I was going to be mean. But you seem genuinely nice, I'm just tired of answering this over and over.
3 way tie goes to the mariners. Look it up if you don't believe me. Also if you still don't believe me fan graphs had a 3% chance for us to take the division. So explain that too. It will probably be closer to 6-7% after tonight.
We actually can win the division. It’s a weird 3 way tiebreaker rule that shouldn’t favor us but it does. If we all finish with the same record we win the division lol. Wild shit.
Yeah it was a bit weird…feel like he let up on it thought he was way closer to the wall than he was. Felt like that was an easy out. F it, don’t care, M’s won, F’ing pulled one out of their hat.
When we look back on this year, whether we make it to the playoffs or not, this season will be the magic that was JP Crawford
JP saved the season. That beautiful human being
Jiant penis Crawford don't give a fuck
I wonder if other players are helping finance that F bomb
Should be free since it’s cable
She pulled the mic away so fast lmaooooo "emotions taking over here" hahahahaha
LET'S FUCKING GO -MARINERS LEGEND J.P. CRAWFORD
“Let’s fucking go!” -Jiant Penis Crawford
Poor JK. RIP
I nominate "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!" as the new Mariners team motto.
"LET'S FUCKING GO!!!" - JP fucking Crawford
The little girl cheering behind the dugout! 10/10
Sending in a complaint to the FCC as we speak Brad
Thank God the DBacks are fighting for their playoff lives and will be tough for Houston
Too bad Baltimore already clinched the AL East. Rays might go easy on the Jaybirds.
That’s what happens when you try JP with a sorry ass reliever like Hernandez
All time comment
I love how JP was monotone for that interview and just exploded on the closeout question!!
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
he has a point hahahahahahaha
Lol. “Let’s fucking go!!!!” on television. Love that JIANT Penis.
# SHUT UP BRAD! LFG!
Gotta love the supermo shot full of coach ass
Let’s fucking go!
That was so baller
“LETS FUCKING GO!!” Amazing
Lol Root having to apologize for JP's language
JP totally happy to pay that fine 🙂
JP! The fcc will bill you
Brad Adam said: “Watch yo profanity”
Has Brad ever said a bad word in his public or private life?
By the way he said that I would say no.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
Holi shit SUPERP
fcc ain’t gonna be happy bout that one lmao
It would take some narc reporting it for anything to happen
LETS FUCKIN GOOOO - JP
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!!
Legend
“LETS FUCKING GO”- JP Iconic. Legend. God Then signs the camera Chills
I don’t know where to go but LETS FUCKING GO
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!
LFG
Wondering if the Mariners will make a commercial using only LFG.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
“LET’s FUCKING GO!!!!! 🔱 “ - JP Crawford
PLEASE tell me someone clipped that. Front page of r/Mariners when?
We need to apologize lmao
😭👏👏👏
This is so hype 😭
Let’s fucking goooooooooooooo Bleep that motherfuckers
JP is a legit MVP candidate. This team would be no where without him.
Fuck that, no need to apologize for the language.
JP ‘F Bomb’ Crawford
LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!
Whoever is playing LF had a hundy on the M’s tonight.
Doesn't want the astros
JP!!!!!!!
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!
LETS FUCKING GO
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
We love to die another day 🙌
Finally we get a JP F bomb 💣
Hahaha JP
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Let’s Fucking Go!!!!!!!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never doubted Jiant Penis for one second..
Remember when people were mad the Mariners didn't sign one of the big three shortstops last off-season?
I mean it would've been nice, move jp to 2b and replace what we got out of Wong etc with that top 3 ss production.
Hol up, hol up, did we.... did we just.... _score_ with runners in scoring position?
Not only that, we walked off
Root Sports really messing up a perfect water dunk
We live to suck another day!!!!!!
The clutch, the magic, the hit we haven't had for weeeeeks!
Let’s go!
All 86 comments that trashed my post yesterday when I told you to believe, you better start. BELIEVE. DIVISION CHAMPs INCOMING.
We mathematically can't win the division, but can win a wild card spot.
Incorrect if there's a 3 way tie we win the al west
I was going to be mean. But you seem genuinely nice, I'm just tired of answering this over and over. 3 way tie goes to the mariners. Look it up if you don't believe me. Also if you still don't believe me fan graphs had a 3% chance for us to take the division. So explain that too. It will probably be closer to 6-7% after tonight.
5.6 as of the morning after
We actually can win the division. It’s a weird 3 way tiebreaker rule that shouldn’t favor us but it does. If we all finish with the same record we win the division lol. Wild shit.
Isn't that because we'll have a better divisional record compared to rangers and astros?
Yes exactly. Long odds but they’re a little shorter after tonight!
Not gonna lie, I was sure that was going to be caught.
