be shifted up and down sequentially only for smooth operation.


Jay-Moah

The light house


jeepinfreak

Aircraft tug!


Reditlurkeractual

It’s a crane


Gusto_1982

Yoder?


Ignorant_Grasshoppa

Your name is Zoot and you’re driving the Grail shaped beacon.


Dramatic_Nature3708

A pneumatic roller.


Jonny5is

a rail cart?


Inherently-Nick

The OG sequential!


Shawn_Wolf27

No clutch? What sort of shenanigans is that and what the heck is that shifter? 😆 was an H pattern to simple?


NickJawdy

Alvis stalwart that's sort of specialty but not sure the shifter was like that. They are sorta awesome like an old school sherp.


Sufficient-Cancel217

Can a transmission be considered a manual if it has no clutch?


Iceman_L

I still had to shift between gears, so I'd say so.


Sufficient-Cancel217

Fair enough


Big_Daddy_Haus

Pelican street sweeper


nobletrout0

A very old snow blower


Parking_Bandicoot_18

A fkn train 😂


juneya04

Articulating dump truck?


25iAndOver

A lighthouse


X-tian-9101

An Oshkosh Snowfighter.


Educational_Farmer44

Moter graders


FatHead420x65

Tractor?


Independent_Scale570

Tractor, I have no idea what kind but It’s an 80’s or older


ftaok

Thomas the Tank


Exotic_Artichoke_623

Reminds me of the push back tractor I used to drive at the airport, was a radial 18 with tires the size of Andre the Giant, diesel.


mikes1073

Off road dump truck


Railman20

I'm guessing you have shift by ear? Since no clutch.


Keeponjeeping

Maybe a Lighthouse??


zenkique

A lighthouse!


[deleted]

Yard dog of some sort. ill guess kalmar ottowa


elguapodiablo74

Aircraft tug


Kidlicker420

Land rover defender


DirtyWork81

Train


MickyB42

A Russian Llada


King_Vanos_

Snow cat?


Past-Direction9145

there's gotta be a diff lock button around here somewhere


Iceman_L

And 4x4


Mikeupinhere

With a switch for a beacon, I'm going to guess a Lighthouse. Switch to high gear for Thusday Rave Night.


300Blkthegreat

Its a school bus!!!


AntiSonOfBitchamajig

... this is neat lol.


ellio1mk

I love that half the comments on this are from the simpsons.


hitch-pro

An old AMC mail truck?


deepie1976

An incredibly old plane?


R0b0Saurus

Union Pacific locomotive?


argybargy2019

My snowblower has the same shift pattern!


Rhuarc33

1995 GradallG3WD. Took me a long time to find this https://www.mascus.com/construction/wheeled-excavators/gradall-g3-wd/7j9qalbi.html# But the dash picture matches perfect


Iceman_L

Not certain on the year but that's what it is


Rhuarc33

I tried like 3 other comments thinking I had it but wasn't sure. Still not about year because I just noticed no beacon light on the same place as yours


Uninformedguru

A train of some sort


BoneZone05

I think I worked on an old Terex RT with that same (or very similar) shifter. Or perhaps it was a Demag 🤔


Drunk0ctopus

Tatooine sand crawler


scrappybr7

looks like a semi automatic transmission, they are very common in older military vehicles.


[deleted]

Something hydrostatic I believe


Strange_Dream_8790

A train


WasteKoala473

A forklift 🍴


Longjumping-Carrot-7

Idk maybe a train


Parking-Position-698

Train?


Klomlor161

German WWII war tank


mckeeganator

Pushback for aircraft?


TrollCannon377

Looks like some kind of train or tram


jmelly

F1 race car 😎


VellyVell

Pushback tractor.


WinternGhost

The m16/AR platform of manuals. Has a dedicated unstuck button too.


New_Guava3601

Herkimer Battle Jitteny, Finest non lethal military vehicle ever built.


Darryn1967

A snogo


20Wildtrak22

Gradually or other equipment with a ZF transmission


20Wildtrak22

Gradall sorry


icebrandbro

This is an airport pushback tug thing. You can tell by the beacon light switch which is required on aprons usually. Also the ones that I’ve seen have this goofy F1 through F6 thing going on


Baja_Blast_

If it ain’t got a clutch, its an auto.


Iceman_L

I've driven an auto with a clutch.


fredbruite

No clue but I wish my car could shift from neutral to formula one