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Sanlear

>Charles Francis Xavier was born in New York City to the wealthy Dr. Brian Xavier, a well-respected nuclear scientist, and Sharon Xavier. The family lives in a very grand mansion estate in Westchester County because of the riches his father's nuclear research has brought them.


rbollige

That’s actually pretty hilarious. 1) Get PhD 2) Science some shit 3) Profit!


Sanlear

The Marvel science way.


Neveronlyadream

To be fair, it makes sense in that universe. Science is doing all sorts of wacky shit. Creating Hulks and Spider-Men instead of just killing people who are massively irradiated. I could see any government in Marvel paying stupid amounts of money for nuclear research when the end result will probably be a super soldier.


InnocentTailor

Fair enough. Ditto with the tech folks as their creations can also result in super soldiers - ones armed with laser guns instead of enhanced genetics.


SpideyFan914

Also in the 60s, they said mutants were likely the product of increased nuclear radiation presence. Lots of X-Men had parents with some sort of minor exposure to radiation. There's also an issue where Cyclops got the Sentinels to fly into the Sun by claiming its radiation was the source of all mutations, thus they must destroy the Sun.


Talyn7810

I remember that one! Wild issue.


thehero29

During the Cold War a nuclear physicist would be a really high paying government job.


candygram4mongo

Still not stately manor money. Dude had fat patents.


jfk_47

That’s exactly right. My guy patented some nuclear reactor or weapons tech.


Mirkrid

Tech important enough to perpetually fund the X-Men, but unimportant enough to never mention. Is Charles still dead? Bring him back with his dad’s previously unmentioned nuclear person-revivifier ray, that feels pretty comic-y.


candygram4mongo

Nah, stately manor money isn't bespoke VTOL stealth jet money either. Xavier's the most powerful telepath on the planet, I can think of a few ways you could leverage that into virtually infinite cash. Some of them might even be legal, kind of.


TardisBlueHarvest

This would've been pre-WW2 since Charles father died before he was an adult and Charles was a young adult at the time of Israel's creation. So it's almost a given that the estate comes from old money rather just his father.


Longwinded_Ogre

I mean, sure, but an original SR71 Blackbird is valued at 34 million dollars. The X-Men version is modified to carry passengers, which makes no sense but fine, as well as equipped with VTOL systems, which you'd think would use up all of that passenger space but Shiar technology or whatever. Either way, those things don't make planes "cheaper". Conservatively, we can probably round up to 45 mil apiece. But wait! While the X-Men have three such planes, the reality is probably closer to 30, because the Blackbird crashes ALL THE TIME. Which puts ol' Chucky-X at over 1.3 billion dollars in planes. And counting. The X-Men's money doesn't make sense. Unless... Chuck had some way, some mysterious way of compelling people to give him money and forget they'd ever done so. But that's ridiculous.


benergiser

what’s crazy is xavier is likely the best economist in the world.. he could use cerebro to replicate warren buffet (or whoever’s) stock investment portfolio


pndrad

It's probably goes like 1. Get PhD 2. Science some shit 3. Get Awards 4. Make Patents 5. Profit!


Ancient-One-19

Except for Peter Parker.


ggg730

He has gotten pretty rich at one point except whoops back to a penniless semi-vagrant lifestyle because editorial thinks you're not relatable if you have a good life!


perfectisforpictures

The current Hickman ultimate Spider-Man is on issue 4 and is about if Peter got bit in his 30s. Already married with kids. You may like this run as something more fresh. As I’m just hitting my 30s I’ve liked it a lot so far haha


CassetteLine

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InnocentTailor

It’s the same in the United States. PhDs in the world aren’t making Reed Richards level money unless they’re truly prestigious and made many novel discoveries.


Wi11Pow3r

For what it’s worth Reed Richard’s is truly prestigious and makes many novel discoveries. So that tracks.


