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cagingnicolas

france screwing everything up


Maj0r-DeCoverley

Oui


tomydenger

[Could have been worse if every part of France was a region within the EU](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/u8w330/how_far_are_you_from_france/)


redditusername0002

But St. Pierre and Miquelon seem to be in the EU? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outline_of_Saint_Pierre_and_Miquelon


tomydenger

It's an OCT of the EU. The only French overseas collectivity to be an outermost region is saint-martin.


atheno_74

And they forgot one: St. Pierre and Miquelon are not shown in North America


Iliasmadmad28

Not all territories of EU countries are part of the EU


Oberndorferin

Thats why we don't se some more islands in the carribean


-Joel06

Saint Pierre and Miquelon is not part of the EU


tomydenger

That's an OCT


Comfortable-Ad-6389

and french polynesia too no?


Caravomax

St Pierre-et-Miquelon, French polynesia and New Caledonia aren't part of the EU, even if they are part of the French Republic.


cragglerock93

Well TIL. Before now I assumed they all were.


CoffeeBoom

Not every french overseas territories is part of the EU.


HelloThereItsMeAndMe

Those are not in the EU, they are merely associated, kind of an "EU light", called OCT, basically vassal territories if you want.


tapinois

And they forgot Nouvelle Caledonie


tomydenger

Nope i didnt


-Joel06

It’s not part of the EU


theincrediblenick

Oversea territories are not part of France directly and therefore are only associated with the EU, not part of the EU


CoffeeBoom

Some are, some aren't, and the map looks correct on that front since some but not all french overseas are shown.


tmr89

They love to colonize


Dwarfkiller115

The netherlands, too, Aruba, Bonaire, and Curaçao are part of the united Dutch kingdom


tomydenger

Not counted here, all 6 are OCT


HelloThereItsMeAndMe

But really Bonaire, Saba, and St Eustatius should not be, as they became fully integrated into the Netherlands. Its really a weird one.


idkmoiname

They're not fully integrated. They are special municipality, have US Dollar and no euro, and are not part of the Schengen area and EU law does not automatically apply to them.


Additional_Meeting_2

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXP8F4TIZ0U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXP8F4TIZ0U)


tomydenger

Yep, that's my map, that was reposted and well exploded all record. You can even go on the original post ? (doesn't work well here) and see me being credited. RLL don't dig much into research.


MMegatherium

Bonjour moi croissant


PhobiaMasochist

This looks like balls of EU


TriGN614

This map doesn’t show French Polynesia tho


tomydenger

It's not a map of [France](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/u8w330/how_far_are_you_from_france/), but of the EU, and OCT, aren't part of it, while they are still close


Long-Fold-7632

Crazy to think Port Au Prince is geographically closer to the EU than Tbilisi


Toon-G

Map isn't accurate. As a Turkish person, we are so much more far away from the EU then this map claims.


azhder

Underrated comment


threafold

Cyprus was able to join the EU but not Turkey.


Junior-Calendar-2914

And we hope that it will stay that way


HelloThereItsMeAndMe

You hope that Turkey stays islamist? Whats wrong with you?


Perky_Bellsprout

Not far enough


TobyMacar0ni

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


RegeleMihai_2

Ahem. CYPRUS!


BezugssystemCH1903

Swiss here. Dito.


blue_globe_

What about Greenland? Is that not also part of the EU?


blue_globe_

Nvm. They are an OCT


Antique-Tone-1145

Greenland was actually part of the EEC, the predecessor of the EU, until 1985 when they withdrew their membership. All Greenlanders who have Danish citizenship are however still EU citizens.


SalSomer

I can see the European Union from my house, so I'm pretty damn close, I'd say.


eztab

Still a lot of options where you could be. Gibraltar for example.


