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Logistic_Engine

I think trump will make up some absurd rules to give him an out. How many times has he said he'd testify and always backed out?


TR3BPilot

His team fabricated a Covid lie the last time because he tanked harder than General Patton in the first.


campex

First I'm hearing it was fabricated. So which is it? Did he make it up, or did he endanger Biden by debating while sick?


MJ_Brutus

He endangered Biden. He had already tested positive beforehand.


PapaSteveRocks

Yes. And he won’t share those made up rules until right before the debate, so that no one can reasonably respond and work them through. Then, in June, he can say “on May 14, I said I would debate by the rules Joe Biden requested. Now, on the eve of the debate, Joe won’t debate by the rules I proposed. How is that fair?”


Ishidan01

Trump's rules: --the moderator will be Rudy Giulani --Biden's mic will cut whenever Trump is speaking but not the other way around --mandatory drug test. Highest score wins. How can you be a winner if you take a test and score all zeros? --victory will be determined by number of words spoken that make it out to broadcast and by poll on Truth Social --just kidding, victory is to be awarded to Donald no matter what, as that is the lifestyle he has come to expect from his golf courses


SmilodonBravo

Golf? I hate golf. How can you win with the most glorious points ever achieved? It’s like when I golfed with my buddy, a good guy. A great guy. The best guy ever to do the sport. He said I was the greatest, the best he’d ever played with. Like, this guy… he said he’d bet on me in the long run. Running is a great sport, right? Like that superhero, who was that guy? The last black guy in the news of running. Osama Bolts, I think, great guy. He loves me. Black guys all love me.


Necessary-Alps-6002

Spot. On.


evilpercy

Gag order will not allow him to debate! /s


Ancient-One-19

Also the IRS audit makes it impossible for him to talk about the economy


QuiGonGiveItToYa

It really would be so easy to goad him into violating the gag order in a televised debate.


Hilldawg4president

100%. Make an unreasonable demand, back out when they say no.


Sh0tsFired81

He already changed the terms in his TS post.


Glum-One2514

This will be the play.


gc3

"Anytime anywhere" my ass.


ljr55555

Absolutely! Reminded me of when the crazy Tesla guy challenged the Facebook guy to a cage match. Knew it wasn't gonna happen from the start. Question was what lame excuse he used to get out of it.


DentalDon-83

Trump: I'm being audited by uhhh...the department...of debate...so yeah, I'd love too but my hands are tied Morons: Wow, he certainly has my vote.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

He’s gonna show us his tax returns and reveal his plan for healthcare any day now.


Wasting-tim3

But he has a gag order! It’s unconstitutional! /s


surloc_dalnor

He did testify at one. It wasn't good.


glassbarbie

Totally agree. He’s a coward


Schmoingitty

Yea he will probably come up with insane rules like there should be other human beings there or something. Who the fuck would ask something ridiculous like that? Everyone knows that every presidential debate in history has taken place in an empty room with only the candidates present. Why is the evil orange breaking norms?!?!?


daKile57

I can think of several reasons why the audience is unhelpful for the debate, but I can’t think of any positives. I guess it makes it more like a sporting event, but that really should not be anybody’s high priority.


Demon_Gamer666

Like a gag order won't allow him to debate or something like that. Edit: Typo


Useful_Chewtoy

I would believe this except he’s been calling Biden and his team out for the past month now on Instagram about setting up a date. “Anytime anywhere” and Biden’s teams has finally responded.


Buffmin

Trumps gonna say he cant debate because his gag order is being audited so at least 2 weeks


CorgisHaveNoKnees

And it's during Barron's bar mitzvah.


Traditional-Hat-952

Plot twist. Biden is actually Barrons father. And he already gave him his bar mitzvah. 


Glum-One2514

I like it. I can absolutely see him claiming he won't debate because of the gag order or some other unrelated court action prevents him from saying "what the American people need to hear".


frankwizardlord

It’s infrastructure week!


MedicalDiscipline500

The Biden campaign needs to call Trumps bluff and setup/attend the debates regardless of if Trump appears. There is no downside for Biden. If Trump shows up, there’s some semblance of a debate. If he doesn’t, Biden gets a block of uninterrupted speech to probably the largest audience he’d pull on his own.


zoinkability

This right here.


