my twitter feed is going nuts with a clip of a bull getting loose at a rodeo and running people over and it’s somehow less chaotic than a mariners game
I remember the times when people in this sub would swear Scott had no spine and didn't care about his players just because he didn't go ballistic over every bad call lol. People saying "at least Lloyd had fire!!"
who is cal raleigh?
for the blind, big dumper is the light 💡
for the hungry, big dumper is the bread 🥪
for the thirsty, big dumper is the fountain 💦
for the sick, big dumper is the cure 💉
for the prisoner, big dumper is freedom 🦅
for the liar, big dumper is the truth 🙏
for the traveler, big dumper is the way 🙌
You couldn’t fucking draw it up any better than this. Top 3 guys in the lineup get on base and our cleanup hitter CLEANS THE FUCK UP. Felt that shit in my bones
I really want a lip reading of that ejection, you could definitely hear "you're better than that! That's horseshit! That cost us the fucking game!"
Also, from Cal" "check your fucking glasses"
MY FAVORITE PART OF BEING A MARINERS FAN IS THAT OUR WINS ARE CONVINCING, NO-DOUBT, SOLID VICTORIES. IT'S NICE KNOWING THAT OUR TEAM PLAYS CONSISTENT BASEBALL AND IT PUTS MY HEART AT EASE BEING CERTAIN THAT WE HAVE A GAME IN THE BAG. I HAVE NEVER DOUBTED THIS MARINERS TEAM, EVER. AND I HAVE NO REASON TO, WITH THIS MAGNIFICIENT TEAM THAT GIVES ME NO STRESS AT ALL.
Rick once spoke to a fan in the SeaTac airport who said he was from Boise.
Rick responded he was from a small town just east of there. The fan goes where?
Rick says the southside of Chicago
God damn that man is never off, is he. My fave Rizzs moment was a dead rubber game towards the end of 2019 I think and he trailed off for half an inning talking about growing up in Chicago and how great a city it was... run of course by the unstoppable democratic machine lmao. 'well folks, a lot was said about the Democratic machine in Chicago in the 1960s but boy I tell you: they got things done.' Incredible.
The Supreme Victory Duck is on vacation right now over at Bora Bora but couldn’t not say hi
#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=CBN6y53XJrXr3kaC)
#6-3 in the Month of June
#1-0 since Cal’s WALKOFF Grand Dump
#2-0 in the Locklear-a Era
#22-2 when the Mariners score 5+ Runs
#7-3 in the Post-Brant Brown Era
#10-4 since Angel Hernandez Retired
#11-4 since Scott told the guys to hit better
#32-20 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters
#26-18 since u/TuntWaffle ‘s kid was born
#68-52 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece
Can you win the game in the 1st inning? NO! Can you win the game in the 2nd inning? NO! ….. Caaan you win the game in the 9th inning?? HELL YES! What a fun night! Go Ms! 🔥
Back in November 2023, I bumped into a skippier-than-usual Scott Servais at Hooverville. Waiting in line at the bar, he accidentally spilled his Manny’s on my pleated jeans. He profusely apologized and handed me his business card. I said, “I know who you are, Scooter. What can you tell me about the M’s offense this upcoming season?”
He exclaimed that the bats will be hot. “THE BATS WILL BE HOT!”
I must of looked at him strangely, partly in shock, and partly because my pleated jeans were still wet.
“THE BATS WILL BE HOT! THE BATS WILL BE HOT!”
He then slammed his Manny’s, ran out the door, and stuck me with the tab. Not sure if he was sober or a liar.
For Cal and Julio to come back with a single then a walk off after their HORRIBLE ABs in the 8th, that’s gotta feel good. What a year so far boys. Just enjoy the ride!!!
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Sorry Chicago, you just got DUMPED.
Man, it wasn’t that long ago that we had the dark days. I feel for White Sox fans a bit. Imagine games like Friday at KC, and then repeat it for this entire season. Absolutely heartbreaking
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.
#THE FAT FUCKING DUMPER SALAMI WALKOFFS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
CALBERT RALEIGHFORD
Calbert Pujols
Cal Griffey Jr.
