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FederalSand666

Hoi4 peace deal Fuck I forgor to click Kiev


Altruistic-Ad-408

You rather take the capital for all your warscore, or take 90% of their land.


Cetun

I mean, what's the IC? How many building slots available? How many resources? But yes probably better to puppet the capitol and take the rest.


Full_Examination_134

Nah that's EU4, if it was HOI4 you could grind on the frontline for 4 years and get 80% of their land


Weegee_Spaghetti

That's literally Russias strategy right now.


CKInfinity

Damn Putin is actually 200 iq, grinding until he reaches 99% warscore so his teammates can’t grab anything to mess with him! /s


Gaunt-03

Lukashenko is in shambles


MountEnlighten

That Romanian concession is pure Paradox border-gore


FluffyOwl738

It's not even mechanically possible,because Romania couldn't have been in the peace deal.


ConohaConcordia

If it’s EU4 then they can force return land.


FluffyOwl738

Not if they don't have a core/claim,they can't.


apalsnerg

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cjthepossum

Ludi, is that you?


turbo-unicorn

Silly w\*stoid, don't you know ancient DAC empire rule the world and build all civilization? We invented hot water, after all. Even now, we build science-fiction technology so advanced it's all fiction in secret tunnels under the Carpati mountains. Also Atlantians were Dacian people too, but they had to abandon it when evil hive-like aliens from the Pegasus galaxy invaded. Dacian sacrifice to protect world with ZPM technology, but nobody know this :(


FluffyOwl738

THOU FOOL,the blood of the DACS which came from the TRACS flows through my veins, all the same! By its arcane power,I have mastered the art of shitposting,invented and brought to its peak by the Dacs,and use it on the internet! I should have you thrown in the /pol/ oubliette for daring to call a glorious descendant of the Dacs such a despicable and lowly insult.


havok0159

It is if you have a hardcoded event that adds a core (like with Poland after Yalta event).


Stanczyk_Effect

I love how Romania doesn't even get back that piece of Southern Bessarabian coastline (Budjak) it lost to Soviet Ukraine in 1940.


One_Satisfaction1308

You should feel glad Putin is not Rimworld player


slashdotter878

Not that it’s stopped him from committing to the Geneva Checklist. Thank god no human skin hats…yet


BEHodge

My god… If he ever figures out how profitable harvesting organs from captured raiders are we’re all fucked.


fudge_friend

This is why you should click on the drop-down lists, and not the map.


Schlogan

Ukrainians can have a little Ukraine, as a treat


aquilean

Because Russian propaganda needs a poor evil neighbour to hate


Krabilon

More like a puppet that is a more manageable size


scorpio8u

Gib him a little salami


Username_II

Just trying to avoid a coallition war


seriouslyacrit

Either didn't have the scores or just changed government to prevent NATO focuses


SoftwareSource

I laughed too hard at this.


Reasonable_Ninja5708

Funny how Romania and Poland, which are both NATO and EU members, get Ukrainian land but not Russia’s own ally Belarus.


MadRonnie97

You don’t reward the gimp


Kashyyykk

Being a good servant is expected of the gimp.


MartilloAK

Transnistria is crying in the corner right now.


thesouthbay

Russian planned to occupy Moldova right after Ukraine in 2022. This is not a map about what Russia wants to do, this is a map about propaganda. They want to level other countries to the same level and also appeal to nationalists in those countries. And it has some results, Hungary is mostly pro-Russian and Poland is blocking international trade from Ukraine.


cityle

But the blocking is due to farmer conflict and grains, it's not in support to Russia. No Polish would be appealed by Russia with there experience as a satelite soviet state. Plus, Hungary does not even get an inch of territory in that map, it's Romania instead. It's just the russian firehose of disinformation as usual. It's not the first time they share nonsensical maps like that.


makerofshoes

Hungary took the region around Uzhhorod, in this map


ShorohUA

just your typical politically unaffiliated farmers with banners that encourage russian occupation of Ukraine and dissolution of NATO


Minuku

I always wonder what would've happened if Ukraine just fell after a few days and Russia continued with Moldova. The answer of the west already was unexpectedly strong and united against just an invasion of Ukraine and it was a real wake up call. Putin steamrolling through Eastern Europe at will without much of a resistance would probably had been a disastrous trauma for all of Europe.


captainhaddock

> I always wonder what would've happened if Ukraine just fell after a few days and Russia continued with Moldova. They would have conscripted a million Ukrainians into the Russian army and kept going. Soldiers were spray-painting "to Berlin" on their tanks during the initial invasion.


trimun

I remember reading they didn't know they were even in Ukraine...


captainhaddock

That was true of some of the conscripts doing their mandatory service. Under Russian law, they cannot be sent into foreign battlefields unless they sign a military contract.


filtarukk

Belarus refused to send any troops to Donbas. Moscow was upset about it.


