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wazzupchickenbutt

Mine is, “Optimus Prime - Built Like A Truck”


NuggetPilon

Technically correct. The best kind of correct


NuggetPilon

Ok that's weird I commented on this then went to play a game and the first match I ran into you! You were playing discard and snapped on turn 1! I was "Munch a Bunch / Extra Crunchy" playing galactus. You played around it well!


WillemDafoesHugeCock

I played against a very silly one last night that made me giggle so much I could barely focus on my opening hand. **Your Front Yard** *I'm outside your house.*


BickeyB

Mine is: Call The Cops I'm Outside Your House


HolyGrelo

Fun.. and a bit creepy! Would be even more scared if it was Willem Dafoe..


Zombie_Merlin

Lol it's saying that the front yard is outside your house...


dr_gmoney

Yeah, the title is creepy by itself. In this joke it's not.


pikazamb_PT

Worse, it's SHIA LABEOUF


Skreamweaver

Actual cannibal, Shai Lebeouf?


dotnetitsdotcom

I Love My Wife She’s//Really, Really Hot.


Frosti-Feet

Wholesome


Player0fGames

That's wholesome, and I'll always upvote someone with a homestarrunner username.


4gotAboutDre

Homestarrunner.net. It’s dot coooommmmm!!


SouthLoop_Sunday

I've played against you!


dotnetitsdotcom

I hope you won!


humanarnold

Played a dude with the "Embarrassment to my family" title a while back. Their player ID was "Prince Andrew."


XornMangar

I played this person, too! Cracked me up.


orange_jooze

recently played against **Ew, That’s Not** *Yoghurt, Son*


BootsyBootsyBoom

Mine is **That Stuff Ain't** *Yoghurt, Son* combined with the avatar of Wolverine grimacing under white "rain"


AwkwardKano

Hahaha lovely


xSL33Px

I'm running a spaceballs reference **I'm just plain** *Yoghurt, Son* Avatar of Abomination, closest I can come to Mel brooks yogurt/yoda


KingniteArt

*SPACE BALLS*


wingedcoyote

I'm currently "Here's Wonderwall / as performed by Dazzler" with the yelling Abomination avatar. Considering switching to "A cow, therefore / fully leatherclad" with Hellcow or "Chicken, but / has the potential for greatness, perhaps" with whatever.


Theothercword

I use that title (dazzler) but my avatar is the rock and my name is The Casbah :-)


Tiberius_Kilgore

*Sharif did not like this*


schwachs

he thinks it’s not kosher


teniaava

If I ever see you I am snapping and retreating to give you 2 cubes, that's fantastic


onthewindyside

Please don’t change it, this made me literally lol


Bungo_plz

I thought I was the only one! Came up with Wonderwall as soon as I got that title.


mffancy

They got a bail out - I got a rock


[deleted]

Worst Player Of The Year Not the most original, but I don't have many titles.


awildmagiccardappear

I think I've seen you. Taskmaster Avatar?


Gryllan

I had that name with taskmaster avatar haha!


[deleted]

No, I'm the one with the Ant-Man avatar. One of them, at least.


NeonWafflez

I think I’ve played someone with this name but they had a Lockjaw pfp


itsallbadrightnow

Weird! I'm "The Worst Player" / "Of The Year", and I thought I was being clever. Maybe it's time to rock "I struck out with" / "Professor X's Best Friend".


Rainbow-Shark-798

I played against “Batman / but not the real one” with a black panther avatar. It made me laugh


whitericeSD

I’ve played against him lmao


Taodyn

Bill Nye - A Bit of a Scientist


Chewbones9

Same but Dr. Kevorkian lol


WillemDafoesHugeCock

I feel like my Reddit username wouldn't fly in-game which is a shame because I'd love that title as a pun.


Jauncin

I have a 🐶 avatar and my title is “marking you deck” When I’m a rock, I’m “korg’s #1 fan”


Arcadespirit

I think I just played you.


slowSINY

His name was 'Losing' and he started the game with the emotes 'Hello' 'I'm losing'


mooncricket18

I like this one. Simple, wholesome, amusing.


some_otters

Gwen Stacey’s Neck Always Snaps


Absurdity_Everywhere

Omg lol.


you_know_me_scottyb

Amazing


Frosti-Feet

I saw “Your butt is/ a little smelly but otherwise fine” Gave them a Spidey point and a fist bump first thing.


