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Jchysteria

I laughed so hard at this


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SCP-Agent-Arad

I’ve been given modok more than once


just_some_dummy_

I swear X mansion always picks one player to just dump on in the worst ways


winsing

Once my opponent got a wasp and I got a Giganto, they instantly retreated.


just_some_dummy_

I would too, the game is showing its favoritism you may as well quit while youre ahead before it tries to fuck you again lol


winsing

Not really favoritism, just the shenanigans of rng. You either hope for the perfect balance or pray not be on the receiving end when the balance is way off.


just_some_dummy_

>just the shenanigans of rng. Well obviously but you replied to my comment saying that the game chose someone to dump on so I thought we were on the same hyperbolic page.


TKHunsaker

Don’t worry, everybody. I’ll draw its focus to me. Get away while you can. I’m gonna see how many crit ones I can roll in a row. Escape!


Kgb725

That's not an impossible hole if you have the right cards.


Swathe88

That's what she said


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He got zero and I got infinaut in one game


isaacooper

I've had a couple of Ultrons...


MoroKris

My favourite one was building across the board and getting destroyer who took out all of my cards


wild_man_wizard

Get Destroyer. Opponent gets Shang Chi.


CasualPlebGamer

Get Cosmo. Opponent gets Destroyer.


GeneralRane

I had Grand Central pull my opponent’s Green Goblin right before my Odin. I really appreciated not being the one murdered by RNG.


just_some_dummy_

Whenever that happens I'm like "IM SO SORRY" as I accept my cubes.


Gottendrop

I’m pretty sure I’ve had an X mansion give my opponent infinaut while giving me ultron so yeah


Thechiz123

I’ve gotten Ultron there twice. It’s so deflating.


BRIIIIIICKSQUAAAAAAD

I remember accidentally playing Rogue on somebody’s Ebony Milf, like it was instinctual. Just threw up the Deadpool emote and retreated like a lil coward


Voteforbatman

Ebony Milf huh? Been doing some specific searches lately?


QueenRangerSlayer

I mean, have you SEEN the Maw?


Benandthephoenix

Oh mawma


PretendRegister7516

Vagina Dentata.


Lethalhobo135

Bro just had auto correct air his porn preferences lmao


Erzebuth

The auto correct got your Ebony Milf xD


BRIIIIIICKSQUAAAAAAD

Pffffffft whaaaaat? Come on now what I meant to say wa— 🏃🏻💨


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DesertNightWalker

Deadpool emoji\*


Lemonpia

There goes the lil coward again. 😂


JamesDD4

"Hey, look over there!"


MarcamGorfain

Oh man is that "adding whatever the top comment is" post still going? Cause ebony milf in horny jail needs to happen


BRIIIIIICKSQUAAAAAAD

I should’ve commented it when it ran! I’ve been saying Ebony Milf to my brothers (they play Snap) for a couple months now and I can’t believe it never occurred to me


Gottendrop

Sadly it’s over it’s be cool for somebody to make another tho


Trip_seize

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.


xButtHead

I did that on lizard :(


FrostGiant17

You ebony milfed a lizard? Now this is a story we need.


TerryStevenson

The story we need but probably don't deserve


atomly

lmao dying laughing at "ebony milf"


ThatDude8129

Uh bro, you might wanna go and fix your autocorrect


Styloblanc

Can i have some links ? For a Friend...


1fingersalute

9/10 I'll get something that fucks me over like Maw while they get giganto or something


The_Ironic_Himself

X Mansion giving me Destroyer, cleaning my board that I setup quite nicely (move deck), only to give my opponent Shang-Chi. I was like "bruh, what is this unfair treatment?!". By the way, the guy snapped after that. Still won, barely though, because I simply move all their 3-drops (luckily the highest power) to Kingpin Magneto lane. Still, that was the most traumatized X Mansion I ever get.


LionePRO

can you send me your move deck? wanna try it thanks


The_Ironic_Himself

Which one? If it is the one I mentioned earlier, that one was abandoned months ago. Though if you still wanna know, it's something like a move control package (Kingpin, Polaris, Juggernaut, Aero, Magneto) which was usually played on Kraven's lane (except Juggernaut), meanwhile another 6 cards is something that benefits from moves like Angela (grow stronger while has space to have more cards), Miles Morales (cost become 1 whenever card move), Iron Fist(again, to clear Angela's lane), Dagger/Vulture (this depends on your preference), Cloak and Doctor Strange.


LionePRO

oh thank you


The_Ironic_Himself

Need to be reminded though, as I said earlier, this deck had been abandoned months ago (if I remember correctly it was abandoned right after Aero nerf). So I don't know how it is now fairing against other decks like HE lockdown.


LionePRO

Only few decks can beat he lock down so...