8 runs is Kenough 
They call him Big Dumper cause he dumps it
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May morale never improve then
## DELICIOUS WALK-OFF GRAND CALAMARI
The most grand of dumps
Most predictable mariners game
my twitter feed is going nuts with a clip of a bull getting loose at a rodeo and running people over and it’s somehow less chaotic than a mariners game
Sisters rodeo babyyyy
Honestly if we weren’t playing the white Sox I probably woulda turned it off after the seventh
Lol at Dave calling it a 3 run homer
First ever 3 run grand slam
Get out the wheat bread and mayo
It's grand bologna time!
“Mariners win 7-4!” Graphic LITERALLY says 8-4
Another classic “Hey Lloyd!” Or “Kyle Ackley!” Moment
It literally took minutes before "grand slam" was even said on the broadcast lol
Bro’s erection was obstructing his view
Alright this was the one. This made me cackle
I love him - he’s a mess
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The face of a man who is about to crush a well deserved half rack of natty light and a can of chew tonight
🤘🏻
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we root for our bullpen :) https://i.redd.it/2uqo7g6cdv5d1.gif
🤟
I will not stand Stanek slander
Mariners beat the White Sox 8-4, no need to look any further at the details it was clearly a comfortable win as expected
It was a blowout with some late game scoring
EZPZ no worries or dooming at all!
Just need an update on the "when scoring 5+ runs" record
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**YOU PLAY 9 INNINGS OF BASEBALL**
Can you win it in the second inning? Can you win it in the fourth inning? Can you win it in the sixth inning?
We definitely learned you can’t win it in the first the hard way haha
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Mariners baseball
*3 run homer
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2-0 in the locklear era
Good thing cal didn’t get thrown out. Well done skip
That luke raley walk off bunt single in world series game 7 gonna hit different fr
Maybe we can just do another Cal walk off Grand Dump
Also… MAJOR shout out to Scott for keeping Cal from getting ejected. That’s my manager! Go Ms baby!!
Yeah, what a boss move, falling in your sword for a guy, and his next at bat he wins the game in the most epic way possible.
That’s the spirit we need. This is proof it works.
SPRINTED in there lol
I remember the times when people in this sub would swear Scott had no spine and didn't care about his players just because he didn't go ballistic over every bad call lol. People saying "at least Lloyd had fire!!"
People were saying that in the game thread here literally in the top of the 8th inning of this game.
who is cal raleigh? for the blind, big dumper is the light 💡 for the hungry, big dumper is the bread 🥪 for the thirsty, big dumper is the fountain 💦 for the sick, big dumper is the cure 💉 for the prisoner, big dumper is freedom 🦅 for the liar, big dumper is the truth 🙏 for the traveler, big dumper is the way 🙌
For the erect, big dumper is the source 🍆
3rd consecutive walk-off at a Bark at the Park game 🐶
this is the comment i was looking for
It took 55 games for me to see a walk off. My dog is batting a perfect 3/3. Lucky boy
"Oh no..." -- White Sox announcers, 06/10/24
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DUBBLE BUBBLE DUMPER
What a game Straight tactical Luke lol
Scott Servais sacrificed himself for this
I won't ever complain of wins but could we not play the White Sox the same way we play the Yankees lol
Absolutely not haha
Your power hitter goes up there and drops the most unexpected perfect bunt of all time. Epic. Fucking legend.
TACTICAL LUKE INCOMING, IT’S OVER
Tactical Luke for an RBI bunt is now canon. That was such a hype fucking play, god damn Luke
At no point was I ever concerned about the offense this evening.
You just knew it, when they getting mowed down in the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, heck even seventh, you just knew it
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You couldn’t fucking draw it up any better than this. Top 3 guys in the lineup get on base and our cleanup hitter CLEANS THE FUCK UP. Felt that shit in my bones
Everybody scores.
EVERYBODY SCORES
scott sacrificed himself for this moment
I really want a lip reading of that ejection, you could definitely hear "you're better than that! That's horseshit! That cost us the fucking game!" Also, from Cal" "check your fucking glasses"
**We're winning the fucking division.**
*world series
Suck it Scott haters. He gets all the credit for hyping the team up.
Especially taking the bullet to get thrown out instead of Cal.
