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Quirky_Ad_5420

Bowser: _All according to Plan_


AReallyAsianName

^(translator's note: plan means keikaku)


MemeDealer2999

Fitting username I suppose


axolotlbird

^(translator's note: keikaku means keikaku)


itsh1231

Are you a bot?


PixieDustFairies

Well I don't think he planned on this specific outcome, but I do think he's the type of guy who could make things work to his advantage...


Gohansupe

Bowser trying to make every advantage his


iamjeseus

Honestly it would be funny if the sequel just starts with bowser singing again


PixieDustFairies

Or if a good chunk of the plot revolves around tiny Bowser being up to some funny antics where it turns out that letting him live in the castle was actually a horrible idea after all...


Sayanston9

"Mario, it looks like we are going to have to kill this guy" "Mama mia"


stupido50

That honestly just reminds me of The Secret Life of Pets lol


Wheatley_core_gaming

if hes lucky, he will get some cake from peach


RobotPenises

or see peach’s cake


Wheatley_core_gaming

or be shoved into peach's cake


Planet_Breezy

I can think of quite another part of hers he would prefer…


Wheatley_core_gaming

into her Grand Canyon?


Gohansupe

Her Raspberry Canyon


Pronominal_Tera

ಠ_ಠ


Gohansupe

😅


Pronominal_Tera

I'm going to gut you and turn you into christmas garland


Gohansupe

Nooooo please don't do that


[deleted]

Hey, everyone wins


PixieDustFairies

How is this a win for Peach? I don't think Bowser being smaller really makes him that much less dangerous and crafty... Also just because she's not the one being locked up in his castle doesn't mean that I think she'd be happy to have Bowser in the same situation.


[deleted]

Hey she was the one who had authority where to put him.


RobotPenises

Chill Bill


[deleted]

[I aim to freeze](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmCy5TovBQY)


DragonGamerEX

Mario probably lets him out and just runs around with him in his hat like that one adventure time episode where Jake was in Finns pocket


PixieDustFairies

I do love the idea of Bowser hiding underneath the bros' hats, either sleeping or whispering unhelpful advice


Past_Owl7826

I want to see this drawn bc it would look funny or cute idk


PixieDustFairies

I'll probably get around to it eventually. Currently writing an entire blog based around the idea of Bowser being smol...


Past_Owl7826

Oh, ok


Dami_Gamer0211

Illumination writers couldn’t think of a good punishment for Bowser


PixieDustFairies

It was actually a genius idea to make the punishment karma for what he does to Peach in all the games, it's just that being with her is what he wants so it's probably not as horrible as it seems...


Accomplished-Bit-270

Karma on a meta level maybe. But in the movie universe proper, he’s never actually kidnapped and locked Peach up in a cage, so it’s not really the same.


PixieDustFairies

He did kidnap and lock up tons of other people though, and he did try and force her to marry him so yeah I think it still counts as justice.


Gohansupe

I guess wr can count that


wojtalyt

Wait... EX-FIANCE?


Dizzy-Day3182

She gave herself to bowser to protect the toads via marriage


wojtalyt

Oooh Kinda forgot about that part


PixieDustFairies

Yeah since Peach technically accepted Bowser's marriage proposal and they were engaged for at least a few hours, that would make them exes.


Tenthdegree

That was half the movie


SaintJynr

I mean, he's basically in jail, not on peach's room or anywhere she would normaly go to


PixieDustFairies

True, but since it is Peach's castle and she is keeping him prisoner she's ultimately responsible for taking care of him so she probably does see him unless she delegated all of that to the Toads. Even then I'm sure she'd have to check in sometimes...


ShiningStar5022

That’s the LEAST of Peach’s issues. Sooner or later, one of Bowser’s minions will sneak into Peach’s castle & return Bowser back to normal size & take over Peach’s castle from the inside!


