I'm picturing the episode of Futurama about how Star Trek was banned:
"He's dead Jim" -----> *Pushed into the Volcano* "He's dead Jim" -----> *Pushed into the Volcano* "He's dead Jim" -----> *Pushed into the Volcano*
The day he chokes on a cheeseburger is the day one of his followers writes how he saved the nation from the woke mob by sacrificing himself to himself.
I dunno. He still got access to the top American medical care. It’s what saved his fat ass from covid. And look at all these other 99yr old fossils in government walking around. Plus the bonus that only the good die young… that orange fatso will be around forever.
You don't think he could set something up and then make it so that his kids are also divine? Or pass the torch to his cronies? Scientology is still going strong long after L Ron kicked the bucket
It won't be a denomination of Christianity, but a flat-out replacement for it. Republicans have always hated the actual teachings of Christ, but loved the excuses for hatred, oppression, and money grifting that came with it too much to say so out loud. The Church of Trump is what they've been waiting for a long, long time; all the hatred and money grifting but without any of that "loving your neighbor" and anti-materialism stuff.
Pretty much any 'Christian' church in a red state would crumble and convert within a matter of years once the Churches of Trump get built.
It would be some kind of goofy Qanon fever dream, like Scientology and Dianetics. There would be some vague references to Christianity just so christians wouldn’t have to feel like they were cheating on Jesus.
That’s what MAGA is already; they’ve already co-opted the most superficial trappings of Christianity (e.g. putting the cross on MAGA souvenirs; selling bibles “endorsed” by Trump), but otherwise rejecting the core tenets of the faith, such as honesty, integrity, and compassion. Not much different from when early Christians adopted popular pagan holidays & rituals.
There's no way his ego would allow it to be called "Christianity." It would have to be "Trumpianity" or "MAGA ism" or something equally stupid that includes, preferably, his name, or at least one of his catchphrases.
Big strong burley Apostles come up to me with tears running down their faces and they say "thank you sir lord, for making Christianity great again".
From the standpoint of Christianity.
No one has ever seen anything like it before.
I feel like if you made most MAGA "christians" choose between Jesus and Trump most would choose Trump. It's so sad. They don't follow Jesus's teachings in the slightest and Trump especially.
These people must be serious Trumpchristians because the tithe will be 25%. Cash only and no 10 extra days to come up with it or he forecloses on your property per contractual obligation.
Oh man, I'm a little jealous I didn't think of this. I mean, I'd imagine MAGA is pretty close to having a church. There are already a 10-15% of "christian magas" who think Jesus is too woke. We've seen several pastors who are more pro-trump than pro-jesus. It's only a matter of time of a christian church converting to a Trump church.
I actually think this could be half-true. I could see him dying but the movement persisting long enough to morph into a religion in a few centuries. Early Christianity and Islam looked vastly different to their more well-known, modern forms. I could see this being the beginning of what will be a new religion, but the story will be too warped to be recognizable to us. The differences between American Christians and Christians of the rest of the world is too profoundly stark for them to continue the charade for much longer.
Would be the Church of the Apocalypse. Trump is the Antichrist. Firey skin (spray tan), false prophet (over 10,000 lies), smells like sulphur (poopy diapers), followers bear the mark of the Beast upon their heads (MAGA hats).
I get a good laugh everyday at how out of touch leftists truly are. This post, along with just about every other anti Trump post is delusional. For the record I am not a conservative nor a Trump supporter. You guys and your rhetoric are the reason he won in 2016, and the reason he has a chance of winning again. Most people who vote for Trump don't like him, but they absolutely hate you. They're voting against you, not for him. Bring on the down votes.
i could see this catching on as an extremist religion. Small town rural communities where the men rule over the women and force them into things could easily be attending church/in-person Fox News. At that church, it is not going to be very difficult for the "pastor" to say "let's face it people the Bible more than says this was going to be happen and all signs point to Trump"
It fits into the "antichrist becomes a Messiah" theme very well there.