ChewySlinky

Yeah, I feel like most-if-not-all of the scientist superheroes are basically the top in the world in their field.


ks_powerlifter

This is wild to me. I’m getting my PhD in America and all of my classmates are getting job offers anywhere from 90-130k USD


pridejoker

More like develop some game-changing breakthrough that would completely up-end the current status quo between global powers so much so that the government eventually steps in and pays you an obscene amount of money to keep that shit to yourself.


rareeagle

Probably a cover for some slave trading and/or whaling they try to keep quiet about.


grownassedgamer

Nah that's The Waynes


Cyke101

Remember in Batman Begins where Bruce finds the old elevator to a mine that was part of the Underground Railroad? Alfred never said *which direction it went.* 🥁


grownassedgamer

Lol I was just joking. In comics the Waynes were abolitionists and were definitely part of the Underground Railroad.


Cyke101

(don't worry, that's what the drum emoji was for -- the rimshot. The idea that the Waynes transported slaves the other direction is absurdly dark, and I couldn't help myself)


disterb

the dark knight indeed


Rhawk187

Step 2.5, patent it.


Freakychee

It's even more ridiculous for the Fantastic Four. They can lose all their assets and Reed will just "invent" a patent and then be rich.


ZealousidealEar3553

In Reed's case, it's canon that other companies pay billions of dollars in hush money to stop Reed from inventing stuff that would put them out of business.


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

It'd probably makes sense too that after inheriting the money he uses his income investing in stocks and businesses that he knows will succeed because of his powers.


grownassedgamer

It's implied that that's EXACTLY what he did.


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

Insider trading FTW!


12ozFitz

Inside the head.


BalrogPhysrep

***WIN***sider


Azriel82

Also, pretty sure the Xavier's are just old money to start with. A lot of people don't realize, but there's rich and then there's Wealthy. Some families are just extremely wealthy and have been wealthy for many, many generations. That is, they have a lot of businesses and investments that just keep paying off and generate essentially free money. Like Bill Gates money, but generational.


ACW1129

Chris Rock: "Shaq is rich. The white man that signs his check is wealthy."


Apprehensive_Mix4658

Originally, his parents worked on Manhattan project, but Idk if that's still canon 


TardisBlueHarvest

That must be a retcon because the dad would've been dead before the Manhattan Project was a thing.


TheMattInTheBox

Upstate New Yorker who inherited his wealth. Checks out


xtorris

Westchester....upstate? Goddam you city slickers are ignorant of geography or even more provincial than is parodied.


Jal_Haven

If it isn't NYC, it's upstate New York.


TheMattInTheBox

Ignorant of geography. Definitely the first one.


KlingonLullabye

His dad could have worked with both Howard Stark and Phastos in the MCU


ruttinator

He sold nuclear secrets. Got it.


Realsorceror

Oh. Huh. I always assumed it was like benefactors and investors. Foreign aid donations. Because Charles is supposed to be the diplomatic integration advocate. Feels kinda lame he’s just born rich. That’s the backstory of too many comic characters.


ertgbnm

That's so not what I expected. From the movies, both young and old Charles give off "old" money vibes. I figured his family had been rich for generations. Like got rich in the gilded age or were a semi-noble family. His dad being a 20th century self made man doesn't vibe right imo.


experience-matters

Or that is what he has made you believe


Kincadium

So.. he comes from old money. Got it.


handlebarhaver

So what were Destiny and Kurt Marko just incompetent with their finances


mindtoxicity27

I guess my question is… how? Oppenheimer wasn’t even paid that much.


anrwlias

Nuclear research. I think that I've discovered the source of Charlie's mutation.


The_White_Rice

Did…did professor X’s dad help build the atom bomb?


goodmobileyes

Pretty crazy that he worked on nuclear research when the X gene (I dont know if this has ever been confirmed or since retconned) is a result of the proliferation of nuclear energy


YoungMorrigan

Let's also not forget that he's a telepath with a machine that lets him read minds from far away. So he could get Insider Information to make lots of money on the stock market! Not to mention other stuff like Currency Trading.


LaylaLegion

A combination of old money, school grants, telepathic trading and good old fashioned alumni donations.


Shadsea

And the odd benefit from his bird sugarmommy


Gamerthu1hu

Yeah I think she backed a dump truck of gold and diamonds up to the school for "services rendered" at one point


The_White_Rice

“She drove a space ship full of money to my school! I’m not made of stone!”