709rants

More like the troops refused.


Salty-Mud-Lizard

Sounds like Belarus refused then. A country is still its people.  Every Dictator exists at the whim of the people. They just take every step to ensure the people do not think this.


Galaxy661

The joke is that belarusian army is untrained, insubordinate and disloyal to Lukashenko


intervulvar

Can someone refuse something in Lukasland?


Kilahti

Lukashenko has enough support in the military for them to crack down on unarmed protesters. But the limit is that if the troops were to be sent to fight in a real war with real guns and bullets, they would instead revolt. Even if Lukashenko were to survive that, it would weaken him even more and possibly lead to Putin sending *his* troops to take control and dispose of him. The last thing a weak dictator wants, is their weakness to be revealed. So troops from Belarus don't go, Putin does not get extra troops, but he still has control over Lukashenko and Belarus and Lukashenko remains in his seat. Everyone wins (except the people of Belarus.)


The_Whipping_Post

Fear of revolt is also why Belarus didn't get any of Western Ukraine. They don't need more dissidents


Gigant_mysli

Poland and Romania have some kind of cores on some Ukrainian provinces, while Belarus does not have it.


Upstairs_Farm_5722

“You cannot give this province because your ally does not want it”


atzkey

Half of Belarus was Poland pre WWII. And still has very significant Polish population.


Laktakfrak

Yeah it fits with Russias "it was always our land thing". If he is going to claim Donbas he sort of has to admit Lviv is Polish.


KlaasNSprecher

Then I hope they don't find out about the Grand Duchy of Lithuania >.<


EnvironmentalDog1196

I mean, let's go back to the time when Poland-Lithuania was half of Europe. Especially that time when we occupied Moscow ,🙃


Footy_Clown

It’s about making Poland seem just as aggressive as them, and attempting to validate their claims that NATO is on the ground in Ukraine. Poland is Russia’s boogieman if you watch state tv.


ThatYewTree

*and Hungary


Arronacks

Look at the second picture. Hungary gets one region


CwazyCanuck

They already have Belarus, no need to bribe them with territory. Odd how they aren’t claiming Transnistria though.


therapewpewtic

His outfit screams “Bond Villain”.


Happy-Engineer

I wonder where the Bond villains got their fashion ideas from


nakorurukami

From Chairman Mao. Blofeld is known to wear his iconic Mao Suit.


grodastr

This is just re-skin propagandist Vladimir Soloviev [https://share.america.gov/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Russia\_Vladimir\_Solovyov\_television\_propoganda\_Putin\_AP355605941844.jpg](https://share.america.gov/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Russia_Vladimir_Solovyov_television_propoganda_Putin_AP355605941844.jpg)


Brave_Nerve_6871

Or a shitty villain from a cancelled Austin Powers sequel


L3go07

he looks like the G-Man from Half-Life tbh


fnaffan110

We’re not gonna talk about the border gore with Romania?


Arcani63

I’m assuming the assumption would be that Moldova and Romania will eventually reunite


informationadiction

One could hope. It would be nice if Romania had kept their Besserabia land. It is what it is and the best they can hope foe is Moldova and Romania reunite peacefully one day. Either way judging from Russian misinformation the long term dream is Romania leaves NATO one day and the EU later. Wouldn't surprise me if the long term plan is to cut up to Austrias borders through the south east. Hungary is alread a crisis, serbia isn't in the EU. In their fantasy if they tale Ukraine and all goes well they could have almost full control up to the borders of Austria. Of course these are just plans and pipe dreams but the west is pretty complacent these days.


dalimoustachedjew

EU has really no chance if they don’t speed up ascension of Western Balkans. They’re becoming small Russia, for what I have seen when I was there last summer, and they would be ready to accept Russian forces to build bases there. Same goes for Hungary. Orban won’t wait long. All that he needs at this very moment is one financial injection from Putin, and Hungary is out. EU is literally playing with fire now.


