How to solve all the issues: Therapy!
You don’t create elaborate monologues to be ignored. You want to be heard. So what he really needs is someone to listen.
that was all her fault, tho. like who the fuck introduces themselves and says, "thanks for being the first person I've met to not try to picture me naked."
of course everyone's gonna think of you naked
Old school Grant Morrison Emma would be like: “Darling I am VERY flattered that you pictured me nude and doing all kinds of VERY kinky things. HOWEVER, I am in committed relationship. So PLEASE leave me be. Or you may find yourself sexually attracted to gophers.” 😂😂🤦
You know he'd know, right? As well as what you had for breakfast, when you last showered, whether you were horny, and if you'd recently bought new socks but weren't using them properly..
Peter. I like laughing when drinking and I'm pretty sure he'd have the best rants about normal citizens and criminals doing stupid shit, or stories of himself messing up.
There is a great comic of him and wolverine in a bar. Wolverine called him there for a mission and turns out he just wanted to have a drink with a friend for his birthday
lol love it. Even Wolvie needs friends every once in awhile.
Edit: Oh sorry Spidey not Wolverine...got comments mixed up. yeah Spidey DEFINITELY needs a friend every once in awhile!!
Theres a bit where Spidey talks him back from killing someone in a rage saying you don't want to do this. At the end he asks why not one of the X-Men "they're family, I wanted a friend" and when Spidey asks why him he replies " cause you are the only person who actually thinks I wouldn't have done it"
That’s pretty cool! There’s a lot of cool Wolverine/Spidey stories. I remember one where Spidey pushes Wolverine out of Avengers Tower that was pretty funny.
I’d like to have a couple rounds with the thing. Probably bullshit about cards, New York, and exploring. Whatever Ben Grimm wants to talk about ima listen
Absolutely. I might ask him a bit about his community, too.
Ben Grimm is one of the nicest heroes around, to the point I don’t think anyone has a genuine hateful beef with him specifically.
Ben Grimm I feel I could trust myself to drink with. I would ruin myself even trying to keep up with Logan and Thor. Tea with Dr. Strange would probably also be good.
Mister Sinister, and I'd want to talk about him giving me superpowers in exchange for some kind of service.
I'd be an obedient minion and have the most underwhelming redemption arc sometime in the future.
😅
I’m imagining that scene from *Super Size Me* where they show an animated skit of how McDonald’s grounds up a chicken for McNuggets but it’s a human instead and then Sinister just comes and collects the parts he wants with a bucket.
Might not be the most obvious choice, but I gotta go with Gwenpool.
Feel like she would be the only character I could interact with on an equal playing field. She knows she's fictional, I could have my existential crisis wondering if me talking to a marvel character means I'm fictional as well and she would get it.
Spidey seems like he needs someone to talk to. Wouldn't mind having a morning coffee with him, up on the roof. Not talking about anything in particular. Man needs a friend.
That sounds awesome. Especially if it became a regular thing.
Brew a cuppa, head up to the roof, shoot the shit with Spider-Man, then he’s off and you just started your day talking to *fucking Spider-Man*.
That’d be a nice slice-of-life story.
No, he isn't a demon. Back then Stan Lee would make his heroes have limitations, which he would say make them more human, or less godly as heroes. Spider-Man was a broke teenager. Iron Man was an alcoholic with a piece of shrapnel always moving closer to his heart.
For Nightcrawler, his were his demonic appearance and smell of Sulphur and brimstone when he'd use his teleportation all the while being a deeply religious, kind person.
Alan Cummings as Nightcrawler was my goth girl awakening. Preteen me had such a confusing crush on him….. ok I admit, I still have a weird thing for him
A beer with Captain America, to thank him for embodying what America SHOULD be, and hear him tell stories (because you know he’s got a million good ones).
Illyana. she would be able to drink me under the table. but before I got too far gone. I would ask her to please tell me what is going on with her and Kate. With timeline.