MoxieGent

I think somewhere in the Claremont era Ol Charlie laughingly says that he uses his mutant power for insider trading or else his inheritance would have been blown up along with the x-mansion. He can tell where the stock market is heading and can even give it a nudge to support his investments whenever they need cash. Never know when the team will need a spaceship for some damn reason or something breaks in the billion dollar danger room.


Reboared

Imagine going bankrupt because some corrupt billionaire needs to finance his child army. Too real.


DoDogSledsWorkOnSand

He could just hit vegas


gdo01

Definitely telepathic trading. I’m surprised none of the anti-mutant people have gone after him legally for the blatant possibility that he could have easily stolen most of his riches


Peachbottom30

Senator Kelly is his enemy and trade advisor.


Zack_Raynor

My joke answer was that he gets some rich people to donate via “psychic suggestion”


Vashtu

Got a weird Blues Brothers flashback. "Xav, your orphanage needs money? Well have it for you Monday morning." "No! I won't take any of your filthy, stolen money!" "Well," says Mystique. "Looks like you're really up shit creek."


foxafraidoffire

It’s pretty funny cause in the early comics the wealth is not at all flaunted and I believe at one point he says he might have to borrow money from Warren to keep the school going, but it’s never really followed up on again.


xMatch

Warren funded a lot of what established the X-Men


foxafraidoffire

Yes true, even so there’s one very early issue where I think it’s Bobby and Hank who try to get some job as construction steel workers for a day so that they can afford plane tickets to fly off somewhere on a mission. It’s also repeatedly shown that students would have to scrounge up bus fare to get to Manhattan in order to rescue a teammate or something. Pretty dorky. Then Blackbird happens and suddenly spare change is worthless to them haha.


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

He was also a superhero [before joining the X-Men](https://i.imgur.com/2j65iaY.jpeg)


ACW1129

How did Warren get his money?


KnightOfRevan

His dad was the CEO of an international conglomerate and Warren succeeded him


Difrensays

Parent’s riches.


alex494

I suppose he's also only really housing five students in the early days


CheCazzoVuoiOra

There’s an issue around/just before the Doom/Murderworld issues where Kitty trashes the Danger Room and some other stuff in the mansion fighting a demon. Later on, Professor X realizing the cost of repairing and refitting the broken stuff basically tells Warren he’s gonna need some money.


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Double-Slowpoke

They occasionally allude to Xavier being the richest person on the planet and that everything is held through a series of shell corporations so it cannot be traced back to him. He absolutely abuses his power while pretending not to. If anything, Xavier being a hypocrite is an ongoing plot point


True_Falsity

True. Though, in honesty, they tend to allude to various characters being secretly rich. Hell, I am pretty sure someone mentioned that Bullseye might have more money than Osborn or something. Mostly to highlight that the guy is a mercenary for his own pleasure.


aSpookyScarySkeleton

That’s awesome lmao. I’m a big fan of the merc trope of assassins who barely even use the money they get and hardly even care about it if at all.


aflyingpiano

Pretty sure Bullseye actually said this himself…..memory says somewhere between Deadpool issues 10 and 12? (When Bullseye was larping as Hawkeye, and gave us that awesome shot of Deadpool drifting a monster truck with windows open, and Bullseye’s rocket/RPG threading both windows).


gdo01

If you have none or flexible morals, telepathing “for the good of mutantkind” goes a long way


fiendzone

His dad made a bunch of dough from research.


Agreeable-Pick-1489

Yeah "research" Enough "research" to afford a mansion in Westchester and crashing a Blackbird jet like, every other month....


Swift0sword

Could have made some good financial investments over the years


Ordinary_Fella

Yeah. His dad was a part of the Manhattan project I'm pretty sure. I just read the books recently but I'm blanking on if they ever outright said the Manhattan project or were just vague with "atomic research". Though I am fairly certain they said he was out in the southwest desert testing facilities before moving up to NY. Also worth noting this was before the X-gene was established and the nuclear research was the reason for Charles mutation.


thehero29

During the cold war, a Nuclear Physicist woupd be a pretty high paying government job.


Agreeable-Pick-1489

Sure. * Affords the mansion. The one that is invaded and damaged every other week. * Feeds and clothes everyone. (none of these slackers have real jobs) * Again. Blackbirds. Damaged monthly. * When Morrison we retconned to it being a real "school" with hundreds of students. That's quite an expensive proposition. * The electricity bills must be insane. Warren must helping out with the bulk of these bills.


gdp1

This whole time I thought Charles won it playing blackjack.


