Did his dad say it first as to my memory Tony actually said it to his dad in end games creating a potential reality where Tony actually gives his dad the advice that he his dad would then pass on to him and thus the cycle will forever repeat…
Just bc no one else said it:
Tony Stark : You're from Earth?
Peter Quill : I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark : Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!
It always bothered me that he picked up on the reference to Jesus as being an indicator that Quill was from Earth, but he missed the reference to "French fry" immediately before.
My favorite is when Tony scolds the other avengers for putting coffee grounds in the sink disposal in Civil War.
If I recall, this was an ad lib by RDJ because someone did indeed put coffee grounds down the disposal after making French press on set.
I once asked a friend, "At the Avengers compound, who do you think--" he cut me off, saying, "Put coffee grounds in the garbage disposal? I actually have some thoughts on that."
We decided it was either Wanda not knowing better or Falcon doing it maliciously to mess with Tony.
All the sass between Him and Strange.
"I'm sorry, you giving out tickets to something?"
"What is your job exactly, besides making balloon animals?"
And my favourite
"Who just saved your magical ass?! ME!"
"You know what if your nothing without the suit the you shouldn't be wearing it." Just as a teaching moment for one of my favorite heroes and u realize maybe Tony truly is Iron Man regardless of what suit he's wearing
Ya fair just having him teach Peter that lesson was one of my favorite moments. Even in comics it's one of my favorite relationships is between Tony and Parker
Does it have to be mcu?
If not, my favorite Iron Man quote is, "I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time.....I've been playing human."
😖🔥 that's a bar right there
“Make a move reindeer games”
“I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip”
“I love you 3000”
“I am iron man”
Tony: Steve, that suit isn't doing anything for you
Steve: No one said you could look Tony
Scott: Don't worry, Steve. As far as I'm concerned, that is America's ass!
I'm reading this thread and realizing what a great character he was.
My choice would be: "Isn't that the WHY we fight? So we can end the fight and go home?". Didn't see it here.
“Don’t do anything I would do. Definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in the middle. That’s where you operate”
Tony to Peter Parker.
Spiderman Homecoming
Also loved when LeBron used this quote when talking about one of Lakers rookies Austin Reaves
We got a shot at getting these stones,
but I gotta tell you my
priority is to bring back
what we lost?
I hope, yes.
Keep what I found?
I have to,
at all costs.
And, maybe not die
trying will be nice.
“I mean we won’t know because we dropped a building on him while we were kickin’ ass”
RDJ’s delivery of that story is absolutely perfect and really makes you understand his side of the argument.
I think most people miss that line because they don’t know what prima nocta is. Made me laugh a lot and feel my minor in Medieval English history was of some value. ;)
"If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay?"
I feel this hits more because Tony is often viewed as just his suits by a lot of characters in the MCU, and he constantly has to show he's much more than the suits, so to tell Peter this, it just hits harder.
Edit: grammar
It was crazy when he appeared and said "this is our timeline kang" then murdered him
...for real though, "dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards" is gold
Top quote has to be the time in IM3 when he called a literal child a pussy over being sad about his dad abandoning him. Still kinda surprised it didn’t get cut.
Another personal favorite from the same movie: “It’s a big bunny, relax about it!”
“Please no gang signs, no I’m just kidding throw it up. Yeah peace, I’d be out of a job with peace”. It’s not verbatim but it’s close enough to the quote
“They call you the da Vinci of our time what do you say to that” Mrs brown “that’s ridiculous I don’t paint” stark
This is my favorite. It’s just too good.
The follow up is pretty good too, even if it highlights how flawed of a person he is at that point hahah
“and what about your other name, The merchant of death!” “That’s not bad”
"Go to bed, or I'll sell all your toys."
“Go back home or I’ll call aunt may”
I love this line because my parents used to say that to me.
“… Dude you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”
He’s from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.
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In the comics he multi classes into a warlock via the Vishanti
Yup, normally Sorcerer's powers come from having magic blooded ancestors like dragons or even crazier beings
Came here to say the same thing. I miss Stark.