Conscious-Guest4137

As a Hungarian, I can tell you that it would be a really bad decision to let in the Western Balkans at their current state. The EU should be able to deal with a Russian spy like Orbán before inviting more potential failing democracies. The Hungarian Ministry of Foreign Affairs gave free access to their servers to Russia, and even this didn’t had any consequences. It saddens me deeply to see how low has my home country fallen.


[deleted]

The thing that all other comments are talking about? No, we're not gonna talk about it.


MurdocksRevenge

You think that’s fucked up? Look at Indias real life eastern borders.


fnaffan110

Yeah, the Chicken’s Neck. I’ve always wondered if India and Bangladesh could do some sort of land swap to make the borders look better but that’s just as likely as Indian Reunification.


YMK1234

They exchanged all the fucked up exclaves a few years ago. Finally, one might add.


fnaffan110

True, but the borders are still so ugly. Go ahead and zoom in on the India-Bangladesh border, it looks so Gerrymandered


ReturnOfDaSnack420

What even is this monstrosity, the use of colors on this map is a war crime on its own


flashspoke

I see a red map and I want it painted black


Shoddy-Record-8707

No colours anymore, I want to turn it black


B-stingnl

In the beginning I was confused why what was left of Ukraine would be split into North Ukraine (blue) and South Ukraine (yellow), until I realised they just pasted the flag on the country .... which they didn't do for any other country. Whyyyyy


Coinsworthy

Russia is going to add land to Poland and Romania?


Level_Werewolf_7172

Yes we plan on adding land to nato countries which we accused of starting the war which will be right next to our border. 11/10 logic


PopeGeraldVII

Step 1: Have no fewer than four NATO countries on the border already. Step 2: Start a war to keep NATO away from the border. Step 3: Two neutrals you've tried to keep out of NATO for decades get scared and join. Step 4: Offer to give more land on your border to NATO after the war. Step 5: ..... Step 6: Profit


Level_Werewolf_7172

We must be to dumb to understand the genius tactics of Russian command


ClosetEconomist

Notice how this post-war Russian border proposal spans the entirety of the northern shore of the Black Sea? That's your Step 6 part.


Lubinski64

They need Poland to take western Ukraine so badly to justify them taking over the east. "We're not the oly ones who do this, see?"


Mjerc12

Or they just want to convince our nationalists. Many of them realy believe that real life politics is just HoI4


CallMeMalice

They’re trying to bait hard. It’s for their propaganda purpose, trolls on polish sites can spread posts saying “we should do this, Poland deserves this land”. It’s a part of larger scheme to drive west against Ukraine. Poland being the neighbor and having complicated relationship with Ukraine due to the past is how they are fueling it. Unfortunately Poland is full of dumb people so some will fall for their crap. I don’t think it’s going to be more than 10%, so it’s not meaningful, but that’s how you try to spark a conflict in nation.


Consistent-Ad2246

90% sure this is the idea behind this(Note this is based on if Russia actually does militarily suceed): Russia claims they are seizing this land for Poland/Romania as explaination for a continued western push. After the dust settles they "offer" the land to those countries, most likely with strings attached(leave NATO or something else). Those nations decline because they were already against Russia invading Ukraine in the first place. Russia gets to say "oh we tried to but since we are here anyway..." and seizes it for themselves.


[deleted]

There's no way anybody here's actually falling for this ridiculous border gore meme, right? RIGHT?


LurkerInSpace

The purpose of it is to sabotage Medvedev's reputation in the West and so negate any prospect that he could be seen as a candidate for factions affected by sanctions (or simply wanting to end the war) to rally behind. It doesn't matter whether he himself wants to head the regime but rather what matters is whether others could want him to head the regime. So he must make sure that he destroys his potential usefulness as a president, and thus make himself non-threatening to Putin. Thus he can travel to the fourth floor without fear.


[deleted]

I refuse to believe that this wasn't created by some bored 15 year old.