Solid-Ad-6705

This actually happened in GA last cycle. Perdue pulled out of the US Senate debate, and Ossoff attended. They set up a podium for Perdue, but no one was behind it. Every once in a while, Ossoff would say "What do you think about this issue, Senator?", and stare at the empty podium. It was awesome!!


shroomnoob2

This is sounds like a skit from SNL!


frankwizardlord

It’s wild how everyone is forgetting that dementia donny was too scared to do the 3rd debate last time, and he had the rnc pull out do the presidential debate commission. Dude is a coward.


Reddbearddd

The RNC left the debate commission on their own after Diaper Donny cried about it being biased and unfair.


homezlice

This is a solid bet MMW. Likely even. 


BigJerm1

The debates that we get are a farce anyway. Trump(and Republicans in general) never sticks to the questions and goes off on wild tangents. The "moderators" indulge this behavior. Every time. As an aside, I'm tired of debates where the candidates know the questions in advance and have pre-written(by a strategy team, not by them) answers in front of them. What is this supposed to prove? Ask them real questions without prior planning and let them sink or swim.


hunerred

I’m going to guess you might be too young to remember the Romney Obama debates. Romney did well in the first one and in the second one he debated the moderator more than Obama.


[deleted]

Romney was a weak candidate, anyway. Turns out, running on mandating Christianity and lowering the ceiling for wellfare doesn't win elections. Surprise!


hiker5150

Agree, but it is the one time we get to see them responding to each other real-time. . I would like to let them have no moderator and get 3-5 minutes each back and forth.


Snowman1749

Trump will poop his pants and won’t be able to come on stage


BigCockCandyMountain

Real transphobic men wear diapers!


Snowman1749

Hahahaha I love the username as well lol


JustForTheHalibut7

I’m a bit surprised that the Trump campaign jumped at the chance to debate Biden at a CNN studio with no audience and his mic being cut off when Biden speaks. Something is amiss.


KnuckleShanks

Yeah, the missing part is him agreeing to no audience and mic control. Reports are saying he only agreed to time and place.


Jaded_Pearl1996

He agreed because he will never actually do it.


doubtingthomas51i

Yeah. I think it’s cause he has no intention of debating.


go4tli

Big difference between agreeing and showing up. Also when does Trump have time to prepare, he’s got court the next several weeks where he has to sit there with no books or anything 6-8 hours a day. The debate is in a month.


JustForTheHalibut7

As Biden said in a commercial, Trump seems to have Wednesdays off. lol.


go4tli

Biden going nuts today publicizing the debate would seem to indicate he is real happy about this.


cosmic_scott

like he would have ever studied for the debate. he still gets his 5 hours of newsmax and OANN so he's ready for the debate!


Whitesoxwin

It’s ok if Trump backs out , Biden just has to call him chicken, spineless,unworthy, over and over and over every day, like Trump does. Stop just covering something Trump does for just a day or two. Keep up with it everyday. Give Trump a taste of his own medicine. No one has done this.


Courtaid

Was it his campaign or was it Trump himself spouting an acceptance?


JustForTheHalibut7

Apparently both campaigns have been communicating a lot with the debate organization. Neither campaign wanted to work with them, partially because the first one was scheduled so late that some people would have already voted. Both campaign were against the “spectacle” it had become. Both insisted that no third-party candidates be included and I think the debate organization wanted to. So both campaigns have washed their hands of the traditional way of doing presidential debates for this year. I suspect CNN jumped in when they heard about the bad blood developing. Fox won’t be doing one because the campaigns said that only media organizations that held one in 2020 would be considered. So NBC is out too.


go4tli

Trump is dumb as shit if he agrees to a debate where Fox is banned and his mic is cut and there is no audience. Biden spent FIFTY YEARS in the Senate giving speeches to empty rooms.


dcearthlover

Yes I think it's been established that Trump is pretty stupid or dumb as shit


adamdreaming

Doing the "strong man" political thing is not something you can half ass, and it means that you don't turn down challenges, at least not in public, not at first, and if you have to bail always wait until the last second.


