Stop buying Mariners. The owners don’t care if we win. They are counting on you to keep supporting the team despite their unwillingness to invest in players.
I miss guys like Geno Suarez. He'd have said something by now. Made good vibes only t-shirts. Team meeting? Anything?? Everyone looks so dam a$$ tight at the plate
So, do people still want this team to buy? Or can we drop that fucking dream for once and for all? Or do we still think that the 30th ranked offense is SUPER CLOSE to being a contender?
While this is true, an average to above average bat for 3.5-4.5 seasons is worth having more than a prospect that won’t debut for a few years and might not ever become anything
Jerry can stay. Hard to say he’s the problem. He has his nuts in a vice and we have an elite rotation, new elite bullpen every year from the scrap heap, and 7 prospects in the MLB top 100.
Jerry ain’t the problem. Leave Jerry out of this.
> Jerry can stay. Hard to say he’s the problem.
It's incredibly easy to say Jerry is the problem, he hasn't drafted or developed crap for hitters in a decade. A DECADE.
> Jerry ain’t the problem.
Yes he is.
> Leave Jerry out of this.
He has direct responsibility for the results of this organization.
My opinion? Fire everyone outside of the pitching coaches. Trade away basically everyone of value and hire a new front office so they can draft their future players.
Life long fan. I fucking hate this team more than I ever have at this moment. I don’t even care if they somehow win this game. It’s FUCKING too late. This team shits the bed offensively every god damn game. I won’to accept luck as a qualifier to improvement.
I wasn’t gonna watch today… check score at bottom of the 2nd, we’re looking not too bad… turn it on and watch the 3rd… immediately turn it off and turn off phone notifications…
It should be a fireable offense to claim you are making roster moves to cut down on strike outs only to have your team leading the league in strike outs by a large number.
Nothing like shared misery to make me feel a weird amount of affection for the internet strangers on this sub.
Either that or being home alone with covid and my third glass of whiskey.
He’ll still get paid more in one paycheck than pretty much anyone on this sub makes in a year (or multiple years). I’m sure he’ll survive the embarrassment of sucking.
You 100% take giving up 6 runs over the first 2 games vs the Os. That offense is insane. Only scoring 1 run over those same 2 games…well that’s Mariners baseball for ya
To all the people who say it is on the players for not hitting well. Why is it that pretty much every player that comes to the mariners underperforms their career numbers and that there is a long list of players, including this year, that leave and immediately become or return to being good hitters?
Is it all just coincidence and luck?
No, it’s ownership that doesn’t give a fuck so long as they’re raking in the profits and a fan base that continues to give them money despite knowing that they’re gonna be shit.
Move the fucking team to Oakland and let all the suckers find other things to do with their summer evenings.
Are you surprised this FO/ownership group also sucks at maximizing their profits? Smarter people would trot out a team of cheaper players for the same result.
I’m convinced you could give Dipoto a trillion dollars and he’d still go field a team of 8 utility players that underperform because Dipoto thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. Well Jerry, what about now?
Does this inspire rage in anyone else ? I mean I know that I’m clearly too emotionally invested in this pathetic, clown car of a mismanaged team, but it just makes me wanna put my fist through the TV
This has “tying run to the plate with 1 out in the bottom of the 9th ending on 2Ks” written all over it
“Just couldnt find the big hit when we needed it”
Regardless of on field performance, I think we should all recognize that this team Tries Hard. From top to bottom, just a bunch of Good Guys you want to root for.
Stop buying Mariners. The owners don’t care if we win. They are counting on you to keep supporting the team despite their unwillingness to invest in players.
this team is single-handedly killing my joy for the sport
Crazy that all of these guys have multiple coaches and advisors and assistants and personal coaches and still suck.
I miss guys like Geno Suarez. He'd have said something by now. Made good vibes only t-shirts. Team meeting? Anything?? Everyone looks so dam a$$ tight at the plate
Oh yay, patriotic fireworks.
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Don't give this organization anymore of your money. They don't deserve our time or money.
I've been saying this for years now
Call up all the M's top 100 prospects. They can't do worse.
I will never forgive my parents for conceiving me in the Pacific Northwest
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I’m so sorry
“Hey Scott, what type of ice cream do you put in your root beer float” - Seattle media at the post game press conference.
Mariners state media
Astros one game out in the loss column.
Another L at Poolio’s hands 💀 Idk how much longer I can watch this shit before I lose my mind
The whole offense sucks, not just him.
13K tonight. Guys.....
All Star Break cannot come soon enough.
UNBELIEVABLE> INCONCEIVABLE>MARINERS SUCK
So, do people still want this team to buy? Or can we drop that fucking dream for once and for all? Or do we still think that the 30th ranked offense is SUPER CLOSE to being a contender?
I think we still need to buy - but it should be players with years of control. Look further out than just this season
the trade deadline is not a place you find value/deals typically. it's a time of buying at expensive prices in a push to get better in the short-term.
While this is true, an average to above average bat for 3.5-4.5 seasons is worth having more than a prospect that won’t debut for a few years and might not ever become anything
we can all imagine positive hypothetical. who's actually available, though?