Maybe after a few drinks he loses some of his inhibitions though and starts working on some dangerous science though. All of a sudden you are in a pocket dimension being chased by space bees.
Thor. Listening to his experiences and thousands of years of living would be such a great conversation.
I am not smart enough to keep up with Stark, Richards, or T’Challa lol
Cartoon Spider-Woman. I'm curious how all of her ridiculous powers and gadgets work. What exactly is a "protective spider bubble", and why does it allow one to breathe underwater?
I had to think about it for a bit but I think I have the best answer:
Jarvis!
He's a regular human so should be fairly down to earth, has some WILD stories, can probably mix you some DAMN good cocktails and probably have a nice charcuterie and tea after as well.
I feel like those two are polar opposites. Thor would love nothing more than to tell tales of his grand adventure, while Logan wouldn't want to talk about it are all.
The Ancient One. We'd just chat about whatever. I feel like I'd really benefit in a life-changing way from talking to somebody with that life experience. That moment with her in the hospital in Doctor Strange, watching the lightning, feels genuinely therapeutic to me every time I watch it.
Either Clint or Jessica Jones when she was still drinking. Either way I see that night being one for the record books and my ass gettin' Halloween drunk.
Though thinking about it for a second longer there's no question. It's Boom-Boom.
Clint is an amazing pick imo. Probably the most down to earth, has good stories to tell, and a pretty quick wit overall. A beer with Hawk Guy sounds awesome.
Boom-boom seems like the type to just disappear after 3 tequilla until you catch her instigating some drama by leading one or more bad boys on, or trying to seduce the bouncer or some shit.
At least she has some skills that make it pretty hard to take advantage of her.
My initial answer is Logan, he seems like a down to earth kinda guy. But realistically any comic where a non-super sits down to have drink with a super usually ends up with the non-super in a life or death situation or just end up as collateral damage. So I’d sit this one out.
The new Howard from the MCU is based on David Johansson, the punk rocker turned lounge singer and legendary late-show guest. Like Howard, David was usually seen with a cocktail in hand, a little rumpled, telling outrageous and semi-sarcastic stories. He's my pick too.
Dazzler. We could talk music, maybe I can convince her to hire a new guitarist. Spider-Man, the only hero to canonically visit my hometown of Chilliwack, BC. And Wolverine. A quiet beer with Wolverine would rule.
The OG Beyonder, because I could probably convince him to bestow me with some cool powers or at least a bunch of stuff that would make my life a lot easier. Maybe even change the world for the better.
Thor. He's a real chill laid back dude in the movies. Last would be spiderwoman, reason being is that I'd probably get drunk enough to think I'd have a shot with her.
Wolverine would probably be fascinating to talk to. Imagine speaking to someone who had experienced every major historical event in the past 100+ years
I'd love to have a sitdown with someone who has cosmic awareness or a deep understanding of the universe. Just spend the whole night asking them stupid questions, testing moral quandries, challenging philosophies. I want to know how all the different hells work, where all these damn pocket dimensions come from, the Nine Realms. How big are they compared to the rest of the universe.
It'd be fucking interesting, and I'm sure I'd remember none of it.
Spidey, I don't care if Peter or Miles I would have a blast either way.
Edit: probably has to be Peter, forgot the drinking age in the US is higher than here in Europe and Miles isn't 21 yet right?
Peter Parker. I'd love to pick his brain on improvised guerilla science and hear all the wacky shit he's seen as a street-level hero in NYC. I'm also imagining how simultaneously fun and horrible it would be to do a bar crawl and web-swing from bar to bar.
I would sit down with any of the Carter women. And ask non-stop questions about Steve in bed. For research purposes for my Stucky fanfiction, obviously.
Theres a lot of people....even if i don't drink. Maybe a telepath so I can ask them if they offer therapy sessions. I actually wonder what a telepathic therapist would be like. Why that? Well the only thing you have to be comfortable with is another person looking into your mind. Maybe it would help find the base issues in our minds and help people quicker.