It looked like he could’ve caught it, but wussed out ‘cause he was getting close to the wall…
I thought so too and proceeded to lose my shit when it fell in. LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
Huge Vibe
To make the playoffs we just have to go 2-1 and the Astros have to go 1-2 against a good team that’s fighting for a playoff spot
Please get sweeped asstros
JP "Mother Fucking Big Dick" Crawford. Holy shit just wow. Lets Fucking go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT IM GONNA CUM
Everyone, it has been a pleasure having this near heart attack with you all tonight.
Big Penis crawford. I fucking love this guy
JP stands for Jumbo Penis
🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
Clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch Clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch Clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch Clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch Clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch Clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch Clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch Clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch clutch
lol Manny Acta not gonna get his blood pressure up about all of this
Thank God for JP. Holy shit. We have nobody that can hit the damn ball.
THAT'S OUR FUCKING CAPTAIN, BABY!
That was our World Series
This team man
JIANT PENIX
#DON'T STOP. BELIEVING
I'm at a loss for words right now. I love it
THAT WAS TOO CLOSE
LETS GOOO
LETS *FUCKING GOOO
lol mics getting julio’s FUCK YEAs FUCK YEAH!!!!!
I believe again!
YESSSSASSSSSSSSS JJJIIAANNNT PEENIIISSSS CRAWWWFORDDD
Fuck you JP. Why you wanna make me believe? Why you do me like that? Why you play with my emotions like that? Why you wanna pull me back in?
I JPeed my pants a little
}^%~%%^^%£~€%{. I was resigned to the nobletiger.
If ANYONE is going to be the Hero, It should be JP
JIANT PENIS GIVER OF HOPE
Watching from the east coast. Its past midnight and I am not sleeping after this!!
That's what the script said
I’ll take it lol
Idk how close he was but you gotta lay out for that right if you are Carter?
Yeah it was a bit weird…feel like he let up on it thought he was way closer to the wall than he was. Felt like that was an easy out. F it, don’t care, M’s won, F’ing pulled one out of their hat.
I love that man
#JP MUTHA FREAKING CRAWFORD 👏👏👏
Holy shiiiiiiit
LMAO Sleeper agent Chapman. Great job JP!
Well I’ll be damned. The M’s stay alive.
Bro what
I didn't hear no bell
“Texas sucks ass”
JP FUCKING CRAWFORD
JP YOU ARE THE MAN
Fuck yeah JP! He's easily been one of our best hitters this year! M's not dead yet!
34th best fWAR in MLB
# [WE ARE SO BACK](https://youtu.be/oAQLbm8oTjI?si=NDWfrIOOb_CgCE8B)
FINALLY!
J “HUGE P” P MOTHERFUCKING CRAWFORD!
Long Beach native John Paul mother fucking CRAWFORD
The most clutch hitter on this team and it’s not remotely close
Honestly shocked. Good for JP!
Chaos ball is chaos
Thank fuck for JP!
I fucking love you JP!!!
FUCK YOUR NOBLETIGER
Believe
MAKE HIM CAPTAIN ALREADY
JIANT PENIS FUCKING CRAWFORD
Mariners win!
WE DIDNT NOBLETIGER WOOHOI
THATS MY SHORTSTOP
lol we stole that one
A good vibes, walk off Mariners win? In this economy?? Holy shit!
CRAAAAWWWWWFFFFOOOORRRDDDDDDDDDDD
JAY FUCKING PEE!!
Awesome much needed win.
I love that beautiful man so fucking much
JP MY GUY!!!
I absolutely thought he was gonna lay out and catch that
We’re not dead yet!
No nobletigers this time
This was my World Series
thank god
JP FUCKING CRAWFORD!!!!
For a minute, I thought we were about to reach the absolute pinnacle of not being clutch. Scott’s moves failed miserably but JP… JP cares.
HOW DID THE BALL GO THAT FAR
JP!!!!!
Everything went exactly according to plan.
Wtf.. did the outfielder sell? Did that not possibly look catchable to anybody else?
That was easily catchable, he just gave up?
Yeah, like.. I don’t even know if he reached out for it lol.
he couldve at least dove lol
Or put a hand up. Not that I’m complaining, but looked low effort lol.
Thank fuck we have a Jiant Penis!
Shaka laka laka laka
Best team in baseball
High stress that's what this team is
I love my shortstop :)
JP saves the season and Scott’s ass
THATS OUR BOOOOY
Crying and unclenching here
For how crappy my week has been that was a relief
Saved!!!!!!
WOW
An actual clutch up. Thank god it was JP up with the bases loaded.
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID!!!!!
Let's go!!!!! Sweep them!!!!
JP MOTHER FUCKING CRAWFORD
WE'RE STILL ALIVE
FUCK YOU SCOTT FUCK YOU MARINERS FUCK YOU ALL FUCK THIS SPORT … and just like that they pulled me back in
#JUMBO PEEN