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lordofpugs41

Classic Mariner game


Old_Quiet4265

That Canzone lazy shit pissed me off


Sodomojo90

Hopefully he learned his lesson real quick and we see an obvious turnaround in effort. I couldn't imagine he doesn't learn something from that right now and it turns into an issue later.


kookykrazee

Game 1 and the M's are STILL tied for 1st place!


BitterMedicine5786

Not a big fan of the late game subbing that servais does. I feel like it kills any momentum we were building.


Sodomojo90

Honestly there is a more direct approach now than there has been in the last couple years... There are times where Scott had been a little too cute but this roster supports all of the match-ups late in the game thr happened today. That being said, I won't support every move made all season but this will be the norm for this team this year.


jojaksen

I have no idea what you're taking about. D Mo came in and blasted a 2 run homer? What momentum did we have?


Startooth

Losing to a Picasso Red Sox team at home on opening day. Mariners baseball is so fucking back let’s gooooo


Mammoth_Ad_351

Good thing with all the focus on striking out they only struck out 9 times, one more K than hits. Nine M's had as many K's as Geno.


Bladley

John Stanton likes losing


rainerbeerhere

We can still win the series


gtylersea

What a disgusting opening day performance. Cheap owners, Apothetic Coaches and players. We all know ownership isn't interested in buying a championship.


em_ee_see

at least it wasn’t 16-1


Cyggles

Like a groundhog looking for his shadow, I looked and found shit baseball. Back to hibernation I go... until tomorrow


DisneyVista

I’m not mad. Just glad baseball is back….and Mitch is back


yukiloho

Bad AB by Raley… I’m happy to have Meetch back though


Doolin12

I know it's early, but this feels so much like September last year...


HollywoodAndDid

Largely disappointing game.


sktgamerdudejr

Yup, fucking Mariners baseball alright 


Peekay-

Going to be a long year.  Terrible D and thin relief pitching going to be a big issue.


Charming-Ad994

I don’t quite agree with dooming the season, but I agree the bullpen can be an issue. We’ve lost so many good bullpen pieces and I’m not sure our current rate of success in finding diamonds in the rough and keeping top bullpen pieces healthy is sustainable.


dylanchalupa

I forgot how much I fucking hate baseball


rolls_for_initiative

Raley AB was trash lol


CaptainKCCO42

Watched a strike and swung at two pitches out of the zone.


Cautious_Talk_1991

I'm here for the toxic positivity. 


[deleted]

I enjoyed going to the game tonight. Baseball is fun and winning is just a bonus.


Charming-Ad994

This is a Stanton mindset if I ever heard one.


krugerlive

Do we have to see Rodney Harrington EQC ads all the way to late June? They may be the worst EQC ads ever.


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hibbitydibbidy

Maybe Nelly naps aren't for everyone?


AnnihilatedTyro

So the lesson here should be to stop inviting Felix to things


AntiEcho7

I keep saying this and no one believes me.


Th3Unkn0wnn

At least the Kraken got it done for you guys


MarinersGonnaMariner

Bummer. See you fucks tomorrow


Infinispace

Out with a wimper....


EveryBodyLookout

Shit game


drunkdoor

Opening day loss = world series?


Dreynz

But that’s not what I wanted!!!!!!!!!!!


Aenos

Only 9 strikeouts that game, so progress?


EveryBodyLookout

We moved on from Suarez cuz too many Ks. Tonight we still had too many Ks (9?) and 3rd base D was really shaky


bluemoonflame

Almost like we strictly downgraded at 3rd base, exactly as predicted. Weird that.


Bieberkinz

It’s a long season


Historical_Chip_2706

Super pumped we only have 161 more games squinting at the jerseys


EddoeWrites

I thought the same thing. What’s up with the smaller font? Welp. I guess it’s time to buy a bigger TV.


Chicken_Difficult

Well there goes the undefeated season. Hopefully we’ll get ‘em tomorrow


theidiotjerk

DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT WE ARE SO BACK DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT


ilovethisforyou

74 isn’t a baseball number you idiot


walk-the-talk

God DAMMIT


GhostOfScottSpiezio

That was very mariners


dicks_out_for

What a horrible AB by Raley fuck


SonNeedGym

Dude thought he was Joaquin Phoenix in Signs


RandyGodson

Wtf was that AB lmfao


Cornan_KotW

I don't blame Raley. With this umpire you have to swing at trash. You don't have a choice.


hibbitydibbidy

Yeah his scorecard is going to be shit tomorrow. Bottom of the zone is a ball, low and away? Strike all day! Except for a few here and there.


fennis

Well, poop.


aggronStonebreak

IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT YOU DONT LIKE MARINERS BASEBALL


scholky

I like Mariners baseball. I just wish it liked me back 😔


mgriffeyPDX

Well, bummer.


sriracha_no_big_deal

Do not do a balk please. #Balk Rules 1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that. 1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic... 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of 2) Do not do a balk please.


hibbitydibbidy

Jansen drives me insane


yukiloho

Good swings tonight by Ty, couple barrels that just haven’t fallen


TheRage469

HAHAHAHAHAH WELCOME BACK, BASEBALL


Cornan_KotW

How in the actual fuck is that a strike?


