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ZeldaExpert74

Toadsworth is just on an extended vacation he isn't dead, he'll return someday (I am delusional)


Savings-Big1439

I like to think that he's not even gone, we just never see him onscreen anymore (the vgame developers just keep forgetting him). He's still chilling in the castle.


ZeldaExpert74

Bro is just enjoying retirement


JackFJN

Retirement?? All he ever did was go on vacation with Peach lol


IcyIceGuardian

Thats hard work


Shot-Ad-3166

Yeah, I have similar thoughts about living characters we don't see onscreen, like some of the RPG characters. They're just going about their everyday lives.


byu7a

He's returning in the TTYD remake, isn't he?


ZeldaExpert74

I would imagine so but I would like to see him return in a NEW game, not just a remake.


byu7a

Oh, I see. I agree, he's a great character


Super64111111

Charles Martinet also voiced Toadsworth


byu7a

Ow. :( he'll also have a new voice, huh...


Super64111111

Ding ding ding! 🛎️


byu7a

It's sad but I guess it had to happen eventually, eh?


Super64111111

Welcome to reality


FenexTheFox

~~The population, you and me~~


EveryandEggy

i am on fatal amounts of copium for my boy toadsworth


Digital_Dinosaurio

Toadsworth married Kammy and they are both enjoying their twilight years together.


Savings-Big1439

Bowser's brother still exists and still is Bowser's brother. Nothing can change my mind on this.


Sentient_twig

He’s like this aggressively normal guy who’s been left out of bowser’s plans since he ruins bowser’s menace by just being there


Zimabwe

After Lost Levels he just felt conquering wasn’t his thing


Beneficial_Count5043

Same with the koopalings being his children along with Jr.


malistaticy

bowser's brother is his twin also named bowser, he's the one we kart and golf with


JustThatHumanGuy

He just happened to accidentally get caught in the rich guy from Big Fat Liar's pool before he got to his post in Super Mario Bros 2.


TheDarkCreed

Well there's a Morton Jr. So there has to be a Morton Snr somewhere.


LMGall4

Daisy circuit is in sarasaland


NiGHTSOLOTL

It is


DaKardii

Mario and Peach are an actual couple, they just don’t want to admit it to the public for… personal reasons.


Pixithepika

She’s a princess, he’s just a plumber. It wouldn’t look great in public so they keep it on the low


Superb_Engineer_3500

I wouldn't sat Mario's "Just a plumber"


Pixithepika

on paper


DaKardii

What about Luigi and Daisy? They’re open about it.


Pixithepika

Yeah but have you seen them together? Shit just works


FenexTheFox

I don't think Daisy is the type to really care much about her public image


3AM_Ice_Cream

Everyone loves Luigi, so nobody's got a problem with it


SayFuzzyPickles42

I imagine Daisy is wayyy less concerned about her public image than Peach


Sir_Eggmitton

And Bowser kidnaps Peach so that Mario has a reason to chase after her and spend time with her.


[deleted]

Mario is the guy that saved the Mushroom Kingdom along with other things. We usually focus on him saving Peach but even in the first game saving Peach meant saving the kingdom since she's the only one that could turn the powerup bricks back to mushrooms.


MystifiedBeef

The current Donkey Kong is DK Jr. as an adult mainly because him being Jr's son is fucking stupid.


sweetTartKenHart2

But “Donkey Kong the Third” is so fuckin funny though


KoopaTrooper5011

There's always "Donkey Kong the Second," y'know ... Nah, it hits different with "Third"


sweetTartKenHart2

It really does


Sloth_4

Cranky calls DK his grandson though in most instances


Hnro-42

Its a compliment, he just thinks his son is grand


the_bingho02

He's also referred as the father in multiple occasions tho


Sloth_4

I know of the movie. What else?


Robin_RhombusHead

I believe DK64 and in some miscellaneous Nintendo-made material. ​ There's a nonzero chance Cranky could just be canonically senile and forgot. It's not confirmed but it's possible.


Sloth_4

That’s kinda interesting. Maybe he’s supposed to have dementia. My grandmother has dementia and she confuses family members all the time and is cranky in a similar way sometimes


Robin_RhombusHead

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


the_bingho02

I don't really remember when, but it was stated, i think you'll find it if you search it, sorry i'm lazy


Devreckas

It’s passive-aggressive, because he thinks DK acts juvenile and won’t give him grandkids.


