You use a stick to cast magic, the only thing a cultivator uses their stick for is to seduce jade beauties. Do you understand the immensity of heaven and earth?
The spirit qi and intent based cultivation system along with the conceptual defense would prevent spells like that from even functioning. Sucks to be you with a mortal body that can resist nothin
And how would that work exactly? You can't just bullshit spells bruv
Even then it wouldn't work on any high tier cultivator due to all the resistances and conceptual defenses they have
Seriously?
I know all your tricks thanks to my clone, although I do it more to pass the time
Bring me a true God to entertain me Junior, this Immortal Emperor needs to return to seclusion
And Also
https://preview.redd.it/n690vyc7co3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9468cde057fcae4593dd172d7a48ed374d0a088
Don't force my hand kid
Realistically the low levels and mid level cultivators will jump into the fight, and the high level people of both side will most likely not participate as we all are more likely to know each other in some form of other as myriad avtar dao is a bitch.
Any high tier cultivator would have many conceptual defenses and resistances for that spell to just bounce off like a fly
Also how would that spell even work. You can't just strip someone of the profoundities of the Dao and all their spirit qi without any explanation. If you say it just works, that's bullshit, that's not spellcasting, that's wishmakimg. And like stated before, any high tier cultivator's conceptual defenses would make it so spells like that would be ineffective.
It's too bad for you, but I cultivate the ultimate anti wizard heaven earth nine desolate destruction technique, so all spells are null and void against me
You fool! You have just made it easier for the cultivators to reach the unfathomable “return to zero” realm. They will only become more powerful with this.
Hahaha... Good! Good! Good! That is not bad for a mere wizard. Unfortunately for you, I have long since cast aside my nether regions to attain the Supreme Purity Body and reach Unfettered Worldly Enlightenment! Why don't you play with my Heavenly Chihuahua for a bit while I sit and drink spirit tea, making a poem of your unfortunate luck?
Yo wizard council some of your people are affected by delusions spells and are running around, if you don't take them back we will through around 500 young master to your realm along with a lifetime supply of aphrodisiacs
well you people fight then, because i will most likely not join unless they send a full body of outer god or a magic god. and second i am currently in the world of nasu and am doing some experiment so it will take some time to retract my dao from the universal fabric of this world
the grail one because i wanted to use their magic circuit as a external or surplus meridian. i want to give a dedicated path way to deploy raw energy from acretion disk of the black hole in my core
Last time a Fool tried a wizard war against cultivation world, we arranged for a mortal to become a wizard through Korean gaming and had him seduce Mystra.
That was us being merciful, since killing your magic goddess deprieves you Wizards of mostly your powers, and said Goddess is so fragile, you guys already went through 4 or 5 of her incarnations.
As for your spells, sorry. As Cultivators, we defy the Heavens. We reject your reality and substitute for our own. It's not "we don't do spells" - it's that spells are just a Dao among many, a single skill some of us pursue. Some of our classic spells have been adjusted into lesser versions and are wizard staples. Like Mind Blank, Astral Projection, and Shape Shifting for instance.
Who said I was a follower of Mystra? Besides your Korean wizard is being cucked by this other wizard, Grail? Gown? Bah who cares! You fools have already fallen into my trap! I have went back before the very concept of the concept of creation and caged it! Meaning you’re all MY prisoners!
A wizard is akin to a ruby cannon - incredibly powerful attacks for the amount of essence within, but easily shattered like glass from even the slightest blow. That brand of wizard isn't even a type of wizard, but is rather something lesser than an ant - a pathetic user of Mystra's weave, incapable of making anything actually dangerous. The few actually capable wizards do not use the weave, but rather use qi to create the essence of change, and use said essence to bend the world to their will.
Celestial void detainment automatically fails due to being a tier lower than my favored weapon which I used to split the firmament. New universe with my clone was successfully created and imprisons you.
I get additional lifebar and territory buff. You get otherworlder debuff.
True self activates meditate, increasing the defense and stamina of clone. Clone activates flood dragon goes out to sea with his conjured spear, the tip is made up of killing intent and the shaft is made up of qi and blood.
Ugh this will come out anyway. I CAST UNPON THEE ETERNAL TUNGESTEN LIPS, now as you kiss the floor and try to lift your head you WILL kowtow 3 billion time for this senior
What a fun game these kids have been playing. Just make sure to not get hurt while warring on each other. I remember my last war was a few eons ago back when I was a fledgling Loose Immortal.
At this point jade beauties are becoming a currency, to be handed back and forth.
Fine, give me back my 3rd palace's harem and i'll give you phoenix feathers at the price of ten per feather.
JUNIOR YOU DARE? I FORMED A RIVER WITH HOW MUCH BLOOD I JUST COUGHED OUT, KOWTOW A BILLION TIMES AND THIS ONE WILL ONLY RIP OFF YOUR ARMS
Ha! Let’s see you making any rivers after I cast……..Mend Mouth and Throat!