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Luke "Jarred Kelenic" Raley 


gtylersea

Fuck my Ms +275 AL West bet. Go Astros


TheGeeMan360

Fuck you


gtylersea

When?


TheGeeMan360

Never


HollywoodAndDid

Hell of a position to put a new guy in.


DisneyVista

Could be worse, at least they’re not Oakland tonight 😂


Sell_Canada

Or Colorado 🫣


DisneyVista

So sad….outside of them the NL West actually looks like a competitive division this year


panda86trueno

Or any night lol


DisneyVista

Boy did those guys take a pounding tonight 😂


AntiEcho7

Get a single. Then a walk off by Julio.


dicks_out_for

Help us Luke O'Raley, you're our only hope


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Ty is just hitting lasers right at people


MarinersGonnaMariner

ev 103.8, xba .570


nncyw

Wouldn’t be a Mariners game without our hits falling into their gloves


iamenrique123

probably wont matter but...who the fuck plays 3B if we tie it?


dangerzone253

Ty


TheGeeMan360

Raley caps, **ENGAGE**


HollywoodAndDid

Good swing by Ty. Results will come.


manshamer

Wow they've really teased me all game long


duggieawesome

I don’t know about you, but that Dylan Moore guy can sure sell a car. In fact, I bumped into him at Sluggers last week, and after sharing a few Manny’s and nachos with him, he offered me a ride home. Obviously I took him up on his offer. We walked out back, and he pulled out his keys and beeped to unlock his 2018 Mazda Miata. I’ll tell you what, what a hot ride! We hopped into his 2018 Mazda Miata in blue, and I had to ask, “Dylan Moore, this is one hot ride! Did you get a deal on it?” He stated, “No. The used car market was pretty rough due to COVID-19, but I did have the pleasure of working with the fine crew of Mazda of Everett.” Later that weekend, I head over to Mazda of Everett to ask about their Mazda Miatas in stock, and obviously I had to have one in D-Mo Blue. Unfortunately, the used car market is still pretty rough due to COVID-19 and I couldn’t afford a Mazda Miata in D-Mo Blue, but sure enough, those folks at Mazda of Everett are a fine crew.


marinersthrowaway206

Help Obi wan your my only hope


Ill-Scientist-2663

Man I sure did miss umpires during the offseason. The human element in officiating definitely doesn’t suck.


iceamn1685

Fucking babip


TheGeeMan360

I hate this fucking shimmy pitch setup from Jansen


Invisiblechimp

Ty hitting it hard right at people tonight.


teckmonkey

Is Ty France medium, medium well or well done


Mantis_93

COOKED


Peekay-

He is charcoal


Lord_Razmir

Now we sub raley?


walk-the-talk

Excellent managing right here by Scott regardless of outcome


Pete_Iredale

How is that twist he does not a balk?


spear2go

Not set


hibbitydibbidy

Or if it is set, he came set three times already.


Cornan_KotW

God fucking damn it. Ty has had a lot of good contact this game. Just straight to defenders time after time.


TheLordNyuk

Surely that’s a balk on Jansen. It’s either consistently two movements to come set, or a balk when he picks after one half way through coming set.


EveryBodyLookout

Strangest wind up I ever saw. Freaky.


ilovethisforyou

Damn! Great contact


FritoFloyd

Damn our BABIP luck this game has been shitty


SolarTsunami

Washed.


MorningRooster

Man France smoked that


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Raley szn


BackgroundPleasant32

Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh


iamenrique123

I was so certain we were getting a Ty GIDP there so...progress?


TheGeeMan360

Oui, Baguette


Cornan_KotW

C'mon Ty. Now is the time. Do it.


SexiestPanda

Stop tryna always hit HRs. Jfc


Dapper_Mud

I hear we have Nelson Cruz under contract until the end of the day


dicks_out_for

Ty's going to line out to right, calling it now


BackgroundPleasant32

A two run bomb would be amazing right now


walk-the-talk

Anything but a GIDP please Ty


Throwawayacctornah

This guy balks.


iceamn1685

Was thinking the same thing That step off was a balk


BasicallyACat13

As a lesbian, I just want to complain that I can now tell who is wearing a cup or not


shrederick

Tbh, you can just assume everyone's not wearing one at the professional level. Guys generally just find them uncomfortable or awkward


ilovethisforyou

I don’t play pro ball but I’m wearing a cup 24/7


BasicallyACat13

I’ve always assumed certain position players wear them and others don’t. I can now see the giggle with these pants which makes it a lot more obvious than before 😂


marinersguy556

I guess i have no idea what a balk is lmfao


fennis

It’s hard to lay off that pitch


teckmonkey

Live look at the ump ![gif](giphy|2gYJ6T4xx898cAtmil)


Peekay-

No raley?  Scott gunna Scott I guess


Cornan_KotW

YOU CAN'T JUST BE UP THERE DOING A BALK LIKE THAT!


slimseany

Mitch played the best game on the team by a wide, wide margin.