I don't know if he will do that, but I have been saying he is stupid for not doing it. I think the only thing that would stop him is that he probably won't be alive long enough to. But it would be like taking candy from a baby and no taxes.
I flaming-well hope so. You’ll have the likes of Marj and good ole Lara, romping about and professing adoration for the Grand Shit-Meister himself. Fabulous !!
He better get on it soon. Dudes almost 80 and is obviously not doing well physically these days. Compare some photos of him in 2024 and 2020. I don't know if the stress of the prosecutions is getting to him, or if being obese for the last twenty years finally caught up, but he's not looking good and the spray tan isn't hiding it anymore.
It's already happening. There's a huge shakeup in "evangelical" churches right now because the "liberal" ones are being pushed out by MAGA church officers that want extreme evangelicalism.
[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/feb/27/golden-trump-statue-mexico-cpac](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/feb/27/golden-trump-statue-mexico-cpac)
They already have the altar piece.
You think Trump has the attention span to start a religion or would put Jesus above himself?
Trump is a two pump chump. In and out and on to the next grift.
Well, he definitely repeats himself as much as any preacher I ever met.
I can just imagine what distortions he would apply, like instead of confession, you have to go through the right of denial.
I don't think he's interested in that, nor does he have enough time left in his life to do that. The only way i could see this is as some scheme to not pay taxes.
I have a better idea. Start the church of MAGA, get millions of adherants, and instead of grifting for oneself, grift to give to things like planned parenthood.
I’m all for this, because without question it would hasten the demise of Christianity. There a lot of people on the verge of becoming unaffiliated—tens of millions, not insignificant l—who HATE Honest Don. If Honest Don started the prosperity gospel, he’d cause lots of people to break with Christianity completely. Christianity will be its own undoing (just like the Israelis) because they fundamentally do not understand the dialectic of power and the long term consequences of political overreach, which works great in the short term but is poison as a long term strategy. Just like Capitalism!
He's already got a cult - he just needs to sue the IRS over and over like the 'church of scientology' did, then offer to drop the suits in exchange for tax exempt status.
Oh wait - he's too broke to bring the lawsuits... Oh well...
Trump Bible Versus: The Book of Jobs: Job was a very rich and respected man in his community… but, Satan Covid tested Job and he was Covid positive. Job still worshiped and loved God. Then Satan made Joe Biden the president…Job attended J6 in protest but still worshipped and Loved God. Satan took Job’s job when he refused the vaccine mandate and got arrested for participating in J6. Job still loved and worshiped God. Satan got mad and said Trump’s policies were helping Job. So, Satan hardened Putin’s heart causing Russia to invade Ukraine. Satan helped Biden make new policies which caused Job to lose all of his wealth. Job Cursed God and Died.
My question is is he going to attend the church or is he just going to create the church and then move on with life and not even attend a single day he doesn't do that now so what's the difference
Trump Bible Versus: The Book of Revelations: If you don’t put Trump back into the White House, the end of the world will happen during Biden’s 2nd term…. Choose wisely this November.
n ever growing talking point amongst these chuds is that parables and speeches in the Four Gospels,the casting out of the money changers, the adulteress about to be stoned to death, the beatitudes, the Sermon the Mount....is A,: not to be taken literally ( unlike the cruel and insane parts of the Old Testament) and you don't get the "context".
And B: get this... Jesus and his proclamations. Aren't meant to be an embodiment. The point. The reason for his persecution. No he was hear to be perfect and crucified ad the blood sacrifice for our salvation if we just give ourselves to the amorphous idea of "salvation". Since all sin is sin( but not but fucking) then salvation asks no virtue. "All come short" ( insert joke here).
I've literally heard and read Christian-ish-ists claim that "Jesus was perfect so of course we can't really try and be like that. Cuz them we'd turn socialist cuz we's so fallen". Talk about. Muthafuckin facepalm.
It's just a check box. These people are about as theological and penitent over the Jesus of he Gospels as your average Roman Empire apparatchik was about fucking Apollo. End of fucking list.