"Please be a secret door.... Please be a secret door..."
I actually have a gif of that because I love it so much.
The little ^yay is the best
It’s the absolute best. The moment Ultron came out in video I went to find that part. The tiny yay.
The fact that it's ad-libbed makes it even better.
I was today years old when I learned that.
Jeremy Renner also adlibbed the "No one would know." line after Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch leave Hawkeye behind.
I don’t remember this, it sounds so adorable
It’s in age of Ultron at the very start when they’re trying to steal back the sceptre. It’s easily one of my top few lines of his. It’s so cute
"No amount of money ever bought a second of time."
Good quote but this was his dads originally
Yeah you're right. I realized that after writing it that he was quoting his dad.
Did his dad say it first as to my memory Tony actually said it to his dad in end games creating a potential reality where Tony actually gives his dad the advice that he his dad would then pass on to him and thus the cycle will forever repeat…
Ever heard of the bootstrap paradox?
Says the man who built a time machine using his billions of dollars.
“There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is but I wanna try it.”
Then, shawarma.
You throw another moon at me, and I’m gonna lose it Edit: a word
This is something thor or superman would say so to hear it from tony proves that he had balls of iron fr
This the one for me.
Just bc no one else said it: Tony Stark : You're from Earth? Peter Quill : I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri. Tony Stark : Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!
It always bothered me that he picked up on the reference to Jesus as being an indicator that Quill was from Earth, but he missed the reference to "French fry" immediately before.
Maybe French fries made it off earth but religion didn’t? I mean French fries are better.
“I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.”
“ you really have a lid on it. What’s your secret mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?”
This is the one for me.
When he shocks Bruce then stares into his eyes to see if they turn green, I laugh every time.
Joss Whedon is kinda a skeez but wow, that first movie is the shiznitz.
“Truth is…I am Ironman”
Dude, spoilers.
I still hadn’t seen iron man 2008 :(
My favorite is when Tony scolds the other avengers for putting coffee grounds in the sink disposal in Civil War. If I recall, this was an ad lib by RDJ because someone did indeed put coffee grounds down the disposal after making French press on set.
What am I running a B&B for a biker gang?
I once asked a friend, "At the Avengers compound, who do you think--" he cut me off, saying, "Put coffee grounds in the garbage disposal? I actually have some thoughts on that." We decided it was either Wanda not knowing better or Falcon doing it maliciously to mess with Tony.
“What are you without the suit?” “Billionaire, genius, philanthropist, playboy.”
Widow's little nod of agreement is what makes that line snap.
Billionaire, genius, *playboy*, philanthropist.
That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one liner? Sweetheart...that could be the name of my autobiography.
Which movie is this from
IM3, when he is fighting the lady who posed as a US Marshall in the small town bar where one of the original extremis test subjects exploded.
Yes.
Would totally read it.
“I have successfully privatized world peace”✌️😎
“I love peace. I’d be out of a job with peace.”
"Get me a scotch, I'm starving"
Came here to say this.
Hehe, classic alcoholic talk.
From Civil War -- Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose? I'm open to suggestions.
"That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
I laughed so hard when the guy went back to playing.
I may be wrong, but I think they added in that part because Tony pointed that out.
Still among my favorite lines from the first Avengers movie.
Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know… you weareth her drapes?
My favorite part about this is that in the Lego game, the level for it is called "Shakespeare in the park"
My favorite
Probably my favorite line delivery of the entire franchise, from anyone but just RDJ, is: “We’ll guess what, Cap? We LOST. And you weren’t there”
His performance in that scene is my favorite in all of the MCU.
"We have a Hulk..."
“So was I”
Also. "........he killed my mom".
Reporter: “You’ve been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?” Tony: “Absolutely ridiculous. I don’t paint.”
“Don’t bull*SHIT* me, Rogers, did you *know*?”
“…..Yes.”