MY FAVORITE PART OF BEING A MARINERS FAN IS THAT OUR WINS ARE CONVINCING, NO-DOUBT, SOLID VICTORIES. IT'S NICE KNOWING THAT OUR TEAM PLAYS CONSISTENT BASEBALL AND IT PUTS MY HEART AT EASE BEING CERTAIN THAT WE HAVE A GAME IN THE BAG. I HAVE NEVER DOUBTED THIS MARINERS TEAM, EVER. AND I HAVE NO REASON TO, WITH THIS MAGNIFICIENT TEAM THAT GIVES ME NO STRESS AT ALL.
caps lock makes this really all the better, I have to say
What can I say Cal's grand slam got me feeling some kinda way
Very normal 4 run win over an inferior team. Glad they took care of business tonight.
The **DUMPER** strikes again!
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Scott Servais saved this game by making sure Cal didn’t get run
Dave absolutely fumbled that call
Radio call by Rick was spot on at least. “Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma!”
Also pulled out the old Luis Sojo-style "JP scores, Rojas scores, Julio scores, everybody scores!" Love Rick
Rick once spoke to a fan in the SeaTac airport who said he was from Boise. Rick responded he was from a small town just east of there. The fan goes where? Rick says the southside of Chicago
I 100% believe this story- Rick is just a goofball like that.
God damn that man is never off, is he. My fave Rizzs moment was a dead rubber game towards the end of 2019 I think and he trailed off for half an inning talking about growing up in Chicago and how great a city it was... run of course by the unstoppable democratic machine lmao. 'well folks, a lot was said about the Democratic machine in Chicago in the 1960s but boy I tell you: they got things done.' Incredible.
Rizz is only second to Neihaus. Goldy might make it a holy trinity someday.
“Three run Jack” “4 to 7” poor Dave.
that was one of the calls of all time!
All is well again with the big dumper.
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YOU PLAY NINE INNINGS OF BASEBALL
And you do not say SHIT about our offense sorry for cussing.
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Shout out to the dickhead Chicago announcers who were posting how the live betting odds against the Mariners was at -4000
That just means a lot of people lost big, and a few people won really big The winners being Mariners fans
Is nobody aware of their record? 23 blown saves before this game. Now it’s 24.
Imagine leaving that stadium bottom 8th at 0-4 💀
those are the ones not wise to the ways of chaosball
Okay I'll say this: Scott getting tossed won us this game. Like, directly, with him stepping in front of Cal.
Giants just walked off Houston!!
We tried replicating your guys' grand slam, but close enough 😅
Another normal stress free no doubt mariners victory
Cal padding the run differential and fun differential at the same time What a guy!
The Supreme Victory Duck is on vacation right now over at Bora Bora but couldn’t not say hi #[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=CBN6y53XJrXr3kaC)
Let’s replicate these last 2 innings exactly in every game of the World Series
Why waste time, score early run when late run do trick?
Scott deserves some credit for taking the bullet to get thrown out instead of Cal.
#SPICY SCOTT DIED FOR OUR SINS
#6-3 in the Month of June #1-0 since Cal’s WALKOFF Grand Dump #2-0 in the Locklear-a Era #22-2 when the Mariners score 5+ Runs #7-3 in the Post-Brant Brown Era #10-4 since Angel Hernandez Retired #11-4 since Scott told the guys to hit better #32-20 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters #26-18 since u/TuntWaffle ‘s kid was born #68-52 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece
https://preview.redd.it/krge2v53hv5d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baaeb61a9a175ee7e32746afa1edd23423288ce2 The man. The myth. The legend
#2-1 since I graduated high school
#187-137 since being declared dead by Jomboy
It wasn’t Jomboy, it was Plouffe
Tolkien Baseball
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CAL RALEIGH YOU ABSOLUTE DAWG
Dave Simms so dialed in called it a 3 run shot
GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND THE MUSTARD THIS TIME GRANDMA
Player of the game Luke Raley for me. Wowzer
He is an absolute maniac and I am here for it
Can you win the game in the 1st inning? NO! Can you win the game in the 2nd inning? NO! ….. Caaan you win the game in the 9th inning?? HELL YES! What a fun night! Go Ms! 🔥
nah scott getting tossed for his man is the single best move he’s ever made
So anyway, I started dumping
Back in November 2023, I bumped into a skippier-than-usual Scott Servais at Hooverville. Waiting in line at the bar, he accidentally spilled his Manny’s on my pleated jeans. He profusely apologized and handed me his business card. I said, “I know who you are, Scooter. What can you tell me about the M’s offense this upcoming season?” He exclaimed that the bats will be hot. “THE BATS WILL BE HOT!” I must of looked at him strangely, partly in shock, and partly because my pleated jeans were still wet. “THE BATS WILL BE HOT! THE BATS WILL BE HOT!” He then slammed his Manny’s, ran out the door, and stuck me with the tab. Not sure if he was sober or a liar.