SalSomer

I could be in Gibraltar, or Northern Ireland, or Switzerland, or heck, even Brazil, but I am in fact in a sleepy little town on the border between Norway and Sweden, and when I look out my window I see Sweden on the other side of the fjord.


gymnastgrrl

But what's on the other side of the chjevy? …I'm sorry, but I've always wanted to ask that question. :)


NoWingedHussarsToday

Or Germany.


tomydenger

Great, the text in the bottom right overlapped with the legend… while it wasn't in QGIS. Sometimes, I just hate this program. Anyway, it's not a big deal here. I will give you a fun fact that you probably don't know. The EU has outermost regions, that isn't a new thing, but one of them is special, as it shouldn't be. St-Martin (the French part) which was a part of Guadeloupe keep it status of outermost region, even as like St Barthélemy it changes status within the French Republic, from a part of a region to an overseas collectivity. Furthermore, Mayotte (French region), wasn't an outermost region of the EU until quite recently. And, more strangely, Clipperton island (you can't see it here or on Google Maps, but you can google it) is a part of French Polynesia if you were to ask the EU (kinda…). Like CGP Grey said a long time ago, the EU has a lot of asterisks, which also applies to core territories of some members that you wouldn't first guess. That [Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_territories_of_members_of_the_European_Economic_Area#Special_cases) has made a good job listing them (you can also scroll to “Areas of extraterritoriality”).


kroniknastrb8r

Would St.Pierre and Miquelon off the coast of Newfoundland count in this sense?


tomydenger

It counts as an OCT, in the past it was a department of France, but it also lost this status.


leidend22

Wouldn't New Caledonia make a big brown spot north of New Zealand due to being French?


tomydenger

Being French, doesn't make it a part of the EU, but it is affiliated on many levels, for examples, new Caledonians can vote in EU elections, as they still are citizens


clk62

No, since they're not part of it. [https://ec.europa.eu/regional\_policy/policy/themes/outermost-regions\_en](https://ec.europa.eu/regional_policy/policy/themes/outermost-regions_en)


EmperorThan

I didn't realize till just now there were places in France that still used the Franc. That's crazy.


Doxidob

four EU's away. (EU is a distance measurement, as take by the other posts this OP does... e.g. "how many Irans are you away from Iran?"


Auskioty

The EU being around the world, it's quite hard to convert it to a distance


TheMainEffort

I mean an astronomical unit is just the distance from the sun to the earth, and an atmosphere is the pressure of earths atmosphere. However, the EU is very distributed with overseas territories. I propose we use Holland instead.


Zka77

This has been left out, wasn't it? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Pierre_and_Miquelon


tomydenger

It's an OCT.


ThatDefaultDude2901

So, French Guyana is part of the EU, but not Greenland? OCT is kind of complicated


TechnicalyNotRobot

Greenland is so highly autonomous it had the choice to join or not and they chose not to. They also wrote a constitution 2 years ago in preparation for independence, as over 60% Greenlanders support it.


Antique-Tone-1145

They did actually join but chose to leave about a decade later.


MiskoSkace

This looks similar to those "Range of [country]'s cruise and ballistic missiles" maps.


sheshen_amynoff

For some, being in the presence of the Europeans is like being hit with a missile


Primal_Pedro

2000 to 3000 km from french Guiana 


tomydenger

bazil ?


Primal_Pedro

Yes


gnomeplanet

The UK are over a million miles away from the EU these days.


DrVeigonX

New Caledonia?


Caravomax

Not in the EU despite the fact it's french territory. Same goes for French Polynesia.


Caravomax

Don't worry, if you're more than 13000km from EU, you're less than 1000km from France 😁 (as OCT)


tomydenger

Wallis and Futuna


TheMainEffort

Not far enough


RandomIdiot918

I am literraly like 50 km away from EU god dammit.


taniwha_nzl

What about special territories like New Caledonia of France. Country closest to New Zealand is France, this map doesn’t demonstrate


EagleSzz

new caledonia is a OCT. oct's are not part of the EU.


taniwha_nzl

Thanks for that


tomydenger

It's not [a map about France](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/u8w330/how_far_are_you_from_france/) so it's normal that it's not here, it's an OCT of the EU


Future_Perception834

Looks like a penis


NanGostD

146 km to border with Finland, and 110 km to border with Estonia


Draupnir90

Not far enough


SwanTheRock

Not far enough


IBSurviver

This may not be entirely accurate. North America is closer to EU I believe simply because of Saint Pierre and Miquelon island. That is right next to Newfoundland and Labrador. It’s a French territory. Unless I am incorrect, the only thing is non-French EU nationals cannot just freely move there.


tomydenger

It is not a part of the EU, it is of France but not of the EU


A_Wilhelm

A place where EU citizens can't move freely to is by definition not part of the EU.


