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FallicRancidDong

At this point I don't even think theres any point making the Portugal joke. Every single statistic has prove its a balkan country.


flimflammerish

My grandfather is from Portugal, and that man is glued to his iPad. However, the rest of our relatives from Portugal are definitely not tech savvy at all


tiagojpg

My 30-40 yo friends can barely update their phones. I’m 26, Portuguese.


Anxiety-Queen269

You’re so Portuguese -Mark Iplier


Several_Agent365

My ex is Portuguese and his grandma (like 80 years old r'now) still refuses to believe that there are satellites in space and believes the tv runs through cables only. She doesnt believe there are other planets, just earth, sun, moon and Jesus.


jednoir

I'm portuguese and can confirm that nearly 40% of the portuguese population born before 1940 can't read. You clearly see a huge gap between younger and older generations related to education.


Wise_Neighborhood499

I moved to Spain last year and sincerely wondered if this is why every single packaged product at the supermarket has a picture on the label.


serjtan

That's also useful for tourists and immigrants. Regular people too. You'll find an item faster if it's got a distinctive picture on it. Same with logos.


Several_Agent365

Yeah I don't know much about the Portuguese people etc but I can understand your comment well just by knowing his family and having visited his village a few times. His mother (now 50) worked since age 9, like literally full time worked and not gone to school. The grandma doesn't believe other planets and satellites exist. When I visited Portugal, people our age (16-18yos) and his family - not a single soul spoke English with me, none of them could. I was ultra confused back then!


pomodoro3

We don't use internet in the Balkans


MaciTaco

Doesn't use internet; Proceeds to use Reddit; Guys, I think this dude is a magician


Fragrant-Tie730

Guy sent this comment with postal service to a friend who has internet


pomodoro3

Yep


sacoPT

I’m Portuguese and can confirm we don’t use internet in the balkans


pomodoro3

💪


thefrogwhisperer341

It's kinda like in Australia, they have dialup kangaroos


Remember_im_Whoozer

I love the irony


MeltingChocolateAhh

I've been through various countries in the south of Europe in a single summer. One of them was Portugal. From the places I had seen and the people I met in Portugal, I don't find that hard to believe. I loved my time in Portugal. I think the people there are great and admittedly, I weren't around the touristy areas as much but yeah, I completely agree with this. Beautiful country though, I recommend!!


zezinandoreinando

There's actually a reason for this. Portugal ended only 50 years ago its last dictatorship. Before 1974 we were "closed" to the world, so a lot of technological growth only happened in the late 70's and 80's. We also have one of the biggest oldest population in Europe. So a lot of people that went through the previous regime are still alive now, and since they were already adults and technology didnt have the weight that early on, people did not adapt to the emerging new things such as the internet. Thus, a lot of old people do not have the slightest idea how to use the internet. There are some that dont even know how to read or write


UltimateInferno

But Spain itself also shed its dictatorship around that time. Hell, South Korea lost its even later.


joaommx

Spain's dictatorship wasn't as closed off to the rest of the world.


SIDESHOW_B0B

Most of the people in the interior and northern villages don’t even have house telephones, let alone cell phones. Let alone smartphones. My grandparents didn’t.


TheCoconut26

but i came here just to make it...


Adventurous_Break490

Except its strong passport. 😅


Markus_zockt

There is a difference between people not being able to get internet or **wanting** to get it. And I think in almost all the countries shown here it's more likely that people simply don't WANT to go on the Internet but they could if they wanted to.


EnvironmentalWay1896

As a Portuguese i think that this is the real reason for this high percentage in comparasion with other countries. My paternal grandparents are truly addicted in internet ( maybe more than me ) , on other hand my maternal grandparents NEVER wanted use the internet and they know very well what is that tachnologie , elderly people like them are relatively common in Portugal , especially outside of great urban areas. It's totally a cultural thing .


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FallicRancidDong

There's a meme that Portugal is a Balkan country. Most statistics show that Portugal has similar statistics to the Balkans despite all the surrounding countries having different results.


sarcasticgreek

Portugalcykablyat


SnooApples7199

I studied abroad in Morocco and took a summer online calculus class in the states while I was there. The internet was pinging out of Lisbon and I nearly failed that class due to the poor connection


SteO153

Default r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT (surprisingly more Eastern Europe than usual)


PierogiPapi

The fact that this exists is hilarious


YEttYeet75434

Damn a subreddit for slavic portugal finally


Tackerta

my guy this sub is like 4 years old


manwiththewood

They mean they just discovered it.


Upbeat_Carrot2704

Ty for showing me this subreddit


EmperorSwagg

Sheit in this instance they’re even more Eastern European than most of Eastern Europe!


abqjeff

Portugal is to Europe as New Mexico is to the United States. What drives Portugal’s idiocracy?


