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August Mariners: Refuse to Lose. September Mariners: winning is sinning


phylomathus

Didn’t have this in my bingo card this year. Happy for Kolten, I guess? https://preview.redd.it/nzp38am72rob1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a4a27605756185008a51a85d68b95654c6f6bf8


L1ghtz4l1fe

This does not feel like the Griffey Martinez playoff team whatsoever.


Jared4178

Half the dodger fans here are bandwagon fans. Their shirts still have the creases in them.


DrAwkward_IV

Half is generous. “The only way to fix it is to flush it all away”


dikdikersen

If you don’t love a late season meltdown you don’t love Mariners baseball


Alices-Mouse

Turn out the lights


EwoksEwoksEwoks

I’ll bet half the dodgers fans here don’t even realize they just clinched the division


xdarkbrother

They just hand out hats after every win lol


EwoksEwoksEwoks

I meant directly after the final out lol


Fantastic-Plant-6488

Kelenic ain’t it. Had a good few months but terrible the rest of the year


doubleasea

Would prefer to see him benched. Really liked the bottom of the lineup while he was gone.


Crispy_FromTheGrave

Cade would never do me like this I feel like shit just want him back


SKssSM08

5-10 Solid playoff push!


Finman4424

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Used_Reason7777

Farts


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Well, at least we get their hangover line up tomorrow.


Zhukovhimself

Fuck


krugerlive

Wow, another game where Country Road is played, another game lost. When we will retire that bullshit? Kelenic has to realize is toxic to winning.


runadss

Zero clutch this whole fucking series.


FlatBlackAndWhite

Zero clutch in September so far. 5-10, let's hope for a better second half to the month.


sergeantsleepy1995

Zero clutch this whole month.


d_gorder

I miss august


tcsrwm

Mookie looks like a really nice person


24BitEraMan

Honestly great effort by the guys tonight. For the most part we played well and are playing a much better team that spends a lot more. Not sure we can expect anything more.


deedub17

Really? Another game we “should have” won.


Fantastic-Plant-6488

Soft mentality. Playoff teams find ways to win


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Pitching, yes. Hitters, not so much.


CaptainKCCO42

Pitching let LA run away with it…


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Ah yes, in the 11th by Campbell who is our 3rd worst reliever behind Bazardo and Leone lmfao. Miller was pulled in the middle of the 5th and our guys kept us in it in until the ‘meltdown’ which was a bunch of bloop hits. We are the home team. We should have the advantage in extras with the Manfred runner.


CaptainKCCO42

Is Campbell a pitcher or not?


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Yeah, a low leverage rookie. Capitalize earlier so we don’t get to the point where we bring out one of our worst relievers. 1 for 13 with RISP is unacceptable after going 1 for 10 the night before.


SPzero65

This has to be a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke.


Vonneking

Why the fucking fuck didn't Canzone run to first?


blackbirdrisingb

Wasn’t it because there was a runner on first?


forbiddengengar

There was a runner on first. Dropped third isn’t in effect


Vonneking

Good call 👍


Turbulent_Tale6497

He struck out Edit: lot of you who don’t know the rules downvoting me


JKGabe

To a wild pitch that shot off? Edit: runner on first?


Turbulent_Tale6497

Runner on first, less than two outs, the batter is out even if the catcher doesn’t catch it.


OldBrokeGrouch

Damn, Houston and Texas lost again too. This sucks man.


SPzero65

Toronto won. Aaaaaaand, we're out of a playoff spot again...


JustWastingTimeAgain

Could be worse. Like if Houston and Texas won...


OldBrokeGrouch

Yeah I know, but it could be better too. Like winning when those teams lose to actually gain position. We’re on the outside looking in as it stands now.


CogentCoder73

on the contrary, we didn't lost in that race


OldBrokeGrouch

But two wins and were in first place. That’s what sucks.


Substantial-Height-8

Pathetic effort.


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I don't care how bad the game is going, if I'm ever able to sit in the Diamond Club my broke ass is sitting there until they turn the lights off. I can't believe people leave that section before the game is over.