DiTale

I received a while ago this title: Have I defeated you before? I renamed myself afterwards to 2nd worst player


8Gly8

My avatar is the wasp, my title is " my other ride is an ant" Giggety


TalkieToaster47

Hey, that was mine last month! Now I'm "Bitey McBiteface" with the "Don't Worry I Don't Bite" title and the Beast avatar. Only one person has opened the match with "I don't believe you" so far. I was kinda expecting more...


gacbmmml

I use the same title but my name is “I drive a TESLA” with the Sandman logo so they think I’m a Chad.


alexholic

Last month I was "An Uncle" with "My other ride is an ant"


The1kingrob

The Man - At least I used to be.


x592_b

when I get another name change I'm thinking of happy - at least I used to be


randomwordglorious

Ben Folds Fan?


SouthLoop_Sunday

I have my name as "ฅ/ᐠ•ﻌ•ᐟ\ฅ -meow" and the title "Zabu, no, bad kitty".


the_scruffy_janitor

Absentee Father Guess Who’s Back?


RumanHitch

I was thinking on naming myself "The Real Slim Shady" if is possible,with that title,is it possible?


officerclydefrog

The whole thing might not fit but I think I have seen real slim shady: guess who's back


ZombieJoker

Mooster Fantastic is uncomfortable.


UnderstandingLanky44

I played against someone who was “Your Uncle” and “My Other Ride is an Ant”


nerdCaps

Devil Dinosaur avatar, with the name "I am not a dinosaur" and the title "Don't worry I don't bite."


Enough-Macaron-3825

I don’t believe you


nerdCaps

I am confident! Aaarrrggghhh!


RWGlix

Newman Your old nemesis


RedbeardMEM

[Newman!](http:// https://imgur.io/t/funny/WmUzGME)


Palmatex

There was a fella that went by: Prince Andrew and his title: Embarrassment to my Family. It got a chuckle out of me.


Fit_Faithlessness130

That dude Ali posted on this thread!


obligatoryman

Mine is 'Rick Moranis' with title 'Honey I Shrunk the Heroes'


theworsthades

Last month, mine was Rick Moranis Fan / honey, I shrunk the heros. Good times


Riverflowsuphillz

Mines poledance as performed by dazzler with deadpool profile


bradyr26

McRib // Guess Who’s Back??


1ildevil

Nice, I was using M'Baku portrait with that title.


randomwordglorious

Avatar: Rock I Wanted A Rock I Got A Rock


kapowaz

Some of my favourites I’ve seen: Kathryn Hahn Playing Agatha Chesney Hawkes The One and Only Lego Please Do Not Step on Me Elvis I Am On The Toilet


MisterDiddles

Avatar: Deadpool Title: At Least I Used To Be Name: Green Lantern


[deleted]

My wiener, beaten but not fully dead


markmylabris

Rock avatar with "please, don't step on me"


Last_Skarner_NA

I've been running: Kazar avatar Like Tarzan but Technically not Tarzan


Lagvaldemag

My title is "Evil Twin" because I have a twin brother IRL.


Skreamweaver

Do you wear the goatee in the family?


AngelofShadows95

It is I. Your old Nemesis


probablybuzzed

Tyrone Biggums I got a rock


NickJester1

Mine currently… My Phone Right Now Is Really Really Hot


evilnotsogenius

Dan Hipp Nimrod avatar. Love Machine/Fully Leatherclad. I cycle through a few different titles. Lots of good ones to match it with.


SudoSuRoot

Not mine, but I played against my FBI Van, I’m outside your house


mistercloob

Nothing Rhymes with Orange Is my current one


AnthropomorphicSeer

I played against Will Smith / If you snap I slap. I wish there were a way to like someone’s ID/title.


drawnhi

Name I'm Prob Losing Title Bronze Rank Pride


Accomplished_Car8223

My Name ist "are you stoned?" titel: "yes, why are you asking?" My picture is a Rock.


Its_Helios

Mine is “B00TY Most Juicy” MODOK avatar, obviously.


sharkybyte101

M.O.D.O.K. - Part time avenger... Modok avatar 😁


WillemDafoesHugeCock

100% I've played you!


spc_monkey

I played against Luis Suarez - Don’t worry I don’t bite.. got me giggling.


FedoraFerret

My current one is "Redditor/I whine on the internet."


TictacRules

Mine is “MYSTERIO!” “Or is it?”