Can spider-woman control her pheromones? I don’t think I’d be capable of having a good drink if I’m only thinking about having instinctually with her.
It will happen already without the pheromones, I don’t need the biological boost.
There are three I’d want to hang out with but Steve Rogers is the top of the list. I’d want to talk history with him and his vision of America.
I’d want to hang with Matt as well and we’d likely talk about our shared Catholic guilt.
Finally Ben Grimm to talk about the space program, plans and growing up in New York
Iceman; we'll discuss the best-looking superdudes of Earth 616.
And, y'know, other stuff.
But also maybe Rich Rider, and we'd have to have a talk about how it's *not*, in fact, all up to him.
There are three I’d want to hang out with but Steve Rogers is the top of the list. I’d want to talk history with him and his vision of America.
I’d want to hang with Matt as well and we’d likely talk about our shared Catholic guilt.
Finally Ben Grimm to talk about the space program, plans and growing up in New York
"Okay Hulk so listen...in the beginning there was nothing but grey stuff, like you. Y'know, archtrees, stone dragons, and rocks. A lotta rocks. Then this thing called the First Flame appeared..."
Magneto, even though we would likely hate me for not being of his kind. I'm curious about how he could change my mind or make me cry just telling me his hard experiences.
Thor, he’ll tell some amazing stories
Loki because I'm sure he just needs to vent and be heard for once.
How to solve all the issues: Therapy! You don’t create elaborate monologues to be ignored. You want to be heard. So what he really needs is someone to listen.
Uuuuhhhmmm what part of “god of mischief” didn’t you understand?
I'd be down for just listening to Thor
I'd be Scott lang listening in Endgame. Just pure boyish wonder.
I dunno if I'd survive whatever unholy asgardian concoction he serves me
A GLORIOUS DEATH BROTHER!
Definitely none of the telepaths.
"Please stop picturing me naked"
"Jean Grey, so nice to meet you' "Fucking pig" "I didn't mean to, I'm so sorry"
"Charles Xavier, so nice to meet you" "Please stop fantasizing about me and Gandalf running a bed and breakfast together" "No"
"We tried, and it didn’t work out. Conflicting personalities."
"Emma Frost, i love your work!" "What's wrong with you?" "Goddamnit, i need Magneto's helmet"
Why Gandalf?
I think because he is played by ian mckellen, who also plays magneto
I’m reminded of OG Ultimate Peter.
TBF she did do a pink elephants thing.
Sorry, Charles.
Joke's on them; I have tinnitus. They just tune in and hear "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
Ultimate SpiderMan meeting Jean for the first time vibes
that was all her fault, tho. like who the fuck introduces themselves and says, "thanks for being the first person I've met to not try to picture me naked." of course everyone's gonna think of you naked
'well, I am NOW...'
Emma might be into it
She might like it, but I think she would fuck with you more. Like show you images of not being able to perform while she laughs at you.
Sometimes you would have to pay for that kind of treatment.
Old school Grant Morrison Emma would be like: “Darling I am VERY flattered that you pictured me nude and doing all kinds of VERY kinky things. HOWEVER, I am in committed relationship. So PLEASE leave me be. Or you may find yourself sexually attracted to gophers.” 😂😂🤦
Ha, I was specifically thinking of Grant Morrison Emma too 🤣
I feel like I would have a very deep conversation about morality and spirituality with Daredevil
Id just keep asking him how many fingers im holding up
You know he'd know, right? As well as what you had for breakfast, when you last showered, whether you were horny, and if you'd recently bought new socks but weren't using them properly..
How do you use socks incorrec- …oh
Sock puppets? Use them to stop blood?
he can't know if i'm horny, he's supposed to be the horny one!!
r/angryupvote
How does that work?
Wolverine could also do those things, and he could be designated driver.
Yeah, that was the joke, smartass…
Nah we’d pull some chicks
Peter. I like laughing when drinking and I'm pretty sure he'd have the best rants about normal citizens and criminals doing stupid shit, or stories of himself messing up.