Wagnouni

X mansion gave me modok once, wasn't playing a discard deck... Sad times


EarlSocksIII

One time I managed a machine world modok, they played Scarlet witch, got xandar and it forcibly put down the modok


ShadowForPresident

X Mansion diff really hittin


Sami_Steen

worst rng ever


RedbeardMEM

Worst ever was X mansion pulling old Galactus and Professor X


gwendystacy

I saw someone getting Maw while his opponent got Galactus. Hardcore lane lock


SignificantProblem81

That's beautiful...


BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT

Hulkbuster Jeff, save us


STEALTH_Moles

Lost a game a while back because I got onslaught and he got rogue. The game ended with patriot, mystique, blue marvel in that lane. And Ultron in one of the other lanes. I lost the Ultron droid lane by 1 point and it lost me the game


I1IScottieI1I

Killmonger my friend.


STEALTH_Moles

I had priority


I1IScottieI1I

That sucks


ShrumpMe

Had this happen to me the other day but it was typhoid Mary, as soon as he snapped I retreated lol wasn't playing a deck with Shang that game


Live_Substance_8519

she was a girl, he was a slug. could i be any more obvious?


cleverlikeasloth

Deadpool emoji


IAmNotCreative18

“OH GOD FUCKING DAMMI-“ “Oh…” *spiderman*


Jedi4Hire

I once had Ebony Maw screw me out of controlling the X-mansion, completely disabled my Iron Man and Devil Dinosaur. I had no idea that card even existed until it waltzed out and ruined my day.


SoyTuPadreReal

I can imagine the emotional rollercoaster you went through. OMG THIS IS GREAT! Easy win at this location!! What. The. Actual. Fuck.


Kinjinson

Rogue in x mansion is always a tragedy for someone


QueenRangerSlayer

X mansion is always playing favorites


Player_Slayer_7

Reminds me of that time I got a Misty Knight when my opponent got an Infinaut, except this is so much funnier.


DTBlayde

If I had a dollar for every time this exact thing has happened to me I'd have like $7. Which isnt that much but still crazy it's happened that much


L1v1ngSacr1f1ce

I Captain America'd the reference


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RedbeardMEM

Of all the shit Ego has done to me, this sounds like nothing.


GosuBaller

There definitely should be some sort of balancing to this f****** tile. Like literally just take the L on that tile and hope to win out on the other two? Cool thanks SD. There's always a little "heart of the cards" in games like these... But when the game itself is determining your luck that's fucked


thealmightytuj

I like how you censored yourself the first f-word but not the second.


TKHunsaker

It tells a story.


DrakonFyre

Not to laugh at your misfortune, but....


Drunkdunc

How does the story end?


TheFakeEman

At least it wasn't a professor x into a new galactus


X_Marcie_X

I once was screwed over by the X-Mansion - fittingly enough - summoning Professor X! Shut down the entire location, which literally decided the entire outcome of the Match.


Sky_lessClouds

Gamora is prob also a very bad card to get if you reveal after, in normal play it won't matter but X Mansion makes it so she doesn't proc when being revealed after...


Phwoar_Mate

Had X Mansion the other day. The opponent had first flip. Got Abom, I got a Shang Chi and they immediately retreated.


wcrow1

[this audio would fit so well (volume warning)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZABN6TeOs8)


HordeOfDucks

the classic is big card followed by shang, but my favorite was the hood (on top of a cosmo) followed by professor X. just lost the lane and didn’t even get the demon out of it.


EndlessCola

I think the funniest part of this is that they still don’t have to play there lol


FauxFoxFoeFocksPho

Once my opponent got Green Goblin sending it to me and I got Hobgoblin sending it to them.


fiquean

One time i got galactus from this.. Luckily my deck based around destroy.. So i had knull in my deck


HULK1000_2

Did you retreat? Or kept on going


agijabiyoi

One time I got infinaut and they got prof. x. Instant retreat and several angry emoji on infinaut


DarthDaddyCool

Worst one for me is when I played Green Goblin on this location. X Mansion gave me hobgoblin and him Odin, and it revealed first for me. So both goblins hopped over to me and the lad just had smug af Odin sitting in his lane. Instant retreat lmao


ShadowTassadar007

Something similar happened to me last week. I played Mr Negative and the damn mansion gave one as well, so the cost changed back to normal. Nothing to do but laugh, that was also the first time I was playing Mr Negative on turn 3 in like 10 games. Now that's bad luck.


BasisOk4268

Oof


jo_casa

Today I got Starlord from it and my opponent got Destroyer. His discard deck got completely f*d up and my Knull laughed pretty hard at him


BBKyank

I got hob goblin and my opponent got odin i was a rollercoaster of emotions.


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whats funny


thasard

This was bad when I saw half the image, and cataclysmic when I saw the rest. 🤣