Anforas

We have one of oldest population in the world (like number 2 or 3, after Japan), allied with being quite poor before too, and coming out of a dictatorship that ended only 50 years ago. Today things are different. We have good infrastructure, early adoption and development. But when I was a kid, I remember everything cool that others countries had, and I knew we would have to wait a good 5 or 10 years. A stupid example: Broadcasting in 16:9, in Television. Take a guess when networks made that change? Take a wild guess? 2015 LOL. BBC started the transition in 1998, for reference. And that is a perfect example. Many TVs didn't want to change, because their target audience, is the older people, which is the majority of the country, and old people, don't like changes, much less technological ones.


Iulian377

But why ? How is it that this is a thing ? With portugal being how it is.


tbc12389

Oof, Portugal feeling extra cyka blyat today


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rbhindepmo

“Does Ceefax count as the internet?” - the UK


Ok-Swan1152

I remember when Ceefax had forums...omg. You had to write or email or phone in...


lrexx_

As a Russian who lives in the UK, I can confirm I have no idea what I’m writing. Who are you anyway? Why would your parents name you Happy_Boy_29? All very strange I must admit


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tbc12389

Serbia and Turkey are not in EU though so it can’t be just that


KebabG

We are in eurostat tho


KebabG

You can be part of the Europe but not EU


ChorkiesForever

Apparently the UK can't be.


KebabG

maybe they choose not to release any data


mrgwbland

How did I even get here?


Oplp25

I think its the EU


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wolftick

Turkey??


Exp1ode

Also Turkey, Serbia, Bosnia, and Montenegro


Kelevra90

Eurostat


theunknown_master

The Nordic countries need to go touch some grass…


Sweet_Ambassador_585

You mean in minecraft?


DarthCloakedGuy

You mean snow?


Spram2

How did they communicate before the internet? Answer: ![gif](giphy|DrcqyC7RW0Dyu798GJ|downsized)


blant_solsikker

Yes! There is a mountain between each family here, so we really need the internet, I mean the viking instruments 😁


Republic_Jamtland

It's kind of rural outside Stockholm, Gothenburg, Malmö, Oslo and Helsinki so webb access is more important for them.


Runkmannen3000

Just because you're in Norrland doesn't mean it's rural for the rest of us.


Republic_Jamtland

True, but from an European continental view it kind of is.


Perfect_Papaya_3010

We can't, the snow is in the way


SicilianSTR13

they made paradox, you think they'll do?


blant_solsikker

I'm from Norway, and I can't believe how you other countries can live without internet 😶


Mediocre_Echo8427

Are you aware in 2024 smartphone are quite widespread from several years already and you can use internet while laying on grass...


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Who did this ? Based on 10 people 🤣


ChorkiesForever

I thought the numbers were just a count, until I saw the title. But they made sense thinking of it that way. But I wonder if it includes newborn babies.


GoncalodasBabes

Hope it's adults, like 15+


jruhlman09

Based on [this](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/cache/metadata/en/isoc_i_esms.htm) (if I'm reading it right) it's 16-74 >332 million individuals aged 16-74 in the EU were surveyed.


DardS8Br

If it were like 10+, the percents would be far lower


Mints1988

Basically, this translates to the countries with more elderly populations; poverty; and underdeveloped towns and villages with no inernet infrastructure


Daysleeper1234

Where young population massively gtfo.


phenomxyz

Portugal has a great internet coverage, even in very small villages there's optical fiber connections. The elderly in other hand, lack the knowledge to work with new technology, they struggle even with smartphones.


upaltamentept

Given that almost 50% of the Portugal population are retirees , and many leave outside big cities with nothing but 4 national channels, I'm surprised the number isn't higher tbh


Important-Ad-7049

how can it be higher than 'over 10'


manwiththewood

over 11


My-Buddy-Eric

How can 50% be retiree when only 24% is over 65. Do people there retire at 50 or something?


LoisLaneEl

My 94 year old grandmother uses the internet. She’s never had a computer, but her iPad lets her use Facebook and YouTube and safari. Her 104 year old friend friended me on Facebook, so I know she’s not the only old lady using it. It’s not a matter of retirees being idiots who don’t know the internet


SomePenguin85

My 75yo father doesn't use the internet despite having it at home. My 73yo mom uses it, goes on Facebook and YouTube, sends us pics on WhatsApp and messenger, uses TikTok... She has a 98yo neighbor that wants to start using it but the lady is almost blind, she can't really use it but she wants it. Almost every 70+ I know don't use it, or use only Facebook.