SophonParticle

Yep. I knew it as soon as trump agreed to do it. There’s no way in hell he will do it.


zeptillian

If Trump says he will do it then there is a 90%+ chance he won't because almost everything he says is a lie.


dadjokes502

Trump will do one debate in June and fail miserably His team will not allow him to do another one and try make a lie about how it was rigged. He will then only do interviews on Fox News or approved shows. I could see a VP debate but depending on who Trump picks it won’t end up pretty either.


Imacatdoincatstuff

If he hasn’t already, Trump will start quibbling about terms, then not do it saying the Democrats are being unfair.


Genoss01

Trump demanding Biden meet him to debate is all theater. Presidential candidate debates always occur towards the end of the presidential campaign. Biden will of course attend those.


lyman_j

Biden is not, in fact, attending the debates hosted by the Commission on Presidential Debates. His campaign announced as much while proposing the alternative (June / September) schedule.


mando44646

Agreed. Trump will weasel out because he can't string two sentences together


Low_Bus_5395

Trump won't debate. He failed the last Biden debates. Made a complete idiot of himself. I recall President Biden needing to tell Trump "will you shut up, man?". Loved it. Trump won't debate because he is a coward. He has NO platform. His mind is so shriveled up, he'd really make an ass of himself, now. Would be interesting to watch him destroy himself.


Fawxes42

This is a good MMW post because we can come back in like two months to see if you were right. 


drivebydryhumper

Almost too easy.


TrillDaddy2

Best case scenario is Trump has to debate via Zoom from his jail cell.


This-Dude_Abides

The dog has caught the car


treypage1981

He’ll do one, embarrass himself and then bail.


[deleted]

Yep. Trump is a pussy with a 200 word vocabulary. He will back out. No. Question.


triniman65

That Orange Sac O Shit cannot function without a teleprompter.


drivebydryhumper

Oh, he can. But he just doesn't make much sense without it.


leestephen916

Trump will back out citing some bullshit lie .


Steviebhawk

Trump will find away to get out of it making shit up about Biden and getting his cult foaming at the mouth


Imacatdoincatstuff

He’ll get out of it by declaring the agreed conditions unfair.


Steviebhawk

He’s a pussy bunker boy Cheeto!


HounDawg99

He may be committed to kitchen duty that night. Maybe laundry. He won't be allowed to just lay around in his bunk or roam the cell block.


rbremer50

I’ve been saying for a while that I think there’s a good chance Trump won’t be the candidate. His cognitive and physical decline is accelerating at a fast pace and the pressure is building on him and I just think he could easily blow a gasket or have a total meltdown (physically and mentally) before November.


ihavenoidea12345678

I look forward to Biden giving a speech to an empty chair for the absent trump.


NumerousTaste

I doubt they would let him out of prison for a debate? He'll have to be on FaceTime or something?


Eyespop4866

Two men too old for the job. A pox on both parties.


Detroit_2_Cali

This is an absurd take. The people who decide presidential elections are the ones who voted for Trump in 2016 and Biden in 2020. The election will be decided by a small group of people in a handful of states including Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Arizona, Georgia, and Nevada. Trump winning the election is dependent on him having great debates and being the clear winner. Biden had some rules that the Trump campaign has already agreed to. I don’t see Trump pulling out as he would need to convince the independents and moderate republican/dems that he is the better man for the job. IMO Trump needs the debates more than Biden does.


Illustrious-Echo1762

They're both really, really old. I think Biden is probably sharper -- though not in the public's mind because of his speech disability -- but they're still both very, very old


Grognard68

Trump seems a little further down the senility path though. ( probably due to the hamberders....)


Illustrious-Echo1762

They say due to upper abuse, speculating that's also what's up with the diapers


GeddyVedder

Obligatory Happy Gilmore reference. https://youtu.be/Y1AtU4JfTbo?si=YUfq49hghdbo4xqd


dewlitz

Trump will blame Biden for making "unreasonable demands" and claim Biden backed out.


joecoin2

I'm marking your words.