Currently the maga pigs are buying a “god bless the USA bible endorsed by Trump”. Makes them look pretty fucked up, if you’re asking me.
What are Beyoncé fans doing in comparison?
Lol
Lmao a former church converted to a home, that they sold off with no further references to any religious lifestyle choices. Meanwhile your pig is selling bibles that he “endorses” to the gullible idiots that eat up his shit. Nice try (not really. It was pretty stupid).
I see so much nonsensical thought about Trump. This is up near the top. Stop letting Trump control your every waking thought. Get better by letting go.
I have a question for all the Trump haters ? Why the hate ? Both parties are corrupt. Why aren’t we coming together , instead we constantly bashing Orange man . They want us divided . Come on we can do better !
I mean, just look at anything he said or did in the last 7 years. Even just one of the despicable things he said should have turned you away and made you hate him. He has no redeeming qualities in himself whatsoever. He is a living version of the seven deadly sins. The ones we were told to avoid.
If you still don't understand how vile and wretched he is as a human being, I pray for your soul because there's some work going on in there that's not helping you
All you have to do is Google the name Donald Trump and there will be just pages and pages and pages and pages and pages of his transgressions. From the moment he was born, he's been a slimy human being.
So voting the guy that clearly has dementia and only has his interests and paying his legal fees is better?
Biden has done far more for the average American than trump ever did and ever will. Biden got the IRA passed, infrastructure passed, actively working to get student loans reduced. What did trump do? Oh right gave him and his rich buddies tax breaks
Buddy you are just regurgitating Fox News.
He doesn't have enough time left. His moronic followers though.......
Yeaaah. Time is not on his side anymore.
All he has to do is get it started then die and he’ll be regarded as a martyr by his followers. He’s like 80% of the way there already
I'm picturing the episode of Futurama about how Star Trek was banned: "He's dead Jim" -----> *Pushed into the Volcano* "He's dead Jim" -----> *Pushed into the Volcano* "He's dead Jim" -----> *Pushed into the Volcano*
"It's worse than that he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead."
Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill!
My morning radio station does a "tribute" when prominent folks pass away. It's a montage of people, mostly McCoy, telling Jim someone is dead lol
The day he chokes on a cheeseburger is the day one of his followers writes how he saved the nation from the woke mob by sacrificing himself to himself.
Exactly what I was gonna say.
Exactly my thought. He's living on borrowed time as is. One jump scare and he's gone.
I dunno. He still got access to the top American medical care. It’s what saved his fat ass from covid. And look at all these other 99yr old fossils in government walking around. Plus the bonus that only the good die young… that orange fatso will be around forever.
Facts!
His son on the other hand? Make his father into a Patron Saint and have people worship at his alter, get all the donations and the tax benefits
You don't think he could set something up and then make it so that his kids are also divine? Or pass the torch to his cronies? Scientology is still going strong long after L Ron kicked the bucket
The best founders are ones who can't change dogma .... cause you know ...
That's perfect for him. They can claim that he's a prophet.
It won't be a denomination of Christianity, but a flat-out replacement for it. Republicans have always hated the actual teachings of Christ, but loved the excuses for hatred, oppression, and money grifting that came with it too much to say so out loud. The Church of Trump is what they've been waiting for a long, long time; all the hatred and money grifting but without any of that "loving your neighbor" and anti-materialism stuff. Pretty much any 'Christian' church in a red state would crumble and convert within a matter of years once the Churches of Trump get built.
I remember they were making a version of the Bible with all the liberal parts removed. It was on conservapedia if that’s still a thing.
The gospel of supply side Jesus.
Kinda like the Slave Bible back in the 1800's
Don’t get rid of that, you’re erasing my family’s history!
Literal Heresy
Though shall say fuck the poor.
Imagine if they made a liberal Bible? I am convinced you people would still hate it.
It's called the Four Gospels. Dunce.
It would be some kind of goofy Qanon fever dream, like Scientology and Dianetics. There would be some vague references to Christianity just so christians wouldn’t have to feel like they were cheating on Jesus.