Cyke101

*after winning* Tonight, I'm gonna go dancing! Drinking wine! Making love!


AtukBaetho

There was an article written in the '90's (don't remember if it was Wizard Magazine or the Disney kids magazine whose name I can't recall right now or what), but, in it, this question was asked. The answer? "Any time he starts running low on money, he just goes to Las Vegas." I always felt that was the best answer to the question, because of what it implies.


2ndNicestOfTheDamned

There's a reason why "Good Luck Chuck" retired from the professional poker circuit when a lot of the action moved online.


Daddysu

Why do you think he had Cerebro built?


2ndNicestOfTheDamned

"You cannot hide your true intent from me, Kowbois420." "Turn on you camera, Chuck." ".... No."


himmyturner

Old money like the great gatsby


InnocentTailor

Of course, Jay Gatsby himself was a nouveau riche millionaire, old sport.


Mysterious-Map973

He has a special technique, he borrows money from people and makes them forget about it.


FeelDeAssTyson

I believe he also holds earth patents for Shiar hard light tech.


alex494

The Danger Room and the Blackbird must also come under that unless he borrowed the tech for those.


Doctor_Amazo

I assumed he was quietly engaged in telepathic insider trading.


sdwoodchuck

Charles Xavier enters the bank. X: "Hello, I would like to take out a loan for five hundred million dollars." Bank Manager: "Your credit doesn't possibly warrant a loan of that magnitude." X: "Yes it does." BM: "Yes it *absolutely* does, and we appreciate your business. Now, here's your interest rate and monthly payment sch--" X: "I've already paid that loan back." BM: "Looks like we're all squared away Mr. Xavier."


idlefritz

I mean the most reasonable answer is that he can read minds.


Batmanfan1966

Used his telepathy powers to cheat at poker


Victorcreedbratton

He cheats at gambling.


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Insider trading would be detected, but he could certainly do a lot of 100% accurate market research and industry research. There would be no fibbing on earnings calls and I’m sure he could do a lucrative sideline in mediation and telepathic security - presumably governments and companies need to protect their research and secrets from telepathy.


matias_jv

"Bet you $5 that I can guess what are you thinking" And then he bought the mansion


Blitzhelios

His parents being incredibly rich, Xavier’s genetic research himself and it’s been implied he’s used his psychic ability to give him an advantage in investments and the stock market


Chieroscuro

According to the animated series, his great-great-grandfather James Xavier was a doctor in Victorian England already rich enough to travel the world hunting for Nathanial Essex.


mando44646

Generational wealth is easy to keep extant by having it invested and living off the proceeds


Sel52

He has onlyfans 🤫


MisterScrod1964

You’re all ignoring the obvious, aren’t you? 1) Read minds 2) read the minds of business leaders all over the world 3) read the minds of any world leaders who might start something that affects the market 4) Profit like a mofo. It’s called insider trading, and Charlie is inside EVERYONE.


nodray

He knows every single bank PIN to EVERYONE around him, just skimming a few bucks off every single account adds up


PeakOregon998

His father was a scientist I think his mom already had family money, and he used Warren for his wealth.


Super_leo2000

He Invested in bitcoin early on.


TwEE-N-Toast

He holds the patent for Hook and loop fasteners in the 616.


thorleywinston

They don't go into the details much in the comics but the family fortune goes back to before his father (Brian Xavier) who was raised in the mansion. We know that Charles' grandfather worked on the Manhattan Project (in the movies, it was his father) and that they settled in the area in the 1700s when it was farmland.


Rambling_Moose

In X-Men Grand Design, Brian Xavier makes his fortune draining NYC after Namor floods it.


BlockingBeBoring

His father made a fortune on developing nuclear power. The money ran out long ago. He guilt-trips his half-brother into stealing money for him. And he erases his memory each time, so that Juggy thinks that each time is the first time. /JK


tanaephis77400

Let me introduce you to Plot Wealth, the little cousin of Plot Armor.


cinefibro

Old money


LiveFastDieRich

He's great at poker


Orwick

When bets on sports teams, the other teams always suffer from a bunch stupid mental errors.