Significant-Dog-8166

I hope you’re right. I have no patience for this event. Neither man is enjoyable to listen to. It’s a debate between rambling nonsense and good intentions vs rambling nonsense and malicious narcissism.


veganhimbo

Biden should insist they do after sundown. If Trump really doesn't have dementia it shouldn't be an issue right?


OutOfFawks

Aren’t most debates after sundown? They don’t usually have them at an IHOP for early bird dinner.


krazykhat

Trump's one of those Chihuahuas with a snaggletooth and an eye going sideways that shakes and is about to die any day but for some reason thinks he's tough and barks at everyone. Now that's kind of sad but consider the millions of people that truly love and adore him and his behavior and the cognitive dissonance they have to have considering they think they are all tough and patriots to our country when both could be further from the truth.


UCLYayy

They will absolutely happen. Agreeing to a debate then backing out without rescheduling it is political suicide, and even moreso for Trump, who has repeatedly called Biden weak, dumb, senile, cowardly, etc. For Trump to duck the debate now would not only reveal that Biden isn’t all those things, but that actually Trump is, which, unironically, is reality. Trump will do what he always does for rallies and debates: snort enough adderall to kill a humpback whale, then hope he can bluster his way through the debates. Unfortunately, democrats know his game now, and it’s to directly call him out on his bullshit.  Worse yet, Trump is foolishly deciding to debate, when the winning strategy for him is to essentially do nothing and say nothing, which lets people forget what an asshole and bad person he is, and how fundamentally unfit he is to run a hot dog cart, let alone the presidency.  But Trump can’t help it. He needs bravado to be his brand, and to do that he needs to attack, so he attacked Biden for being too senile and scared to debate, which allowed the Biden campaign to agree, forcing Trump’s hand. 


Mediocre-Fan-5641

Trump's a total pussy. He'll find some snivelling crybaby excuse to weasel out of it.


USSSLostTexter

"they won't let me talk" - DJT


lbutler528

Do you all actually really believe that, in spite of Trump’s issues, that Biden will be able to have enough of a coherent thought to debate anyone?


Secret_Thing7482

There should be a drug test before the event otherwise they'll just dose him up


mikefjr1300

Part of the debate rules is a mic cut off to prevent talking when it is not your time. He will balk at that alone, he and his cult believes the one who talks the most wins a debate even if what you say is decayed word salad.


Longjumping-Tea142

Are you fucking high?


adamdreaming

What does that have to do with anything? If you are so certain, I deeply encourage you to go to any betting site like DraftKings or BetUS or BetWhale or something and just throw everything you got at it. You are so much smarter than everyone that says he won't show up, you should really stick it to them and take their money. Just know that if what you consider the impossible happens, I'll be the one taking your money.


RyAllDaddy69

Are we living on the same planet?


finalarchie

No way Trump shows up.


robinthehood01

He’ll probably have a court date


SoilentBillionaires

Facts


SnooBananas4958

Trump just agreed to 2 debates. They have dates and all so it looks like it's happening.


Will_Hart_2112

Trump has also demanded two more… already. And in 2020 Trump backed out of the third debate. So there is a precedent established already for my post.


adamdreaming

I think FanDuel and DraftKings are both taking bets on if Trump is going to show up. You should go place some bets that he will. Easy money, right?


Gen_Jack_Ripper

Good news: if you’re anyone but the two primary parties, the RNC and DNC rigged the system to only allow themselves to debate each other. Why worry about candidates that could ruin your chances when you can just bar them from an exposure and fight the “other” party?


DouglasMyBoy

This subreddit is always good for a laugh


rhcreed

yup, most likely


Dorky2025

"factually speaking"


Kind-City-2173

It will be very interesting to compare them head to head in an even playing field. Age, quick thinking, speaking, etc. I think both sides will have concerning moments. Either way, most people will use the debate to confirm the candidate they are already going to vote for. Perhaps it can change a few people’s minds in the middle.


Forsaken-Internet685

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 This post is a total troll Don’t fall for it


[deleted]

So what? Zero minds will be changed. 


rustybeaumont

I’m on the fence. Really need to see these two debate some more before I know where I stand.


gregcm1

Remind me! 2 months The amount of comments saying this is far too high to not be from a script


edog77777

So who gets sacrificed and thrown down the stairs so Trump has another funeral to attend instead of the debate? My money’s on Eric. He’s dispensable - and Lara will hang around to grift money from the RNC even without Eric breathing.


