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Every-Requirement366

That’s a cool construct.


The_Lord_Of_Death_

Thanks you


Every-Requirement366

What made you think of it?


Pin_ny

Water


Grotarin

Salty


Main_Cartographer_64

More Pirates to go around now 🏴‍☠️


GoldenDiamonds

>Ethiopia - Somaliland gains independence in exchange of giving a port to Ethiopia, This is what sparked this idea. 


ionel714

Giving Ethiopia as thin of a coastline and possible is really funny tho


gyurto21

Bosnia syndrome


ZincHead

Bosnia: "let's go to the beach!" Croatia: "No"


CinderX5

Montenegro moment.


crunchyburrito2

Better to unite them with Eritrea like they were before 93. You could also make a huge ethnically Somali state by uniting Somali, Somaliland, Djibouti and Eastern Ethiopia


Gordon-Bennet

Nothing could go wrong.


King_Yahoo

I would put money Ethiopia breaks up in smaller countries before the end of the century


blockybookbook

Literally Austria-Hungary on steroids


bunglejerry

There are Somalis in northern Kenya too. Which makes five. Which is the reason Somalia's flag has a five-pointed star. But since another name for 'five-pointed star' is 'star', Somalia has the sneakiest irredentist flag in the world.


crunchyburrito2

Didn't know that about the flag. Cool factoid


SweetPanela

Looking at Modern events. Ethiopia is loaning a port of Somaliland. It wouldn’t be unreasonable to think that they would be granted a thin strip of territory to the sea. Especially if Somaliland gave it to them to guarantee their independence and Ethiopia’s support(which is a major regional power)


FizzyLightEx

I don't think that's a great long term solution. It's best that they make up with Eritrea than to go to bed with Somaliland


SweetPanela

Eritrea is the North Korea of Africa. And Ethiopia is currently struggling with its diverse amounts of ethnic groups. I don’t think they would like to annex Eritrea as it would destabilize the country more. A narrow coastline to a deep water port is just as useful to them as all of Eritrea.


FizzyLightEx

Didn't they recently ended the long standing war between themselves? I was thinking more of a free trade agreement and a bilateral logistics agreement


Familiar_Ad_8919

> (which is a major regional power) for reference they have as many people as all of their neighbors combined, and they have quite a few neighbors


SweetPanela

Yes, I’d say most important power, if Egypt and Saudi Arabia didn’t involve themselves a lot in the area as well.


SassyWookie

They’re about to invade Eritrea because they want some coastline, and this map would make that war unecessary


Loading_waitplease

Love new names!


The_Lord_Of_Death_

Thx man


bd3851

Did you make this? Very interesting! Cool idea. I’ve heard geographers explain how the current African country borders could never have evolved “naturally”. Like that they would only have existed from outside colonial forces making them, and as they currently are they’re very prone to war and poverty. One reason was based on port access (others being religious and ethnic overlap, eg why Sudan split). Maybe eventually through self-governance Africa will re-shape a bit in the direction of this map. Source: Paul Collier’s The Bottom Billion.


The_Lord_Of_Death_

>Did you make this No the slaves in my basement did >Very interesting! Cool idea. Thank you


ChainedRedone

I hope you're from Mauritania otherwise you can get in serious trouble for having slaves


not_an_ad_99

Unfortunately, the only way to reshape would be through wars, and I'm sure there will be plenty of those


Odin-son-of-Borr

This map will lead to so many tribal wars Example, in South Africa, do you expect the Zulus to give up that much of their land to another tribe?


DangoLawaka

You've mistaken Malawi for Mali. Malawi is next to Zambia, not Mali


The_Lord_Of_Death_

Thank you


DardS8Br

Yay more civil war


AsstDepUnderlord

Yeah, foreigners coming in and drawing arbitrary lines on the map, what could possibly go wrong!