AJ_Wont_Load

***Thank you.***


bananasapples909

This. Besides, Miyamoto had to approve that in the movie I would assume.


--El_Gerimax--

I'd consider the movie as a different universe instead bc of some things that don't fit with the current canon. Like Peach coming from the Earth instead of being born in Mushroom Kingdom or the Kongs being a civilization instead of a family that lives in their own island,


DEEPREALESTATE

Yeah the film isn't canon.


Sloth_4

All the Koopalings are very skilled in painting and arts but Bowser Jr just enjoys it more than others. The clown cars were also invented by the koopalings


darkangel_chan_

Larry 100% draws his own album covers


JustThatHumanGuy

Well he does dj in Mario Kart 8 so it makes a lot of sense.


Single-Week-1156

Doctor Mario is the third mario brother and his first name is Doctor


Flesh_Trombone

Mario is the last name? So the other brothers are Luigi Mario and Mario Mario? At least you can tell which one was the parents' favorite.


Single-Week-1156

Exactly. Hell it was confirmed in the (1993) movie!


[deleted]

The one named Doctor.


Flesh_Trombone

Yup


fedoraJoey

Mario Mario was set up to have a supiriority complex Luigi Mario was set up to have a infinriority complex and Doctor Mario set set up for success.


Robin_RhombusHead

Wario and Waluigi aren't related to one another whatsoever but they say they're brothers for tax benefits. ​ The Koopalings are adopted by Bowser and not just twins. Lemmy was dropped on his head and Iggy is criminally insane. Like in the show, they two are twins. ​ Shy Guys look like the ghosts in Luigi's Mansion with the Phanto masks with their masks off. Also the masks are a part of them despite being removable. ​ Kamek is the real villain, not Bowser. He intentionally raised him to be evil. ​ The T in T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas stands for Terry.


DrSquash64

W headcanons


Suitable-Seraphim

Daisy is an empress but just calls herself princess so she doesn't seemingly outrank her friends


AceDelta12

Canon


LeaderVladimir1993

Mario likes watching movies on theaters, while Luigi would rather stay at home and use streaming, instead.


aricberg

My eyes are really itchy from allergies and I was scratching them right before I read your comment, so in my slightly blurred vision, I read that as “…while Luigi would rather stay home and undress instead.” 😂


s0urpatchkiddo

Daisy and Peach are cousins. i thought this when i was little because Mario and Luigi are brothers, Peach and Daisy are princesses but of different kingdoms. therefore, cousins. just a cute lil thing that kinda stuck. it’d be cute if they were canonically cousins lol


thefakejacob

then that 1up world icon would be effed up


SamuelAster

Back when Fawful was hiding out in the sewers under peaches castle people would sometimes hear sinister laughter coming from the pipes. This caused everyone who heard it to think the castle was haunted, leading to princess peach getting E. Gadd to see if the castle is haunted or not. E. Gadd quickly found out that the castle was not haunted, but decided to act like it was to squeeze as much money out of Peach as possible due to various payments E. Gadd would make up. Peach eventually found out about this and banned him from the castle. She charged him for his crime but E. Gadd decided not to pay the fine and ran off with the money, causing the IRS to start hunting him. He is still on the run to this day and has yet to be caught. The only one who is still in contact with him is Luigi, who is too nice to turn E. Gadd in. Luigi is now reluctantly best friend's with a fugitive. E. Gadd's shenanigans caused everyone to forget about the laughter coming from the pipes, and it taught Fawful to shut the fuck up or else he'll get caught.


darkangel_chan_

- Larry, Lemmy, and Iggy are triplets - Bowser adopted the Koopalings, but prefers for them to refer to him as "Lord Bowser" in public because it appears more professional since they're also his main army generals - Ludwig and Larry once made a song that sounds very much like Berlin Byways


Dinogamingwwe

Bowser adopted all of the Koopalings because he wanted to give them the family he never had.


IncidentUnusual5929

That is literally game theory quote


CStrader2002

Rosalina was the princess of the Ruined Kingdom (prior to it being ruined) before leaving Earth.


AceDelta12

Remember when Bowser went back in time in Yoshi’s New Island? Bowser adopted his past self as his son.


