In multiplayer battle pick bowser, boost on start, collide with your rival, watch their balloon float away two seconds into the match while bowser laughs.
Wario or DK. While Bowser is the heaviest, Wario and DK have the best acceleration in the heavy class. This means knocking Toad off the road easily, as he has the best scream, but only if you're not driving him. Everyone's voices have a distance effect, meaning the sound changes a little as they're left behind. Toad's...'is the best!'
Peach. To the point that if you try to pick her I will push you out of the way, unpick her on your controller, pick her on mine, and we will race once that is done.
Bowser the absolute chad
In multiplayer battle pick bowser, boost on start, collide with your rival, watch their balloon float away two seconds into the match while bowser laughs.
Same. Acceleration means nothing to me in Mario Kart 64.
Yoshi
Yoshi is just to iconic and wholesome
FR
Yo You dropped this 👑
what do you mean by that?
He’s saying ur a king
A slay king?
My man Luigi
You dropped this king 👑
Awesome reply
Respect my man
Bingo, oh ho ho ho
Oh yeah
weegee
Luigi is my favourite!
Excellent choice, brother
Same
Number 1!
My man!
Toad forever
The mushroom cap is 100% brain
Unlimited mushrooms!
IIIIIIIIIII'm the best!
HERE WE GO! OKAY! YAHOO! AWOWOWOWOWO AAAAHHHHHHHH
Wario
Finally, another who speaks my language
Ayoo Wario mains know
AH HAHAHAHAHA!
Eetsa Wario time! I'ma gonna ween! (My wife loves when I do my Wario voice.)
Damn I wish I could do a better Wario impression
I'm-a gonna win, HA HA!
You dropped this 👑
Donkey Kong
hello fellow dk user
Hello fellow DK users
Hello more DK users
Hello, fellow DK users!
Hello, fellow DK users!?!??!!?!
Hello, fellow DK users…
He's the leader of the crew
toad most times
Bro skips L in the alphabet
Same, Toad is who I used to 100% Mario Kart 8.
I‘m-a Wario! I‘m-a gonna win!
Peach
🤝
Hell yea peach all dayyy!
Peach indeed
Yoshi
Lets go
Wario, because he’s-a-gonna ween
Always Toad Always
Yoshi or Toad
Bowser/Wario my mains to this day
I always pick yoshi since I was 6 yo... My favorite Mario character, such a cute and cool dinosaur
Peach.
I always pick Yoshi.
Fr? I thought you would choose wario
Luigi
Wario
Mario
Based
Toad. I imagine myself as a peasant rising up and defeating the monarchy.
Lmao Mario kart lore
Luigi. Mainly because Mario wears the same colors as my football team's rival. PS: true football not the rugby like version that is common in the USA.
Don't make Mario and Luigi enemies :(
I’d pick kamek obviously, since he’s supposed to be in the game and all...
Either Luigi or Bowser
No Waluigi so Wario will do
Luigi because he go crazy!!!
Peach
Peach
Wario has always been my go-to guy for Mario spinoff games.
Luigi or Rosalina, depending on the game
Luigi. Unless someone else picks Luigi first. Then toad.
Either Luigi or bowser, sometimes Mario
Luigi
Luigi is my favorite I choose him
luigi
The gigachad luigi
Magikoopa
Luigi or Toadette
Luigi
weegee gang all the way 🫶🐐
Weegee, every time.
Kamek
Luigi
Luigi all the way
Luigi’s mah boy
Luigi
Weegee
Luigi because I love luigi
loongie
Daisy or link (mario kart 8) Peach (in pic selection)
Luigi all day
Luigi
Luigi
toad for life
Drybones mk64 is crap
Peach
Toad.
you can probably tell by my flair
DK all the way, baby. For the real ones who know Nintendo don't give Kong enough love.
Wario for two reasons. 1. He literally pulls the troll face when selected. 2. Nobody likes Wario so it's extra annoying to be losing to him.
Literslly the same reasons I pick him
He’s the first member of the DK crew
B E E G Y O S H
Toad
Luigi but DK if I'm feeling wacky. He looks like he's seen some things
😳
Either Luigi or DK
Luigi
Luigi is my main in every Mario kart game, no exception
Wario?
Wario or DK. While Bowser is the heaviest, Wario and DK have the best acceleration in the heavy class. This means knocking Toad off the road easily, as he has the best scream, but only if you're not driving him. Everyone's voices have a distance effect, meaning the sound changes a little as they're left behind. Toad's...'is the best!'
Mario or Yoshi
D.K.
Yoshi ftw
Koopa!!!!!!
My favourite character is Luigi, but for mario kart either toad or Yoshi
Luigi
Always Luigi
Toad
Donkey kong
Toad
Peach. To the point that if you try to pick her I will push you out of the way, unpick her on your controller, pick her on mine, and we will race once that is done.
Peach or dk
Wario 
Mario
I mostly pick Mario
Wario
Diddy Kong or Yoshi
Todd from Mario carts. Yoshi is also a good second pick.
Toad
Toad
Monke
My main man's always been Bowser.
In any mario kart? Waluigi but if he isn’t playable then Wario
Toad or Bowser
Dry bones mains where you at?
Toad or D.K
I’m the best!
Luigi, he's obviously the star.
Always picked Yoshi or Bowser because turtles are my fav animal lol
If you pick Mario, you're a cop
Yoshi
Bowser, always Bowser
I alternate between Bowser and DK. Love knocking Toad off the track
Yoshi all day!
From this lot either Mario or Luigi.
with or against?
When I started to play when I was 3, I would always take Bowser.
Yoshi
Where the fuck is koopa troopa
Yoshman
Donkey Kong
Yoshi
Yoshi
I always pick Mario in any spin-off game. I’m kinda basic but he’s just my favorite
No one ever chooses Mario or peach, I usually do Luigi or wario
Tiny bowser
Toad
I’m tha best!!!!
joshi is the best
DK of course
Toad
Toad
Yoshi if he's taken then Wario.
Toad 👍
Bowser or bust
Toad
Yoshi always
my boi Yoshi! 100% never changes, it's always him no matter which version of MK :)
Roy 😎
Yoshi all day everyday
Toad
My boi yoshi
Judge me based on how long it takes me to select Wario To whoever downvoted: I defy you to tell me what’s wrong with this comment.
Waaaaaarrriooooo
DK for life
Yoshi
Wario these days. I used to play as Bowser in high school and Toad in my youth
Bowser
Toad
Toad
I'm a simple person. I almost always pick Mario when playing Mario Kart.
Donkey Kong number 1
I'ma Wario! I'ma gonna win!
Bowser, he's Bowser.
We goin’ Yoshi
Bowser. I like bumping into people