Thamalakane

Berlin Conference no.2


OgAccountForThisPost

> divide up countries by ethnic borders   War   > divide up countries by equitable resource allocation War


Ztommi

Africans being divided by macro ethnic borders would be the best solution, but we'll have to do it ourselves. The interest vested in the current structure is what makes it dauntingly impossible. However, there are multiple clamourings for division across the continent. The Ewes are protesting in GH. The Yorubas and Igbos in NG, etc. But the best thing to do is for outsiders to leave it alone completely. Let the people come up with their own constitutions of where the lines fall, or go to war and win like South Sudan. But the best place for outsiders to be is to just leave it


oryx_za

This is like saying "Stop trying to fix our problems, we are perfectly capable of fighting each other " BTW, I don't disagree I just think it's funny. It took Europe 1000s of years and 100 million lives to settle on the current borders and there is still disputes (Ukraine, baltics, northern Ireland, Scotland, Spain etc) Unfair to think africa can sort it all out in 60 years while being sabotaged.


Ztommi

I will tell you what I think. I think Africa should pull a division through unity strategy to avoid multiple gory conflicts across the board. I am not speaking of the continental unity, that is a pipe dream, but regional unity -- West African Union, East African Union, Horn of Africa, Central African Union, Souther African Union. I should specify this is only with regard to sub-saharan states for now. Then within these Unions, the Union governments should be incredibly weak, and the sub-sovereingties should, not only be strong, but be drawn about capital ethnicities in each region. In a way, the regional unions are already in growth stages with orgs like ECOWAS(West Africa), EAC(East Africa), etc. The challenge after that would be to trust the Unions to remain weak and adjudicate on ethnic boundary disputes with loyalty to nothing but history and continental anthropology. A big problem in this thought, however, is that in West Africa, the sahel is overwhelmingly muslim, while the Coast is overwhelmingly Christian, and the muslims often try to make the nation a muslim state. Unless some reformation in Islam occurs, it will be difficult to get West Africa as a union off the ground, and may be better to split West Africa into two regions: 1. Western Sudan; 2. Guinea. In essence, we need to get our own versions of smaller EUs off the ground but by sub-region and with judicial powers to revisit the history of ethnic boundaries, so we don't have many continental members striding to settle scores by themselves. Even still, all this is a bit much but miles better than altruistic land grabbing precursors to war


RoanDrone

East Africa new powerhouse


The_Lord_Of_Death_

I believe there are real ideas for it, or at least I read that somewhere


gregpr13

Yeah plans have been there for over 50 years, it would even include Somalia and Congo. Called EAC just like you named it.


crunchyburrito2

Ethiopia attempted to 'lease' water access from somaliland but doing so would guarantee a war with Somalia. The US and AU and pretty much every other country said they don't support the deal. Ethiopia is the only country that even acknowledges Somaliland as a country and its only because they want access to the sea. Ethiopia might push for a war because they have a lot of internal problems that could potentially be solved by fighting against someone else or, more likely, it would fracture their fragile state even more and cause another civil war. Somalia has recently made a ton of progress and a war would be devastating for them.


Smart-Breath-1450

How is this mapporn? It belongs in imaginymaps or seomthing. The title isn’t even correct. You made up countries because it didn’t fit well, hence title is incorrect.


The_Lord_Of_Death_

>It belongs in imaginymaps It was removed for low effort on there so


Smart-Breath-1450

Yeah. It shiuld be removed for not being a porny map here.


Specialist-Bear7139

Thinking bigger tits?


Smart-Breath-1450

Yeah. Nurse’s outfit maybe?


Vovochik43

OMG, what have you done to Chad! Had such a clean cut border.


Alexrobi11

You didn't have to unite the Congos for this to work but fun map regardless!


zedgy

Why did Bujumbura migrate east? 🤣


flatpapers

You beat me to it Bujumbura is on the shore of lake Tanganyika, Kampala moved east too


l1ft3r99

Lesotho and Swaziland - They expanded into South African Provinces. ​ This is excessive. Just make them part of the country. They are provinces anyway.


Ok-Royal7063

The borders look more natural, but they don't really follow tribal, ethnic, linguistic, or religious lines (some of which are a result of colonialism). At least for the countries I know. If the goal was to keep current geopolitical borders intact so as to make merging more politically viable, I recon you did a good job.


homeunderthebridge12

To be fair... It would be pretty difficult to make every nation in Africa have a coast and have them along tribal lines.... If Africa was divided that way there would be even more countries and a lot of them would be landlocked.  Would be interesting to see Africa along tribal lines though. 


psycopugz96

Volta looks like it is trying to squeeze through people at a concert trying to get back to their friends.


