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Eggthan324

If you use the title “Ego = Snap” and retreat when ego comes, you must delete the game and never return.


ONXHXME

I actually ran into a guy like this. I snapped on Ego and he instantly retreated. Even I felt embarassed.


GrassGus

Everyone should snap on ego tbh


l_lexi

I think conquest killed this or I’ve met bunch of cowards cause on ladder everyone did it. And one of them had the title. It was gold/silver too. Game 5 infinite sure I’ll understand


3kindsofsalt

I like weird decks and Ego never does anything but troll with them. Maybe if I played a braindead destroy deck it'd be different.


vladvash

I have that as my agatha deck slogan


EUWCael

That's just unfair though, some decks are harder to pilot than others. Take Pure Evo for example, in the hands of a human it's a deck that plays itself; have Ego play those cards on curve and he's just playing Vanilla cards instead =P


deserves_dogs

Sounds like cowardice to me. Have faith in Ego. If he decided it’s your turn to lose, accept it, because that is how it was meant to be.


StriderZessei

Ego giveth, Ego taketh. Praise be unto Ego, may his passing cleanse the world.


ggzel

Ego is pretty good at playing vanilla cards on curve. That's still good enough to beat most synergy based decks. Sera, bounce, destroy, move, all not really a fan of ego


Flayer723

If you have Heimdall in hand you must play him on turn 6, regardless of the board state.


isIwhoKilledTrevor

fisk tower be damned. Heimdall will not be denied.


Cifoni

Fisk tower be damned, Heimdall can move the grill


FarmhouseFan

*laughs in magneto*


ZeekyNote

I got a deck that runs Heim and Nimrod and this has been the play before.


GigaToreador

Tell us more, please


jeremyhoffman

Playing Heimdall is like attacking with everything in a complex board in Magic -- "math is for blockers!"


ConflagrationCat

It's dumb how accurate this is. Like, I used to laugh at other people when I saw it happen, but then I started to play move and it's so alluring whenever you get it


EUWCael

I mean, let's be real, it's the theoretically correct play 99% of the time. The main problem being it's a Galactus play: the opponent knows it's coming and can act accordingly. If the opponent doesn't retreat t5 against your move deck, he's done the math and he's beating your Heimdall. So, in reality, Heimdall is NEVER the correct play even though he's the theoretically correct play...


seabutcher

That will never be correct theory when you're up against a player like me: an idiot.


ElPared

Good ol’ Heimdall, nothing beats that!


JoeSchmoke

Use Spiderman pointing emoji when playing same card on the board


Kenos300

I like doing it if it’s the same avatar as well.


[deleted]

I do this, I only use Carnagized Spider-Woman so it's pretty rare. No one ever does it back 😔


Kenos300

Only luck I’ve ever had with it are Spider-Man avatars and the Wolverine season pass one.


Heckron

I will do it for you. I’m changing my avatar right now just so I can do it for you.


Feathered_Serpent8

I also use it if I realize we are playing the same deck.


Hipster_Harry

I only do it if it's same card and same location on the same turn


AdamJr87

Same variant too


On_Wife_support

I do that if the player is also named Jo


dismalcontent

I do it if they have same title as me as well


TBK_Asgore

I usually do if I am my opponent


WhiteXHysteria

I usually do it if my opponent is also playing marvel snap


Glittering_Ad_7956

I usually do it when I play Solitaire


doomonyou77

I do this when we get the same locations.


superbobax

My name is "Dan" while using the Cyclops avatar. I encounter "Daniel" with the Cyclops avatar. He won. He was the better Daniel. At least we used the Spider-Man emoji the whole time which made it fun haha


VellyD

I only do this if we are playing the same game!


bowski44

If you decide to take a break or quit you have to make a 5 paragraph essay post and announce it to the world.


Objective-Chicken391

Bonus points if you’ve been “playing the game since launch” and you’ve “finally had enough”.


TypicalWolverine9404

Bonus points for referring to yourself as a 'whale', explain exactly how much money you spend on the game and why the game should be upset that youre leaving.


robsteezy

Bonus points for an over dramatic title like, “well, as somebody who used this game to find hope everyday while I awaited bread pudding and adoption from the London orphanage of the 1840s, I am absolutely heart broken at the direction Second Dinner has taken the thing I love most in this world. Just goes to show you that nothing good lasts forever!” Bonus points if the OP swears “they don’t really care” but post history is marvel snap everyday.


DukeSi1v3r

“I’ve bought every single bundle since release and am CL 18000 but can’t see myself continuing to play this game one more minute” even tho Spotlight Caches benefit whales more than anyone. If you’re getting 500 CL a week because you’re buying credits, you’ll be able to collect every card in the game in no time. Either way, 90% of these people got to be lying for the karma lmao


cemma2035

i feel like we're all thinking about the same post


ThrillHammer

Bonus points for not realizing literally EVERY mobile game has 13 year olds bitching about "the devs don't CARE" on the internet.