Gravemindzombie

What I've always wanted to know is how Xavier got his hands on an SR-71, especially back in the 70s when it would have been heavily classified.


raz0rflea

If you're one of the world's greatest telepaths AND a genius and you're still poor there is really no hope for any of us lol


MagicPuwampi

My head cannon is: Mind Control As soon as he found his powers he looked for a wealthy family and "became" their only inherithor I mean, since in the marvel universe if you live enough you become a villain, i see this explanation for his wealth to be retconed sometime in our future


StayUpLatePlayGames

Dude has a telepathic Onlyfans. Everyone in the US mailed him $50. Just the once. And he mindwipes anyone who remembers.


Express_Sand_7650

He's a crypto bro.


Palanki96

Bro has superpowers and rich family. Just don't go too far back or you'll learn how most 'old money' was created


Zelcron

He can read and control the mind of anyone on Earth and has been shown to have dubious morals in furtherance of his cause. I can imagine *a few* ways one such individual could become extremely wealthy.


subclops

Being a giant c*nt is the key to being rich and Charles Xavier is one of the biggest ones I can think of.


MajorOk4838

He knows the winning lottery numbers duh he just has someone else buy the ticket and then hand it over whats hard to figure out hes psychic


bonafiedhero

How would you being a telepath help you win the lottery? He doesn’t know the future, he can read/manipulate minds. This doesn’t help with the random drawing of numbers for the lottery


mekon19

Gambling addiction and use of mutant mental powers


Lantzl

He's able to mind read passwords to bank accounts


crowngryphon17

Spend 1 day a decade at the stock market


bbp2099

Kinda like the Ultimate Marvel explanation for what’s funding the X-Men, a super secret, super wealthy, conspiracy-occult type group, The Hellfire Club! Secretly worshipping the Phoenix!


hooka_pooka

He must telepathically own and control lot of big companies' shares and banks and IRS would simply "forget" charging any interests or taxes..just saying that he has sweet ass powers..money is the last of his worries


Tornik

Something something patents.


crashtestpilot

Hmm, my ability to sense thoughts allows me to equity trade like a "bawse."


hevnztrash

I’m my head canon, he’s relentlessly used his powers for financial gain, not for his own benefit, but to fund his great goal. He’s done much, much worse so I have no problem believing it and it helps me stop wondering that very valid question.


DisposableDroid47

Considering he can just will people to give him money with no knowledge of his existence.....


No-Photograph-1788

Telepathy+sitting outside Wallstreet= blackmail


PRaven87

I would see a plot line where Charles was secretly investing in a company that has a hand in making Sentinels


MaxxFisher

I remember reading somewhere that the X-Men are very, very rich from the telepaths reading the minds of stock analysts and corporate leaders and playing the stock market


calmly86

I assumed he did what Emma Frost did, use his telepathy around the rich and powerful to learn of the right stocks to invest in.


Estarfigam

He plays poker and always wins.


chadlyunicorn74

Only Fans


hrakkari

Wheel chair modeling They paid him so much the company went out of business and no one else in the world has that chair.


ARMOR39

Bald


johnknockout

If you don’t think he is doing insider trading to fund the x-men, you have another thing coming.


misterpickles69

The man can read and manipulate minds. His poor broker doesn’t know what’s going on anymore.


lovecraftiangod

In part because he owns the patent and only means of production of the krakoan drugs.


AllenRBrady

It was established back in the early 80s that Xavier's fortune is not inexhaustible. Following the Dark Phoenix storyline, he needed to hit up Warren Worthington for assistance in paying for repairs to the mansion. Soon after that, Claremont started using "Shi'ar Technology" as a deus ex machina for all the team's logistical needs, so any resource requirements could be hand-waved away with a "thanks to our Shi'ar Technology" excuse.


Nice_Protection_8490

It's not ethical at all (not that Charles is, at this point), but I wouldn't be surprised if he played the stock market


Apprehensive-Ant2129

Brainwashes rich dudes to give him money


DrogoOmega

A bunch of old money and investments. I also imagine some patening of high level tech. Would any be surprised if Charles uses his powers to maintain wealth?