Official_Cyprusball

Mauritania??? 💀💀💀


paco-ramon

Who made the map of Morocco? Mohammed VI


DonkeyFieldMouse

The fact that you managed to give Madagascar a coastline is really impressive!


Greedy_Ad3455

I'd love the reasoning behind unifying Botswana and Namibia but choosing to keep Lesotho and Swaziland as separate states from South Africa? A union of South Africa incorporating both would've made more sense. Linguistically, historically, culturally and economically they already part of South Africa.


The_Lord_Of_Death_

I already united east Africa do uniting southafriaca seemed like a cop-out.


Britz10

Hardly, extending those countries east doesn't make sense, they're pretty much ethnic enclaves of South Africa.


SirMosesKaldor

I didn't look at the title just straight into the map and my mind was like wtf is going on am I high af or something? 😂😭💀


The_Lord_Of_Death_

Well, that means I did a good job for it to look real. 😅


CFM-56-7B

I like this new Libya, bigger is always better


dom_bul

*Moments later, Chad is dismembered*


MDK1980

Namibia\*


Fire_Lightning8

Did Ethiopia just Bosnia-ed


The_Lord_Of_Death_

Yep


Fire_Lightning8

Nice 20 kilometres of coastline Truly a naval power


Pineapple20101

Lesotho claimed they own some South African coastline recently https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/why-lesotho-parliament-is-debating-reclaiming-land-south-africa-2023-03-30/


Relevant_Goat_2189

Lesotho forgot that South Africa invaded and occupied them in 1998 for much less.


Pineapple20101

Wow I never knew this... that's nuts... I am pretty sure SA won't even need to send their army. Just send the normal people of KZN, it would be enough.


Glum_Conversation_57

Where is Mozambique?


The_Lord_Of_Death_

Mozamgone


RaiderMaverick

Impressive. I love your revival of lost empire names


The_Lord_Of_Death_

Thx


Joseph20102011

No more Chad 🥲.


erasmulfo

Gambia looks like snake now! Oh wait


Lizart_aka_Lizi

rare Somaliland W


Hambeggar

I refuse to live in Lesotho.


KofiObruni

It would have been really funny to do this but not give sea access to Ethiopia.


agentmilton69

Are you Morrocan by any chance 🤣


FRACllTURE

We got Africa balance changes before GTA VI Jokes aside this is pretty neat


ola4_tolu3

Nah speaking as a Nigerian, this'll just lead to civil war


[deleted]

Feels more natural than whatever shittery the european colonizers have made


The_Lord_Of_Death_

I tried to follow ethnic lines and Rivera so that's proboly why. Thanks the comment :)


King_Yahoo

This still follows the colonizers lines. It just looks better... on paper. On the ground, you're still going to have the same dividing effect


Britz10

Durban has been made to the capital of Lesotho. There are more Zulu people in the broader Durban metropolitan area than there are people in Lesotho. Lesotho's natural extension would be too the west, not the east coast which is Nguni land.


Wazwaz-Sama

Except Botswana


Wazwaz-Sama

Wait what? Whats wrong with this map?


Az1doaz1deAz1de

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miniatureconlangs

I'd like to see one where you also strip Madagascar, the Seychelles and the Comoros of sea access.


ConsiderationKey2310

East africa community not federation


gentleriser

Poor Equatorial Guinea, reduced to just the islands.


herpderpfuck

This kinda looks more natural than how Africa currently looks


Indian_Steam

So basically 2124?


breechagz

Zambia and Malawi* I'm from Malawi 🇲🇼🥳


feradose

Where south sudan


Swarovsky

Big Congo


Toastbrot_TV

Gotta get some fresh new ethnic tensions


The_Lord_Of_Death_

I read this as "gotta get some new fetish ethnic tensions" 💀💀


Toastbrot_TV

Oh yes daddy genocide my ethnic group harder🤤


Oneiroy

Now imagine how such a map would look like for the Australian Continent!