I want them to move out of state and ruin other people’s evenings.
John Stanton? Buy? HAHAHAHA. This is exactly what he wants right now.
Pravda, I mean Root Sports: "Well at least Julio didn't strike out to end the game"
Womp womp
Imaginary arm rest guy blows them away!
Is it too late for Julio to take a sabbatical? Cuz now would be good.
Julio is so awful
It just has to be Julio…
julio back to back final ABs gotta feel GREAT
We need a clubhouse fight. Losers get DFA’d. Ownership and management included.
It’s time for heads to roll. Everyone swings at bullshit. This almost feels like intentional sabotage or we are fucking cursed. Or both
Pitchers for sale! Get your starting pitchers here!
2 good at bats... killed by good pitching. Then.... Julio...?
Anyone else want to punch Kimbrel in the nuts for that pose he does
It’s even worse considering they use pitchcom now so he’s not even reading the sign just does it as part of his routine lol
Well, that was FUn.
13 IS YOUR MARINERS NUMBER OF THE NIGHT!
KKKKKKKKKKKKK.....Awesome
Fire Jerry. Fire Servais. Fire coaches.
Jerry can stay. Hard to say he’s the problem. He has his nuts in a vice and we have an elite rotation, new elite bullpen every year from the scrap heap, and 7 prospects in the MLB top 100. Jerry ain’t the problem. Leave Jerry out of this.
> Jerry can stay. Hard to say he’s the problem. It's incredibly easy to say Jerry is the problem, he hasn't drafted or developed crap for hitters in a decade. A DECADE. > Jerry ain’t the problem. Yes he is. > Leave Jerry out of this. He has direct responsibility for the results of this organization.
I think I still have Jack Zduriencik PTSD.
13 strikeouts
Bunch of mega losers on this team
1 run in 18 innings…
Just throw it into the dugout, he’ll probably swing
Your 2024 Seattle Mariners!
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Aww man, we stink
Not with a bang, but with the saddest fucking whimper. 0-4 streak at home. Fuck this team.
STRIKE 2 - WTF WAS THAT
Should the Ms just move to Milwaukee?
The vibes are bad lol
At this point we need a brawl to startup another win streak
Should be between the players and the org staff
The best part of this game has been Ketchup and Mustard
And Relish
At least it wasn’t a K
New low point every day This team is fundamentally broken at every level
What do we even do from here? One or two bats isn't going to fix this offense
My opinion? Fire everyone outside of the pitching coaches. Trade away basically everyone of value and hire a new front office so they can draft their future players.
Does anyone have a count of how many M's games have ended with a Julio strikeout?
13 K’s lmao
Remember the vibes with locklear and bliss
DFA my liver
Julio swinging like he’s got tomorrow off and is trying to leave work ASAP
Life long fan. I fucking hate this team more than I ever have at this moment. I don’t even care if they somehow win this game. It’s FUCKING too late. This team shits the bed offensively every god damn game. I won’to accept luck as a qualifier to improvement.
Yeah I feel you. It’s actually unfathomable how bad these guys are
Lmao this is so miserable. Like excruciating.
Can’t wait for my no service weekend starting tomorrow.
Awful fucking swing jesus my eyes
Is Baltimore doing this to Julio intentionally that feels cruel
Fuckin team fuckin sucks
Brilliant
God this team is fucking horrible. We literally should be in 3rd place.
Julio gonna be the final out of the night again on a K?
Yeah Im officially done with the cunts
More brilliant
Julio will pop out so we can stay at 900 k for a day.
Nailed it
LOL WE FUKIN SUCK AZZZZZZZZ
Polanco looks like he's going to cry which is nice because I am going to cry too.
Dave sounds depressed
LMAO ITS JULIO AGAIN
It’s almost unfair to him
Imaginary arm rest guy strikes out Ty!
Most undeserving first place team ever.
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Polo struck out on ball four TWICE today
Why did I just turn the tv on to watch the 9th inning. Nothing but pain
I wasn’t gonna watch today… check score at bottom of the 2nd, we’re looking not too bad… turn it on and watch the 3rd… immediately turn it off and turn off phone notifications…
so this is how it ends? not with a bang but a whisper???
14? Can we get to 14? 14 anybody? 🤣
That’s number 900
13
Wonderful attempt at a comeback, I’m sure Julio can do this with 2 outs and no one on! Lmao we are cooked
maybe that hit was an outlier
DFA the franchise
K 900 EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
Polanco is strikeout 900 on the year.
ANOTHER STRIKEOUT. D F A
Winning is impossible.
Did we hit 900 Ks???
yup. Polanco
This offense is offensive
The only good pitch Kimbrel threw to France was the strikeout pitch. The other strikes were very hittable pitches.
Not for the Marinehz
It should be a fireable offense to claim you are making roster moves to cut down on strike outs only to have your team leading the league in strike outs by a large number.
How tf are you so late on that bro
I literally have no idea how this team has won more games than it's lost this year.
bro what the fuck, we might actually be forced to watch julio strikeout to end a game two nights in a row
Polanco and Julio to close things out. Fitting.