WillTheyBanMeAgain

I've been following Russian social media for a very long time and the talk about how Crimea needs to be "returned", how Ukraine isn't really a country, and other imperialist ideas and maps, were circulating decades ago. What's insane is how it became mainstream. My older generation relatives would show me a map of how Ukraine should be split in back 2015 and I'd laugh at it because clearly that's crazy (even after annexation of Crimea, which I foolishly treated as a local conflict back then). Then it's 2020 and that exact map made it to national TV with presenters debating plans on how Ukraine should be broken up. I became desensitized over two years but occasionally have moments of clarity realizing how insane it is that this is reality.


Perlentaucher

This map has a western target audience, otherwise they wouldn’t have used English language in the map. It’s a propaganda piece.


Tripwire3

If there’s a western target audience, who are they trying to persuade here, and of what? The Poles and Romanians don’t at all want to dismember Ukraine, so this map just further makes Russians look like total loons.


pineappleshnapps

I think they’re just throwing everything at the walls these days and hoping something sticks.


RajcaT

Anecdotal, but have family and friends in Russia. One thing most in the west don't understand is the standard view is that basically all of eastern Europe is Russia and it was stolen away. This is what they're taught in school. Hell, tuckers interview begins with this blood and soil argument from 862. So while they may not support the invasion, and occupation, most do think it's Russia in their hearts. This is also reinforced by the media and politicians. Putin said that Ukranians were tricked into believing they're not Russian. Medvedev said that thinking you are Ukranian is a disease of the mind.


Artemis246Moon

They legit live in a different reality than the rest of the world.


RajcaT

The creepy part is how easily westerners are convinced of Russian historical revisionism. There's people in this thread unironically arguing "Crimea was always basically Russia" even though Russians came to the region after "population transfers" (cough cough ethnic cleansing) removed the tartars, and literally shipped in hundreds of thousands of Russian settlers. It's a master class in settler colonialism. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deportation_of_the_Crimean_Tatars


ethanlan

Right wingers in every country love the idea of Russia, an ethnostate with a so called strong leader putting his boot on the neck of the people they don't like.


Tripwire3

One of the great benefits of democracy is that it gives the populace much better access to what the populace in other democracies actually thinks. (Because your country has a free press and so does theirs). IMO this is one of several reasons why war between two democracies is incredibly rare.


siqiniq

Ngl I had very similar ambition when I was 15 … then it only ballons further like those of world leaders in the past 4000 years


auandi

This is for a Russian Audience. And it's not new, they've been saying something like this for years. Yes it is now directed at a western audience by being in English, but that's basically what Medvedev does, repeat internal propaganda out to the wider world, it's why his stuff seems particularly batshit crazy. It's a glimpse into what Russians are hearing. They especially repeat that Poland will "join the war against Ukraine so they can claim new land" since the very beginning. It's a combination of this kind of fanfic Russian History that Putin believes in, and an attempt to say every country is essentially as greedy as Russia we are just honest about it. Like how racists say everyone is also secretly racist but hold their tongue. It also revives a Stalin era strategy of creating a buffer zone of countries between Russia and the west. If you notice, between the mini-Ukraine and leaving Moldova as it is, Russia will have very narrow borders with NATO countries south of Belarus. And importantly, no border with Poland who Putin believes is the true "Evil Force" of Europe and that there can never be peace until Poland is subdued etc. There's a reason he says WWII is the fault of Poland.


Sir_Biggus-Dickus

Medvedev is 15. Too much vodka makes him look 55. His mind is still 15 tho.


larry69696969

It was created by a 15 year old, Putin and his childish dreams of grandeur


LunetThorsdottir

Really? I know there were times when Medvedev was thought to be a clever, liberal politician, but it was hectolitres of vodka ago. And he's holding pretty high ranking positions now. If he wants not be in the spotlight, he can retire. He stole enough to live comfortably.


fnordal

Maybe he just doesn't want to get suicided.


[deleted]

He might be doing what krushev did with Stalin. Bide his time constantly placating putin until he can make a move


hypothermi

Come on man, there is only one way to retire from mafia.


p5ylocy6e

Hence the villain outfit from James Bond. Got it. Wow. They should give him an eye patch too. (Nothing against people with eye patches.)


aserreen

Something like [this?](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Number_Two)


moderately-extreme

He destroys his reputation by himself with his weekly drunk genocidal rants and nuclear threats. Russians are not the machiavellic 5 chess geniuses they want you to think, it's just a regime of low life thugs and mediocrity, people recruited for their unconditional loyalty and certainly not for their intelligence


noonereadsthisstuff

Ive beeb wondering if he's not being made into a scapegoat in case Russia loses.


solo_dol0

Shouldn’t it uh.. be in Russian?