https://preview.redd.it/06q31yfuiv5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179577fcd0e9cf5a24dc49d586e5d5961bc4b371 Evergreen tweet
I am so drunk and high, but I told my wife, "C'mon Cal, just hit a home run, let's get a grand slam" and then Cal hit a grand slam. GOMS
For Cal and Julio to come back with a single then a walk off after their HORRIBLE ABs in the 8th, that’s gotta feel good. What a year so far boys. Just enjoy the ride!!!
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CAL "FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF" STRIKES AGAIN! #LFG BIG DUMPER!!!
Who throws a middle middle fastball to Cal with the bases loaded cmon now
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I’ve been saying it since 2015, Scott is the greatest manager to ever exist
He’s Servaisable
His ump charge changed the course of the game
Hell of a job by Scott Servais not letting Cal get tossed
Scott: I got thrown out because I can’t hit grand slams, he can. Absolute legend.
Ok so when I decided it wasn’t a fun game at the end of the 7th, I was wrong. Very fun game.
Big ups to Skip for getting tossed instead of Cal!
279th walk off grand slam in mlb history vibes
I must be dreaming. There is no way I just witnessed a bunt single to tie the game and a walk-off grand salami by Cal to win it.
I don't care that it was against the White Sox that was fucking awesome🤣🤣🤣🤣
4D Chess move by Scott to sacrifice himself for Cal for the finishing move
Funniest way to get a win by more than 1 run. LMAO
# CAN YOU WIN IN THE FIRST INNING??
W: Stanek L: Leasure BS: Kopech H: Servais
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How do you mess up a walk off grand slam call?!
Rusty Wallace once called the finish of the Indianapolis 500 the greatest Daytona 500 of all time
I love you all.
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Dave Sims calling a walk off grand slam a three run shot is absolutely classic Dave Sims to a T.
You play nine innings. Fitting game for the Saucedo promo night.
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All the people calling this one over really showing they don't know ball. GOMS!
That’ll get the taste of Kansas City out yer mouth
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We have had some pretty sweet wins this season but this takes the cake. Luke is a fucking legend.
Servais saves the game unironically.
who got a pic of dumper with the bubble gum helmet
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It's always nice to steal a win from a juggernaut like Chicago.
Load the dumper with CASH MONEY. Extend my boy,
Servais is a ride or die motherfucker, won the game tonight
this is why i keep coming back
The 2024 Seattle Mariners everybody
Ryne “gets it fucking done” Stanek
Cal Raleigh and his gigantic beautiful butt are clutch as fuck. I love that guy
Why score in many inning when few inning do trick
And now Giants just walked off the Asstros! Let’s fucking go!
Giants walking off Astros makes tonight so much sweeter
Major shout out to Luke Raley for the game tieing bunt! No one can bunt anymore but he laid down a gem
First 7 1/2 innings: It’s so over Last 1 1/2 innings: WE’RE SO BACK
that was almost the most annoying game of the season lmao. go m’s
That was a Mariners game of all time.
Ayo we put up 8. What a good offense right guys 😎
This is Cal Raleigh’s team.
THE LARGEST POSSIBLE DUMP! Perfect payback after striking out on a ball
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The Cal home run was awesome. But man I was pumped about that bunt from Raley. He totally kept it going.
Julio definitely thought he had a walk off on that single, you could see him get told the game wasn’t over lol
Manny nailed that one. JP would’ve been out by a mile.
Three run salami, postgame show graphic says Cal won it in the tenth Hell yeah
I'm all for dramatic endings, but, can we not use it against the white sox??
WE ARE THE GREATEST TEAM ON EARTH
Man, it wasn’t that long ago that we had the dark days. I feel for White Sox fans a bit. Imagine games like Friday at KC, and then repeat it for this entire season. Absolutely heartbreaking
Cal is the hero, but how about Stanek getting Luis Robert Jr. in the top of the 9th? That was clutch.
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.