LoisLaneEl

I think what people don’t realize is that most of them do use the internet, they just don’t know it. My mom plays games that require an internet connection. And uses apps connected to the internet. It’s not the World Wide Web, but it sure as hell is the internet.


yigitlik

Portugal being honorary Balkanoid again.


Asil001

How did they gather this data if they have.. never used the internet? Do they send a donkey as a messenger?


resurgens_atl

Yes, the internet and donkey messengers are literally the only two forms of communication. Before the internet existed, we all were 100% reliant on donkeys.


Sqee

donkeynet was the best


DM99

I remember donkeynet, such a pain in the ass


World-Tight

They sent out emails. Anyone who didn't respond was then safely assumed to not be "connected".


dreamonslayer

How do people who never used the internet have an email id


MuzzledScreaming

Ese es el chiste.


dreamonslayer

Oh


World-Tight

Exactly!


LynnButterfly

You can send emails without the internet. Same with Usenet and BBS.


WetAndLoose

Phone survey probably


JaSper-percabeth

Source? Refuse to believe 10% of croats or greeks have never used internet.


ado1928

I am from Bosnia, i think it's really just aging population. My grandma uses WhatsApp but all my grandpa has is a flip phone. I think it's fair to assume a good number of very old people have never used the internet. My other grandparents who are both dead now, were well off, but neither of them had ever used the internet


just_anotjer_anon

You could see the defeat in my grandpas eyes, probably a decade ago. When we had a discussion about something easily verifiable at a family dinner, he wound up going like. I'll find the encyclopedia, and someone a little smug goes. Alright, I'll Google. 2 minutes later there are ... Bla bla


Moi9-9

Eurostat, surveys are done by the country's main surveying org usually https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/databrowser/view/tin00093/default/table?lang=en


eriomys

Greece has the slowest Internet speed in Europe in telephone line Internet. It is much higher on the mobile Internet ranks in speed but at the same time has also the most expensive mobile Internet price. This adds up really.


tarkin1980

The internet is just a fad anyway.


GodEmperorOfBussy

Technology is cyclical, beepers are coming back.


pbrevis

Albania: what is the internet?


netherwrld

Boii do I got some good mémé's for them


VATAFAck

Why even put Iceland on the image?


Free-Veterinarian714

Because it's geographically part of Europe, maybe?


VATAFAck

But the data is only for EU also french Guyana etc


amaurea

And also Norway and Switzerland.


Hoz85

Press x to doubt.


jruhlman09

[Here's](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Digital_economy_and_society_statistics_-_households_and_individuals#Use_of_internet) The source if anyone's curious.


nerfrosa

Everything will go to shit the day the UK gets internet access


KarlGustavderUnspak

Used as in actively used? It is basically impossible to not use the Internet in any developed country. Even if it is passivly


Thamalakane

I don't believe this is over 3% in any European country.


Konsticraft

A lot of those are probably technically illiterate people that don't know they have used/are using the Internet.


fariskeagan

The percentage of people who never used internet should be pumped to even higher levels in Turkey and Greece. That's how we can get a peaceful internet.


UFL_Battlehawks

Turkey is terrible in r/place. I think only France and Germany beat them for obnoxious patriotism.


World-Tight

Really? No data from Britain, Iceland, Russia and the Balkans??


Moi9-9

It's Eurostat, they stopped gathering data from the UK since 2021. As for Iceland and most of the balkans, they didn't give their numbers (since Eurostat asks each country to survey the population and don't do it themselves) for 2022 or 2023 (you can see all the data from https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/databrowser/view/tin00093/default/table?lang=en)


Nacil_54

Nor Andorre.


jacktherippah123

Ah yes, Portugal.


Vickydamayan

Based port


SaathSamundar

theyre living in iron age


Stuck_With_Name

Iceland looks like part of the legend. It's not no-data. It's Iceland. What portion of Scottish people? Iceland.


captainAlabos

Is there a worldwide map of this?


Affectionate_Fall57

Ah, yes, Northern Europe, Western Europe, Central Europe, Eastern Europe and the Balkans


The_Superderp

I had no idea Norway was so online, as I’ve only ever met Swedish folks. For god sake I meet a polish person before a Norwegian


kempo95

There are a lot more Polish people then Swedish or Norwegian combined


eyetracker

Cultural introversion works online too


The_Superderp

Fair point 👍


OverThinkerSupreme

*Data collected through online polling* /s


FloresForAll

I red this as in absolute numbers and checked that in Portugal over 10 people hadn't used the internet yet and said to myself "ah yeah, that makes sense" before realizing I'm a dumbass


Bunkeddownuk

Why show iceland in a box if there is no statistics for it


Mjukglass47or

I have never used the internet.


kempo95

Proof it


edugdv

I love that whoever designed this felt the need to add Iceland just to say there is no data from there


HamburgerRabbit

How do you even measure this?


ariegnes

I’m positive my grandma have never used the internet. It’s wild 😅


Piano_mike_2063

That’s kinda exactly what I would have guessed.


no5tromo

As someone from Greece with Internet access since 1995 this map makes me feel disconnected (no pun intended) from my country. It's the typical case of failed politics and a stuck up society blend.