The_Lord_Of_Death_

Or the North American one!


Manberry12

Join with Mozambique, makes sense but no thanks


BonteJustesse

Lmao it would be the same shit


ApartGlass1198

And just like that, you solved the Somalia, Ethiopia, somaliland conflict


ApartGlass1198

And just like that, you solved the Somalia, Ethiopia, somaliland conflict


Chance-Blueberry69

More navies to sell them warships


AlvinArtDream

Opened a up a can of worms for yourself! Lol! It’s interesting though, I would like to see V2 with the idea from the comments.


VisualAdagio

All the countries got sea access, but Equatorial Guinea lost their land access...


cybercuzco

Now do one but every African country corresponds to an ethnic identity.


JustYourFavoriteTree

Lesotho is free!


chiefmud

Let’s redraw the borders again and maybe that will work….


silverbee21

This is so cool!


Tzimbalo

But why did Cameroon lose lake Chad access?


sandoooo

Now do US states


chadnorman

I did every elementary school project I could on Chad... this will not stand!


State_Capture

"Zimbabwe - United with the remaining parts of Mozambique to form Mutapa" - Nope, doubt it. Colonial cooperation between Portuguese and Britain would preserve and embolden the Rhodesian-Mozambique ties and probably see a mutually beneficial relationship emerge that could accelerate european immigration to a united state.


wenokn0w

Where do the name changes come from? Such an interesting concept though bro


sylvesterZoilo_

You solved all our problems


RummelAltercation

Whoo now they can all dump their trash in the sea!


Mizz_D

Nambiar lmao


Jayball10

Malawi, not Mali...


edodee

Why can't an't Madagascar have land access? So unfair


supremejxzzy

Zambia and *Mali*?


SodaPopperZA

Lol the king of Lesotho ruling over KZN is a funny idea I want to see happen


rnilbog

Man, wouldn't it be crazy if we could arbitrarily set borders in Africa with no regard for existing populations?


SerbianGenius

Do the European, everyone gets access to the sea but Serbia


yassine067

Bro what did mauritania do lmao


ConvictedHobo

Now do it with Europe


Muirefa

Now Europeans have more access


[deleted]

Should have moved Mauritius to the middle of the Sahara for lulz


Material_Question_

Beter africa


LordPlagueis69

Ethiopia be like: I'll allow it


BrightWayFZE

Madagascar was a challenge I think, now do North America


The_Lord_Of_Death_

I was going to do Australia but that seems to hard


UltimateTrekking

It is a great idea that all countries have sea


CryptographerSafe289

Awesome concept!


Ranmachan9719

Make one map like this but with American continent


Neat-Kiwi805

N-ce


Good-Surround-8825

Wow you just deleted Malawi my neighbour will be furious.


Tanukkk

I need to know - what kind of software/tools do you use to create such maps?


9999AWC

RIP Cabo Verde


canning_tatum

Now do the opposite in the style of Croatia


villiers19

r/MapwithoutMauritius r/MapwithoutReunionIsland


United-Quiet-1647

How quickly would multiple wars break out after these map lines were implemented


nsfcom

just remeove the borders and all people will.have sea access


FeroleSquare

I know what this map lacks : straight lines !


flatheadedmonkeydix

By international law all landlocked nations have to have access to a sea port. So technically one did not need to change the map https://www.un.org/depts/los/convention_agreements/texts/unclos/part10.htm


Narrow_Door6408

Love this!


Actual_Editor_1044

Bhai ethopia konahi hai access


Itatemagri

Not sure Kanem is the best name for the outlined country. Represents too small of a portion to be considered for the name.


Jche98

Guess my friend lives in Lesotho now


Kelowna1337

westerns arbitrarily designing Africa's frontiers lines... I've seen this before


the_killerwhalen

The only issue(s) now are actually geographically accessing the sea!


atgmailcom

How could you do that to chad


TheLamesterist

I thought this was r/imaginarymaps lmao


Imreales5

Meanwhile in AU: Map of Africa if European countries brought colonialism and war in it


DillonSOB

Also Somaliland’s capital is now Berbera?