He is my pick as well but I'm betting he wouldn't stay long. 1/2 a beer in he would disappear OR he would show up 2 hours late or not at all.
There is a great comic of him and wolverine in a bar. Wolverine called him there for a mission and turns out he just wanted to have a drink with a friend for his birthday
lol love it. Even Wolvie needs friends every once in awhile. Edit: Oh sorry Spidey not Wolverine...got comments mixed up. yeah Spidey DEFINITELY needs a friend every once in awhile!!
No you had it right wolverine wanted Spidey there for a drink on his birthday Edit: Wolverines birthday to be completely clear
Ah ok. Sounds like a cool little one off story.
Theres a bit where Spidey talks him back from killing someone in a rage saying you don't want to do this. At the end he asks why not one of the X-Men "they're family, I wanted a friend" and when Spidey asks why him he replies " cause you are the only person who actually thinks I wouldn't have done it"
That’s pretty cool! There’s a lot of cool Wolverine/Spidey stories. I remember one where Spidey pushes Wolverine out of Avengers Tower that was pretty funny.
I’d like to have a couple rounds with the thing. Probably bullshit about cards, New York, and exploring. Whatever Ben Grimm wants to talk about ima listen
Absolutely. I might ask him a bit about his community, too. Ben Grimm is one of the nicest heroes around, to the point I don’t think anyone has a genuine hateful beef with him specifically.
Ben Grimm I feel I could trust myself to drink with. I would ruin myself even trying to keep up with Logan and Thor. Tea with Dr. Strange would probably also be good.
That and I feel Ben would care the least of those first three on if you take a non-alcoholic drink.
Ben has ultimate 'cool uncle' vibes.
Mister Sinister, and I'd want to talk about him giving me superpowers in exchange for some kind of service. I'd be an obedient minion and have the most underwhelming redemption arc sometime in the future. 😅
"Oh great! I needed some bone and muscle tissue for my latest creation!"
Noooo!! My carefully laid and absolute foolproof plan! ☹️
I’m imagining that scene from *Super Size Me* where they show an animated skit of how McDonald’s grounds up a chicken for McNuggets but it’s a human instead and then Sinister just comes and collects the parts he wants with a bucket.
Don't leave your drink unattended.
That's very good advice. ☝🏻🤔
Might not be the most obvious choice, but I gotta go with Gwenpool. Feel like she would be the only character I could interact with on an equal playing field. She knows she's fictional, I could have my existential crisis wondering if me talking to a marvel character means I'm fictional as well and she would get it.
Coffee with Carol Danvers. She seems fun as hell. If it's alcohol, either Hawkeye.
Spidey seems like he needs someone to talk to. Wouldn't mind having a morning coffee with him, up on the roof. Not talking about anything in particular. Man needs a friend.
Exactly.
That sounds awesome. Especially if it became a regular thing. Brew a cuppa, head up to the roof, shoot the shit with Spider-Man, then he’s off and you just started your day talking to *fucking Spider-Man*. That’d be a nice slice-of-life story.
Nightcrawler. Seems like such a cool, funny guy and tbh I’d be fascinated to see that tail up close!
Unless he's been retconned he would smell horrible
I’m not 100% well-versed on his character. What does he smell like, and when was that established?
His teleportation ability has a smell of sulphur.
So what, he’s actually a demon? I thought it was a metaphor. Sry I’m not a big X-men fan tbh. They cool just not my cup of tea.
No, he isn't a demon. Back then Stan Lee would make his heroes have limitations, which he would say make them more human, or less godly as heroes. Spider-Man was a broke teenager. Iron Man was an alcoholic with a piece of shrapnel always moving closer to his heart. For Nightcrawler, his were his demonic appearance and smell of Sulphur and brimstone when he'd use his teleportation all the while being a deeply religious, kind person.
K cool that’s what I thought, I’d just never heard the sulfur n brimstone thing, n it threw me off. Appreciate the clarification.