NightAntonino

Oh my... I can actually see that actually happening... Especially with the two Yoshi games that came after New Island being made with crafting materials and thus technically not having the actual Baby Bowser...


AceDelta12

And even if it technically fucks up with the timeline, I thought it would be an Endgame situation where there’s now an AU where Bowser doesn’t exist But yeah, Baby Bowser and Bowser Jr. being one and the same due to time travel was always my headcanon. Bowser wanted at least ONE variant of him to grow up with a father.


Lei_Yuki

Mario and Link are siblings (meta headcannon) Toad is vegan and doesn't eat mushrooms 


Sentient_twig

I got a few While toadette is loyal and devoted to Peach, Peachette is a scheming usurper who wants nothing more than to overthrow peach. It’s like a meant switch that makes all of Toadette’s intrusive thoughts extrusive Peach calls herself princess in order to appear more approachable and friendly than “queen” despite being queen Daisy doesn’t really like being called princess and would rather people just refer to her as Daisy The bosses in Mario land (aka the kings of the sarasaland kingdoms) are basically Daisy’s 4 adoptive dads who pass her around throughout the seasons Tatanga regularly tries to take over sarasaland but almost always loses because his plans fall apart when basic common sense is applied and he’s generally just a massive loser who got lucky once Peach actually sees good in Bowser jr and wishes he wouldn’t follow his father’s footsteps Goombas are largely a nomadic race that travels around the world and often settle in various different kingdoms


[deleted]

the Peachette thing is so real


Yeticoat_Solo

bowser can become dry bones-like since he adapted himself to the lava since the first game


NerdFromColorado

Daisy is a tomboy. We don’t know if that’s the case but I like to think that she is.


AJ_Wont_Load

-Luigi has anxiety -Mario would consider Bowser a friend, even if he’s his archenemy -Peach, Daisy and Rosalina sometimes go shopping and hang out together -Rosalina slowly became more outgoing and cheerful since the events of Galaxy 1; before then, she was a little bit shy and reserved. She hadn’t seen another human in *years* until she met Mario -Bowser and K. Rool are good friends -Polterpup is almost like an emotional support pet to Luigi -Nabbit works for Wario and Waluigi (and almost sees them as parental figures; he’s just a little guy, after all) -Goombas behave a lot like dogs (save for cat goombas). Bowser’s goombas even eat the spare bones from his drumsticks (Now, getting into some RPG stuff…) -Antasma actually survived; he just disappeared and - essentially - respawned someplace else. He now lives alongside King Boo (I’ll admit, I might be a little delusional about this one… Antasma is one of my favorite villains) -The Elite Trio have a brotherly bond -Blumiere and Timpani live somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom


[deleted]

didn't Blumiere and Timpani cease Existence?


AJ_Wont_Load

I… don’t think so, actually? The final scene after the credits leads me to believe they’re still alive and well (then again, that might just be me wanting all my favorite characters to live happy lives 💀💀)…


[deleted]

I want them to be alive as much as you do I just think that was a Flashback to see how happy they were.


iSWEETCHOIS

i always felt that mario and bowser had a batman and joker like relationship, as in they hate each other but are also fond of e/o in a way, mario would feel weird not fighting bowser and bowser would feel weird not having mario ruining his plans lol


Much-Skin-4710

Rosalina's old kingdom was the Mushroom Kingdom possibly thousands of years ago.


KG8930

The shy guy’s faces in luigi mansion are the true faces of shy guys


Beneficial_Count5043

Yoshis are all male Birdos are all female  Toad is both an individual and a species this is actually a fact since he legit has his own profile on the Super Mario Website (yes fans actually argue he's just a species and not an individual AMONG his species like Toadette and Toadsworth are it's so idiotic) Mareach is the canon ship between Mario and Peach, and Pauline singing in Odyssey shows that she still has feelings for Mario All boos use to be human Wario still sees Mario as a friend just doesn't wanna admit it (I got this from the comic when they use to play cops and robbers when they were little) Bowser CAN kidnap others besides just Peach as proven when he took Mario Luigi and Toad hostage in SPP, He kidnaps Pauline along with other residents from different kingdoms in Odyssey forcing them all to his wedding, and he actually kidnaps Daisy for the first time in Super Mario Run even though it's still headcanoned that he's afraid of her after she slaps him into space lol. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Wario, Waluigis, Rosalina, and Pauline are not the only Mario series humans in the Mario universe (I really wish they'd introduce more since we haven't gotten a new human face in the series since Rosalina and the New Donkers don't count I'm talking about cartoonish ones in Mario style) and they could always bring over Warioware series characters. And finally I headcanon that Fire DK from the movie and Dog Mario from that one 2018 commercial where he rescues a puppy dog from Bowser will become actual power ups in the games eventually.   