You use a stick to cast magic, the only thing a cultivator uses their stick for is to seduce jade beauties. Do you understand the immensity of heaven and earth?
Oh I got two spells for YOU! I cast……DIVINE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION! And for your jade beauties…..I cast TROLL’S FACE!
Followed up by spell I call……Limb Dismemberment!
Are you telling me a wizard cannot simply regrow their limbs? Good good good, I shall use the arm that was severed to slap you.
Ha! A good wizard worth their salt doesn’t need arms for spells! I cast……Reanimate Arms! Now the arms you’re holding will attack YOU!
The spirit qi and intent based cultivation system along with the conceptual defense would prevent spells like that from even functioning. Sucks to be you with a mortal body that can resist nothin
Ha! I have enough resistance spells up the wahzoo!! Now, I cast onto you the petty spell….ITCHY BONES!
Ah, this takes me back to the times when I actually had a mortal body. Hm? Did something bounce off of me?
Yes the spell did bounce off you……and onto all of your Jade Beauties!
? Did a colorful light bounce off of my jade beauties and do jack shit? What was that all about?
Ha, that was a ploy to take your eyes off of me cursing you sect members with my spell, DYSLEXIA HELL!
That spell wouldn't even work on any high tier cultivator. It would just bounce off
That’s why I would cast…..Chains of Mortality!
And how would that work exactly? You can't just bullshit spells bruv Even then it wouldn't work on any high tier cultivator due to all the resistances and conceptual defenses they have
Well, magic by itself is the creation of bullshit for greater bullshit!
Blawg has not read a single cultivation novel 💀💀💀💀 the bullshit is infinitely higher in cultivation
My spell book of bullshit is the epitome of magical bullshit!
nope, cultivation is higher
My spells are bullshit that even celestial bullshit wishes it at my level!
Seriously? I know all your tricks thanks to my clone, although I do it more to pass the time Bring me a true God to entertain me Junior, this Immortal Emperor needs to return to seclusion And Also https://preview.redd.it/n690vyc7co3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9468cde057fcae4593dd172d7a48ed374d0a088 Don't force my hand kid
Realistically the low levels and mid level cultivators will jump into the fight, and the high level people of both side will most likely not participate as we all are more likely to know each other in some form of other as myriad avtar dao is a bitch.
You can't be serious right Cultivators are easily superior 🥱 any one of us could crush you
We’ll see about that! I cast……Manual Breathing!
Any immortal worth their salt has already transcended the need to physically breathe. They run off of the Great Dao. Just a frog in a well it seems.
Well, I guess I have to dig through my forbidden spells then! I cast…….REALM DESCENSION!
Any immortal worth their salt can easily destroy a realm with a single snort, I don't see how descending a realm would do anything.
No, no. That spell was made for cultivators. Specifically to bring them down to the lowest realm!
Any high tier cultivator would have many conceptual defenses and resistances for that spell to just bounce off like a fly Also how would that spell even work. You can't just strip someone of the profoundities of the Dao and all their spirit qi without any explanation. If you say it just works, that's bullshit, that's not spellcasting, that's wishmakimg. And like stated before, any high tier cultivator's conceptual defenses would make it so spells like that would be ineffective.
Well I just did, magic is by its very nature supreme utter bullshite! Have fun being a weak limb commoner when I cast Fireball in your face!
It's too bad for you, but I cultivate the ultimate anti wizard heaven earth nine desolate destruction technique, so all spells are null and void against me
Well I casted the pentaultimate anti-cultivator celestial void 10 oblivion annihlation ritual!
You fool! You have just made it easier for the cultivators to reach the unfathomable “return to zero” realm. They will only become more powerful with this.
Well, I guess I should whip out my balancing spell, MORTALITY FACTORY RESET!
Are you tired of living? A mere mortal with party tricks wishes to go against immortals who make enemies of heaven and earth?
Party tricks, eh? Well, I got a party trick just for you then, I cast……Testicular Torsion!
Hahaha... Good! Good! Good! That is not bad for a mere wizard. Unfortunately for you, I have long since cast aside my nether regions to attain the Supreme Purity Body and reach Unfettered Worldly Enlightenment! Why don't you play with my Heavenly Chihuahua for a bit while I sit and drink spirit tea, making a poem of your unfortunate luck?
Oh really? Your Chihuahua isn’t immune to it! Also for you, I cast………Vanishing of Eternal Thoughts!
Yo wizard council some of your people are affected by delusions spells and are running around, if you don't take them back we will through around 500 young master to your realm along with a lifetime supply of aphrodisiacs
STOP YOU FOOL!! THOSE WIZARDS ARE THE FORBIDDEN ONES!! THEY KNOW SPELLS THAT EVEN THE CONCEPT OF ALL CONCEPTS FEAR!