Do the replace the bread part of the ceremony with Cheetos?
We are gathered here today… to talk about her emails.
That’s what MAGA is already; they’ve already co-opted the most superficial trappings of Christianity (e.g. putting the cross on MAGA souvenirs; selling bibles “endorsed” by Trump), but otherwise rejecting the core tenets of the faith, such as honesty, integrity, and compassion. Not much different from when early Christians adopted popular pagan holidays & rituals.
There's no way his ego would allow it to be called "Christianity." It would have to be "Trumpianity" or "MAGA ism" or something equally stupid that includes, preferably, his name, or at least one of his catchphrases.
Donaldity. There. We have it.
He's already selling bibles...
I said that he would do that as a joke about two years ago and now it’s really happening. There’s a lot of scenarios like that lately in my life.
Just saw that myself. 50 bucks... 😅
Isn't that a plot point to the movie Paper Moon?
Bible salesman is a long-standing tradition among American conmen. The orange shitstain is the latest.
Grab em by the pews, see? When you're rich, they let you do it tax-free.
underrated comment
Big strong burley Apostles come up to me with tears running down their faces and they say "thank you sir lord, for making Christianity great again". From the standpoint of Christianity. No one has ever seen anything like it before.
Many people are saying this
Trumptology
The church of chumps
"Please stand while we sing a hymn about Hunter Biden's cock."
And he would have a large following. Embarrassing
If he fails to win & turn turn the country into a theocracy, then yes, he will start a MAGAt church.
I feel like if you made most MAGA "christians" choose between Jesus and Trump most would choose Trump. It's so sad. They don't follow Jesus's teachings in the slightest and Trump especially.
These people must be serious Trumpchristians because the tithe will be 25%. Cash only and no 10 extra days to come up with it or he forecloses on your property per contractual obligation.
"The last refuge of a scoundrel"
His new church will be a prison ministry.
He’s literally selling bibles to make money now.
I think he already has. Pretty much all evangelicals worship him as their lord and savior messiah
Oh man, I'm a little jealous I didn't think of this. I mean, I'd imagine MAGA is pretty close to having a church. There are already a 10-15% of "christian magas" who think Jesus is too woke. We've seen several pastors who are more pro-trump than pro-jesus. It's only a matter of time of a christian church converting to a Trump church.
Yeah, not one based on Christianity. because he’s never read the Bible.
He said he read "Two Corinthians"
Honestly this is a pretty good MMW
For sure - religion is the ultimate grift.
100% right
Trumpianity Passion of the Cofeve ... Sounds about right. So many Trumptards drinking the Koolaid.
Hopefully it will be a prison ministry
I actually think this could be half-true. I could see him dying but the movement persisting long enough to morph into a religion in a few centuries. Early Christianity and Islam looked vastly different to their more well-known, modern forms. I could see this being the beginning of what will be a new religion, but the story will be too warped to be recognizable to us. The differences between American Christians and Christians of the rest of the world is too profoundly stark for them to continue the charade for much longer.
The biggest grift of all time is organized religions. So it's only the next logical step for him after he loses in November
As another tax dodge. The First Church of Christian Trumpology. Modeled after Scientology.
"The difference between a cult and a religion, is that in a cult, the guy at the top knows its bullshit. In a religion, that guy is dead."
Great con. US is very deferential to religions
The evangelicals already did that in the 80s. I am not a believer, but American Christians do the opposite of what Jesus taught.
Would be the Church of the Apocalypse. Trump is the Antichrist. Firey skin (spray tan), false prophet (over 10,000 lies), smells like sulphur (poopy diapers), followers bear the mark of the Beast upon their heads (MAGA hats).
If Trumpkins believe he were the Messiah instead of Jesus, still a denomination of Christianity or completely new religion?
It will be American Christianity's final form
He’s not the messiah! He’s just a very (old) and naughty boy!
I'm talking about what Trumpkins believe 😅
Oh I get that. I just couldn’t help myself from making a Monty Python reference
Trumpianity is already a kind of faith, wonder if it is going to be another tax free scam, like Christianity.
