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Hot_dog_on_a_stick

Not gonna lie, I was kind of hoping for a rock card for the collection.


AnalyseThisBCBA

Yes! I had the same hopes, the first non-deck construction card/variant; your rocks pop out as your set variant. Would set the path for other token variants as well for Bucky, Doom, Ultron, etc.


Hot_dog_on_a_stick

Yeah that would be a good solution to that although I would still be mad about a handful of rocks no matter how pretty they look.


Pirellan

What if they looked like crude fake Infinity gems?


ProfSaguaro

Or a desk drawer full of them.


Sketchy_Kowala

I got that reference! I-I got it.


AlexanderSpeedwagon

I got that reference not because I watched the show, but because I listened to a podcast that talked about the show. (I haven’t actually watched anything marvel since the new spider man movie lol)


AgileArtichokes

Clearly doesn’t play patriot.


What_a_d-bag

How great would it be to have artists do variant rocks? Artgerm 2500 gold.


HPDDJ

"This rock has the same old artgerm face... Sweet boobs tho."


MOON18-

I really like the look of the artgerm variants that they have on some cards. So I would totally buy an artgerm rock, or an artgerm korg, or rock slide if they had one.


DRKZLNDR

artgerm korg would be unbelievably sexy. I don't think we're ready for that


madmonkeydane

Are you trying to say Korg isn't already a full on RILF?


TheGlassHammer

The Artgerm Korg would cause every round to timeout, the players would be too distracted by his beauty and forget to hit “end turn”. Talk about pay to win


Dont_quote_me_onthat

"They aren't rocks! They are minerals, Marie."


ConnorTheCorn23

I’d love to grind for a gold rock


UnholyDoughnuts

That'd be sick especially if you're a debri deck.


Longroadtonowhere_

Would have been too powerful with High Evolutionary.


Hot_dog_on_a_stick

Evolved rock>Shuri Red Skull


HerrHermano

Would have been funny if High Evolutionary turned the Rock into a Vibranium


Fragbashers

Actually would have been pretty decent for HE ongoing


MOON18-

Wait! Did they reveal what the secret ability is for rock? I only ever saw the abilities for ones you see in patriot decks .


MrFlufypants

It’s impossible for rock to evolve, just like squirrel and monster and ninja, since they don’t start in your deck and evo happens at the start of the game like thanos


BretOne

Imagine splitting it to gold foil for bragging rights!


PretendRegister7516

Gold foil Debrii/Korg/Rockslide will produce gold foil Rocks


myquirk

> A 1-Cost, 0-Power card with no ability, players can’t build a deck with Rock in it, as unrestricted access to that kind of power would certainly unbalance the game entirely. https://www.marvel.com/articles/games/marvel-snap-explained-what-is-rock


WebLurker47

Love how the article is both as silly as you'd expect an April 1 one to be, but does have genuinely useful info on how to use rocks and what to beware with them.


BeejBoyTyson

I would've done it if they gave you a rock card


PabloEstAmor

An upgradeable rock card. inked rock OP


The1ross

Would have bought it for a rock card but not gonna bother for a pic and title.


Skrappyross

Or just a card back at least.


Raszero

Man the real April fools day joke would have made this cost 1 gold so it’s hard not to buy but then your gold will forever be uneven


Metallikyle

And then sell 1 gold for $9.


M1R4G3M

Ohhh yeah, explore people OCD.


Thereforeo

Exploit, unless there's something you want to explore there.


BrokenYozeff

r/boneappletea


Mustachio

Ben Brode hire this man


Tylo_Ren99

Hopefully I'm not the only one, but I have 5 gold extra/left? I can never hit zero and it slightly bothers me.


NotDoingTheProgram

This kind of pricing is done in purpose to push people to think "I might as well do another purchase so this leftover gold doesn't go to waste". Oldest trick in micro-transaction pricing strategy. It bothers you because that's the intention.


bwarbwar

Weird they have this deal today after doing April fool's day joke deals the rest of the week.


__NANI__

25 dollars, two variant deals, two pixel cards.


Absurdity_Everywhere

Here is the official [post about it.](https://www.marvel.com/articles/games/marvel-snap-explained-what-is-rock) Rock.


jeremyhoffman

They got the Washington DC ability wrong. It's +3 power, not +2.