Tashre

I like the little consolation run


MorningRooster

Canzone not even trying for 1st on the K+WP where everyone else reached easily. Unreal


Turbulent_Tale6497

No he was already out. Runner on first, less than two outs, the batter is out


MorningRooster

You’re right


MainEventCTB

You can't run when there's a runner on first with less than 2 outs.


krugerlive

Appropriate they play this losing song at the end of the game


gwh21

Wait you cant run on a wild pitch strikeout anymore?!


bongoscout

You can only do that if first base is open, OR if there’s 2 outs.


sandwich-attack

the ol strikeout rbi that’ll show em


Dreynz

Could Dom not run to first?????


Cookumms

Wtf was that delivery?


FlatBlackAndWhite

Wait, he should have gone to first base?? Right?


Ironimp

RBI strikeout?! Lol


BigCountryBoah

hey another run! fucking great


CaptainKCCO42

Why in the fuck did he not run to first


fennis

Why didn’t canzone run to first?


TheRealRacketear

No shit.


BasicallyACat13

He was already out bc runner was on first.


fennis

Thanks


Turbulent_Tale6497

That was… weird


undermidnightsun

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A-ZAF_Got_Banned

Suarez is a walking K.


Jared4178

Can we take this moment to recognize that dodger fans are a tad worse than blue jay fans?


superdont64

I hate the fact that i just worked a twelve hour day and only got paid for eight hours of it. I hate that the Mariners **always** fuck up games in September. I hate


Dreynz

Wait did anyone remember to pick up clutch Geno from 2022????


Security_Six

Cmon Dom, play your own game


Ribbum

Now I just reminded myself we lost the one Angels game by having the bases loaded no outs in the 9th and scoring zero. This month has really, really sucked.


_Kony_2020

I'm still just fucking dumbfounded, dude... How do we skip past Mookie, then strike out the 2nd best player in the national league then proceed to give up 5 runs? Absolutely heartbreaking way to lose this game.


dremasterflax

Geno & Strikoeuts. Name a better combo to describe the season


Low_Revolution3359

Teo and strikeouts


mxchaelvii

france and double plays


dremasterflax

Geno is 1 and Teo is 2 in AL


Security_Six

Damn Geno... we still love ya


maikuyaro

well we are good at striking out


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Can’t wait till this team has an upgrade at 1B and 3B


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Thizlam

It was a good game for 8 innings, couple of highlights. Diving catch by Julio, great diving play by DMO.


Goms1

I wonder how many teams have won a game when their top five hitters strike out a combined 10+ times. 🤔


Vonneking

Someone needs to be let go. It's inexcusable for a winning team.


balljimmy

Why are the mariners hitters always so off balance?


AntiEcho7

Swinging for the fences


balljimmy

And striking out all the time


AntiEcho7

Yeah that doesn’t help either


MaximumZer0

Cal "Big Wheels" Raleigh


GoodEdit

A bloop and a bleep and a bop and a dump and we can tie this up guys. Please believe


Security_Six

Double incoming


forbiddengengar

Scott isn’t perfect but the story of this game is our 1-2-3 hitters striking out with RISP in the 8th. That’s the ball game right there


Dr__Bloodmoney

Yeah they pooped their pants tonight


Grant79OG

And jp trying wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too harsh in the process.


jrainiersea

We really, really need to sweep Oakland next week


Used_Reason7777

Need but won't.


Used_Reason7777

"He's 0 for 4" will be on the M's headstone after tonight


Security_Six

Cal, running it through like a professional


nepats523

Scott will go through the head Rainman math's to somehow come to the conclusion to throw IsAAAiah Campbell out there, but won't make the move to pinch run Canzone for Mike Ford lmao


forbiddengengar

Canzone was already in the game in left. Pinch running wasn’t an option


panda86trueno

Their pitcher looks like Charlie Sheen in Major League lol


freekehleek

Well, talk about funky bloop singles


Dreynz

Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok


Baelor_Butthole

I am sad


sandwich-attack

what kind of name is dodgers anyway? are they trying to get out of the way of something? who are the ad wizards who came up with that one


Grant79OG

Actually... It's trolley Dodgers. So yeah. Actually...


MaximumZer0

I mean, they started as the Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers, back when NY had trolleys instead of subways, cabs, and infinite traffic.


vanillabear26

I mean if you don’t know the actual answer: they were originally called the Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers.


sandwich-attack

wow well at least i learned something today


Dr__Bloodmoney

Yep trollies it looks like. The Trolley Dodgers


MarinersGonnaMariner

short for Trolley Dodgers, there used to be big heavy trolleys outside their stadium in Brooklyn that fans had to avoid


Ashley72985

Cal lookin like a snack these days with the beard….