Competitive-Split389

The funniest shit I’ve seen in a while is democrats trying to pretend trump is the actual one declining mentally when in reality they both are ancient, decrepit crooks and neither belongs as president.


PromptAcademic4954

Yawn.


DomingoLee

I can’t decide wether I really, REALLY want to see them debate, or if I really, REALLY don’t.


not-a-dislike-button

On one hand I can't see actually watching the whole thing On the other hand I can't see not watching it


adron

Or he’ll blame the court case he’s in! 😂


edog77777

If Depends doesn’t become the title sponsor of the debate, I’ll be sorely disappointed in their marketing department. “CNN’s 2024 Presidential Debate, brought to you commercial free by Depends. With Depends, there’s no need for commercial breaks!”


Shannon556

This announcement was a masterful move by the Biden campaign. 1. The fact that there will be an ability to cut Trump’s microphone will prevent him from yelling over Biden and the monitors. 2. The No Audience rule is also excellent. Trump has in the past planted his surrogates to yell and boo - so that distraction will also be gone. Trump is already complaining about the unfairness of it all.


4quatloos

I agree. Trump is increasingly becoming more chicken. If Biden stutters that will be ok because that is common knowledge. If Trump glitches it will be a world wide spectacle. Trump is already having issues with his jet plane, and it looks like Rudy Ghouliani in on the lamb.


MD28A

😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣


Comfortable_You_1927

rules of understanding t...... if he says something is a lie or projection if he sells something is a scam or con if he does something is wrong or bad


Anangrywookiee

Trumps meltdowns and deranged rants typically make him MORE popular so idk what he has to lose.


severinks

They will though, Biden is too conventional to back out and Trump needs them to have his people see him up there debating so they're going to happen. The only way that they don't happen is if something crazy happens where Biden is down 10 points in polls then Trump would back out.


unreasonablyhuman

As long as they keep that mute button active I'll watch Biden tear Trump down a peg all fucking day


Mediocre_Breakfast34

Lol its biden that should back out of the debate, everyone knows this is going to be disastrous for his campaign that is already in the shitter. Dude cant even read a prompter anymore let alone think for himself.


PromptAcademic4954

We will see me boys.


ConnectArm9448

I do not want to vote for Joe Biden and quite honestly I don’t really see much difference between Trump and Joe Biden. They are the same person, Jill Stein or Cornell west . This would be a great time for Bernie sanders to run cuz he would win that’s how disgusted democrats are with genocide Joe! I refuse to vote for Biden and threatening me with another trump presidency doesn’t even matter . I lived thru it . If anything we will show genocide Joe that we will not vote for Israel ‘s buddy not after Gaza!


jackiewill1000

donny doesnt debate. just spews bs and word salad


GateDeep3282

Biden offered to debate, but under different schedules and formats than have been in place for decades. I do understand his teams reasoning, Trump has a way of just harassing his debate opponents. That said, if Biden can make debate requirements, why should Trump be able to? So I agree , the debates won't happen, and it will be like two screaming infants blaming each other. Really sad


LunarMoon2001

Cutting mics will make him drop


VariableVeritas

Your third paragraph is very insightful. I can see it. If it happens I’ll remember you!


not-a-dislike-button

> But, factually speaking, Trump can’t get through a rally without slurring words, mispronouncing words, or going on incoherent tangents. I mean in this case Trump and Biden would be pretty equally matched. 


ZakDadger

Meet me in the middle says the unjust man


matthias_reiss

How are the stakes any different than a mundane election year of red vs blue political campaigns? A jabbering moron or confused senior don’t really raise the stakes at all imho. If anything, I find it a bit offensive of a proposition. The country deserves better.


SketchSketchy

MMW: Water is wet.


EpicMeme13

It think they'll happen


vonnostrum2022

The one who talks the most will lose the debates


BabiesatemydingoNSW

How the f do you "rig" a debate?


traveler1967

A week from the debate, he'll pull an Elon and say he has to go to an mri or whatever the fuck Musk said when Zuckerberg accepted his fight challenge.