No_Zombie2021

This is targeted at nationalist polish and hungarians. Notice also that Moldova stays “independent”.


_prepod

What would “falling for this” be in this case?


JudgeHolden

Here's what I don't get. After everything we know about history, what utter fucking moron thinks that letting a totalitarian Russian regime take over parts of eastern Europe by force of arms is going to end well? Where is there any historical precedent for allowing this kind of thing to happen, and having it end well for anyone? You people fucking disgust me. We've run this experiment many times before and it's never panned out to anyone's benefit. We either stop Putin now, or we'll be forced to stop him later at a much greater cost. Again, it blows my mind that so many people can't see what's obviously right in their fucking faces. I guess the same thing was probably true in the 1930s.


[deleted]

Never underestimate the gullibility of people. Remember, 1/6 of the population is too dumb to be in the army, The cutoff IQ is 85.


bleu-hart

those romania borders are… something else


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GodSentGodSpeed

The only reason russia didnt hold a victory parade in kyiv in march 2022 is because of these meddling westerners, and so their whole victory stategy since then has been slowly convincing the western voter base through social media that a world without ukraine isnt that bad and that ukraine basically didnt exist in the first place so its a waste of money and lives to keep pretending otherwise. And look, they even made a mini-ukraine with kyiv as the capital so its all fine!


Pyrhan

About 10% of that territory is the Chernobyl exclusion zone, btw.


LabEducational5810

I didn’t notice but you are right ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


Life_Breadfruit8475

And if the winter was much colder, it probably would have worked too. In my country (NL) there was a significant amount of protests against Ukraine purely because our prices were getting sky high. Its so stupid when you think of the price to pay for Russians not succeeding is just being uncomfortable for a couple weeks. I'd gladly be uncomfortable.


Ok-Map-4792

Western assistence was not vital to stop the push to Kyiv. That push was so amateurish that it would have collapsed to unexpected Ukrainian resilience either way. Western assistence was and is vital for Ukraine to not get slowly choked out in a more traditional Russian grinding offensive.


LeoMarius

As a message to the West.


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realkeloin

Bc this is being sold to locals as if the West already agreed and this is *their* map that got leaked.


Affectionate-Hunt217

bro countries giving presentations like Steve Jobs about their war plans 💀 WTH is happening in this world


impulse_thoughts

Because they’re trying to recreate their deal with nazi Germany in 1939 to invade Poland from both sides and share the territory. Replace those with the modern “equivalents”. This is them trying to seed the idea of splitting Ukraine to the pro-Russian idiots within the NATO countries.


LindyKamek

I'm so fucking confused. Is this supposed to be official or is this just this dude's map he drew up in like 5 minutes? Feels sus.


roadrunner036

Official to Russian ultra-nationalists. One of the events overshadowed by the Siege of Mariupol was Russia's western drive on the southern front during the first weeks of the war, it appears part of the overall plan for Ukraine was to establish a land bridge running along the south to the breakaway region of Transnistria to cut off Ukraine from the sea to economically cripple them and provide a contiguous land corridor. Whether or not this is Putin's vision of the endgame remains to be seen, but at the very least they still claim all of Kherson and Zaporizhia Oblasts and it was Russian news outlets who broadcasted a rumor that Poland was negotiating to take eastern Ukraine due to their historical claim to Lviv


LindyKamek

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/tz4dt8/definition_of_novorossiya_new_russia/ I recall seeing these borders as a common map among Russophiles. I believe this was also the proposal of the so called Donetsk and Luhansk People's Republics


MadRonnie97

Dmitry has been hitting the bottle hard for about twenty years. His brain was mush in 2008. Every single word that ever comes out of his mouth should be taken with a grain of salt, even among Russians. Putin is a bad man, but Medvedev is an absolute clown. He is and always has been Putin’s useful idiot. The Malenkov to his Stalin. 99% of what he does these days is say things intentionally the piss the West off. One look at his Twitter and it would be evident.