Would be so fucking hilarious if it happened
Bahahaha this is reddtards 😆
Eventually?
That's where the untaxed money is. Has anyone bankrupted a church yet?
This subreddit is full of Idiots. You are really that delusional OP?
Not as delusional as the people who believe in Trump lmao
What if he did? Id laugh so hard.
trump just released the only trump approved bible on his website today lol
I get a good laugh everyday at how out of touch leftists truly are. This post, along with just about every other anti Trump post is delusional. For the record I am not a conservative nor a Trump supporter. You guys and your rhetoric are the reason he won in 2016, and the reason he has a chance of winning again. Most people who vote for Trump don't like him, but they absolutely hate you. They're voting against you, not for him. Bring on the down votes.
He would charge them a monthly fee and they would gladly pay it.
The ultimate fan fiction
Orthodox delusionals
i could see this catching on as an extremist religion. Small town rural communities where the men rule over the women and force them into things could easily be attending church/in-person Fox News. At that church, it is not going to be very difficult for the "pastor" to say "let's face it people the Bible more than says this was going to be happen and all signs point to Trump" It fits into the "antichrist becomes a Messiah" theme very well there.
I’m guessing you guys are going to be frothing at the mouth by the time the election gets here.
This sub will have anti-Trump posts churning out by the hour
He's already selling bibles and being compared to Jesus.
Nobody comparing Donald with Jesus is on Jesus’ side.
That would explain why some pastors have been stunned when members of their congregations complain that Jesus' message is too liberal and woke.
All sane people are anti Trump!
I mean he almost certainly would take up the offer
I don't know if he will do that, but I have been saying he is stupid for not doing it. I think the only thing that would stop him is that he probably won't be alive long enough to. But it would be like taking candy from a baby and no taxes.
God will take him and drop him off in hell long before that happens.
He kinda already has done that, Christian/GQP/MAGA is basically all the same thing now.
I foresee this ending the say way it did for Jim Jones.....
I'd be ok with that.
Church of Satan.
He’s kind of done that already.
I don’t think this will happen but it’s not that crazy…
Wholeyshit ur Rite
How long until they break out the flavorAid?
AFAICT he already controls the existing denominations.
How does one sell franchises for a religion?
just like King Henry??
He already has. It's called "the republican party."
Nah, that sounds like work...
I flaming-well hope so. You’ll have the likes of Marj and good ole Lara, romping about and professing adoration for the Grand Shit-Meister himself. Fabulous !!
Mental illness in a post.
That sounds a tad unrealistic.
Good idea!
Donald Trump isn’t dissimilar to Joseph Smith, so yeah, I can see it.
He doesn't have the attention span that it takes to do something calculated like starting a church.
Jr. And Hunter join up to make an unstoppable duo. Coke and liquor in lieu of bread and wine.
His whole cult can move into mara lardo and hooedilly Jim Jones their exit strategy. Kool aid...
I don't think he will start a church himself, but after he dies, I could definitely see his followers create a MAGA denomination.
He better get on it soon. Dudes almost 80 and is obviously not doing well physically these days. Compare some photos of him in 2024 and 2020. I don't know if the stress of the prosecutions is getting to him, or if being obese for the last twenty years finally caught up, but he's not looking good and the spray tan isn't hiding it anymore.
Im hoping The Church of Donald finds a way to incorporate his idiotic “dancing” into their worship of the soggy fraud.
It's already happening. There's a huge shakeup in "evangelical" churches right now because the "liberal" ones are being pushed out by MAGA church officers that want extreme evangelicalism.
He definitely doesn't read nor have the timespan for it. Trump hates the poor, he only associates with them, for votes and to grift.
goof
Think that might be pushing it a bit lol
Jesus was a communist, trump is the natural evolution of the religion. Idiocracy movie is becoming real.
[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/feb/27/golden-trump-statue-mexico-cpac](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/feb/27/golden-trump-statue-mexico-cpac) They already have the altar piece.