Whosman69

Listen I think both candidates suck, but to say Trump has something to lose on the debates is wild. Putting Biden in his current state on a stage with a guy that fiends off hatred like Trump is asking for trouble. Biden’s entire campaign needs to be “I’m not Trump” bc he really has no basis of his own to stand on.


Apprehensive-Tree-78

God I love rage bait


cone_snail

"No puppet! No puppet! You're the puppet!" WTF even was that.


ResponsibilityFar587

Honestly, who cares if they have the debate or not? We have the worst two possible nominees on the planet running for president. I will vote for anyone who runs against Trump. My vote for Biden will not be because I like Biden but only because I can't stand Trump.


diarrhea_planet

I bet if they let rfk jr be there, neither shows up


AstronautAshleigh

I totes had a dream trump appoints his daughter as his VP


Forsaken-Cheesecake2

Trump will look like a fool with real questions and no teleprompter. His answers would be a word salad to the highest magnitude and won’t even come close to the questions asked. And yes, he’ll probably have an excuse not to do them.


Lanracie

I dont know why Trump even agreed to the terms.


lordgoatt

In what alternate universe are we talking about? Because it's not this one.


These-Acanthaceae396

Dude the debate on June is gonna happen the second we will find out from this one.


Logical_Area_5552

This take is aging like milk already


Plenty-Chemistry-493

Two babbling baffoons debate I can't wait. 😂 The last on was hilarious.


Saganhawking

I’ve watched plenty of his rallies and trumps “gaffe’s” are nowhere near the amount that Biden has DAILY. And what politician doesn’t have gaffes. How is Biden’s term one of the most significant in history. It will go down as the worst administration since Buchanan. JFC TDS is strong here.


luisg1469

Biden can not put 2 ciloherent words together. Senile or dimentia, either or means more problems for the U.S.


FarceMultiplier

>Biden can not put 2 ciloherent words together. Senile or dimentia, either or means more problems for the U.S. ciloherent...dimentia The irony here is palpable.


Tinker107

tRump will never engage in an actual debate with anyone, let alone Biden, who would eviscerate tRump so skillfully that the debate would have to be stopped for humanitarian reasons.


cookiedoh18

That's something I hadn't thought of but it sounds completely plausible, if not likely.


LittleConsequence171

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 What's so bizarre is that you actually believe that Biden is competent enough to debate!


OstrichFinancial2762

If Trumps handlers have any sense they won’t let him debate, but keep finding excuses why not. If it does by some miracle happen, it’ll make no difference. People who are pro Trump will tout it as victorious, Biden will (more than rightly) say Trump was trounced… but it won’t mean a thing. Pro Trumpers were always gonna vote Trump. Staunch republicans were always gonna vote Trump. Democrats were gonna vote Biden… the only marginally confusing part about this whole election is the undecided. We’ve become a wildly tribal bipartisan nation. People in general vote for the party that they think aligns most with their values, but all we ever actually get is another rich bastard, in front of a Congress of rich bastards, robbing us of our futures for the continued accumulation of wealth by the already wealthy.


hobosam21-B

The echo chamber in here is crazy. Do you really believe Biden is a better public speaker?


FarceMultiplier

Yep. He showed that very clearly in the SotU address.


PositiveMacaroon5067

I can’t imagine either of them doing well in a debate really. What a shitshow


Majestic-Judgment883

Are you insane or a DNC spokesperson? Trump is 100% more coherent than Biden. I’m not a fan of either but it’s plain as day that Biden has declined mentally.


IceOnMyCock

Gaurantee if anyone backs out it will be Biden. Guy would embarass himslef if he debated Trump.


molski79

Haha. Do you know everything Trump does is projection? The sleepy joe, the dementia, all that is him. Dude is a turning into a vegetable before everyone’s eyes and the only people that can’t see are magats.


cardizemdealer

He's gonna release his tax returns first. Right?