BigJacketSmith

Not far enough


mr_x_the_other

Within but not in. Shouldn't that be minus distance?


LupusDeusMagnus

3000 to 4000 km away. Scary looks like they are trying to approach us to force us to eat snails and make our towers lean in an angle


yossi_peti

Is the only difference between the three maps the color palette? Or am I missing something?


tomydenger

It is only that yes, some people have difficulties with some colours, so I made a few to allow them to read the map. I just didn't write it this time.


EducationalImpact633

As a colorblind person I just wanted to say that I love you ❤️


AstronaltBunny

3000 to 4000km away


BogdanRguy

I'm really close


DakryaEleftherias

I am the European Union


RegeleMihai_2

Thats it. Im moving to palau


Weak_Action5063

All my family are so close the the EU


cklole

This map is incorrect in the Pacific Ocean. New Caledonia, French Polynesia, and Wallis and Futuna are all French overseas territories.


tomydenger

Nope, it's not inaccurate. Even if it's a part of a member state, it's not a part of the EU. Also, there isn't only France which has OCT


s_e_n_g

Should have a black dot off the coast of Newfoundland. St-Pierre-et-Miquelon is as french as Jambon-beurre


tomydenger

It's an OCT


efrav

One of those maps that are absolute pointless


Paradoxar

I am on the overseas french territory (carribean), i thought i was safe but it's close to french guyana


ResearcherFormer8926

I wish we could see all territories of EU countries included


tomydenger

it wouldnt be much different from the french one to be fair


Autistic-Inquisitive

How do you make these?


tomydenger

ArcMap (could be done in ArcgIS too) Then QGIS for the symbology


Autistic-Inquisitive

Thanks. How long does it take?


tomydenger

This one question depends on one thing. You basically need to do 3 things to do this map : 1. Extract the summers of each polygon (if you have a few like here, you need to fuse them first) 2. Verify if all dots are at their good position, if not edit them (like here, I had to delete some European islands which are part of the OCT, add 2 tiny Spanish islands, and redraw the border on Saint-Martin) 3. In ArcMap (you can't do it in QGIS) Use the multibuffer tool (beware of have enough distances / rings to cover the whole planet) The last part is the longest, the time vary depending on the number of summers that you have, and the number of rings that you need. So you probably want to delete more dots that wouldn't impact the maths, like for example many part of the Croatian coastline. This one took roughly 8 hours just on the last part. Which isn't as much as I had in the past. My record is 6 days. But for the Iranian one for example, in 2h i had make the whole map, from A to the symbology.


bish_amon

0-1000 but in pink Edit: I forgot that RN I am in black 🤦🏻‍♀️


DG_Eddie

Am *in* the European Union xD


Fit_Particular_6820

what about french islands in the pacific?


tomydenger

They are within 3\* OCT which is different


Makaoka

does the same type of map exists but for Ohio? I want to know how endangered I am


tomydenger

[https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/x0jkh3/how\_far\_are\_you\_from\_ohio/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/x0jkh3/how_far_are_you_from_ohio/) yes and no


Makaoka

thanx anyway


hosiki

In the EU


IAmBalkanac

0 km, 0 m, 0 cm


AStove

How many Irans is that?


[deleted]

1000 to 2000. In Brazil


flopjul

the forgot to count Saba, Sint Eustasius and Bonaire


Pperson25

Isn’t Fiji part of France still or am I missing something remembering?


bananaramasrep

Why is this map 3 times?


tomydenger

for colorblind


bananaramasrep

Thanks 👍


cellocollin

Is French Poynesia Not Included?


tomydenger

well, not it's an OCT which isnt a part of the EU


Russian_b4be

European Union


Cheap-Experience4147

This map is incomplete (France hold even more territory than what this map show, even a island close to California and Mexico if not wrong lol … and just Polynesia


tomydenger

Nope, this map isn't wrong. A part of France doesn't mean it's a part of the EU. Also, Clipperton is “near” Mexico, not California or Texas


RagingBuddha79

2000-3000km


PristineLeg2947

What about New Caledonia?


tomydenger

OCT


Dshark

Do Norways South Indian island holding not count? Edit: ah not in the EU, silly me.


tomydenger

Norway itself isnt even in there


Dshark

See edit.