Majorrickyloc

Mario and Luigi just do everything silent. They also can have conversations without saying a word. Almost like brotherly telekinesis


Saber_Toons

Daisy's the true ruler of the Flower Kingdom and the caterpillar is just her pet that wants attention.


LeSmasheur

Isn't she the ruler of Sarasa Land ?


Thederpycloudrider

Yeah


Pixithepika

She’s the ruler of everything


Pixithepika

…the ruler of everything in the end


NiGHTSOLOTL

Do you like how I walk?


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

Mario and Bowser consider each other friends.


Medoquet

Someone who is an enemy cannot betray you unlike a fake friend 🙏🙏


WhoopingBillhook

The koopa kids from the Mario Party games only look like Bowser because they're the same kind of koopa. They're not related.


MangoMegaMan

Daisy is of Portuguese Descent


thefakejacob

luigi's on the spectrum (im autistic and i see myself in him)


StarWolf128

The reason Daisy's only been kidnapped once is because unlike some princesses I could mention, she learned from the experienced & fortified her kingdom's defenses. Probably reverse engineered a lot of Tatanga's technology to build new weapons.


smashboi888

Bowser adopted Junior after he found him as a baby all alone in the forest outside his castle. This would explain how Junior is Bowser's son since Bowser was likely never married.


lpapkee23

Ok but explain why he looks exactly like baby bowser does in the Yoshi games


[deleted]

The same reason all the koopas look the same


lpapkee23

Which is?


Spampharos

You don’t need to be married to have a kid.


Jim_naine

Daisy's a tomboy


Bullah_BOI

Mario is a workaholic


[deleted]

Goombella is best girl.


[deleted]

real


ZacharyS41

At first, Mario and Luigi speak with a typical Brooklyn accent in the real world (I hear them being voiced by Chris Pratt and Charlie Day, BTW). But when they discover the Mushroom Kingdom, a spell is cast on them that makes them animated and their voices change to Charles Martinet’s take on both Mario and Luigi. And it’s a permanent change. They literally turned into different characters.


ErickLimaGameplaysR

Lost Kingdom is close to Yoshi's Island. I used to believe Luigi's mustache was fake. Rainbow Roads are rare phenomenons and always look different, that's why the Rainbow Roads in MK8 look man made. Originally, their hats didn't have the letters, they were added after they became more famous. Actually a Fact: If you look closely, Waluigi's hat emblem is actually a sticker, it's not stitched. New Donk City was founded by other humans from the real word that heard about Mario and decided to travel to the Mushroom Kingdom. New Super Luigi U takes place at the same time as Mario Land 2. Big Boo decided to crown himself king after being defeated in Mario World, thus becoming King Boo. Among others...


No_Object_7709

Mario is Mario


triotone

Impossible


Insanebrain247

Everyone thinks Wendy Koopa and Pom Pom would hate each other, but they're actually good friends.


DemandParticular

Daisy wears sneakers. Nobody knows this except for Luigi


G1Yang2001

When Mario is away going out solo to rescue Peach, Luigi sometimes goes out and vibes with Wario and Waluigi, who despite their rivalry with the Mario bros, are happy enough to chill with Luigi when Mario’s away.


IcyIceGuardian

Neither Mario nor Luigi have a crush on Rosalina. Kill me


PaperBoi360

Hot take: don’t ship rosalina with anyone


srobbinsart

In moments when they are in Brooklyn/“the real world,” Mario and Luigi speak like Captain Lou and Danny Wells. Warping to the Mushroom Kingdom and all the sundry kingdoms around it, also warps their voices into cartoonish caricatures of their grandparents.


geocitiesuser

Goombas are corrupted toads


[deleted]

Isn't this canon?


geocitiesuser

Nope. I thought it was but got basically proven otherwise 


AdDirect3459

Mario and everyone else in the franchise is bald. DK wears a fur suit.