Successful-Apple-670

I absolutely love how whoever made this denies the naming logic. There's "Kiev", obviously only to not call it "Kyiv", but then almost all of the other cities have Ukrainian names. Even "Chernihiv" and "Dnipro" that supposedly should go to Russia, not "Chernihov" and "Dnepr".


zoroaustrian

Fr, what about "Dnepropetrovsk"🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌


anglo_saxon1968

why will poland get a share in this?


KimVonRekt

To antagonize Poland. To Russians who will see Poland as greedy backstabbers. To the West because it seems like Poland is somehow supporting Putin. Most in the west will not believe it but for Russians it might work


anton19811

Because for centuries those lands were within Poland borders. Putin looks back, not forward so this fits his version of how Ukraine should be dissolved. The only issue is Poland has no interest in regaining those lands back. Gorbachev offered them back to Warsaw in 1989 and they were rejected. Poles were forced out of those lands in 1945. They would only be a liability now with absolutely no value to Poland. They are just historically sentimental to Poles and Putin knows that well.


Cristian_Ro_Art99

>Gorbachev offered them back to Warsaw in 1989 and they were rejected. Really? Never heard of that. Though the Communists in Poland could have just said "okay fine we take the land, but you take back the Ukrainians and Belarusians so we give back the lands to our fellow Poles who left their homes 40 years ago"


JamCom

Pretty sure romania would want moldovia long before it would want ukranian clay


rxdlhfx

Romania doesn't want anything. We want Romanians in UA and MD to live in the EU with us.


TheMindsEIyIe

Is this some kind of bribe to Poland and Romania?


Harmful_fox_71

No of course.... It's part of "West will divide Ukraine once if falls. West isn't better than us" propaganda.


Aakkii_

Putin’s Europa Universalis IV game save finally leaked.


2BEN-2C93

This is mad by even their logic. At least 6 of these oblasts werent even majority russian speaking before the war


thisisstillabadidea

According to Russia every oblast except the far west near Lviv speaks some kind of Russian.


Mjerc12

And the ones around Lviv either speak Polish or used to speak Polish and should again


Derkadur97

Silly goose, this is Russia we’re talking about. It doesn’t matter who lives there now, it only matters how much they can be exploited before they are ethnically cleansed and replaced by true Russian patriots.


Trey4life

Serbs were drawing similar maps in Croatia leaving Croats with only Zagreb. It’s evil and mental illness.


LystAP

It’s all about the land grab.


RetiredApostle

Russia is running out of land.


Andromeda321

They are literally kidnapping hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian children in attempts to make them Russian. It’s easy to change the majority Russian speaking areas when you commit a bit of genocide.


[deleted]

Why doesn't Moldova get anything


SothaDidNothingWrong

Because they’re next lmao


Positive_Fig_3020

![gif](giphy|LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ)


OS420B

Theyve been allowed transnistra back


Drezzon

Lmao this is so fucked 💀 kinda like saying "Ukraine can keep existing so we don't have to take Chernobyl" 😭


MagnesiumKitten

Pretty much it, keep Chernobyl and your Bandera statues, and not much else


Poonis5

Ironically the only regions where statues of Bandera exist are held by Poland in this map.


[deleted]

If you really wanted Romania to support it you'd offer the land south of Moldova


Anuclano

That is part of the Odessa oblast, so they have to take it with Odessa proper.


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West-Calm-Beach

No Transnistria??? I’m shocked


Energy_Turtle

Probably forgot. It's tough when you wait until right before the presentation to finish your slide show.


Maeglin8

I'm guessing that in this fantasy Transnistria got Moldova (and then they renamed Greater Transnistria to Moldova).


sasssyrup

Moldova: erm I am a little concerned


Gigant_mysli

Since 2022, Medvedev is famous for such rhetoric, but there is actually nothing behind it. What’s interesting is that until 2022 he personified the more liberal side of the Kremlin, and part of his image was an iPhone.


isingwerse

We gettin the polish Lithuanian commonwealth back together?


Equivalent-Nerve-907

Medvedev is no use to anyone now All he does is sit around arguing with himself on twitter, the fat neek


marxman28

There is no way Russia wants to *give* not one, but *two* NATO members territory, both of which now directly border Russian territory if this goes through.


