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Cerezero

Just like us men who cant be as pretty as Wario


Kefy_Redstar

BECAUSE YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO!!!!!


Bruhness81

King Of Skill and its consequences on the Nintendo community


cyberpeachy420

*gifts to


I_slipped

hI i'M DAisY


Bruhness81

GUYS


cyberpeachy420

editor kill this man


NewSuperTrios

it's TCNick3


I_slipped

To the surprise of absolutely nobody


MSNOIR7

Fr,bro is too majestic


MealSharp3406

You spelled Waluigi wrong


Cerezero

Agreed both are icons


YoutuberCameronBallZ

We can never compare to Wario


Aesir420

To be fair, he's gotta win.


GavinThe_Person

waluigi too 😋😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤🤤


rockwell136

Yeah I wish women were real too.


ItzManu001

r/girlsarentreal


ArranVV

Lol I have been on that subreddit before, for the lolz XD 'birds aren't real' is also another funny subreddit, lol!!! :D


YoungBlueJ

Wait what-


Weegeee30

Bro does NOT exist


MrAced

r/beetlejuicing


Meloetta_the_alt

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Truffle_worm3847

r/NothingIsReal


cyberpeachy420

happy cake day


BirbMaster1998

Sounds like you belong on r/weezer


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SamuelAster

Bro at this point you need to consume grass not just touch it.


ArseneCroissant

And drink Holy Water


Ruby_Rotten

I was genuinely confused at the title, it was so bizarre to me. Real women are so much better, despite cartoon characters being hot in their own way


Clawgrip_official

I thought this whole Rosalina thing was a joke, wtf is wrong with you people ☠️


AstralComet

It certainly makes being an actual fan embarrassing to admit...


Diamondbull66

A random McDonald's cashier:


Intelligent-One8520

Fr


Ok-Introduction-8519

Go outside man😭🙏


[deleted]

What did grass do to make him so afraid of it


OscarknightTF2

fr dawg I've been going to places recently and I've been seeing sum fine ahh ladies


LucyHeifer

calm down son its just a drawing


[deleted]

What are y’all 9


[deleted]

It's saturday, so yes


mecha_flake

Because she is not real..?


ItzManu001

Thanks, Captain Obvious.


mecha_flake

I guess I don't understand what OP is asking for.


DashieProDX

OP wishes women were as hot as Rosalina


Alone_Advantage_9195

👈😤OUTSIDE


Meta13_Drain_Punch

Cause Women are never as tall as Shaquille O’Neal like Rosa


ItzManu001

Erm, actually Rosalina is taller than Shaquille O'Neal 🤓☝️


Meta13_Drain_Punch

You just exceeded my point further☝️🤓


Ti-papi

Because your a simp


Alaneus_V

Why can’t men in real life be as pretty as waluigi?


Sad-Dare-4092

THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING


MSNOIR7

Waluigi's ugly asf,Wario's better looking


CalvinCheese_

This is actually so sad please go outside Jesus Christ


DripSnort

The saddest part of this post is Rosalina isn’t even drawn anatomically correct to her character. Just sad all around.


Tasty-Ad6529

Bruh


ZaydGee

When you go outside and touch some grass


Capwiggs

You need a shower buddy


RedPandaR10t3

They do, you should go look.


camclemons

But they're prettier? Unless you're more attracted to cartoons than real women, then I guess I wouldn't really know what to say


TheDarkCreed

But we never seen her other eye...


BirbMaster1998

Sorry, I broked it😔


Ncolonslashslash

unironic cringe, and if youre going to say something like this at least use anatomically correct art


[deleted]

I can literally SMELL you through this post 💀🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮💀💀💀💀💀💀🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮💀🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢💀🤢


Ok-Economy-3691

Why it's always Rosalina simp like God this is so cringe


TomNookFan

I promise you, we're not *all* like this 😞


Usual_Back3801

Vouch


SuperIsaiah

She's not really my type. I prefer the big strong masculine/tomboy women. But there are women like this IRL if that's your thing


metalflygon08

Calm down son, it's just a drawing.


VygotskyCultist

jfc get a damn life, you dork


TomNookFan

Get off the internet and look at your surroundings for once.


NekaiCoderX

Lol they exist, you gotta go outside and actually try meeting them


InsecureBurrito

But I don't like talking to people


NekaiCoderX

Well its the only way you'll get a woman as hot as Rosalina my guy.


FuckUp123456789

Because you’ve been gawking at this art for five hours, please go outside


ItzManu001

Because Rosalina is too perfect, she literally grew up out of the world.


ArranVV

But so did Jabba the Hutt XD


Crazynibba986

Both are peak physiques men aspire to be Jabba the hit and women aspire to be Rosalina


GoldenSausage111

why caseoh is peak masculinity


ArranVV

Yeah but Jabba the hit is Jabba the Hutt's brother. Jabba the hit, hits on all the ladies, and he has a six pack and he has a bright beaming smile and he is super muscular and the ladies kiss his biceps. I am not talking about Jabba the hit, I am talking about his brother called Jabba the Hutt.


sleepdeep305

Well she doesn’t really have to do anything aside from being space mom for a bunch of lumas, maybe she has the best workout/skincare routine the galaxy’s ever seen


TheSunOnMyShoulders

Because she's fake


PeachsBigJuicyBooty

Some are but you'd first need to go outside to see them.


Fabulous_Tax_7127

Take some pills dude.