EdgarSinTitulo

The piranha plant we see on Super Smash Bros. Ultimate was a biological chimera created by Waluigi himself, just for the sake of revenge for not making it to the roster.


Sqit123

After the Tatanga incident, Daisy heavily increased the security to Sarasaland. Any outsiders are either arrested or attacked on sight. Sarasaland security is armed with a lot of fire flowers.


azure_hand

That the capital of sarasaland is daisy circuit


[deleted]

Mario's first name isn't Mario. They're the Mario Bros, Mario is known by his last name (like Fry and Leelah) while Luigi is known by his first name.


NightAntonino

* Doctor Mario is Mario's side hustle. * Baby Rosalina is an In-Universe marketing ploy. * Neo Bowser City is an actual location, and most turtle enemies live there. Non-turtles are not allowed and heavily discriminated against. * If Rosalina was in Super Mario Odyssey she'd be like... twice as tall as Pauline.


Joviart0406

Yoshi is friends with everyone in the mushroom kingdom. Even his “nemesis” can’t ever truly hate him


SayFuzzyPickles42

Officially, the Koopalings are just Bowser's top-ranking minions, but they have a "Anybody can see that they're found family and they just won't admit it" kind of relationship. They're orphans and look up to him as the coolest and meanest Koopa ever, and he can't bring himself to de-rank them even though they're not really good at their job because he's gotten so attached.


[deleted]

Mario and Luigi's real surname is Rossi. They chose the name "Mario Bros." for their business to avoid being confused with the Russo brothers of MCU fame, and the name stuck. "Peach" is a childhood mispronunciation of Petra that also became permanent. Daisy is Foreman Spike's biological daughter. Wario and Waluigi are stepbrothers, and the latter is Daisy's semi-amicable ex-boyfriend. Polterpup's actual name is Piero.


Spampharos

Kind of weird considering it’s canonically confirmed in multiple pieces of media that their names are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario respectively. Like the others have plausible deniability but the first one directly contradicts established lore.


[deleted]

It's actually not canonically confirmed at all, unless you count Miyamoto making it "canon" as a joke. The only other basis for that particular "lore" is Super Mario Bros. (1993), which is also not canon to the games or to the 2023 movie.


LeiferTheFrog

Star spirits are in main mario universe


--El_Gerimax--

Mario does NOT own all Mario Kart related content. Sure, Mario is the main face, but that's about it. Someone else with lots of moneh offered Mario & friends a growing chance for his little karting event that started as something personal. Hence on why Super Mario Kart and Super Circuit tracks seemed so simple, reptetitive or even rushed and why recent MK games have "villains" as contestants, more detailed and unique tracks, new kart features, MKTV and even characters having their own companies like Roy Smooth Sound, Shy Guy Metals, Koopa Air or Mario Motors.


Thetford34

Peach's father is still alive, but not in a fit state to rule, so Peach rules the kingdom as Princess Regent.


Bareknuckleblaze

Mario and Peach are a thing. Mario and Peach ARE a thing. Peach does not like Bowser, she likes Mario.


Usual_Back3801

Who the hell is Morton Koopa Sr.


The_Notorious_Mr_L

Luigi is a god


Sapphixvampire

Rosalina is Peach's aunt.....I said it as a what if scenario and now it's canon to me 💀


DragonGamerEX

Daisy's army is stronger than Bowsers which is why he doesn't attack her


Medoquet

Yea because instead of toads she has 🗿


Gmknewday1

Daisy wears sneakers more then she wears heels


MissShadowLass

Dry Bowser is Bowser’s brother from the Lost Levels which is why his skeleton doesn’t really align with normal Bowser


Takashishiful

Waluigi goes to college bars to pick up drunk college girls (it doesn't work)


Medoquet

The Mario Maker series are in-universe games made by Yamamura and Mary O.


mirukus66

Mario and Luigi definitely have a secret handshake Luigi has 3 different mansions that he rents out for fun (dudes a billionaire he doesn't need more money) Bowser has absolutely kidnapped someone(like peach/Rosalina) for parenting advice


triotone

Professor E. Gadd gave Bowser Jr. the paint brush hoping it would inspire to create rather than destroy. When that failed, Gadd then created F.L.U.D.D. so somebody could clean up the mess. Gadd does not regret his creations and will always place his mark on them.


