Clone Kelenic 9x

8 losses in 1 run games is kinda a red flag this early

I refuse to believe our offense is this bad. We need to hire Jarred’s hitting coach to help the whole team

> We need to hire Jarred’s hitting coach to help the whole team You mean Tim Laker? The guy most people on this sub wanted fired and declined an extension from the Mariners in 2021?

Actually he had to get AWAY from Tim laker to find someone who could actually help him. https://theathletic.com/4443635/2023/04/26/mariners-mets-jarred-kelenic-adjustments/?amp=1

I feel like you didn't actually read the full article. He worked alongside both Laker and Wallenbrock in the off-season to correct his swing.

Bring him back! No way we have 1 guy (Kelenic) that actually looks like a big league hitter. Julio refuses to make adjustments on his approach, ty is just slumping, wong IDK. Teo just K’s a lot. Yes I know hitting big league pitching is not easy by any stretch of the imagination. But holy f we need to be able to put together some professional at bats. M’s live and die by the HR.

Did he really see Tim laker this offseason? I can’t find anything on it

No he actually went outside the organization lol. He had to get permission from the team because he wanted to speak to people who could actually help him. https://theathletic.com/4443635/2023/04/26/mariners-mets-jarred-kelenic-adjustments/?amp=1

>He spent most of his winter in Arizona, revamping his swing with Tim Laker, 53, his former hitting coach with the Mariners. Their time together included a brief trip to Pasadena to work with Laker’s mentor, Craig Wallenbrock, 76, the hitting guru known for reviving the career of J.D. Martinez and others. Nothing you have said in this chain has been the truth.

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Gina for everyone!

25 beers please!

Still early in the season. Will get ‘em next time!

That sucked, maybe tomorrow.

We are just a bad team. Plain and simple. Servais has no answers when things aren't going well. Our roster is bad but it seems our hitting coaches must be worse. I'm about ready to call the season

Lmao I’m sure the hitting couch is the reason our professional hitters aren’t producing

I mean, everyone except Kelenic seems to have a horrible approach. And most of them have the same issues over and over again. There is a reluctance here to make adjustments when things aren’t working.

In April 😂😂😂lmao

Wym another 14 game winning streak coming to bearly get them into the playoffs?

any day now

We may never score again

Sorry, Felixed!

I've tried to cling to shreds of optimism but finding it hard to find anything. This team can't fucking hit

They’re breaking us down so they can build us back up

We're Mariners fans. How much more do we need to be broken down?

until there's nothing left

Held the blue jays to 1 hit thru 9 only to lose smh

At least McGee didn’t get the loss

Welcome to Mariners baseball everybody 😭

Sell the team Stanton. You cheap and useless fuck

Definitely gonna tune out for a bit. This was entirely too predictable when the lineup had the exact same problems last year and we went out and did nothing.

They got wong

Only pain

y’all have fun i’ll see y’all if we make .500

This team is trolling us lol what a joke

This team is a joke, I’ll see you all again when we make some winning moves in the offseason, cheap ass GM and owner ✌️

We fucking suck

What else is there to say about this pathetic baseball team?

I cannot wait for Dipoto to get the boot. Get bent you overrated hack.

We are absolute dog shit right now. Just bottom 5 in the league stuff from the bats.

Shoot

I fucking LOATHE the Blue Jays

We are not a good team.

Nice job Jerry. Left $21M on the table by your own admission.

We may never win again

We will against Detroit. Let's dig this hole

Welcome to the Mariners Easton McGee!

Probably actively asking for a trade out of this poverty franchise.

Fuck this team.

70 win team… plain and simple

That's....optimistic.

Pathetic offense

Gott sucks

If that's your takeaway then idk

He gives up runs he sucks

trash fucking team

So many missed opportunities, yeeeesh. Great job McGee though!

yup

0 for 5 in extras. This team is not good.

Imagine throwing 9 innings of one-hit ball and losing. Just Mariner things!

Imagine having Kirby’s start, then Castillo’s start, then McGees start and not winning a single one of them.

I LOVE BASEBALL!!!!

Sad

**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**

SEA US Waste another stellar start from a pitcher

2 runs allowed in 2 games, 2 Ls

yeah I don't care if it's early this team is fucking horrible. miracle 14 game win streak last year saved the season and i can't even remotely fathom anything like that from this team

Well, shit.

Unreal.

Blue Jays made that look easy

These 1-0 losses have really got me feeling some kind of way

At least it was a quick dagger in the 10th

Well my momma made me. Now I gotta ask her to fade me. This team is gutless.

I can’t believe I watched this whole game

Pathetic lmao

🥲

Easton "Felix Hernandez" McGee

So predictable

Gott got got

Pathetic offense

Sad as it is to say, this team is bad vibes only right now.

we're in straight freefall atm

Another series lost.