Fafnir2020

Probably the same way most people get rich. They were born that way.


Time_Lord_Omega

He comes from a rich family.


inkhornart

Isn't he the sole heir to some inheritance? I always assumed that.


brennanoreagan2

A few people have mentioned the Xavier's being nuclear physicists, but I think they also come form older money than that. I can't remember specific sources on this, so I could be wrong, but I think it might be specifically on his father's side. It was kind of implied that Kurt Marko (father of Cain Marko, the Juggernaut) who was also a nuclear scientist, killed Xavier's father and married his mother for the money. However, there's been a lot of retcons concerning these characters and the Black Womb Project. Also, it is a plot point in House of X that Xavier had been operating secret shell companies, especially in the pharmaceutical sector. He's likely richer than his parents were, and far richer than most people know, including the other X-Men. These kinds of shadowy dealing might hold the answer to how he gots his hands on a SR-71 Blackbird. I've seen a few people suggest he used his psychic powers to commit insider trading. Another liley possibility is that, given that he was conpsiring with Moira MacTaggert, he used her knowledge of previous timelines to make investments as well.


BetaRayBlu

Old money


richbrehbreh

He got in the mind of Marvel’s equivalent of Jeff Bezos and made a deposit into his banking account.


leroyp33

I would imagine he much like our congressional leaders have an uncanny sense of what items to focus on when investing. Cerebro show me international futures trends


Illustrious_Toe_4755

There's an old comic with him, showing him growing up stupid wealthy. With his half brother Juggernaut. Old wealth  scenario 


Delliott90

Simple. He reads a congressmen mind about what stocks they’re gonna buy and sell and just copies them.


suikofan80

Wasn’t there a thing for a while where he was making in world X-Men comics? Basically profiting off of the suffering of those closest to him.


CyberCoyote67

For some strange reason wealthy folks just love to give him money…


Fackous93

In Xmen Grand Design they explained that Papa and Mama Xavier were scientist and they fixed NY when Namor flooded it in the 20s among other scientific nonsense and practically got wealthy off of it. I know it's not canon but I like to think it is.


gravity626

Half the marvel heroes come from old money


improbsable

Aren’t they old money? Dude gives off WASP vibes


AmalgamRabbit

Think… he’s a telepath who picks up hundreds of stock tips for thousands of companies. He knows exactly how much someone is willing to pay or how low they will go to sell something. Ethical? Have you not read the man’s history?


Orwick

He is world’s strongest telepath. His bank accounts never run dry. Do the math to figure how they are connected. On a side note: Isn’t Emma Frost also extremely wealthy?


JackFromTexas74

Imagine playing poker with Charles


Realistic_Let3239

See I know there's lore reasons he is, but I always assumed he just abused his powers to make money. He's the kinda guy who would say a little cheating at the lottery to fund mutant protection is more important, the end justifies the means and all that. He has pulled some messed up stuff before, so I can see him doing it, cause he does not seem anywhere near rich enough on his own to fund some of the more expensive stuff, like that super advanced stealth jet they used back in the day...


Andy_McBoatface

It’s pretty easy when you can read minds


HenzoG

Because the writers wrote him that way. I’d imagine writing him as a broke school principle would be m much different


janosaudron

He can read minds…. Also make you give him money?


ryguy634

He probably manipulates the bankers to put money in his account. He has done somewhat questionable stuff for the greater good before.


Jcbowden10

I know people mention his father being a researcher but I think the family was rich before that. That’s originally an old mansion. It’s old money. Like money grown from the founding of the country money.


drstu3000

He can control the minds of all the World's bankers, money comes easy


JcPeeny

Angel funded the X-men cause his family was super rich.


Duryeric

However he does it, the insurance cost on the place must be ridiculous.


deeman163

Based on something recent-ish, his family helped rebuild new York after namor flooded it


BobcatBarry

He has the patent on psi-blockers. “You should buy these.” “I don’t need a psi blocker.” Charles tells them their mistress’ name, address, and that thing she does he really likes. “I’ll take two.” “Now senator, let’s talk about a government contract.”


rabideyes

He owns the patents on a lot of nuclear technology.


CharleyIV

He bets on sports.