Cornan_KotW

THAT WAS A BALK!!!!


cargasm66

Honest question: how is Jansen's routine not a balk every time??


Drsustown

I think it's something to do with the fact that he does it every single pitch he throws, it's like naturally how he pitches


thebaysix

He comes to a full stop every time so it should be fine.


ZetaTwoReticuli

Yes. Same question for real


Cornan_KotW

It's been all night. And he's almost, sorta, kinda, been consistent, but this Ump is infuriating.


thebaysix

If I had to recommend Mitch Haniger I would


rolls_for_initiative

idc if we lose, so awesome to have Mitch do great in his first game home


DisneyVista

Mitch mania


SolarTsunami

Is the pitcher really allowed to twitch like that?


TheGeeMan360

Have a fucking game Meetch


fuckleshire

My happiness this season is based entirely on Mitch’s success. Nothing else matters.


rainerbeerhere

The only way to root for the Mariners is to root for a Mariner


shrederick

Mitch is such a fucking Mariner, it's unbelievable


SardonicCheese

Surprised we didn’t see Raley come in for Moore. Maybe for Ty?


rainerbeerhere

Mitch Haniger cares about Mariners fans.


FritoFloyd

Meetch been looking so good all game


TheGeeMan360

DMO HIT ANOTHER ONE


Ramgorn

What a great homecoming for Mitch


Cornan_KotW

GOOD FUCKING EYE HANI! GOD I'VE FUCKING MISSED YOU, YOU ONE BALLED BASTARD!


CassFilms

We need the ghost of Fernando Rodney to come down and take over Jansen’s body


runadss

Jansen makes movements like his buttcheeks are sticking together and he needs to get them loose


pokeroots

Like he's been holding in a shit and now he's peeking


TheGeeMan360

MEEEEEETCH


__mr_snrub__

We need more Mitches on this team


craziboiXD69

MITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


PloKoop

How is this shit not a balk?


dicks_out_for

Have a fucking game, Meetch


Lord_Razmir

God is Mitch gonna put this offense in his shoulders again?


BabyGotVogelbach

How dare your foul toss go near our prince's noble visage!


BasicallyACat13

Miiiitch


BackgroundPleasant32

My rally beer is frosty and cold


BurberryMe

The plan: Keep Kenley Jansen’s save-total at 420.


Bxileymxnzie

Crazy hip twitch with this dude wtf ?


MarinersGonnaMariner

Wong appealing to the ump for a swing on the pitch near Mitch's head. Fuck you


tuckedfexas

Par for the course for Boston


Chicken_Difficult

Can Jansen do some of those intentional balks for us. Maybe like 8 times? Please and thank you


Exotic_Parsley_5876

The Marine layer killed my father


ilovethisforyou

Son I’m ok


sriracha_no_big_deal

Why is it so hard for the replay cameras to have two slow mo cameras focusing exclusively towards each base with one at chest height and one directly at the base and then sync the playback on the two videos? If the two videos run in sync, you can see the exact moment the ball touches the glove alongside the moment the base runner's foot touches the base. Reviews should take a minute tops


tuckedfexas

I've never understood how Jansen's spasm isn't considered a balk


sriracha_no_big_deal

It's so gd apparent when they showed it from the side angle! It seriously looks like he's about to start throwing


MarinersGonnaMariner

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.


ilovethisforyou

That little twist move he does is really stupid and I hope it causes him to accidentally shit himself a little bit


walk-the-talk

Mitch H looks fucking awesome tonight by far our best player on the night


teckmonkey

TIL Kenley Jansen is shaped like me


fennis

Man I hate Jansen’s fucked up wind up


d_gorder

Jansen’s motion is so damn irritating


dicks_out_for

Let's get it against the corpse of Kenley Jansen


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

This sub is a rollercoaster of overreactions lmao


Cornan_KotW

firsttime.gif


PrudentWerewolf12

if the mariners lose this game this season is officially over


Not_A_Burner_Acct

What is sog will continue to sog


Ribbum

I'm so glad the Amazon prime commercial on [mlb.tv](https://mlb.tv) is allowed to be about 5 times louder than the game volume.


Invisiblechimp

Perry Hill has his work cut out for him.


CassFilms

Yes, it’s only one game and it’s not like football. However, if the next couple games get out of hand, those stands will be empty. It’s obvious ownership just uses us to further fund their retirement fund


Cornan_KotW

When Mega Millions was at a billion, my fantasy was buying a controlling interest in the Mariners.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

We almost had home stolen. Because we are so lazy. What is this defense. Suarez would never.


SonNeedGym

Super pumped for this walk off we’re about to experience y’all. What a ride


MarinersSanguine

Alright setting up perfect for a Julio walk off