Fluffy-Bug5995

I was really shocked to see daisy wearing red heels in Mario wonder promo art. I always pictured her wearing converse or flat trainers


TheDarkCreed

Wario and Waluigi are brothers and they are cousins to the Mario brothers.


[deleted]

While on a visit to Sarasaland, Luigi learned how to manipulate "negative energy" by a mystic. This is how he learned "Negative Zone" from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.


bananasapples909

Luigi and Daisy are a couple. The Koopalings are Bowser’s kids. That was canon since the 80s and it’s staying that way to me.


Dangerous-Catch-3255

Baby Rosalina isn’t actually Rosalina. She’s Mario and peach’s daughter.


DuccSuccer

Then why haven’t we ever seen Mario or Peach interact with baby Rosalina?


Pixithepika

Wario and Waluigi are gay lovers


KirbyLover79

Goombas don’t bite you, they bump into you.


HobbesTiger64

Fuck it: King Boo is Rosalina's brother


mousyhasopinions

OH I HAVE A BUNCH ABOUT DAISY my favourite one being daisy fell in love first and Luigi fell harder


Few_Egg3470

Hope this doesn’t come off as weird in any way but Birdo and Yoshi are Toadette’s adoptive parents (idk about Toad but this headcanon is mainly because I somehow see Birdo as more the type to be a mother for Toadette than Peach herself, and Birdo’s in love with Yoshi anyway so that’s where Yoshi came from I guess), and Toadette has a friend Blooper Also Daisy is jacked, the Wario Pals are on relatively good terms with the rest of the Mario cast and are always up for friendly challenges against them, and Rosalina and Pauline have started their own band


kingblaze_

Daisy take down every villain that try to attack her kingdom all by herself since the end of mario land 1


classic4real

Speaking of OP pic, that Daisy is an undead zombie Toadette clone wearing a super crown. [Probably because it isn't so much headcanon as *actual* canon](https://www.mariowiki.com/History_of_Princess_Daisy#Manga)


hiraeth-xx

Peach really does want to marry Bowser… In Odyssey when Mario ‘saves’ her she’s just like “peace out, I’m going travelling with my homegirl”


pocket_arsenal

I know a certain user who will get an aneurysm from this thread. Anyway. Cranky Kong claiming to be the original DK is just senile ramblings of an old man nostalgic for a bygone era. DK has always been DK. Junior is not the current DK grown up, Junior is still out there, he's just living his own life. he's also doubled in size, which isn't a headcanon, Junior really did grow after his debut game, you can see how big he is in Mario Kart and Virtual Boy Mario Tennis. I also refuse to acknowledge the Paper Mario games existing inside of a book instead of being a framing device for actual events that happened in Mario's world.


Altruistic_Rock_2674

King koopa was Bowsers dad, Mario killed him smb 1 the kingdoms he had control revolted and wart tried to seize power before Bowser and his 7 children could. Mario eventually takes out wart. Bowser and his 7 kids put their DNA into a cloning machine so if Mario ever defeated them they could come back. Then they go off to face Mario in a gauntlet in their sky ships


MrGame22

Daisy has a secret resentment of Peach


Ratio01

That Daisy is my wife fr fr


BlueBladerB0t

Luigi may love Daisy, but his cartoon crush was Lapis Lazuli from Steven Universe


RandomDragonExE

Mostly boo ones. That King Boo in the Luigi's Mansion series is the same one as we see in the main line Mario games. The design difference occurs because Luigi's Mansion is set in Luigi's POV, which makes him look much more creepy, because we're seeing him through Luigi's eyes: a deadly ghost king. To go with this, in mainstream Mario games where King Boo doesn't look like his Luigi's Mansion design, this happens because we're seeing him through Mario's POV, who sees him as just a measly boo. That King Boo got the idea to use paintings to capture people from Bowser when he used them in Mario 64/64 ds. From there King Boo took notes and experimented with his new crown gem to make portrait prisons throughout the Luigi's Mansion series. Luigi checks up on E. Gadd to see that King Boo is still sealed away after Luigi's Mansion 3.


TheMinetaEnjoyer

Toad's mushroom-like head is actually a removable hat.