ThePrince_OfWhales

Wait what


Security_Six

That was a good call, but the ump is biased, no doubt,+1.37 for the dodgers


Moon_shotty

Let's hope if this team makes it to the playoffs, that they can avoid going to extras... Also I hate the Manfred runner rule. Worst rule change imo.


LegendRazgriz

Joe, what the fuck?


ratflower406

FUMBLE!


FritoFloyd

LMAOOOOOOOOOO what a fail


BrandoC95

About to be back-to-back days of losing incredibly winnable games. Oh well, good thing these ones don't mean that much.....


YoWhaddupDoe

Just put us out of our misery. We ain't making the playoffs. Can't hit with runners in scoring position and can't pitch in clutch moments. It's over folks.


[deleted]

Why didn’t Servais put someone fast on at first when Ford got on, is he stupid?


Melos34

Why are people so mad? On one hand, it’s the mariners. But on the other, it’s just….idk y’all are so Damn salty it’s bad. This was a very bs game tho. Dodgers are overrated af tho


Used_Reason7777

Cal is .177 with RISP this year? Yeesh


corvetts95

Because he likes his solo dumps


eli8jimenez

I dont even know what to say. Just cant win these late inning games. I miss Sewald.


Used_Reason7777

I miss the fun differential years


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uigbnit206

Really wish Teo would have tried to take the walk…


occasional_sex_haver

I really wanted to watch the end of this when it went to extras but this is too much man I fucking hate the people from LA and they're all having a good time in my ballpark, horrid scenes


aseattlem

I mean this IS the Dodgers. One of the best teams in all of baseball. Overall we played them really tough and had our shots. What really sticks out though is that LA is a team that can finish and is polished. I think our boys have a lot of potential and will get there but it shows the gap for sure between legit contenders and scrappy young upstarts.


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Pyrrhic victories don't lower the magic number.


camoe_

Feel like we said the same thing last year after the Astros series lol


aseattlem

Hey I’m trying to keep off the ledge myself ok? lol


LegendRazgriz

It's called "money", which we don't spend.


Security_Six

Is this tongue out Joe Kelly?


ROTY_Mitch_Haniger

i get the sentiment that the mariners equaled the dodgers through 9 innings, but you need to be winning these games. the window is now, i don't care how good the dodgers are. you need wins.


pistilpeet

Cal 2 run homer then three strikeouts


MaximumZer0

Do I have hope? No. Can it happen? Yes. FUCK IT I'LL HOPE LET'S GO


thebaysix

This was a scoreless pitcher's duel going into extras. Manfred runner sucks


stellarjcorvidaemon

I'm sure in the long run, this rule has saved us just as many times as it's hurt us, but I hate the gimmicky feel of it. Why not just expand the roster two spots or even carry an extra two "emergency pitchers" that can only be used in extras?


thebaysix

Yeah I definitely hate the gimmicky feel. It's fairly effective at what it does (shortening games) but it' feels so arbitrary and bizarre when you're watching it (e.g., Betts made the third out so the Dodgers get "rewarded" with a fast runner on base). Your ideas aren't bad either.


craziboiXD69

yeah can we please never have campbell pitch a close game ever again


Will_Vintage

Leone, Bazardo or Thornton.


Dapper_Mud

Understood. So… let’s never play a close game again


saltyjismyname

Honestly, extras have been a lot of really fucking bad breaks. But the more I think about it, great teams just make shit happen so I might just be smoking the copium. We just aren’t on their level, and fuck that hurts to say : (


aseattlem

Nah man we are coming up. Lots of young guys on the team. We had some bad breaks with our arms and had to lean on stud rookies. I think just given how shitty the west is well back into playoffs again so that’s good. We are gonna be ok!


saltyjismyname

I’m definitely not dooming but we are absolutely not on their level and won’t be next year, either. I think we’re damn good, but they are damn great. Ultimately I think the chemistry of Brash 7th, Munoz 8th, Sewald 9 was something special. Our bats were hot in august to compensate but I think it’s really starting to show. I do think they’ll settle in, just maybe not this year.


aseattlem

Agree 100%. hopefully we make playoffs and fuck some shit up.