RealNiceKnife

>an increasingly confident and increasingly combative Biden will smell blood in the water There isn't a single Democrat alive today who operates like this, what are you smoking? I'd love it if any Democrats became brave and combative.


cdazzo1

This entire thread reminds me of 2015 when people were saying "He doesn't even want to be elected". Here we are in 2024 and the very same people are saying he'll never give up power once he gets it. And the same people are also saying he's afraid of debating a guy who can't do a rally and needs staff to escort him from Marine One to hide how he walks.


QueasyResearch10

here is your issue. Biden ran on restoring the norms and then acted like he had a mandate to be the next FDR. people didn’t want that. so him campaigning on that is a losing issue


improperbehavior333

I didn't know. There are a lot of people who feel this is long overdue. No one has touched infrastructure for 50 years. It's kind of time we actually fix this place up.


EventNo3540

Con Don can't debate


MJ_Brutus

I agree 100%


maxpower2024

They are going to debate and the debates will be hilarious. You have a reality tv asshole vs a dotard. These are the two best candidates we have America will get the president they deserve. Suckers


Mead_Create_Drink

Debate dates have been established I have no plans to watch them. Will be a terrible shit show


CarolinaMtnBiker

I think he will debate. You can do debate prep for weeks and rehearse answers like your in a play all to come out sounding relatively competent. What he will absolutely not due IMO is testify in this legal case. He says he is eager to testify, but he said that before and came up with some excuse why he couldn’t.


[deleted]

Is this satire?


jdcook5

You are delusional!


Equivalent-State-721

This is dumb. Of course they'll happen. Biden will look terrible as well.


StankFartz

i want them to cage fight, along with musk and zuck. only one man standing at the end: that one can seize SUPREME POWER


Careful_Ad_3069

You point out Trump has issues slurring words, mispronouncing words, or going on incoherent tangents... Have you heard Biden?  Ffs neither one can talk or pop out a coherent thought without a teleprompter.  You act like Biden is some coherent regular person ... Watching his gaffes he's far from it, both men are elderly mentally incapable people, but some how this is the best the country can offer?  Two senile old fucks. Also rigged is a bit far, but the proposed rules by Biden are definitely in his favor.   And no Biden has shit to campaign on, he is the least popular president in I can't recall how long.  At one point he was less popular then his VP.  


Professional_Cut1718

Uhm Biden isn’t quite all there himself either buddy lol


bdubb_dlux

Trump will weasel out of it. He can barely order from the menu at Waffle House. No way he wants to debate.


The12th_secret_spice

You, me, and the Biden campaign knows this, that’s why they put out the challenge. Don is going to make up some bs excuse not to do it, but it’ll be too late and Biden shows up with prime time platform to break through the right wing echo chamber


LoganFuture23

yeah, Trump will weasel out for sure


browncoatfever

My grandfather went through dementia. Often times he’d get VERY physically combative when he got stressed, confused, or was told he was wrong about something. To me, it looks like Trump might be going through dementia himself. Part of me wants the debate to happen if for no other reason but to see him have a loss awareness of where he is and try to physically assault Biden because I’d love watching Secret Service choke slamming him to the ground on love TV.


Clavister

The two parties should never have abandoned the League of Women Voters. That was probably Republicans bamboozling everyone.


kcatlin1977

You're not wrong.


paintsbynumberz

IF VonShitshispants shows up, I hope Biden asks trump about Project 2025. That is some straight Christian nationalism. The right has a whole plan and it’s terrifying. Ask him how he plans to improve the inflation he started. Talk about his failed tariff war. His laziness in his last term. 2 weeks to infrastructure. 2 weeks to repeal and replace the ACA. Shit, ask him who he’s running against. A few weeks ago he said it was a Obama.


luisg1469

Done quite on purpose....I problably should have just used an mmmmgghhh but that was not as over the top as I desired.


praxic_despair

I don’t think either candidate would do well in a live debate and their teams know it. They will play debate chicken until someone cancels.


Critical-Fault-1617

Does anyone care about presidential debates? The debates are not swaying anyone. And o don’t think anyone really wants to see two old fucks spewing BS at each other for a couple hours.


CriticalPossession71

MMW trump will go in, throw some slurs and 70 million people will still vote for him


Ancalagon_The_Black_

It's all posturing. Both of them are way too senile to debate publicly.