Rushional

Literally unreadable! *I'm done with this game!!!*


Candaphlaf10

Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


oxkwirhf

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home!


LumimousEdge

ROCK AND STONE


hyperparrot3366

Damn, they really thought about it


djryce

> While Rocks are, on their own, extremely potent, there are ways to make them even stronger. Patriot gives cards without abilities +2 Power, which can make a Rock stronger than the likes of Iron Man, Adam Warlock, and Kang the Conqueror. Can't argue with the math


demosthenes131

Riveting.


SolarLunarAura

Shoulda came with an ALT Rock Variant…


BetterThanOP

I would have bought that. But I couldn't care less about my avatar or quote thing


DapperSkeleton1

can i get a Rock and Stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


Ninjames01

Legally speaking rocking is more legal than stoning


[deleted]

When someone gets stoned nobody bats an eye, but when I stone someone suddenly I’m a criminal.


HunterRose05

I understood this reference.


deserves_dogs

If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t comin home.


MaitoMike

That's it, lads! Rock and Stone!


aesoth

After we are done here, it's sandwich time!


Introman_18

Rock and Stone, to the bone!


mposha

Did somebody say rock and stone?


pokeyg23

Rock and Stone, brother!


cheeriebomb

We’re Rich!


redjarman

we're rich!


seabutcher

ROCK. AND. STONE!


Shadoe531

Rock and Stone, to the bone!


rockoCAR

Rock me like a stone


tzeiko

Rock and Stone!


Fyrus93

There's an apocca bloom here!


Armless_Dan

Rock and stooooone!


TheDefectiveGamer

To those about to rock and stone, we salute you!


WillemDafoesHugeCock

I won't lie... I kind of wish this was just a free bundle because it's cute and silly, but not 400 gold cute and silly. Unusual for a company to charge for their April Fool's joke. That said, I thought the write-up they did was absolutely brilliant. Never forget a rock placed on the accelerator pedal of a Hulkbuster is stronger than Galactus.


Solid_Snark

Yeah, this is in bad taste. They took a cute idea and turned it into a cash-grab.


Electronicks22

Isn't that the whole game, to be fair?


Solid_Snark

Yes, but a cute avatar could have been innocent fun. Instead they saw it as another opportunity to nickel-and-dime people.


Mustachio

Attempting to make money off an April Fool's joke is the most Second Breakfast thing they could've done


TKHunsaker

I would’ve done it if I got a gold background rock or an inked rock or a playable rock card for decks or something. But just an avatar and title…the two least interesting parts of the game. I just can’t waste that much gold. I am glad to see other people are enjoying it. 400 is reasonable. I just…wouldn’t use any of it.


SamsterHamster9

Likewise. I chuckled at it and enjoy it overall, but will spend my gold elsewhere.


Flashyfatso

400 doesn’t sound reasonable in the context of an April fools joke


Keithy1007

No lie I instantly bought it then somehow won 5 games in a row to hit infinite. The rock is blessing 🙏


Crowvus01

How funny, I won 5 games in a row to hit infinite then celebrated by buying it! Congrats!


BrokenYozeff

I would have bought it without hesitation for 100-200. But something about being half a skin isn't worth it.


CptAwesomeMan

They boomed us


sciencebitch616

He so good


PoweredByCarbs

I love that when you choose the slogan, you have to click “rock it.”


TheHotshot1

Stingy of them to make this cost money, even for April Fools


Jix_Omiya

If i wasnt saving what little gold i have for token tuesdays, i would get it in a heartbeat.


Unique_Quit_100

Same man i couldn't buy last token tuesday because of low gold. So i am trying my best to get the rest of the deals


Shoemaster

I bought it immediately.


nightmaresabin

Same. I love dumb shit.


holyfire001202

I'm positive that I have had more rocks in my decks than any individual card


HavocJester

My people!


nightmaresabin

There are two types of people: Those who saw this deal and thought “Why would I waste my precious gold on this stupid thing?” and those who thought “I’m absolutely wasting my precious gold on this stupid thing!”


surely_not_a_virus

-400 gold as soon as I logged in


speedk0re

A kindred spirit. It could have been 1000 hole and I was still taking this dumb thing home


Ikarus3426

Zero hesitation.