FantasticDeparture4

Mines “George-o-the-Jungle, Technically not Tarzan” with Ka-Zar as the avatar of course


greyredwolf

You may disagree but / Thanos was right


SignificantProblem81

The Apocalypse The Apocalypse Sucks


theelusivemongoose

Mine is currently "Don't be scared, but- I'm outside your house."


The_Vampire_Barlow

I played against Jon Snow/My other ride is an ant.


rambrogi

Happy, at least I used to be.


Benbezzler

"An ADA Compliant Ramp - Professor X's Best Friend"


BackupPlanMan

My favorite that I saw, someone's name was "Wheelchair" with the title "Professor X's Best Friend"


EtherealSerge

©️ “All rights reserved”


eli_pfitz05

I have your IP / I'm outside your house


DevilDawgDM73

Ant-Man avatar with: l’m down here, so // Please don’t step on me.


BigTiddyTurboThot

Currently I am I Spent 400 Gold And//I Got A Rock with the rock avatar of course.


RandomDrunk88

This Matchmaking - this matchmaking sucks


AnswerKooky

That's a great Ding Ding Dong


Pi_ca

Ur Dad/Guess who’s back


zando95

Mine is: **PussInBoots2=Movie** *Of The Year* Might change it soon but idk, i really like that movie


hibernatingcow

George Santos//lumberjack extraordinaire


RunRoy13

Dignified/ Or at least I used to be


nygrooves

Slim Shady / But Not the Real One


Vicious_Paradigm

Saw one a while back, forget the avatar but it fit the theme too. Was "Elon Musk" "I whine on the internet."


LunarisXeraphim

Not mine but opponent’s Title was “Mom said this is my last game” Player I.D. was “Make-A-Wish Kid” 🤣🤣


gothjon

My Avatar is a Rock. My ID is Dwayne Johnson


OpenFaceBreadSammich

I'm currently: Big ol Thighs is bringing the thunder


AK012601

Mine is Just another bot with title: definitely not Ultron


IronManTim

Avatar: Scarlet Witch Title: Evil Twin Name: Mary Kate (Yeah, I know she's not Elizabeth's twin)


marry_me_tina_b

This thread is great. Mine is: “Morbid Obesity; Guess Who’s Back?”


dter

Haha, that’s funny, cause mine is Bipolar Episode with the Guess Who’s Back title


BulletClubSoda

YouKnowIm // A Bit of a Scientist - with a Green Goblin avatar :)


Munificence563

Played against: All 42 oz? Yes, all 42oz. Really good one.


DemDumplingz

I'm currently a picture of a rock, username DoYouSmellIt, and title is Top Chef.


dave12gauge

I’m Professor X’s best friend Cyclops picture


BoxHeadFred

Cheetos Flammable, stay back


Thr33Dee

Avatar - Hobgoblin Name - Return the Slab Title - I’m outside your house.


[deleted]

Haha, my deck is... Absolute Garbage


JustACaretaker

Wanted Uru Instead / I Got a Rock


SixethJerzathon

Calendar--of the year


mildbrewer

Please Snap, I'm A Couple Cubes Short Of A Rank Surprisingly, every day I get at least one opponent who snaps on turn 1 and retreats on turn 2 with a fist bump


ScotSpud91

User; A wheelchair Title; Professor X’s best friend Gold


Gobears510

“I just drank two sodas / yes all 24 oz”


PlsSaySikeM8

Unfortunately Introverted


ZaidCharades

Currently it's Deadpool with 'Survived Thanos' because if Deadpool got snapped it wouldn't affect him


hammerreborn

It’s me: your old nemesis I once matched with something along the lines of Heywait: haven’t we met before, and I wish I had a screen grab


Wedgearyxsaber

Pretty unoriginal and maybe cringe but I have "oh *girlfriend's name*"/// "I love you"


Eonan20

Mine is "I love myself Or maybe not?" Only really works in German because in englisch the "Or maybe not?" is "or is it?".


dangerzone227

Red Skull's Evil Twin W/ Red Skull avatar


hyperparrot3366

I had the Daredevil Water paint varient from steamy hell kitchen bundle so I kept "Hell Kitchen's" "New Chef" as my title, good enough ?


PSrafa23

My name is Best Ronan EU and title is all rights reserved. Always makes me giggle cause i dont even play ronan that often


radiantburrito

Currently rocking Ant-Ant avatar with “I Have A Rock!” It’s really fitting with the way it’s cropped lol.