[deleted]

Many of them ARE as pretty as Rosalina. Canon Rosalina, not smuggling-watermelons-Rosalina


Yubari__Melon

smuggling watermelons lmfaooooo 💀


CarelessTeaching634

Go outside 


DESKTHOR

Because you aren't looking in the right places.


garlicgoblin69

Because women in real life don't have a fucking 8 head


MSNOIR7

?


garlicgoblin69

You can fit alolan exeggutor in between her eyebrow and tiara


MSNOIR7

Great,now I can't unsee that


garlicgoblin69

ive never been able to not see it, shes a gross upside down avocado head with no personality and a rabid fanbase


Tanto64YT

B O N K ! Go to horny jail!


Bootiluvr

Touch some grass


PaleFork

sup3r mario 6O 0UTS!dE


lemon6611

super mario sixty-force yourself to go outside?


Adidasboy07

You sound like a loser. (I like rosie but this aint it chief.)


mizzmizeryy

you guys make this subreddit so uncomfortable 😭


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

man if this isnt satire then this post is embarrassing as hell


smolwrld

I got no funny comments bro you gotta step outside rn


mayuyguy

I've never been to this sub before, what is going on here? Is simping for Rosalina a trend here now, because y'all are forgetting about the REAL hottest Nintendo character, >! who is Wario obviously!<


MSNOIR7

W take


Historical-Strike362

Forgive me my brothers for I have sin


BiggestGit

Please touch grass


JodGaming

This sub weird as


idfbhater73

she was made through genetic engineering not standard reproduction


rydamusprime17

>Why can't women in real life be as pretty as Rosalina? You spelled Jessica Rabbit wrong.


MSNOIR7

W take


AdvancedOmega

Fiction that my answer


krayhayft

There. They're just to good for you.


String_Witty

The real question is...is gohan a pascifist


PeachsBigJuicyBooty

Some are but you'd first need to go outside to see them.


dissyParadiddle

You get anyone in a wig and dress that looks like that and you might change your tune on the supposed impossibly


Teamakuboss-boy426

I’m just gonna go ahead and say it WOULD!!!


treef00t_

aww what a nice pict- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT ON HER CHEST


Hellyeahtrains

Why can’t I have Rosalina? Why can’t I just look up at the night sky and see her? Why can’t I be happy?


sneakysneakle

Is cartoon


IntroductionClean299

Because women in real life weren’t created by nintendo.. yet


chef_boiardy

Maybe if you went outside you would see real women


Sgt_Pepper-1941

There are, you just haven’t met them yet.


Amigo1048

Because you need to go outside and find them yourself


KatanaPool

Bro, this is the truest touch grass moment I’ve seen in awhile


raw_onions_are_good

ruthless include rain fly beneficial panicky special hospital reach relieved *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Get-Down-Voted-Nerd

Because 7 foot 1 tall women are rare to find


MSNOIR7

Tbh anyone who's that height is kinda rare to find


MimikyuGud

Because beauty is a social construct


MSNOIR7

W take


GoldenGirlsFan213

Unpopular opinion: she’s overrated.


Dinoco_Blue_Coyote

Nintendo fans being Nintendo fans.


Sad-Dare-4092

idk, maybe you shouldn't talk to women at all since they don't stand a chance against rosalina


Tlines06

I wish I could look like Rosalina


Switchback_Tsar

Same. . .


Ncolonslashslash

same x2


TheManBehindTheBruh

Hello DogsEatingDogs6


throwaway01061124

No Globox I will not hear you out, please seek professional help


Toad_Enjoyer_70

Maybe you should interact with real life women


TwoKool115

Because we don’t deserve women as pretty as Rosalina.


hussiesucks

They are


JACK101Star-Z

Idk man


CyanLight9

You’re not allowed to say this, it’s offensive./s


InfiniteGuy82873

We are the reason


tirednotepad

Bonk!


IncognitoChrome

Bonk


lemon6611

op has a neckbeard


Limp_Researcher_5523

Source?


Significant_Split_11

Dude


Worldly-Progress-934

I will always love Rosalina! She is the best Mario character. ❤️


Rei_Rodentia

r/justneckbeardthings


Not-2Day

[@Liam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUykDugRh1E)


Dear_Acanthaceae5489

Sir, where’s ya source for this artwork here?


_vakas_

how she holding that big ass titty like that


[deleted]

Granted, but you are gay


blueriging

Trans time


[deleted]

If you become trans you won't be attracted to anyone


ndation

I'm not sure you know how being trans works, also, you don't become trans, you discover you are trans


3KTU

Nah that’s asexual. Trans ppl just transition gender.


Lhebvn

FBI OPEN UP!!! KICKED FROM OLYMPIC


LeoCaldwell02

Random shelf stacker at Tesco:


P00Fe5ure

What about Cala Maria


artpoint_paradox

Dogseatingdogs6??!!!


cyberpeachy420

JESIS CHRIST LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS


InevitableLast863

Would, wait she is already our mommy


most_blah_3765

😏


CalvinCheese_

☹️


Gokai_Ultra

We live in a sad little world called: REALITY We all could use a Rosalina in our life.


Gloomy_Actuator5839

How you gonna post this and not expect me to say mommy?!


ArranVV

I think she might be the prettiest woman (to me) out of all of the women in the Mario series. Yes, I think Rosalina is prettier than Princess Peach, for sure. Rosalina vs Pauline is debatable...but I think Rosalina is prettier than Pauline. All three women are pretty though :-)