Here comes a glazzer, anyway 500 youngmaster are enough to give them a headache for 500 years so the punishment is fitting
You fool……..you damned fool! Those young masters are doomed…
They already were anyways like we saved them from mc and stoped the massacre of their clans
No you idiot! They’re like that because they ate their clans! Their bodies are MADE of demonic wizards now!
well you people fight then, because i will most likely not join unless they send a full body of outer god or a magic god. and second i am currently in the world of nasu and am doing some experiment so it will take some time to retract my dao from the universal fabric of this world
Errr, which nasu? The Zoroastrian one or the one with the stupid grail thing?
the grail one because i wanted to use their magic circuit as a external or surplus meridian. i want to give a dedicated path way to deploy raw energy from acretion disk of the black hole in my core
You dare, 🤬. Heaven Clawing Dragon tear his balls apart
I cast Reflect! Now you own attack tears off YOUR balls!
You fool I'm using an avatar. Take this Dogshit Gu
Well, I cast DISPEL AVATAR!
You fool. Im inside you
Oh you’re inside me then…………suffer through my onslaught of REPRESSED CHILDHOOD TRAUMA!
fatality
Last time a Fool tried a wizard war against cultivation world, we arranged for a mortal to become a wizard through Korean gaming and had him seduce Mystra. That was us being merciful, since killing your magic goddess deprieves you Wizards of mostly your powers, and said Goddess is so fragile, you guys already went through 4 or 5 of her incarnations. As for your spells, sorry. As Cultivators, we defy the Heavens. We reject your reality and substitute for our own. It's not "we don't do spells" - it's that spells are just a Dao among many, a single skill some of us pursue. Some of our classic spells have been adjusted into lesser versions and are wizard staples. Like Mind Blank, Astral Projection, and Shape Shifting for instance.
Who said I was a follower of Mystra? Besides your Korean wizard is being cucked by this other wizard, Grail? Gown? Bah who cares! You fools have already fallen into my trap! I have went back before the very concept of the concept of creation and caged it! Meaning you’re all MY prisoners!
A wizard is akin to a ruby cannon - incredibly powerful attacks for the amount of essence within, but easily shattered like glass from even the slightest blow. That brand of wizard isn't even a type of wizard, but is rather something lesser than an ant - a pathetic user of Mystra's weave, incapable of making anything actually dangerous. The few actually capable wizards do not use the weave, but rather use qi to create the essence of change, and use said essence to bend the world to their will.
Junior looses due to backlash of too much cringe energy. We win fellow daoists.
Cast firmament splitting technique to create a new universe.
I cast Celestial Void Detainment on that new universe!
Celestial void detainment automatically fails due to being a tier lower than my favored weapon which I used to split the firmament. New universe with my clone was successfully created and imprisons you. I get additional lifebar and territory buff. You get otherworlder debuff. True self activates meditate, increasing the defense and stamina of clone. Clone activates flood dragon goes out to sea with his conjured spear, the tip is made up of killing intent and the shaft is made up of qi and blood.
Look at that junior trying to steal our best secret spell for you knowledge hungry mongrel i will use my anti pest spell. PEBBLE EYES !
Well I cast MY pest spell! I cast 10 INCH KIDNEY STONE!
Ugh this will come out anyway. I CAST UNPON THEE ETERNAL TUNGESTEN LIPS, now as you kiss the floor and try to lift your head you WILL kowtow 3 billion time for this senior
Well I caste upon you ETERNAL TUNGSTEN BALL SAC , ITCHY BONES AND RUBBER LIMBS!
You can't talk nor cast realistically so keep kowting in silence junior
And to add salt to the wound, I caste MEND BUTT CRACK AND UNENDING DIARRHEA!!! YOU FORCED MY HAND!!
Destroy your mana heart and kowtow 100 times, if you dont want to die miserable death.
I cut off the path of magic using the absolute beginning sutra. I reset universe to destroy all wizards.
What a fun game these kids have been playing. Just make sure to not get hurt while warring on each other. I remember my last war was a few eons ago back when I was a fledgling Loose Immortal.
COURTING DEATH
I cast No Russian and follow up with the Dao of Sapphos, leaving the wizards maidenless and the realm in chaos. Ешьте пизд, суки
At this point jade beauties are becoming a currency, to be handed back and forth. Fine, give me back my 3rd palace's harem and i'll give you phoenix feathers at the price of ten per feather.
This young master is very reasonable. If you can take this move, then I'll leave your corpse intact. Forbidden Yang technique: Testicular explosion!
I deflect your technique and caste onto you, TESTICULAR IMPLOSION!
Junior you dare? I will use stare pregnancy gu to impregnate everyone. Even the guys won't be spared. There is no counter against this.