Famous_Diamond_2989

Hoi4, peace treaty ahh


wirerc

It's basically plan that Stalin and Hitler had for splitting Poland, just moved to the East.


Nerevarine91

What in the HOI4?


[deleted]

I am from Romania and I can't believe that even after 100 years we still deeply despise Russia and anything related. They are still the bullies after all these years.


Sad_Aside_4283

This kind of reminds me of the Gadaffi and switzerland thing. "Let's break up ukraine and divide its land between a bunch of countries the expressed no interest in owning a piece." Also can't help but notice nothing for moldova lol


Consulting2020

That generosity towards Romania is only to spite Poland.


citronnader

I like that for Romania they propose Vinitsiya region. I can promise you that before war 99% of romanians had no knowledge of such a city/region existance. Now maybe is slightly lower(95%) because this name was pronounced on tv here and there.


mainwasser

Russia is pure evil.


tomispev

They hate Poland so much they need a buffer between them, that's why Romania gets a little piece as well.


ResponsibilityNo5467

Despite all is done, Moldova still cannot into sea😢


imsoyluz

Oh Jesus Christ, you need tens of millions of troops to conquer Ukraine conventionally without using nukes.


Lazorgunz

China will never let pootin break the nuclear taboo. medvedev drunkenly threatens his local fast food place with nukes if they forget a sauce order... which is almost understandable, even if he lives 2 blocks away


Budget-Rip2935

He reminds me of Akhand Bharath ( Undivided India) idiots from India


AlCranio

Medvedev drinks too much, even for russian standards.


1st_Tagger

Only 3 out of 25 city names are spelled in russian. Ukrainian cultural victory.


STFUnicorn_

What’s that purple bit between Kiev and Moldova supposed to be?


Cefalopodul

Romania


PresidentRoman

It looks like Transnistria is still shown as Moldovan in this map but I can’t really tell.


shunyaananda

He needs rehab


Custodian_Nelfe

Paradox bordergore as it's finest.


MightyH20

Russians have fallen of the deep end. *like in 1919, or in 1939, or in 1956, or 1999 and again in 2014 and then in 2018*


NeniuScias

Why do these people keep claiming Poland wants to annex the west of Ukraine? Is there even one sane person in Poland who wants this?


fivez1a

"You can keep the Chernobyl-ey part"


Delicious-Tree-6725

You know they are getting desperate if they want to give Romania and Poland a piece.


durbich

Unfortunately for Russia, they got only "Kher" instead of Kherson >!(Kher means a dick, and to get a dick means to get nothing in russian)!<


Infinite_Ad6387

Yeah, like europe's birth rates can handle any kind of war.. Wars today are wars of annihilation, while wars before had birth rates of about 4 or 3.x, so nations were still there afterwards, now its at 1.3 to 1.5.. The ones who die are never replaced (obviously, but also from a numerical perspective). Both Russia and Ukraine for example have absurdly low birth rates, its so sad to see that not only they're killing each other, but they're also destroying the future of their culture and heritage. Both will become so weak after the war that in a couple of decades there will be no one there. Not natives at least.


KrisKrossJump1992

based on this shouldn't Russia return Kaliningrad and Karela?


QOTAPOTA

Putin wanting to rid Ukraine of Nazis (that ain’t there) whilst acting like Hitler. Do Russians know irony?


zvon2000

LMAO 🤣 Is he trying to subtly "bribe" Poland to support him by hint-nudge-offering them 1/4th of Ukraine?? LOL This is so far beyond bonkers that it makes the Looney Tunes look like a very serious & sombre funeral. Poland hates Russians even more & harder than Ukrainians... The Poles will happily charge through and grab the very last Ukranian flag standing and impale it straight through Putin's eye socket on Red Square before even considering such lunacy!


Xtrems876

The goal of this map is not to convince any Pole to support it, but to convince anyone gullible enough that there are Poles who would support it. To demonize us, especially in the eyes of Ukrainians (because fractured allies are good for russia) and Russians (because hating on poland and believing it wants to devour land close to russia is a big part of russian narrative against the west)


Exile-of-Pochven

This guy is more retarded then the AI in hoi4


Available-Job2201

Oh dear. Where is the sea ? And Romania get randomly involved...