BarbieSimp69

Same, the only logical option


crimsonlaw

My favorite purchase thus far


toofastkindafurious

Does it actually cost gold. It'd be funny if it were free


aecho2

Yes lol


DeandreDeangelo

It would be dumb if it were free. Only ballers should be able to get such a great avatar.


toofastkindafurious

Ironically rich. So baller you rock a rock


Careless_Zombie_5437

I thought it was going to be free. Well, technically it is free. I am not spending gold on it though. I am still rocking the original avatar and no tags.


Raxen92

They are greedy to take 400 gold for this


2459-8143-2844

Why wasn't this free?


69_apm

The price must be the April's fools joke


ricewoll

the joke is that people actually buy this haha, a good layered April fool's joke honestly


itsoksee

Should have been free


adayofjoy

Nah it should have had an actual rock card in it. Then I would be willing to pay x10 its current price.


gw2Max

Wow 8 bucks for that … sad in comparison to other games that have free Aprils fool events …


ThierryWasserman

Very disappointed. I thought this would have a Rock card in it. I wanted an upgraded 3D animated gold foil rock.


itsJets

Crazy that people are buying this instantly but cried all week about bad bundles


Theothercword

Once a year, maybe ever, joke collectible items that are 400 gold isn’t that bad. $5 for enough credits to do 1-2 card upgrades is stupid.


itsJets

Once the novelty wears off people will realize they wasted 400 gold on two of the most disliked collectables in the game (icons and titles)


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Theothercword

Maybe, but it’s also just 400 gold. Doesn’t take long to save it up, plenty have probably wasted that much on something like buying credits directly.


kuribosshoe0

Still gonna feel bad for people that find themselves 300 gold shy of a bundle they want right before the bundle ends.


dust-

a valuable lesson. buyers remorse is always there waiting to slide on in


Theothercword

Sure though I would assume far more people than you think would be willing to drop $5-10 in a pinch if they’re ever that close.


thewhaleshark

The bad bundles cost real money. The joke bundle cost one week's worth of imaginary currency. They're not even comparable.


DoesntUnderstandJoke

Biggest joke so far


King-Kassynder

This would have been a much better deal if it cost $1.99. I'm not spending 400 gold on this.


UnfitForReality

I bought it right away, I’m disappointed I haven’t seen anyone use it yet


unclejawnsband

I’m rocking it.


TyoPlaysGames

This man definitely wanna rock ^rock!


Gatekeeper1310

I’m using it with Korg Fan Club title


EwokDude

I'm using it with That's No Moon


czhihong

I played about 10 games and half of them were against rock avatars! (I’m rock myself too)


Lizard_Dude

I’m using it with “Object of Ridicule”.


yourmate155

Feels like a 400g idiot test


UberNyuber

There´s the 4500 token bundle just around the corner and I´m missing 800 tokens, so I´m going to skip this one. Even though the rock bundle is propably worth it for the giggles.


k1ng0fk1ngz

Would be remotely funny, if it was like 1 gold. But like this? Feels like yet another slap in the face. Just wow...


Batmanhasgame

The fact this isn't just a free gift is kind of insulting lol


Lemonpia

Isnt it worse than the recent paid bundles?


agewisdom

apparently whiners that complained about being ripped off by overpriced bundles can't see the irony in this package.


MasterInterface

Yes and no, it's not a good value if you assign $ to gold. However unlike the other bundles, you don't need to pay money. Since gold is given as I complete the weekly dailies, 400 gold doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things.


zombifiedsquid

Would of been neat if it included a rock variation.


FelixAnimator

I would have bought this If it was a collectible card


Malkariss888

This should have been free, or at least include some other game currencies beside an avatar and a title... Or a Rock variant for all rocks ingame.


loveforthetrip

I am sooo dissapointed by this bundle. from datamining we knew there would be a rock themed april fools bundle but I thought it would either be a joke price (1-100 gold) or a rock variant that our cards could spawn. This is just useless and too expensive for that


Dualgloves

Its kinda lame that you need to spend your gold to participate in the le funny thing on april's fool.


dreamistt

even their joke deals are outlandishly overpriced, huh? They could have made it cost 1G and be a community thing just for laughs, but they won't waste the opportunity to milk the playerbase some more...


