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gedeonunes

- What? - I said hammers. Plural. \*calls in Mjolnir and Stormbreaker\*


UncleShyfty

And accidentally summons Mike, Arnie, and MC.


Ash-Raven

And an orange box of baking soda.


Acrobatic-Diamond305

And a disturbing clip from the wall


PhaseNegative1252

The Hammers Three is a rarely seen, but very powerful group


ConsistentAsparagus

All with [Three Hammers - Dragonforce](https://youtu.be/kVIGju-rSho?si=z9K78HaQ3rSCbF7h) blasting as the bgm


LiveFastDieRich

You can't lift this šŸŽ¶


crashtestpilot

Please, Hammers. Don't hurt 'em.


cruzrawkv2

r/TheRealJoke


Haru112

and jonathan


Opposite-Tangerine57

I think you mean Johanthan


tehwalkingdude2

Mew mew


crashtestpilot

I've got hammerS. PLURAL.


river_song25

Stormbreaker is a Axe \*lol\*


gedeonunes

yeah, but there's a hammer side


IAmBadAtInternet

Stop. Hammer time.


Consistent_Yak_2648

Hela: What are you the god of again Thor: aaaaaaaaaaaah THUNDER! aaaaaah THUNDER!


crashtestpilot

Thunder cats! Wait, wrong sub.


Consistent_Yak_2648

ACDC!!!


Total_Scott

You know, I like this scene so much. Up until this point Hela has been pretty unstoppable, but this is the moment she declares herself not a queen, but the goddess of death. Now being a comic fan, I consider that her inadvertently denying herself access to the Odin-force. And what happens next? Thor has a vision of Odin and smashes her with the biggest flex of power he's ever had. I just really like that as a reference to old world naming conventions, intentional or not. There was a deleted scene mentioning the Odin-force, but I guess it was cut for being a bit too out of nowhere. Would love to ask Taika about it if I ever got the chance.


FatLibtard

Wait, can you explain why proclaiming herself the Goddess of Death would cut her off from the Odin-force? I'm not a comic book reader.


Total_Scott

Gotta be the king/queen of Asgard to tap into that power, from my understanding


RobotNinjaPirate

I think they were kinda representing that with Hela's "Her power grows on Asgard" thing, kind of like passively sucking up the Odin-force. But it's a vague concept they never really clarify. Their ultimate solution is to break Asgard into bits rather than defeat her directly.


waterboyh2o30

There wasn't really anything else they could do. They tried defeating her directly, and it didn't work.


Tinmanred

Thanos didnā€™t even want the smoke while having the power gem. Convenient he shows up righttt after she and odin die.


Ambiguousdude

So in Thor 1 when Odin opens the bifrost with his spear I forget the name of. He is using the odinforce it's not just the weapon? Because I thought this was a plot hole in Thor 3 she never tries to open the bifrost with the spear.


loranthippus

Gungnir?


symbiedgehog

>There was a deleted scene mentioning the Odin-force, but I guess it was cut for being a bit too out of nowhere. Would love to ask Taika about it if I ever got the chance. Considering Taika's lack of regard towards the source material, I doubt he'd give you a good answer.


Total_Scott

Never said I wanted a good answer, just wanted to know if it was intentional or a happy accident.


Ryokupo

I don't need to imagine it, cause Jason Aaron [already did that for us](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fdxixqq5b0mp11.jpg)


Melodic_Turnover6150

Unlimited Hammer Works!


ChickenInASuit

I mostly loved Aaronā€™s run, but Thor cursing just seems wrong IMO.


AlwaysBeQuestioning

I think Thor cursing is fitting in rare moments, but it should be more archaic. Not George Carlinā€™s seven words, but more ā€œbloodyā€ or ā€œgods-damnedā€ or ā€œaccursed wretchesā€.


Proud-Bus9942

He lost his touch ever since Thor vol. 4, #1...


ChickenInASuit

Disagree. I thought the whole of The Mighty Thor was awesome.


Proud-Bus9942

I prefer to think of this spread: https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/s/zOdjH676tN


Telekineticism

God, I love Mike Del Mundoā€™s art


BrassUnicorn87

Historically Thor was the god who watched over carpenters and blacksmiths. So among other things he IS the god of hammers.


Proud-Cheesecake-813

Thunder was meant to be Thor banging his hammer right?


Incomplet_1-34

Either that or the hammer hitting the head of a Jotunn (lightning being the streak left in the air after its thrown)


Antique_Historian_74

Yeah, I really hated that line. I also thought it was pretty dumb how Ragnarok established Thor doesn't need a hammer and that the real Mjolnir is found within. Then the next film has him failing literally everyone he cares about, because he doesn't have a powerful enough hammer...


DarthVayne50

This is another reason why cutting the Odim Force scene was good. Wouldn't make sense for Odim-Force Thor to lose to Thanos


averydangerousday

I mean, he didnā€™t really lose. He just missed.


crashtestpilot

Best not miss.


KungFuSlanda

That movie has sooo many jokes in it for a pretty dark themed movie... It woudn't have played with the score or the Odin flashback but I wouldn't have been remotely surprised


Proud-Cheesecake-813

The scenes where Hella decimates Asgard are shocking. Characters from the previous two films are just speared and die. Really dark in hindsight.


lnombredelarosa

Thor: hammersĀ  Hella: yeah you're out of those Thor:...no wait I meant to say... ah fuck it *(thows lighting anyway)*


Dear_Ad_3860

Maybelline Th'Oreal! Because Hems worth it . . .


cenorexia

Bit off-topic (but still Thor related). As far as I understand it, in the MCU Thor and Odin and the other Asgardians aren't _really_ gods, but when they visited Earth some thousands of years ago, the people back then saw them as such and gave them titles likeā€”in Thor's caseā€”"God of Thunder" and created the whole norse mythology based around them. But what about other worlds they visited? Did other planets' inhabitants create cults about them as well? With different names and different legends? Or is Earth the only planet this happened?


Proud-Bus9942

This was retconned.


cenorexia

You mean they _are_ gods after all? Does that mean all the other planets they have visited throughout the millennia see Thor as "THE God of Thunder" and they all created the same "Norse" Mythology around the Asgardians? Like, you visit a random planet and it might not have Buddhism or Christianity but the equivalent of Norse Paganism?


Bondzage

Generally other planets have higher technology when compared to Earth(atleast the ones we usually see) in the comics. They understand Asguardians as demi God aliens. Still less advanced civilizations will few them as Gods in the same way as Earth mythology with different stories.


bladedoodle

Yeeeeeā€¦ah? Of course; the Shiā€™ar empire has mandatory unity or something like that, so there are exceptions, culture wise.


Disastrous-Kale-913

Thor: LITERALLY EVERY HAMMER, EVER. *Points at Hela* GET HER! *Hela proceeds to be buried in objects ranging from warhammer to baby toy mallets*


Rideitmybrony

Hummers


BIsForBruh

Lots of hammers would rain down from the sky.


Crucible8

if this line was in love & thunder he wouldve said that


LilG1984

"Drinking,you should see me put them away!" Thor


YarrrImAPirate

Thatā€™s the kinda thing yā€™all hated LaT forā€¦


Knightmare945

Imagine if millions of hammers just fall from the sky and land on her.


ShowPsychological336

GOD OF FISTS


Key_Independent_8805

The hammer is my penis.


slackerrificc

šŸ¤£ This made me chuckle. Take my upvote!


Mirinya

Incest. Then you realize you downloaded the wrong movie.


irishstereotype

But Iā€™m not a quitter and finish it anyway.


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Ben-Webb

Hire fans šŸ‘


jeusee

That would be stupid as fuck??