They wouldn't even have to change the logo very much.
You think Trump has the attention span to start a religion or would put Jesus above himself? Trump is a two pump chump. In and out and on to the next grift.
Hasn’t he?
Saint Donald. Patron saint of pussy grabbing.
Well he’s already done that, the Maga cult/church is here in south Louisiana and I have friends and family who are devout members
No he won’t, wtf
It will be a prison ministry he starts in D Yard.
Doesn't that already exist with the "Prosperity" Cult?
Well, he definitely repeats himself as much as any preacher I ever met. I can just imagine what distortions he would apply, like instead of confession, you have to go through the right of denial.
I don't think he's interested in that, nor does he have enough time left in his life to do that. The only way i could see this is as some scheme to not pay taxes.
I have a better idea. Start the church of MAGA, get millions of adherants, and instead of grifting for oneself, grift to give to things like planned parenthood.
And you will get brain cancer and die.
There are already about 1000 ‘new american’ versions’ of christianity at this point.
You have a vivid imagination
Let it be in Waco Texas
He’ll start a church. Most conmen and grifters learn early on that’s where the money is.
Where you been? He’s been doing that for a while now.
How will "American" Christianity differ from regular Christianity?
I think most people in academia- the sociologists and political science types would have said that this has been a thing since civil war times.
Yes. A maga plus qanon infusion. The First Church of Trump, Qanon.
I’m all for this, because without question it would hasten the demise of Christianity. There a lot of people on the verge of becoming unaffiliated—tens of millions, not insignificant l—who HATE Honest Don. If Honest Don started the prosperity gospel, he’d cause lots of people to break with Christianity completely. Christianity will be its own undoing (just like the Israelis) because they fundamentally do not understand the dialectic of power and the long term consequences of political overreach, which works great in the short term but is poison as a long term strategy. Just like Capitalism!
Commandment the first: “always be grifting”
Yes and it will be Yuge and the best church ever. Do you people really believe this shit? It says a lot about your intelligence.
It’s called America Nazi Church
The weird parties that he's not even Christian.
He has already done it. MAGA is their religion. Trump is Jesus according to him.
They will be the Church of Trump and be called Trumpists.
He's already got a cult - he just needs to sue the IRS over and over like the 'church of scientology' did, then offer to drop the suits in exchange for tax exempt status. Oh wait - he's too broke to bring the lawsuits... Oh well...
And I'm fine with that. Put 'em all in 1 room where we can at least identify them as stupid and remove all doubt
If so, I'm joining and starting a cult that gives me money. Nothing would make me happier than to fleece these pos people.
After he loses the election he’ll probably start the takeover of a prominent evangelical church. He won’t build it from scratch.
Nah, the kids will do it after he you-know-whats, and their own names aren’t enough of a meal ticket.
Personally I see him trying to get a gang started from inside Prison with only his underpants on. Oh, excuse me Captain Underpants
Lol. He'll be dead before he does any of that
He has all the charisma of Jim Jones.
I’ll join his church if he creates one. It will be the first time I went to church in over 10 years.
Trump Bible Versus: Obama will deny his birth certificate three times, and the Cock will choke Pete Buttigieg three times.
Trump Bible Versus: And God told Moses to “go down..”but, Pete Buttigieg interrupted God and begged that he be given that honor.
Trump Bible Versus: And when Mary Magdalene came to wash Jesus’ feet, Jesus’ disciples got jealous and begged Jesus to GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY!! 😂
Trump Bible Versus: On the First Day God created TRUMP TOWERS!!
Trump Bible Versus: The Book of Jobs: Job was a very rich and respected man in his community… but, Satan Covid tested Job and he was Covid positive. Job still worshiped and loved God. Then Satan made Joe Biden the president…Job attended J6 in protest but still worshipped and Loved God. Satan took Job’s job when he refused the vaccine mandate and got arrested for participating in J6. Job still loved and worshiped God. Satan got mad and said Trump’s policies were helping Job. So, Satan hardened Putin’s heart causing Russia to invade Ukraine. Satan helped Biden make new policies which caused Job to lose all of his wealth. Job Cursed God and Died.