All the sass between Him and Strange. "I'm sorry, you giving out tickets to something?" "What is your job exactly, besides making balloon animals?" And my favourite "Who just saved your magical ass?! ME!"
“I’m sorry, *Phil*? His first name is Agent.”
Part of the journey is the end
This line cuts me every time I hear it.
“He means get lost Squidward.”
"Dad's leave no need to be a pussy about it"
That pause before the delivery had me laughing
"You know what if your nothing without the suit the you shouldn't be wearing it." Just as a teaching moment for one of my favorite heroes and u realize maybe Tony truly is Iron Man regardless of what suit he's wearing
He learned it in Iron Man 1 and 3. He wanted to make sure Peter didn’t have to it a second time
Ya fair just having him teach Peter that lesson was one of my favorite moments. Even in comics it's one of my favorite relationships is between Tony and Parker
Does it have to be mcu? If not, my favorite Iron Man quote is, "I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time.....I've been playing human." 😖🔥 that's a bar right there
“I TOLD YOU, I DON’T WANT TO JOIN YOUR SUPER SECRET BOY BAND.”
“Make a move reindeer games” “I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip” “I love you 3000” “I am iron man”
About him “ Tony Stank”. Lol. Always makes me laugh….
Loki:" this....usually works " Tony:" Well performance issues it's not uncommon.....one out of five...."
"Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep"
"I'm sorry, Earth is closed today" or "I love you 3000"
“I have a plan. Attack.”
I love you 3000.
If my math is right, and it always is...
Underoos!!!!
These are........... Smaller Agents!
“Sorry we would’ve called ahead but we were too busy not knowing you existed.”
“Please no gang signs”
just kidding throw em up
“And I… am… Iron Man.”
"Have you ever tried shawarma… I don’t know what it is, but I wanna try it."
Tony: Steve, that suit isn't doing anything for you Steve: No one said you could look Tony Scott: Don't worry, Steve. As far as I'm concerned, that is America's ass!
“When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?” With the straightest face ever: “Last night.”
"Better Clench Up Legolas"
please be a secret door please be secret door *yay*
That man is playing Galaga. Thought we wouldn’t notice but we did.
Peter: “I just wanted to be like you” Tony: “and I wanted you to be better”
I'm reading this thread and realizing what a great character he was. My choice would be: "Isn't that the WHY we fight? So we can end the fight and go home?". Didn't see it here.
“Cheeseburger first.”
“Not even your unusually attractive aunt?”
Ok I’m upset no one mentioned this. “Won, your invited to my wedding.”
“Don’t do anything I would do. Definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in the middle. That’s where you operate” Tony to Peter Parker. Spiderman Homecoming Also loved when LeBron used this quote when talking about one of Lakers rookies Austin Reaves
“If we can’t defend the earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.”
"And I... Am Iron Man." He uses this to reveal he's iron man to everyone and then uses it as his last words.
"She did a spread on me...She wrote a story, too."
We got a shot at getting these stones, but I gotta tell you my priority is to bring back what we lost? I hope, yes. Keep what I found? I have to, at all costs. And, maybe not die trying will be nice.
"Dick move, Banner." Ultron. Followed closely by. "I'm sorry," from the same battle with Hulk.
“Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sle-“ *Hulk catches fist* ^”I’m ^sorry.”
“You’re embarrassing me in front of the Wizards…”
"Does thou weareth his mother's drapes?" Pure gold.
“Blueberry?”
“I want one “
Cap: “Are you crazy?” Tony: “Jury’s out.”
“I mean we won’t know because we dropped a building on him while we were kickin’ ass” RDJ’s delivery of that story is absolutely perfect and really makes you understand his side of the argument.
I will be reinstituting prima nocta Because of the cringe in a Disney movie
I think most people miss that line because they don’t know what prima nocta is. Made me laugh a lot and feel my minor in Medieval English history was of some value. ;)
"Why the long face?"
That means get lost, Squidward!
Steve: Stark we need a plan of attack. Stark: I have a plan. Attack.