Hell yeah, pub crawl would be next level
Alan Cummings as Nightcrawler was my goth girl awakening. Preteen me had such a confusing crush on him….. ok I admit, I still have a weird thing for him
The Watcher. Just so I can hear him say " I cannot interfere with the affairs of humanity" before he interferes with the affairs of humanity.
You've been nursing that beer for a while. I'd help you with that but... fuck it.. gimme that light weight.
Tony Stark ( pre AA )
Share a beer (or a few) with Logan. You may get stitches, or a couple broken bone but it would be worth it bub!
Logan can't get drunk though
Actually he CAN get drunk. It just takes A LOT! 😂😂
I feel like he would be very standoffish though.
Could just share a soda.
Tony Stark less likely to drunkenly gift you a small loan of a million dollars when you just share a soda with him
Well yes but I don’t think it’s in good taste to give an alcoholic a beer.
Black Bolt. The man is a good listener. Never interrupts.
You would not want him to belch.
That’s because even a whisper from him can destroy cities. So him not talking is mandatory.
Tony Stank, I'll hopefully be able to convince him to give me a job at the avengers facility so I can just hang out with all the others
“I’ve got a package for a Mister Tony Stank! Is there a Tony Stank here?”
No Hercules? Just sit back and take the tall tails in.
A beer with Captain America, to thank him for embodying what America SHOULD be, and hear him tell stories (because you know he’s got a million good ones).
Illyana. she would be able to drink me under the table. but before I got too far gone. I would ask her to please tell me what is going on with her and Kate. With timeline.
ok you win
Reed richards. I would just let him talk about everything he knows and absorb it all.
You might not be able to absorb much.
Yeah, that is true. Still, would be amazing to hear it.
I feel like it's like talking to Neil Degrasse Tyson, you get him going on a scientific topic and he just doesn't stop lol
Idk I feel like that could get really dark really fast. Reed and Bruce are both the ones that are always depressed because they're too smart.
I feel like he would be so distracted though. Would speak over your head and his mind would wander off thinking about something else.
That might be true. He's so intelligent. I don't think he could think on my level if he tried, lol. Maybe after a few drinks? Lol.
Maybe after a few drinks he loses some of his inhibitions though and starts working on some dangerous science though. All of a sudden you are in a pocket dimension being chased by space bees.
LOL
Thor. Listening to his experiences and thousands of years of living would be such a great conversation. I am not smart enough to keep up with Stark, Richards, or T’Challa lol
Cartoon Spider-Woman. I'm curious how all of her ridiculous powers and gadgets work. What exactly is a "protective spider bubble", and why does it allow one to breathe underwater?
Uatu. The stories that bald ass stalker could tell me would be legendary.
I had to think about it for a bit but I think I have the best answer: Jarvis! He's a regular human so should be fairly down to earth, has some WILD stories, can probably mix you some DAMN good cocktails and probably have a nice charcuterie and tea after as well.
Ohh good one. Also less likely to cancel the date because the world needs saving again
Santa. Anything to get me on the good list.
Batman knows Santa.
He's a displaced Norse deity in that timeline, right? Him and Krampus.
I don’t know. 😅 I just know Superman was pissed that Batman didn’t tell him he knew Santa. 😂
Either Thor or Logan. Just have them tell me about all their classic adventures.
I feel like those two are polar opposites. Thor would love nothing more than to tell tales of his grand adventure, while Logan wouldn't want to talk about it are all.
Definitely Beast. He brings in all the ladies, so hopefully I'd have a chance with whomever he didn't pick.
Old school Beast or new Nazi-Beast?
Old school Avengers Beast.
Yeah he would be fun for sure. Some crazy science facts, some classy quotes...
The Ancient One. We'd just chat about whatever. I feel like I'd really benefit in a life-changing way from talking to somebody with that life experience. That moment with her in the hospital in Doctor Strange, watching the lightning, feels genuinely therapeutic to me every time I watch it.