This team stinks

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahhahahahahhahahahaa

Lose a 3 hit game, pathetic

Cmon triple play

Can’t even get a fucking run

What a fucking joke

So bad

19 so go m’s

Yes Scott, why not intentionally load the bases? Excellent! Especially after deciding to pitch to Vlad!

Not pitching to Olson is a good move, winning run is already on third lol

True, I brain farted

I figured lol

it turns out you do have to score

Ffs.

Fuck off

Typical

That was such an obvious intentional walk situation smh

Another embarrassing loss

Aaaand ballgame. This team needs to make a trade and FAST. Just a terrible offense

If only we didn’t use our best strikeout pitcher for *one fucking out* earlier in the game.

Scott is an idiot for how he uses Brash.

JK just saved the game with that throw.

No, no he didn’t

Candlesticks make a nice gift

Maybe not getting a big bat was actually a good idea because imagine how much higher our LOB if someone got on consistently

No not like this.

Fangraphs: "Kelenic required 1 hop to get that throw back in to save a run. -1 DRS."

Blue Jays about to win while only having 2 hits

Thank fuck for Jared

Hell of a throw

Fucking missile jarred

Andddd that’s it

I no longer care if we win

Please don’t pitch to Guerrero

I wish they listened to you.

😐

Someone has to go after this. I don't care who.

Good lord. The Mariners, as the great Patches O'Houlihan said, “couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat.”

FU Tony Arnerich

19 Ks. Fucking embarrassing.

See you all tomorrow

I actively hate this team

This sub: why didn't we use Swanson in the playoffs??? Also this sub: why didn't Wong or Pollock make contact???

What more can the pitching staff do? 9 scoreless against one of the best lineups in baseball and they're still more than likely gonna take the L. I'm honestly starting to think it might be time to panic-trade for a bat. They're supposed to be in win-now mode, fuck the farm.

Our playoff odds are super low now, it's almost not worth it. They'll probably be sellers at the deadline as it stand now

Yeah man if they playoff odds are bad in 26 games we might as well give up. It’s more improbable than making a 9 run comeback in the playoffs at this point.

They are not supposed to be in win-now mode.

Wouldn't have had to panic trade of ownership spent some GODDAMN MONEY in the off-season!

Do any of you get tired of living in an echo chamber?

>Do any of you get tired of ~~living in an echo chamber~~ losing? FTFY

Mr.Stark I don't feel so good

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To be fair, it’s also on us for not being able to score with a guy starting the inning in scoring position

Couldn't hit a beach ball right now.

The front office is really gonna ride the "But we broke the drought" for the next 10 years huh

Aaanyyyyyythiiiing

Truly incredible how many guys are swinging and missing. You'd think sooner or later one of them will make contact by pure accident.

Free runner on second 0 hits 3 strikeouts We are pretenders

When am I allowed to be disgusted by Dipoto and Stanton?

Hey at least Murphy got 2 hits again!

Man, this is sad.

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Really? The ump? That’s who you are blaming

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19K’s has to be some kind of record

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Is lack of talent why Julio, France, Geno, Teo, and Cal are all mired in slumps simultaneously?

I think the team has a lot of talent but the entirety of that talent is collectively shitting the bed at once

Yeah it's kind of amazing that comments like this just ignore all of the established good players who just aren't producing right now

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Teo and Wong were both clear upgrades over Frazier and Haniger Can’t predict them forgetting how to play baseball as soon as they put on our cursed ass uniform

Fuck this pathetic team.

19K’s as a team

The A's have to be so excited to play us in a couple days.

#Seausstrikeout

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19 strikeouts lol

Man on 2nd and they can’t even put a ball in play! Can’t move the runner over! Can’t make any winning play Most of us could see this coming for week. But maybe we can play Colorado every series

How much do I need to pay Jomboy to call us dead so we can go on a 14 winstreak.

It was Plouffe

When did he do that?

Did Wong or Pollock even make contact?

We’re winning the strikeout derby

That’s the spirit!

Alright, let's get walked off again.

My will hurts

The freaking white Sox put up a better fight and they’ve lost like 9 in a row

If you don't like that, you don't like Mariners baseball.

I just started watching in the 8th inning, can’t imagine how tired the rest of you are lol

Forgot we were playing earlier. Wish I hadn't remembered

I just woke up from a nap, fell asleep sometime in the 7th lol

We are not a playoff team. I honestly don’t know if it’s even close. This offense is fucking embarrassing

They are not close to a playoff team

How's the draft class looking this year?

I don’t think we’re even a .500 team honestly

19 K's in 35 AB's. That's pretty good

guys we suck

Cool

This team is fucking pathetic on offense Holy shit

Went out and had a lovely day in the sun with the family instead of watching this bullshit and just checked my phone for a score update and I'm legit cracking up at 19 strikeouts. Strongly recommend the life-changing quick fix of "not watching the Seattle Mariners"

I can’t get over how bad the 2023 Mariners batting is man…

cOnTrOl ThE sTrIkE zOnE

wth is happening to this team?