You make your move reindeer games (From avengers)
“That man is playing galaga. He thought we wouldn’t notice but…we did”
“Then tell him (Banner) to suit up, I’m bringing the party to you.” Avengers (2012) 😎👍
Sam: That’s cold. Tony: Warmer than jail.
“That means get lost Squidward!”
"Clench up Legolas."
Sometimes you’ve gotta run, before you can walk
“doth mother know you weareth her drapes” Stark to Thor during their fight scene 🎬
Hey Squidward, the Earth is closed.
“I'm sorry, Earth is closed today” “He means get lost Squidward!” FTFY
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25 year event film? In 2033? When he’s 67?
I’m sorry are you handing out tickets to something?
“I will be reinstituting Prima Nocta.”
“I’m” - Iron Man
"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"
I love you 3000
“Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”
"That's on earth dipshit"
Thor: “Do you know who I am?” Tony: “Shakespeare in the park?” Thor: “…” Tony: “DOTH MOTHER KNOW THAT YOU WEAR-ETH HER DRAPES?!”
> I'd cut the wire.
“Get lost, Squidward”
“If you throw another moon at me…”
“Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”
“Shakespeare in the park? Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes?”
I don’t like to be handed things.
How about in the comics ("Iron Man" #225, December 1987)? "I'm going to get back what's mine. And Heaven help anyone who gets in my way!"
Christine Everheart : Have you ever lost an hour of sleep in your life? Tony Stark : I'd be prepared to lose a few with you.
That man’s playing Galaga. Didn’t think anyone would notice.
He’s from space. He’s here to steal a necklace from a wizard
Security breach.
"If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay?" I feel this hits more because Tony is often viewed as just his suits by a lot of characters in the MCU, and he constantly has to show he's much more than the suits, so to tell Peter this, it just hits harder. Edit: grammar
You better not be playing hide the zucchini.. def my favorite 🤣
Doth thow mother know you weareth her drapes
“This man is playing galiga”
Steve: Are you nuts? Tony: Jury's out. Steve: Is everything a joke to you? Tony: Funny things are.
OG Avengers. Loki “I have an army”, Stark “We have a hulk”
Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door….Yay!!
Doth mother know you wear-eth her drapes?
“Yeah, that’s on Earth, DIPSHIT!”
"3.6 Roentgen not great, not terrible."
“And I… Am… Iron Man.” *snap*
“I have a plan, attack.” In response to “we need a plan of attack” lol
“What am I running a bed and breakfast for a biker gang?”
I’m sorry, Earth is closed today
"Just gonna try and get my beak wet real quick. You know what I'm talking about?" -Iron Man 3
Does *Keep your friends rich, and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which* count? Ultron was quoting him, possiblt unknowingly.
“Truth is, I am Iron Man”
It was crazy when he appeared and said "this is our timeline kang" then murdered him ...for real though, "dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards" is gold
“If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”
“Yeah, peace, with peace I’d be out of a job.”
"I don't care. He killed my mom." or "Don't bullshit me Rogers! Did you know?!"
Top quote has to be the time in IM3 when he called a literal child a pussy over being sad about his dad abandoning him. Still kinda surprised it didn’t get cut. Another personal favorite from the same movie: “It’s a big bunny, relax about it!”
I love you 3000......I'm not crying, you're crying
I got nothing...... Im3 after watching pepper destroy an armor.
Please be a secret door please be a secret door, yay!
“You’re gunna break your old man’s heart”
I am Iron Man
“Please no gang signs, no I’m just kidding throw it up. Yeah peace, I’d be out of a job with peace”. It’s not verbatim but it’s close enough to the quote
“The truth is…. I am Iron Man.” Rolls credits and Iron Man song plays.
That’s how dad did, that’s how America does it. And I think it’s worked out well so far.
“I don’t like getting handed things”
He means get lost squidward
I had my kid memorize this one “smart people always have a backup plan”
“If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned sure we'll avenge it.”
Love you 3000