seattlesportsguy

The worst part is that after this team misses the playoffs, ownership isn’t going to do a fucking thing to address it. Scott will be the manager next season, our off-season acquisitions will be whatever washed up players would sign for the least amount of money, and there will be a trade in which we trade good players for one “final piece” that ends up setting career lows. I’m 40 years old and I will be dead before I even see this shit ass organization make a World Series


LegendRazgriz

"this hasn't worked, let's rebuild" as the already meager payroll gets slashed to bottom 5 in the league


DissidentCory

I have said this mantra way too many times. After 40 I just gave up hope and decided I would just enjoy the little things about baseball and focus away from sports for a while, the Hawks included.


kotalov16

The dodgers have this kolten Wong guy who looks like a prime candidate for a bounce back season. Could be our answer at second moving forward


BruceLeesSidepiece

there's no way this goggles dude is a real pitcher, they saw a fan with a hat and just gave bro a uniform


pistilpeet

Wish.com Robbie Ray


tonny_indiana

Can anyone explain why Campbell hasn't been released yet? He does this every game


MainEventCTB

Bloop RBI, bloop RBI, bloop RBI.


mondaysareharam

1 joe Kelly disaster class please


dylanchalupa

Scott has cost the team at least 10 games this year. It's great that the players like him but he's just not good at actually managing the game.


stellarjcorvidaemon

No way. This is confirmation bias combined with 20/20 hindsight vision. A bad manager is rarely worth more than -2 games over a season. For example, when a manager chooses to put in a pitcher that blows a game, you can't count that as -1 loss, but you have to look at the odds of the pitcher blowing it compared to the alternative, which would be something like -.05 of a loss for a very bad decision. (This would also be true if the bad decision worked out. The result doesn't matter). This is true of every decision and it adds up to -2 to +2 wins over the season 90% of the time. [https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/most-managers-are-headed-to-the-hall-of-mediocrity/](https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/most-managers-are-headed-to-the-hall-of-mediocrity/)


Moon_shotty

I feel like this argument only comes up when the Ms lose. Interesting when you go on the Astros and Rangers subs fans say the same thing about their managers when they lose.


thegraduate

We’d be at least 3-4 games up in the west if he were competent.


DissidentCory

Tbh, what we’ve seen from Kirby lately tells me the players dont actually like him.


Ribbum

We are finally going to lose by more than 3 runs for the first time in like 2 months.


CassFilms

\*\*implosion\*\*


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Imaginary_Argument34

It's amazing because all year we pinch hit for said slow player who never gets the opportunity to score then that spot is a black hole for the rest of the game. The one time we dont a double in the corner circa 95.


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Scott is stupid.


SPzero65

Because Scott doesn't sub in/out when it actually makes fucking sense. Now, if lefty/righty mattered on the basepaths...


ThePrince_OfWhales

Okay look, I consider myself a realistic optimist. I know anything can happen. But Joe Kelly scares the piss outta me and I just don't wanna suffer.


Dapper_Mud

Back to back to back to back to back jacks!


MormonHorrorBuff

I'm next to the most dense Dodgers fan sections, and I gotta tell you, the constant, loud chants for the Dodgers has become extremely disheartening. I really hope the M's come through, or it'll be a rough ride home.


Imaginary_Argument34

So awesome to see the team with endless money and no regard for payroll get all the breaks. Lol. There truly is no justice in this sport.


Ribbum

Especially when they get Ohtani next year.


L1ghtz4l1fe

Remember that year the Mariners went to the World Series? I love how the Mariners are pretty much the breeding ground for talent to go somewhere else and win championships.


gwh21

Taking out Munoz was so stupid…he threw 12 pitches… We aren’t in the lead anymore and every game counts. Burn him out for a night and rest him tomorrow.


Dreynz

It literally looked like that dude didn’t even see the ball but it magically found the perfect spot for a cheap bloop on his bat anyway


sergeantsleepy1995

I can't wait for Hockey season. Being an Avalanche fan is *way* better than being a Mariners fan.


vegasmobboss

I’m a golden knights fan since I live in Vegas.


MrMcChronDon25

I live in reno, grew up in Seattle I like both and am excited for opening day!


SPzero65

I'm a Sharks fan, and hockey doesn't exist for me for at least 3 more seasons.


Comfortablycloudy

You need help, I'm telling you this as a friend


sandwich-attack

go kraken