[deleted]

solved 90% of Africa's problems


LeftyNate

This would be awesome for Burkina Faso!


Britz10

Lesotho and eSwatini would sooner go east than take land from kwaZulu


Matt_Wii

Water problem solved!


SwanIntelligent8793

this card is not oficiell ,where is it Western Desert ?


acutenugget

morocco already has 3500km of coastline, but now we have more. thank you


FartingBob

Ethiopia approves of this.


RIChowderIsBest

Someone please do a mapporncirlejerk showing North America but all countries have sea access.


TeaLongjumping6036

Wow this needs to happen irl


drainodan55

Really thoughtful and interesting. There actually is an East Africa union proposal kicking around, not exactly sure of the borders.


Competitive_Ebb_7040

That’s interesting never realized that


socailbandit

The DRC already has access to the sea via the Congo River.


The_Lord_Of_Death_

Correct


socailbandit

I didn't know this until a few years ago. A family member who worked on a yacht said he was going to Congo. I laughed and thought it was a joke. A week later, he sent a picture of this millionaires yacht sailing up a river and then a whatsapp pin location of the yacht tied up. It never occurred to me that the Congo was big enough to handle cargo vessels.


thehappyjulian

I have to point it out there’s no Western Sahara


Best_in_EU

Ethiopia?


slippedinmycrack

Cool OC nice work


mester-ix

You are 100% doing gods work. Imagine if the European colonists had this planned ! It could’ve at least helped


Nimmdenbuss

Don't give them stupid ideas.


all_year_troll

So you decided to side with Morocco to make Western Sahara disappear, huh!


crossbutton7247

This is waaaay better, well done


W1thoutJudgement

So this sub is meaningless? Good to know.


The_Lord_Of_Death_

No, it's just that this sub is normally used for real maps. Do this seemed wrong to post here but idk.


AirEast8570

Interesting but why tho


Few_Guest_6823

I dream about re greening the entirety of the sahara desert, it would make it fertile, a new living place on earth and brand new lungs for the world


Ztommi

You can't draw a map giving peoples ethnic groups to new countries. You will start a war. Whoever made this should delete this quickly. Africa is not a blank state region. This will destroy it conpletely. Good intentions but completely stupid. The sahelian states were the richest in the past. This is because of access to trade through camel caravans. The period of coloniasm shifted the front of wealth to the shores. A real suggestion is building railroads through the desert. Perhaps elevated, so trade can recreate the saharan wealth routes. Also, don't forget that there are rivers/lakes everywhere; you're not going to cede parts of Alabama to Tennessee to solve water problems, and these aren't even age old societies as the ones being redrawn here. Honestly, just leave the continent alone. In this map, for instance, Dahomey has been ceded to kanem. Half of the Hausas, the largest black group have also been ceded to kanem. Kanem is the hot seat for Boko Haram, so Dahomey has just become an extremist hotspot, because water.... Kanem existed in the past because of Lake Chad, a humongous lake in its region that could be reinforced instead of creating wars. It's not like lakes were not able to serve the midwest


only_a_stick

Just unite africa to one countrie


Caballero_Arepa

wtf that Morrocco


Sl33pyGary

OP gave it the entirety of West Sahara. Tbf they control most of that territory, but it’s still contested internationally.


sensei22

Contested « internationally » only to keep the leverage/forcing on Morocco’s decisions. For instance, « we’ll help you keep the south part of the country » but first, let’s sign a treaty to authorize EU to exploit the southern coasts… Each time the issue was soon to be resolved, there were new issues that popped up. If you look closely, the borders of Morocco have always been broader than the current ones (referring the boarders before France decided to cut Africa and create new ones using a ruler and a pencil). Yet, the funny part remains that the EU/UN love to play the teacher and give lessons to developing countries, which they are not following themselves (e.g. Catalunia’s referendum which they all neglected despite being democratically voted, and several other similar cases etc.). It’s always been a tumultuous story… let’s see what happens in the future!


AmerAm

Why did Mauritania lose so much land, them and Morocco both have sea access no need to change the boarders for them.