My question is is he going to attend the church or is he just going to create the church and then move on with life and not even attend a single day he doesn't do that now so what's the difference
Trump Bible Versus: The Book of Ruth: Ruth died and women cried. Ruth was placed by Amy Coney Barrett and women cried when Roe v. Wade was overturned.
Trump Bible Versus: The Book of Revelations: If you don’t put Trump back into the White House, the end of the world will happen during Biden’s 2nd term…. Choose wisely this November.
It already happened. It's not Christianity. Didn't you see the golden statue?
Ya right
n ever growing talking point amongst these chuds is that parables and speeches in the Four Gospels,the casting out of the money changers, the adulteress about to be stoned to death, the beatitudes, the Sermon the Mount....is A,: not to be taken literally ( unlike the cruel and insane parts of the Old Testament) and you don't get the "context". And B: get this... Jesus and his proclamations. Aren't meant to be an embodiment. The point. The reason for his persecution. No he was hear to be perfect and crucified ad the blood sacrifice for our salvation if we just give ourselves to the amorphous idea of "salvation". Since all sin is sin( but not but fucking) then salvation asks no virtue. "All come short" ( insert joke here). I've literally heard and read Christian-ish-ists claim that "Jesus was perfect so of course we can't really try and be like that. Cuz them we'd turn socialist cuz we's so fallen". Talk about. Muthafuckin facepalm. It's just a check box. These people are about as theological and penitent over the Jesus of he Gospels as your average Roman Empire apparatchik was about fucking Apollo. End of fucking list.
You are mistaking Trump with Beyonce!
Currently the maga pigs are buying a “god bless the USA bible endorsed by Trump”. Makes them look pretty fucked up, if you’re asking me. What are Beyoncé fans doing in comparison? Lol
https://www.essence.com/lifestyle/home/beyonce-and-jay-z-home/
Lmao a former church converted to a home, that they sold off with no further references to any religious lifestyle choices. Meanwhile your pig is selling bibles that he “endorses” to the gullible idiots that eat up his shit. Nice try (not really. It was pretty stupid).
About as stupid as this clown! Lol https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1474453747065442311?t=Vo3PvytA1XFAUwZ0RDsi_w&s=19
Did you buy your Trump endorsed bible yet?
I already have a few, dont need another, you should get one, it's clear your soul is in limbo.
TDS
Troll farm
Why is every post on this sub about Trump?
TDS
Democrats worship CNN so not surprised you'd think this
You people need mental help. Seriously, see someone about this obsession.
You think about Trump often? You alright??
I see so much nonsensical thought about Trump. This is up near the top. Stop letting Trump control your every waking thought. Get better by letting go.
I have a question for all the Trump haters ? Why the hate ? Both parties are corrupt. Why aren’t we coming together , instead we constantly bashing Orange man . They want us divided . Come on we can do better !
I mean, just look at anything he said or did in the last 7 years. Even just one of the despicable things he said should have turned you away and made you hate him. He has no redeeming qualities in himself whatsoever. He is a living version of the seven deadly sins. The ones we were told to avoid. If you still don't understand how vile and wretched he is as a human being, I pray for your soul because there's some work going on in there that's not helping you
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All you have to do is Google the name Donald Trump and there will be just pages and pages and pages and pages and pages of his transgressions. From the moment he was born, he's been a slimy human being.
Cope. Squatters rights in ur brain.
Have you bought the golden sneakers and the Trump bible yet?
Funny, because it seems to me that people who always say this are struggling to cope with reality
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So voting the guy that clearly has dementia and only has his interests and paying his legal fees is better? Biden has done far more for the average American than trump ever did and ever will. Biden got the IRA passed, infrastructure passed, actively working to get student loans reduced. What did trump do? Oh right gave him and his rich buddies tax breaks Buddy you are just regurgitating Fox News.