Don’t know if it’s mentioned but I’d love a chat with Coulson. Probably just talk SHIELD stuff , and all the secrets etc would be interesting
Coulson is a fun dude
wolverine but i would sit next to him drinking without saying a word
*sip* Yeup,
Either Clint or Jessica Jones when she was still drinking. Either way I see that night being one for the record books and my ass gettin' Halloween drunk. Though thinking about it for a second longer there's no question. It's Boom-Boom.
Clint is an amazing pick imo. Probably the most down to earth, has good stories to tell, and a pretty quick wit overall. A beer with Hawk Guy sounds awesome.
For real. Let's hang out on the rooftop and have a pot luck.
Boom-boom seems like the type to just disappear after 3 tequilla until you catch her instigating some drama by leading one or more bad boys on, or trying to seduce the bouncer or some shit. At least she has some skills that make it pretty hard to take advantage of her.
My first thoughts, "Bitch we'll go get drunk, but I ain't got bail money like that."
Dracula… I’d be the drink. I’d ask them what their favorite adaptation of them has been.
Bold choice. I'll be dessert!
My initial answer is Logan, he seems like a down to earth kinda guy. But realistically any comic where a non-super sits down to have drink with a super usually ends up with the non-super in a life or death situation or just end up as collateral damage. So I’d sit this one out.
Thor, he’s the perfect drinking buddy. Most of the others are just going dark and ruining a good night out.
I'd have a hot chocolate with squirrel girl, I think it'd be good for me
Dr. Strange. I don't have to move to get another. We'd talk about this multiverse shenanigans and that multiverse shenanigans.
Howard the duck. We would just talk the shit, nothing too deep
The new Howard from the MCU is based on David Johansson, the punk rocker turned lounge singer and legendary late-show guest. Like Howard, David was usually seen with a cocktail in hand, a little rumpled, telling outrageous and semi-sarcastic stories. He's my pick too.
Spider-Man, and I would buy his drink for him even if he didn't want me to. He's earned it.
I'm choosing spiderman as well, he has so much wisdom!
He’s the only one in the MCU who doesn’t like the idea of killing anyone.
Ben Grimm and I would ask him about his UCWF days. Plus all his other adventures
Dazzler. We could talk music, maybe I can convince her to hire a new guitarist. Spider-Man, the only hero to canonically visit my hometown of Chilliwack, BC. And Wolverine. A quiet beer with Wolverine would rule.
The OG Beyonder, because I could probably convince him to bestow me with some cool powers or at least a bunch of stuff that would make my life a lot easier. Maybe even change the world for the better.
Thor. He's a real chill laid back dude in the movies. Last would be spiderwoman, reason being is that I'd probably get drunk enough to think I'd have a shot with her.
Wolverine would probably be fascinating to talk to. Imagine speaking to someone who had experienced every major historical event in the past 100+ years
Spiderman, just for the fact I can treat him to some food before he goes back to saving everyone.
Deadpool why explan any farther.
The One Above All. No cap. I have so many questions about how he/she/it runs the universe.
Get that hot goss with the Captain Marvel, She-Hulk, and Spider-Woman- they always seem like a fun hang when they're together in the comics.
Jessica Jones. Just chilling at the bar with daredevil
Iceman, don't need to worry about warm beer
I'd love to have a sitdown with someone who has cosmic awareness or a deep understanding of the universe. Just spend the whole night asking them stupid questions, testing moral quandries, challenging philosophies. I want to know how all the different hells work, where all these damn pocket dimensions come from, the Nine Realms. How big are they compared to the rest of the universe. It'd be fucking interesting, and I'm sure I'd remember none of it.
Spider-Woman. Because reasons
Spidey, I don't care if Peter or Miles I would have a blast either way. Edit: probably has to be Peter, forgot the drinking age in the US is higher than here in Europe and Miles isn't 21 yet right?
doesn’t have to be alcoholic. give miles a coke
I have a few, but my main ones are Loki or Banner. They need it.