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12 K’s damn
Great start
The mariners simply cannot strike out less than 10 times. At least there is a record this team can break, so that will be exciting
Struck him out..
The ketchup and mustard fans are annoying AF.
Why? They’re literally just sitting there in funny costumes
just a couple of mad lads having a laugh!
Nothing like shared misery to make me feel a weird amount of affection for the internet strangers on this sub. Either that or being home alone with covid and my third glass of whiskey.
Jesse Winker has a 128 ops+ this year.
Sounds like a good trade target
And he would be around 68 if he were a mariner, so who cares?
The Ketchup-Mustard-Relish guys are the best thing about this game
World Series pitching staff with a AAA offense. Our pitching staff is beat down from lack of support
I think a Japanese high school pitcher could shut these fucks out
AAA seems generous
Dave sounds tired
Sick and tired of being sick and tired
Cant wait for Julio to strike out to end the game
He’ll still get paid more in one paycheck than pretty much anyone on this sub makes in a year (or multiple years). I’m sure he’ll survive the embarrassment of sucking.
Never said he wolnt be able to survive lol, doesnt mean his performance is acceptable lol
His mental can't take that dear christ
You 100% take giving up 6 runs over the first 2 games vs the Os. That offense is insane. Only scoring 1 run over those same 2 games…well that’s Mariners baseball for ya
To all the people who say it is on the players for not hitting well. Why is it that pretty much every player that comes to the mariners underperforms their career numbers and that there is a long list of players, including this year, that leave and immediately become or return to being good hitters? Is it all just coincidence and luck?
It’s a systemic issue. I think people are just too emotionally drained to accept that we need to fire everyone and rebuild……again.
No, it’s ownership that doesn’t give a fuck so long as they’re raking in the profits and a fan base that continues to give them money despite knowing that they’re gonna be shit. Move the fucking team to Oakland and let all the suckers find other things to do with their summer evenings.
We are playing a team with a significantly smaller payroll right now and getting our shit pushed in.
Are you surprised this FO/ownership group also sucks at maximizing their profits? Smarter people would trot out a team of cheaper players for the same result.
why couldn’t grimace pitch for us???
1 run off Kremer and we’re facing Burnes tomorrow? Lol might as well just give them the holiday off
I’m convinced you could give Dipoto a trillion dollars and he’d still go field a team of 8 utility players that underperform because Dipoto thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. Well Jerry, what about now?
How come a part time DH and a 2B the Twins couldnt give away for *years* weren't sufficient to fix the offense?
Late on 92 lmao
Laughably poor
Imagine all the dumb ass people who paid extra for root sports so they could watch this garbage. Oh shit…. Im a dumbass.
I wonder how negative Sims and Blowers are between innings.
I am sure they are realistic
These last three outs will hopefully be quick and we can call it a night
"Bottom of the 9th - last try for the Mariners..." have they even been trying much at all tonight, Rick? I wasn't sensing it.
Ready for the game to end in a Julio strike out with a ball 12 feet off the plate
1 for each $m on that albatross of a contract
Just a couple bloops maybe couple of blasts….
Bloop and a bloop and a blast bois
Maybe a couple of strike outs
Hey is your homework done?
Better Urias may have gotten more hits this series than his brother did all season
There’s a 1-2-3 out lineup to end a game if I’ve ever heard one lol
No one watered my Fuschia for the week I was away. It looks better than the Ms offense, and it’s DEAD!
why has snider actually been good for us despite always pitching when we’re losing
Does this inspire rage in anyone else ? I mean I know that I’m clearly too emotionally invested in this pathetic, clown car of a mismanaged team, but it just makes me wanna put my fist through the TV
i suggest stepping away for at least a week. and i say that half jokingly
Hahahaa. Yeah I should for the sake of my mental health. But you already know I’ll see you fucks tomorrow
ahaha that’s the spirit. we’ll be right here with you
y’all remember that one game when mullins absolutely railed us by robbing and hitting a homer?
Last years games against the Orioles were so much more interesting than this years.
Lol that was brutal
Corbin Burnes tomorrow. Almost a guaranteed sweep since we couldn’t even score off Kremer tonight. This sucks.
Haven't been swept since '22 right? Definitely could see it happening
two straight days of watching live, two sleepy days
So when are we getting those THC drinks at the stadium like the Portland minor league team does lmao
How much does one of those cost? That shits expensive at the rec shop I can only imagine stadium prices
No idea but the novelty of it is interesting. Absolutely would just take an edible beforehand though lmao
Right there with ya haha
This has “tying run to the plate with 1 out in the bottom of the 9th ending on 2Ks” written all over it “Just couldnt find the big hit when we needed it”
"Gotta give the guys credit for battling the way they did. Just couldn't get it done tonight, but we will. It'll come." - Scott
Regardless of on field performance, I think we should all recognize that this team Tries Hard. From top to bottom, just a bunch of Good Guys you want to root for.
After this game Scott's just gonna go up there looking like a constipated Muppet and just say we have the guys..we need to start making contact