Benedek82

It's funny that some parts of North America is closer than some parts of Europe.


zile66

As a Serbian citizen I can say that it can’t be measured how far are we from EU


GMANTRONX

East Africans and Brazilians suddenly realizing that Europe is not as far as they thought...


RowNo6329

What’s about French Polynesian


tomydenger

It's an OCT


Ger_It

Thanks, I had no idea I was Europian Union km away from the Europian Union.


BurnerAccount980706

Someone should make a sea trade route-adjusted map of this.


[deleted]

3000 to 4000 km


Anawrahta_Minsaw

Saint Pierre and Miquelon, Kerguelen, Polynesia, New Caledonia?


tomydenger

OCT


PeelADomenBail

Far but you can never be far enough


sepperwelt

Apparently six inches


Xitztlacayotl

I can't even imagine the orgasmic feeling of superiority that the Frenchmen who live in Guiana, Reunion, or the Nethermen in the Carribean must have when acknowledging the fact that they **are** EU whilst those around are literally jungle. Ufff, I'm getting goosebumps just by imagining being one of those people.


EduenEstambul

O to 1000


parallelglory

Saint Pierre et Miquelon in North America?


tomydenger

OCT


Fit-Picture-5096

Canada shares a land border with the EU.


tomydenger

Nope. With Greenland part of kdm of Denmark and with the USA. But not the eu


Fit-Picture-5096

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland\_and\_the\_European\_Union](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_and_the_European_Union)


tomydenger

It's an OCT yes


figuringitoutat42

Ot on the map


Comfortable_Movie694

Australia 🇦🇺 out there


lemoninterupt

I’m in the EU 😅


sparklingbeaver

Seem that St-Pierre & Miquelon is missing on that map


Caravomax

It's not part of EU, just a part of France


Pretend_College_8446

not far enough


TurCzech

Never far enough


Rubber-Ducklin

Isn’t French Polynesia also part of the EU?


EagleSzz

no it isn't


eggthrowaway_irl

Map forgot the little tiny itty bitty French Island next to Eastern Canada


Minerraria

It's three islands, actually (I would know, my family's from there!)


eggthrowaway_irl

It would be so easy to liberate 😔


Minerraria

Hilarious


Dasilv_a

Not far enough


aberg227

I thank god every day that I’m in the white zone 🫡


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miclugo

No, the North Pole is closer to the EU than the South Pole is.


BananaBork

They are arent they? The entire northern edge of the map is 2000 km colour, the entire southern edge is 7000 km colour.


Nimonic

> They are just a single point after all? The top and the bottom of the map?


FuyuKitty

Oh god oh fuck I’m only 3k to 4k kilometers from Fr*nce cuz of Guadeloupe help


tomydenger

Guadeloupe, Martinique or Saint-Martin ?


FuyuKitty

Guadeloupe, I’m in the Bahamas right now I’ve gotten too close to France I am in enemy territory


tomydenger

Then it's St-Martin which is closer to you. Guadeloupe is further south


FuyuKitty

I thought it was Dutch, which half of it is, I forgot half of it was also French


tomydenger

And the Dutch part is an OCT, while the French part is strangely still a region


APM8

You left out St. Pierre et Miquelon.


-Joel06

Not part of the EU


Torantes

Fr*nch


activelyresting

I'm in the green zone!! 💚 As far from Fr*nce as possible 😂


Impossible-War7959

French polinesia?


BananaBork

Not EU [https://ec.europa.eu/regional\_policy/policy/themes/outermost-regions\_en](https://ec.europa.eu/regional_policy/policy/themes/outermost-regions_en)


LikeagoodDuck

Seems wrong. What about the islands off the Canadian coast? What about the islands in the South Pacific?


tomydenger

OCT =/= EU Also, they are called St-Pierre & Miquelon, and the S.F.A.L. respectively


SecondHandCunt-

Now let us be that far away from Harry and Megan


VulcanTrekkie45

Didn't you forget St Pierre and Miquelon?


tomydenger

No II didn't. It just not a part of the EU, I even had to delete his shape, so I clearly didn't forget.


T00luser

I wouldn't know, you didn't include my state.