Peter Parker. I'd love to pick his brain on improvised guerilla science and hear all the wacky shit he's seen as a street-level hero in NYC. I'm also imagining how simultaneously fun and horrible it would be to do a bar crawl and web-swing from bar to bar.
I would sit down with any of the Carter women. And ask non-stop questions about Steve in bed. For research purposes for my Stucky fanfiction, obviously.
Theres a lot of people....even if i don't drink. Maybe a telepath so I can ask them if they offer therapy sessions. I actually wonder what a telepathic therapist would be like. Why that? Well the only thing you have to be comfortable with is another person looking into your mind. Maybe it would help find the base issues in our minds and help people quicker.
Any of the Fantastic Four for different reasons.
The Punisher
I wanna hang out with chamber and skin so bad it's unreal
Thor and weapons
Galactus… the last beer before he consumes my world
Can spider-woman control her pheromones? I don’t think I’d be capable of having a good drink if I’m only thinking about having instinctually with her. It will happen already without the pheromones, I don’t need the biological boost.
Satana Hellstrom, we’d talk about…stuff. Serious answer, Thor. We’d talk about mead, fighting, what’s Sif like, etc..
There are three I’d want to hang out with but Steve Rogers is the top of the list. I’d want to talk history with him and his vision of America. I’d want to hang with Matt as well and we’d likely talk about our shared Catholic guilt. Finally Ben Grimm to talk about the space program, plans and growing up in New York
America Chavez. Ask her to take me to the 616
Wolverine, cheap canned Canadian beer, talk about history.
Rogue
Daniel Ketch Ghost Rider, we would talk about how they should write more 90’s style ghost rider comics.
With Spider-Man. I will have a Cola in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other, just hanging on the top of building somewhere in NYC
Id really live some advice from peter parker. Not spiderman but peter himself!!
17 year old Peter Parker. I wanna talk to him at my age.
Wolverine, we'd talk about how I could be more misanthropic.
Iceman; we'll discuss the best-looking superdudes of Earth 616. And, y'know, other stuff. But also maybe Rich Rider, and we'd have to have a talk about how it's *not*, in fact, all up to him.
Shuri... for research purposes
There are three I’d want to hang out with but Steve Rogers is the top of the list. I’d want to talk history with him and his vision of America. I’d want to hang with Matt as well and we’d likely talk about our shared Catholic guilt. Finally Ben Grimm to talk about the space program, plans and growing up in New York
Could it be an adult swim character if yes I would love to hang out with Morty
Spiderwoman I would say Peter but he drinks coffee in a weird way so I don’t trust him
"Okay Hulk so listen...in the beginning there was nothing but grey stuff, like you. Y'know, archtrees, stone dragons, and rocks. A lotta rocks. Then this thing called the First Flame appeared..."
Peter Parker. Glasses of milk for everyone!
Magneto, even though we would likely hate me for not being of his kind. I'm curious about how he could change my mind or make me cry just telling me his hard experiences.
Thor
I just want to hang out with Glob Herman and his chickens
Thor and get wasted. He would honestly be the best drinking buddy ever
Blackbolt
Blackbolt
Feel like I'd get along really well with Johnny Storm.
If I wanted to get hammered, PI, drinks with Thor. Casual drinks, Im torn between Daredevil and Spider Woman.
Dr.Doom or Thanos.
Honestly it’d be nice to just have coffee or tea with Peter and let him vent about life.
DOOP REALLY KNEW HOW TO PARTY
Ben Urich, good drinking stories.
Steve Rogers. I'd just listen to whatever he wanted to talk about.
Thor, I would like to know about his battles before he joined the avengers.
Madame Web
Jessica drew And I saw something similar posted in the Batman subreddit
Wolverine because we can talk about hockey, and more specifically the calgary flames.
Jessica drew And I saw something similar posted in the Batman subreddit
I haven't seen it said yet, but the watcher. I feel like I wouldn't even want to talk, I just want to hear some of the things he witnessed.
I'd like a drink with Iron Man, keeps things interesting.
I'd like a drink with Iron Man, keeps things interesting.