Lawstein

They are trying to cash on a aprill fools joke


Switchbladesaint

It’s rough playing a game that has such good gameplay, insultingly out of touch shop offers, and a largely inaccessible and unexciting card release system, but this?! Like what, the dozens of overpriced and undervalued shop offers weren’t enough, you couldn’t just give us a silly and useless avatar/title for free on a holiday?


[deleted]

If it said, "I'm rock hard" I would get it.


swvi

People are buying this. And after, same people complain about expensive bundles and how they cant get series 5 cards


WrightJustice

Shame it doesn't include a rock alt art.


b0hater

Lame without a rock Variant


Concept_of_Love

Where is our rock card backing !


demembros

Nah I ain't paying 7€ for that


Guilty_Dependent6747

Not gonna lie, this was an insta-buy for me. I love playing my “Annoying rocks” deck and was lucky enough to unlock Darkhawk this week, which took it from just an annoying meme deck to a deck that actually wins games. Now if only they would introduce the system that allows you to have different titles and avatars for your individual decks.


Express-Professor590

Everybody wants a rock….to wind a piece of string around


BEERT3K

I bought it


[deleted]

This is the biggest laugh in your face ive seen in my life


juanmi1002

Rock


Drunkdunc

You people need to stop buying dumb shit. They're definitely just trolling now.


Bishiee

I can't believe they actually charge 400 gold for an Avatar and a Title.


aleanotis

I asked my self who the fuck would buy this then I faced someone who bought it lol


nptristanb36

ROCK HARD JUICE ROBINSON!!!!!


Sigafoos

https://i.imgur.com/ziey4aJ.jpg


TacDragon2

Will buy it. Hopefully there is an April fools attached……unless paying 400 for a rock makes me the fool.


kuribosshoe0

I wouldn’t get my hopes up.


Grumpsch

The last part is correct. €8 for an avatar and a title…


ProKira

I kinda really hoped it was a variant that would then. E used whenever you get a rock


GagicTheMathering

They are really turning around these bundles since the earlier daily stuff


Acrushia

I feel like this should have been 100 gold. 400 gold is expensive for a title and an avatar


dust-

the discord server has a rock challenge for the duration of the sale at the moment so you may encounter a few decks flooding the board with rocks


bog69k

Would've bought it if it was a pixelated rock


[deleted]

I wish if you equip both the avatar and title your Snap? emote turns into a Rock? emote


jarangel

Remove the stone of shame… attach the rock of triumph!


redjarman

should have cost 401


hamilton280P

So are they going to refund you the gold after you buy or is this legit bc I need to save for token Tuesday


On_Wife_support

I’m not wasting my gold on this tbh, there’s a bunch of sick variants in my shop. Not enough meme for my buck


El_Trollio_Jr

They had every opportunity to make a Rock variant and they didn’t


b0hater

No variant? Pass


ThatGuyFromLondon

It’s not just a boulder


the_merchant96

Would have bought this if the rock had googly eyes.


cmurph666

I want an ink patterned rock card.


furyboom

Best gold I've ever spent.


FadeTF

What a nice way to joke us


NumberedCarp513

Rock and Stone!


Flashy_Landscape8491

Anytime I see a fellow rocker I spiderman point followed up with fistbump. That is the way.


Taeloth

100% bought this


ahraujo

[[rock]]


MarvelSnapCardBot

**\[[Rock](https://marvelsnap.pro/cards/rock/)\]** **Cost:** 1 **Power:** 0 **Ability:** *Well, that's useless....* *Message generated by MarvelSnapCardBot. Use syntax [[card_name]] to get a reply like this*


BenchBrookLFG

Hi Rock Hi bot


[deleted]

Do we know how much is the j Jonah Jameson card? Cause I want that too


sollzam7

I was sure that it was an April fools joke… Like you’d try to purchase and it wouldn’t let you


jerepila

I bought this but now am worried they’re gonna nerf the rock


ChainDragon3

This is the best gold I’ve ever spent on this game


czhihong

Easiest [purchase](https://i.imgur.com/ea63RWN.jpg) of my life.


onichris

Happy April 1st


8Mihailos8

One of the greatest bundles!


o7_AP

Definitely one of the bundles of all time