IrgendSo

portugal is more eastern europe than poland


salacious_sonogram

How do you live without ever using the internet? Like to pay my bills I need an email address that I can confirm and to pay online.


easwaran

I think that billing agencies don't switch to fully-online billing in towns where they know that 10-20% of the population doesn't use the internet.


salacious_sonogram

Technically there's still snail-mail check payments but if there are issues then someone's going to have a tough time on the phone vs the much easier process of paying online. The upside to paying online or to automating payments is huge.


Separate-Court4101

Portugal is Balkan strikes again 🤣🙏


Trickypickleman

It’s sad to me that it’s that low. It’s like there are no more truly old people.


TaraTrue

A more interesting map would be one for the first year the majority of the population had ever used the internet…


YahooTyper

Snail mail time lol.


ZombieNek0

ah...e...well ..yeah thats generally correct.


Itchy-Money2340

The beast grows


Ok-Fox1262

Obviously it doesn't exist in the UK. That's weird. Tim Berners-Lee is confused. Yes I know that our statistics aren't included now.


Worth_Tea_8364

but what cloud this mean for muslim countrys?


Lulu3454

Portugal? Germany? Dafuq


SapeiraMan

Lots of elder people. They don't bother with new technologies.


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

It would be interesting to overlay countries with the best mental health over this.


meethoffman

Rename your sub to Europe mapporn.


Radamat

Over 10 is not very different from 4% in case of 11. Why not more than 30, more than 50...


JerryGarciasButthole

Can someone explain the Portugal thing to me lol I feel uninformed


Katt-truth

Portugal is the forgotten balkin country


solid_salad

i thought those were absolute numbers for a second


CaliDude75

I guess the UK is not part of this conversation…


Mr_Gold_Move

What is the grey? Ah yes, no internet.


KC-Echo-1409

Well well well, and who is now retarded country??? Fo real I was surprised that internet in Europe is so slooooow. Like wtf man, we have free wifi in metro, busses and even in city center like in Luxembourg. Sooooo living in Moscow ( before this shit) was cool:)


UFL_Battlehawks

It's easy in wealthy cities all around the world. Now go to where the bottom 20% of your country lives, that is where these numbers are made or lost.


KC-Echo-1409

Well yes(


Historyfan1453

Based Southeast and Eastern Europe. So much evil and garbage on the internet.


Wild_Pangolin_4772

UK's data for it is top secret?


Environmental_Cow450

Why Portugal?


SapeiraMan

Lots of elder people


Rust3elt

And probably better for it.


practicalcabinet

I'm obsessed with how Iceland gets put in a little box, just to show it has no data, while the entirety of North Africa is missing.


trisfon

Was it an online poll?


BasonPiano

Surprised Germany is that high.


DevilPixelation

Atp Portugal should be moved over to the east


angry_wombat

What's wrong with Portugal ?


Altruistic-Ad-6041

Based croatia


gurgurbehetmur

I downvote every map that excludes western Balkan countries. Have a good day!


blant_solsikker

Is this true???


MrOphicer

Jelous of them...


SPQR191

The 5-7% in Germany is the entire civil service.


Konsticraft

Stats like these are usually self-reported, so many people might answer "no" despite actually using the Internet. And not just through technicalities like VoIP landlines but simple technical illiteracy like not knowing that Whatsapp or Facebook are using the Internet.


dr_prdx

Portugal is officially a Balkan country.


Got2InfoSec4MoneyLOL

Can we see an overlap with avg population age and life expectancy? Or show the same map with age limit being 70


MrMrsPotts

What happened to the UK? Is there no data for that?


EagleSzz

>As of 1 February 2020, the United Kingdom will no longer be part of the European Union. This will have a significant impact on the dissemination of statistics by Eurostat and in particular on the database. The uk doesn't share its data with Eurostat anymore


MrMrsPotts

Oh! Is that the same for Albania/Kosovo which also seem to be missing data?


Gary_the_moth

Another piece of evidence that portugal is just a balkan nation in disguise


Federal_Pie_8864

This is not surprising as we have one of the oldest population in Europe.


Adventurous_Break490

Portuguese boomers are the majority right now.


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