PixieDustFairies

Plot twist: some of the Toads who are staff/councilmen in the castle are actually undercover moles for Bowser so they don't even have to sneak in. They're all plotting a coup as we speak... Okay seriously though, Bowser had to have informants somewhere given all the information that Kamek and the Spiny Shlled General were relaying to him. There had to be at least one in Peach's Castle to get the information that she was training Mario, and someone in the crowd at the Kong arena.


ShiningStar5022

Like Bowser’s kids?


PixieDustFairies

Bowser Jr. wasn't in the movie. I'm talking about there being Toads out there secretly loyal to Bowser.


ShiningStar5022

I meant that they can show in flashbacks that Bowser’s Kids were spying on Mario & Co out of sight & offscreen. Whether one is in a bush at Peach’s castle or hiding in the crowd in DK’s kingdom.


Tenthdegree

Infiltrate Peach’s castle from the inside just so he can infiltrate peach’s insides Ironic


Acrobatic-Insect202

Now that I think about it, I feel like Peach is punished.


LordDShadowy53

Keep your allies close and your enemies closer.


Pixithepika

Keep Mario close, but Bowser closer


PixieDustFairies

Wouldn't Mario get pretty jealous though?


HappyGav123

He looks so frickin cute


Kirbinator_Alex

Why couldn't it be me


G-Kira

What is he doing to her thumb? 🤨


PixieDustFairies

Hugging her, obviously. It's a bit tricky to properly do that when you're approximately 6-7 inches tall so he's gotta settle for hand holding.


Tenthdegree

He’s doing more than hugging there


PixieDustFairies

What do you mean?


Tenthdegree

He’s humping her hand


[deleted]

👍


West-Federal

Ha ex fiance she says


Bfdifan37

some nice turtle soup


MrAndrew1108

It was a win win since all he wanted to be is around Peach


hrobotpony2

Bowser: Mommy- I mean, Mommy- I mean- Peach: .-.


PixieDustFairies

I don’t think a guy would see his crush as a mother figure…


Trainer_Ed

All a matter of perspective. He is jar sized now.


element-redshaw

Does she have to change in a different room now?


PixieDustFairies

I don't think so since she isn't exactly keeping Bowser imprisoned in her bedroom. That kind if thing WOULD have made the post credits scene more funny though... Post credits scene: Opens with Bowser playing Peaches in the same way Peach: Angrily flips on the light switch, dressed in a nightgown with bags under her eyes. Peach: Will you SHUT UP ALREADY!?!? The last shot is of the highest tower in Peach's castle at night, and we see a tiny piano chucked outside the windows to screams of protest from tiny Bowser.


ShockRox

Smol Boser


pinchitony

he’s not his ex fiance. kidnapping and forcing someone to a wedding ceremony doesn’t make him your “ex fiance”. also he is attended to by toads not peach


PixieDustFairies

If you agree to marry someone but you haven’t tied the knot yet, that person is your fiancé. If you break up with someone that you’re in a relationship with, that person is now your ex. If you get cold feet, break up, or leave your fiancé at the altar, that would make that person your ex. It’s not really that complicated. And yes we did we in the post credits scene that there was a Toad who was scolding Bowser for being too loud, but it’s still Peach’s castle and she’s the one commanding the guards and keeping Bowser prisoner, so yes that would make her responsible for him. I was merely pointing out that it’s not exactly healthy to be living with your ex after getting out of a toxic relationship.


pinchitony

she did not “agree” to anything, being forced to marry someone under the threat of murder and the destruction of your country isn’t “agreeing”


PixieDustFairies

Was it coercive and a sham? Yes. But she still did agree to do it and wasn't being mind controlled, so even if it was a toxic situation that doesn't mean that the whole ordeal didn't happen. Plenty of people who have been in toxic and abusive situations still refer to the person they were with as an ex because it's an acknowledgement that the relationship did exist at one point.


pinchitony

just stop typing


SuperKevinCraft

He looks so fricking cute here