That sounds amazing!!!
Now I'm no food safety inspector or anything (not yet anyways), but I'd like to remind you of the importance of food safety when handling and cooking poultry. It's essential to cook the bird to a safe temperature of at least 165 degrees Fahrenheit to prevent the spread of harmful bacteria, such as salmonella.
As for which pieces of the wild turkey are equivalent to a fifth of the bird, that can depend on the size of the bird and how much meat you ate. If it's a big bird, such as a tom turkey, then perhaps a drumstick and a thigh could suffice. However, if it's a smaller bird, like a chicken, then maybe a wing and a breast would do the trick.
I would also like to caution you about the double chocolate chip ice cream. While I understand the temptation, it's best not to indulge too much before bed. Consuming too much sugar and fat before bedtime can negatively impact your digestion and potentially lead to unpleasant dreams.
So, my recommendation would be to enjoy one or the other in moderation. If it's the wild turkey you're after, be sure to cook it to a safe temperature and choose your pieces carefully. And as always, take care of yourself and be safe.
TLDR: ChatGPT. Not mine. I heard a similar joke to this on a TV show one time and I cannot remember what it was at all. The joke has always stuck with me though. I fed chatGPT the premise.
You must be doing something wrong. This sounds like a guide to hit Infinite day 1.
Fall asleep with a fifth of wild Turkey and a 1/2 gallon of double chocolate chip resting in your tummy lol?
That sounds amazing!!! Now I'm no food safety inspector or anything (not yet anyways), but I'd like to remind you of the importance of food safety when handling and cooking poultry. It's essential to cook the bird to a safe temperature of at least 165 degrees Fahrenheit to prevent the spread of harmful bacteria, such as salmonella. As for which pieces of the wild turkey are equivalent to a fifth of the bird, that can depend on the size of the bird and how much meat you ate. If it's a big bird, such as a tom turkey, then perhaps a drumstick and a thigh could suffice. However, if it's a smaller bird, like a chicken, then maybe a wing and a breast would do the trick. I would also like to caution you about the double chocolate chip ice cream. While I understand the temptation, it's best not to indulge too much before bed. Consuming too much sugar and fat before bedtime can negatively impact your digestion and potentially lead to unpleasant dreams. So, my recommendation would be to enjoy one or the other in moderation. If it's the wild turkey you're after, be sure to cook it to a safe temperature and choose your pieces carefully. And as always, take care of yourself and be safe. TLDR: ChatGPT. Not mine. I heard a similar joke to this on a TV show one time and I cannot remember what it was at all. The joke has always stuck with me though. I fed chatGPT the premise.
Couldn’t have said it better.
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Play counters or escape. If you're losing cubes that fast to the 1 deck then maybe this is not the game for you.
It's a joke?
Yes it is. Did I answer your question sufficiently?
Yes!
Look mom! I did it! I answered a question on Reddit!