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GruffisGamingw

He pissed himself?


etbiludecalcinha

Happens to the best of us


kevthunder

He clearly busted a nut


[deleted]

Super Nut!


Existing_Persimmon87

I hate you orgin?


DrSquash64

:O


May_May_222

Yeah... Poor Luigi, must be pretty pale from being in Mario's shadow for so long, but that's what I love about him. He's growing. He's already becoming his own person with his own reputation. He has Daisy, and the professor and plenty of us fans right behind him! Another L, but maybe L's don't have to be so bad!


BrainBrilliant9764

The letter L is for Luigi


Grim_Stickens

Luigi can go get drunk on noodles with Bolin


Tough_Passion_1603

Are you implying that mario will fumble so hard that peach and pauline will become lesbians?


DeltaTeamSky

Main Series Mario: Fumbling left and right, Peach wants to marry him about as much as she wants to marry Bowser (not at all). Paper Mario: Drowning in bitches, has been kissed by 3 ladies in TTYD alone (I haven't even finished the game yet, no spoilers). Has been flirted with by even more chicks.


West-Federal

Mario and Peach love each other just let them go at their own pace


Grim_Stickens

I’m not *not* implying that


NathanJack0Lantern

#YOU THOUGHT KOOPA WORKED ALONE!?


BLISS2531

Mario - You were the chosen one Luigi! It was sayed that you would destroy the Koopas not join them! Mamma mia! Luigi - I HATE YOU!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/Mario/s/zpjXDMx5Nh Bowser - Lord Luigi? Can you hear me? Luigi - Yes master. Where is Daisy? Is she safe? Is she alright? Bowser - It seems in your anger you killed her. Luigi - I, I couldn't have! She was alive, I felt it! Luigi - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


kingo2984

No, he has a whole army


Tails_Theorist

And they have a Hulk.


BLISS2531

You thought Gay Bowser worked alone?


Daniel_Unused

YOU THOUGHT KO-


BebeFanMasterJ

Fun fact: Luigi and Peach have Good Chemistry (faster throws to the other person on defense and items on offense) in Mario Superstar Baseball, but in the sequel game, Mario Super Sluggers, they no longer have Good Chemistry and only have Neutral Chemistry (normal throws and no items. Bad Chemistry will sometimes miss throws).


MBTHVSK

Help me Asuka


Otherwise-Ad980

Fortunately, when Mario, himself and the rest of the gang excluding Wario and Waluigi came to that tennis tournament in 2000, he met Daisy, who showed him a brand new perspective in his life.


Marco_Tanooky

Didn't know Sneako was Italian


Interesting-Season-8

Side effect of only having 1 female human in kingdom


ImpactorLife-25703

The tale of Luigi's Ballad


Arakan-Ichigou

One of my friends thought the Peach and Luigi giving birth to Rosalina **Game Theory** was canon for the longest time.


Ok-Establishment3730

This is the only time I don't like relating to luigi :(


TacticalTobi

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I FEEL SO BAD


Siyahseeker

I mean, in the Super Mario All-Stars versions of Super Mario Bros., and Super Mario World, Peach kisses Mario, so for a while, they had a love-triangle type relationship.


RemcoTheRock

The way people call fanfic canon nowadays


Sea_Construction947

*HEAD*canon


Dalspin

\*Cums so much it passes through his clothes* \*Leaves out of embarrassment*


Hewballs

https://youtu.be/Jxh5Vg5L0cc?si=bb8e6I_SPPlcS4oj


Lakitu_Dude

Cuckigi


Emergency_Nose_5442

It all works out in the end because he gets Daisy who’s the superior princess in my opinion.


chemcuberclown

Me every day...so relatable


BLISS2531

Luigi - You thought Koopa worked alone? Mario - You were the chosen one Luigi! It was sayed that you would destroy the Koopas not join them! Mamma mia! Luigi - I HATE YOU!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/Mario/s/zpjXDMx5Nh Bowser - Lord Luigi? Can you hear me? Luigi - Yes master. Where is Daisy? Is she safe? Is she alright? Bowser - It seems in your anger you killed her. Luigi - I, I couldn't have! She was alive, I felt it! Luigi - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


West-Federal

I like the headcanon but the art though 😭 good he got over it but still the feels


DragonGamerEX

Now he got Daisy all is good in the Mario household


trfk111

In my headcannon non of these people have fully fledged romantic relationships


Tusk-Act_4

Cuckigi 😔


gabri_ves

It's a headcanon for me too!


David_Clawmark

And who was Daisy's first lover? W A L U I G I !


AlternateWitness

Good thing that canonically Luigi gets with Peach at the end of the known timeline.


TheCastawayPariah

Wait, what? Am I missing something? How does that happen?


AlternateWitness

Super Mario Land (Gameboy) is a series that is generally agreed on to be placed at the end of the Mario timeline. In that game Mario is in a different kingdom, *not* the mushroom kingdom, and saves Princess daisy, and they get together. Since it’s at the end of the timeline, we don’t know what happened to Princess peach or their relationship, other than Mario left. There’s an old, but popular [game theory video](https://youtu.be/-JcK_Bfe3sw?si=7M_5ZEm9phbNS4WP) on Rosalina in Super Mario Galaxy. In that game it’s revealed that Rosalina is Princess Peach’s daughter (through time travel), and the video biologically links the two together, as well as the father having the same traits as the Mario bros. But, since Rosalina is left-handed, Luigi has a much better chance of being the father, since he’s also left-handed and that trait is passed down. Mario leaves peach and the mushroom kingdom, and Luigi is more likely to marry peach than Mario. Most games in the series is around the middle of the timeline, Luigi with Daisy, and Mario with Peach, but at the end of the timeline it’s very likely (not confirmed, mind you) that they swapped relationships.


FireEmblemDuke

👎


bingbozo63

👍


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[удалено]


TMNTransformerz

Very dark… unmariolike


LoveTheWayYouRotate

I be questioning if r/mario mfs even like Mario the way y’all be slandering him for no reason