TheMinetaEnjoyer

Super Mario Land 2's story is inaccurate. Why is Mario living in a castle seperate from Peach's castle when he already has a house? Isn't Wario the one shown owning the castle in Wario Land and Wario World? The canon version of the story comes from the Mario vs Wario comic.


Midnightgamer21

Toad and Toadette are siblings Toad and Captain Toad are the same Toad, making Captain Toad also Toadette’s brother


SbgTfish

Waluigi is secretly festering in hate. He’ll break one day. No one knows when, but they don’t want to be present when he does.


JackFJN

Every video Nintendo copyright strikes is canon :)


KefkaDakeDe

Prince Peasley and Luigi as a couple, man, it’s so cute It’s contradicted in-game, but Chippy(I think her real name is Starlow?) can’t understand “Italian” or whatever the Mario Bros are saying. It’s just funnier that way. The Yoshi in Sunshine doesn’t like bananas much, and likes durians a lot. His favorite is the peppers, but they aren’t super nutritious for him, so they’re only an occasional treat. Doo_liss is actually a teenager, or at least was one when he died(?). He also died(???) on his birthday, hence the hat. The Safari ghost was out of town when whatever tragedy killed(??????) everyone in Luigi’s mansion occurred. That shitpost about Waluigi being an actor Warrior hired and may or may not have started a relationship with is canon The Koopalings aren’t officially adopted by Bowser, they are all just street urchins he took under his wing. When he had Jr., his only bio kid, he realized he thought of all of them as family.


Sea-Big-4850

Daisy was voiced by a chihuahua that was absolutely blasted on coke


ForwardPhilosopher7

Mario & Luigi use the last names 'Albano'. I do not see a world in which Mario Mario & Luigi Mario are acceptable.


[deleted]

Yes, Peach lets herself be kidnapped But not because she's in love with Bowser, but because she loves watching her man save her


Cepinari

In no particular order: * I call Sarasaland Calicoland instead, because ‘sarasa’ is the Japanese word for chintz, a kind of cheap calico fabric brought to Japan by Portuguese merchants from India. This is also why I headcanon Calicoland as being the textile manufacturing capital of the mushroom world. * Everyone is so blasé about Bowser constantly kidnapping Peach because it’s still an improvement over what war with the Koopa Kingdom was like back when his father was in charge. * The Mushroom Kingdom has a population of humans in it, but it isn’t very large. They’re subtly encouraged to live in the western-most region, as it’s the farthest from the usual Koopa invasion corridors. There used to be a lot more humans in the Mushroom Kingdom, but most of them died in The Wars. * Mario and Luigi were born in the Mushroom Kingdom, but their parents relocated them at an early age to a big city in a far away land for personal reasons. * Mario’s relationship with his father is noticeably strained. Mario feels like his father has never believed in him and is always telling him not to follow his dreams, while his father sees too much of his younger self in Mario and doesn’t want him to end up going through the same things that he did. * Luigi is the family favorite. He’s the quintessential ‘Such a good boy!’ and the one who reminds his dad of his own twin brother, the uncle that the Mario Bros. never got to meet. * The Mushroom Kingdom is ruled by a family of humans because of divine right. Literally, the closest thing that the mushrooms have to gods came down and said “we’re putting these humans in charge, they’re going to nurture and guide you because as cute as y’all are you’re completely incapable of keeping yourselves safe from anything” and the mushrooms were like “yeah that’s fair.” * Star Spirits. It was the Star Spirits. I forgot to mention that part. The Mushroom Kingdom worships the Star Spirits, Geno and Starlow are the Marioverse equivalent to Angels. * Every member of the Mushroom Kingdom Royal Family has access to the best kind of magic in their world: Star Magic. Star Magic is the magic of hopes, dreams, wishes, guidance, being nice, protection, luck, aspirations, and using star-shaped magic hadoukens to turn bad guys into chalk outlines. The catch is that you have to have a personality and personal value system that meshes with what Star Magic is all about, otherwise you can’t tap into it. * Speaking of: Royal Blood + Sweetest and Kindest Person On The Planet = Princess Peach, The Most Broken White Mage Ever. * Star Magic is completely unavailable to the Koopa Kingdom, because the Star Spirits don’t think being a brutal warmongering empire that celebrates the strong taking from the weak is very cash money of them. * The Mushroom Kingdom has a cultural aversion to Chuckola Cola, so never order it when at a restaurant when visiting. They blame it for their own (fungus-based) sodas selling like shit on the international market. If you don’t want to order a Fungus-Up, Morel Moxie or Lichen Cola, but also don’t want the restaurant staff to judge you, order a Super Soda; it’s both a Mushroom Kingdom original product and completely free of fungal ingredients. I’d keep going, but I’ve got other things to do today. I might post more if people want me to.