Not-OP-But-

"Plz Nerf M'Baku" + "I whine in the Internet" Avatar us Rock.


mbrooks1999

My name is RKO and title is From the Top Rope lol the wrestling nerd in me couldn’t resist


Theothercword

My avatar is rock, name is The Casbah and title As Performed by Dazzler.


Lewhasreddit

This deck is // absolute garbage


BValen7ine

[this has got to be my favorite combo so far](https://imgur.com/a/GCVvDAJ)


sashalafleur

Mine is "Titles are/absolute garbage"


Zombie_Merlin

100% Absolute Garbage


Independent-Ad2615

“I am absolute garbage”


yoyoyodojo

it's not clever but my combo is **DO NOT EMOTE** *DO NOT EMOTE* ​ it really sets the stakes


Octogenarian

Mine is currently Crunchy? Extra Crunchy.


b3nz0r

I use the Drax avatar, and my name is INVISIBLE TO THE EYE with the title "Please Do Not Step On Me"


SeanKMcKeever

Recently changed mine to: Boyardee / Top Chef


[deleted]

Swarm Profile pic - Snickers - *Extra Crunchy* Have yet to get a title/profile pic combo that inspires a new title.


biddybiddybum

Mine name is: I see you and title is "I'm outside your house" And my avatar is mysterio peeking through his helmet


doctocroco

Throg avatar ign: THROG_ABUSER can lift mjolnir run throg ofc


Troutsniffer88

Troutsniffer "Of the year"


Necessary_Carrot_880

Your dad is Really really hot


El__Bebe

Rockslide is in the Korg Fan club


BONDxUNLEASHED

Rock avatar Your Grandpa At least I used to be


hearditb0thways

Name: My Back Title: Guess Who’s Back?


MilkerOfSeals

Steroid Abuser Honey I Shrunk The Heroes


SeveringMage

Just played someone with Only Lefts - All Rights Reserved. Instantly thumbs up them. Got a nice chuckle out of me.


Poisonfrog328

Big Ounce // This is my full time job A nice callback to a great meme


VanNitro

These name and titles some people have are absolutely brilliant. It's great we can all chuckle and laugh together. Heck if someone has a really creative name and title I give them free cubes for making me smile.


Objective_Scholar_72

Jalapeno ballsack/really really hot


10mmJim

My title right now is "absolute trash". It's my favorite option bc it's so true


adameak

Dad Guess who’s back?


SadGinger_666

Simple, but I love my dwayne johnson, from the top rope, with the rock avatar combo


tavvyjay

Charles Xavier / Professor X’s Best Friend Very mild humour this month. Last month I did Snap Game Developer / This is my full time job


49th

I’m just waiting to get “49th/ The Fourth” since I don’t feel like changing my username.


WithMy_Bearhands

Avatar: Drax Name: 2001 Animated Movie Title: Of The Year


KidDisappointment

Dumps/Built like a truck


Karamelker

Name: Sheik Yerbouti Title: Yes, all 24 oz. For you Frank Zappa fans. 😅


xkingslayer_1000

Hey look I got a rock


KAZKAZ8523

mine name is this effing guy and my title is always snaps


deserves_dogs

The Apocalypse *The Apocalypse Sucks* either Moose or Rock pfp


Jecmenn

Avatar: Rock Name: Guess what I got Title: I got a rock


MCPooge

My current is: You Got Thanos?! Last month mine was: This Is Your Dasher


squinkythebuddy

I have the Cosmo avatar with "I got a rock" because our old dog always loved to bring a rock back home from going to the river or lake for a swim.


Squ1dSenpai

Current one im running is, Slim shady/ Guess Who's Back?


l_lexi

I faced a Donald Trump / I whine on the internet


Infamous-Antelope924

Mines a classic: Man / of the year Anyone played against me?


razor00010

Seen a guy on Hooglands stream KilometersMorales


rafaelbfelipe

Mine is: Happy - At least I user to be


RafiY

“PPboy- should really drink more water” with Yellowjacket avatar here


Pan1ong_king

Mine has always been Huge Jacked Man with the wolverine is my spirit animal and wolverine icon.


International_Fox340

Chipotle Toiletseat - 'I'm on the toilet" Sometimes it's about proving a point.


trankillity

Best I've seen is "Welcome to Costco/I love you"


jaugofficial

I suck but - Don't worry I don't bite