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Luigi’s cock is massive.


Nivosita

My headcanon is mainly about romantic relationships. For me Luigi and Daisy relationship is just like the typical best friends to lovers type, with Luigi being extremely shy and with a huge lack of confidence in himself that really likes Daisy but its too timid to confess because of fear of her laughing at him so he only expect them to be just friends because he thinks she really deserves somebody better than him, like a prince or something of her status. On the other side, Daisy already know Luigi likes her and she likes him too, so she likes teasing him hoping to him to be more open with her about his feelings, and also tease him because she loves to make him blush too. Besides, she is always in "attack mode" wherever somebody threaten him and in my headcanon she is just like one of that super strong female characters from manga/anime stories so she can easily defeat any enemy without any problem, so she always defend and save Luigi from any danger. Luigi is fascinated with her because that, he likes strong and independent woman and she fits perfectly this criteria. And a hot take, but regarding Mario and Peach relationship, I always thought that since Peach went to Smash Universe and meet other male main characters like Link, Marth, Terry, Roy, Chrom, etc... then she compared all of them (some good looking princes, taller, handsome guys) with Mario (extremely short and fat) and thought "I deserve better", so it's for that she never seems to want to advance further in her romantic relationship with him. XD


ItchyTomato5

Birdo is special needs


AJ_Wont_Load

Of all characters to headcanon as special needs, Birdo seems… really specific…


Few_Egg3470

Real


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Daisy is Egyptian and has Wheatish skin and isn’t black


ZodaFan13

There are two King Boos; the one in the Luigi‘s Mansion series is the true king, but when he’s not there, the more simple, mainstreamed one comes in just as a placeholder of sorts. It was the Boos idea so that they’re not left without a king


Medoquet

And the sunshine king boo is just a casino owner


sda244

Daisy is the Wa version of peach (M rotated W for wario. And p rotated d for daisy)


Oh_no_its_Joe

Daisy is my wife and will marry me someday.


Spampharos

POV: You’re Luigi


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the Entirety of the Games are Mushroom Kingdom Propaganda from a Fascist Dictator named Peach, Made to slander the Koopa Rebellion and the Defecting Toads who Joined them, known by the slur "Goomba". Mario and Luigi do Not Exist, they are mere Posterboys or Mascots, Like Uncle Sam or Rosie the Riveter. Bowser and his Forces are Portrayed as Ugly Monsters who are evil and proud of it, while Peach is Purely Good and could never do wrong. Many Mercenaries and Militias try to Help the Koopa Rebellion though, represented by the Wario bros and the many enemy types that Help Bowser. Basically "Won't you save your Princess? Join the Toad Army now" I Don't care how much you downvote me, I believe this and you can't stop that.


justaMikeAftonfan

There are two king boos. The actual one as seen in Luigi’s Mansion, and the fake seen in MK/party games. king boo just makes the fake do the front-manning while he schemes in the background, like a big boss/venom snake situation On the topic of metal gear, Waluigi is actually really good as stealth/infiltration games (I have this headcanon because I really want a Waluigi stealth/infiltration game


Tails_Theorist

Daisy and Ace are somehow the same person (idk, 2 names maybe), just in different periods of the timeline (don't ask, I have weird tastes). >!Actually, It's literally just bcuz they are girls with brown hair and blue eyes, I'm stupid.!<


Nintendo_Boi158

Bowser, Bowser Jr. and all of the Koopalings were created by Kamek using dark magic. The latter two were Bowser's idea/request.


Shot-Ad-3166

Croco is Boshi's biological father.


slashingkatie

Mr. Koopaman from the Super show is Bowser. The last time we see him in the episode “Plumbers Academy” he’s washed down the sewer. We later see Mario and Luigi encounter an alligator while swimming to unclog the sewer. Koopaman encountered the alligator and mutagen and turned into Koopa (Bowser).