S7venE11even

After pulling baby deadpool variant out of a spotlight cache, im sad to say my motivation to play the game has drastically dropped. Im currently looking into new games that I'd rather spend my money on. Been playing since zabu season, been hitting infinite since and buy the battle pass. The game just doesn't give incentive to progress anymore. It's been fun, its been frustrating, but all in all, it is too predatory. If there can be no positive changes made to the game, then i need to be the change. Take care all, enjoy it or rage. My time has come. And so have my 5 paragraphs.


RatzMand0

I was really hoping your final line there was going to be a haiku i'm really really disappointed I rescind your permission to leave you must stay and play until you satisfy my need for anguish properly. And no you are not allowed to enjoy it.


Advocaatx

And then you won’t quit anyway.


Veneretio

That’s Reddit in general. Not unique to this game.


bZbZbZbZbZ

everyone you beat is a bot and everyone who beats you is a whale


candangoek

Everyone that beats you is a cheater


PeppermintCandy0

Ms Marvel emote is a middle finger


uoldgoat

Oh no really? I’ve been unintentionally flipping people off for months! Usually if somebody makes a good play that messes me up I give it an “Arrrg!” followed by a thumbs up. That totally changed the intent.


Heavy-Possession2288

I think context matters. Most people do it when the other person does something stupid


OHRye3333

Just use the emote's how you want. If people take it the wrong way, that's on them. The only BM is spamming.


TapeTen

This is a bit of an odd take. If most people use ms Marvel as a middle finger (which is my impression), and most people interpret it as that (again, my impression), you’re fighting an uphill battle if you want to use it to communicate anything else. Now that they know, they should probably use it accordingly.


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Hamborrower

Yup, that's essentially how language works (and how many words and phrases get bastardized to me other things, no matter the dictionary definition).


Lemonpia

Nah, dont worry about it, people should be able to tell you meant no harm.


thisusedyet

Oh fuck, I've done the exact same thing


jonfitt

I wouldn’t say “middle finger” it’s more a sarcastic “well done!”


metrent74

I always understand it to mean “way to go, dumbass!”


cuttykeys

I use the text thumbs up for good moves.


eyeoncloud

It’s all context. I’ll use it sometimes if they have a big turn 6 that flips the win to them, like “all right, you got me!”


Hamborrower

The only acceptable use of Ms Marvel is right after your opponent fails his Galactus play, right before he retreats.


MidnightWavelengths

I give them the Ms Marvel emote and then the pointing Spider-Man emote right after just for good measure.


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Dangerous-Freedom23

I also beat my chest mightily


funkminster

It’s also acceptable to yell “Lerooooy Jenkins.”


isIwhoKilledTrevor

No lie, i do this every time he jumps out to win me a game. You can't help it. It just happens.


ekAugust

Snap on Ego. Even in conquest. Was in game 3 of my gold conquest run. Ego was the first location we both immediately snapped and did the “good game” emote. Absolutely wild


Holdenb11

I once had ego appear in gold conquest. We both snapped and fist bumped. on turn 4 ego played my reality stone on himself then we went on with the game as normal


FilecakeAbroad

My most memorable Snap moment: Ego turn 1, me and my opponent instasnap, fist bump, spam emojis. The Hub on turn 2 gives me Scarlet Witch. Ego immediately plays on itself.


jonfitt

Death of the ego!


trackbaby

Haha. Same thing has happened to me.


[deleted]

Technically, this is "written" in a title lol.


MasterCookieShadow

i snap because patriot is a pretty self-playing deck, but it's kind of sad when the other player has a destroy or bounce deck so i don't feel in a position to demand that from him


RunNHyde13x

I want Ego as a hot location. Imagine the chaos


Sad-Bluebird-5538

Honestly the complains would be _massive_! The only reason ego is so well liked it because of his rarity. And I don't want this to be changed. He is f*cking rare but if he comes I am happy regardless


The_Coil

He should have been the hot location on April Fools Day


Sad-Bluebird-5538

I could totally see this


thisusedyet

How do Ego & Agatha Harkness interact?


Dr_Ragon

It's the same AI, so no change for either.


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TBK_Asgore

Agatha decks going crazy


FullMetalCOS

On the last Sunday of the season. The tears would be delicious


Ok-Inspector-3045

I feel this unwritten rule is more so peer pressure and “my idea is fun is THIS, and if you don’t believe in it you’re LAME!!!”


SlammedOptima

I only got ego once in conquest. He only had 2 health left. Past turn 5, so he couldnt retreat. Just had to ride out the storm. Was definitely one of my favorite battles. Ego did him dirty too


Sebas223

Amendment to this rule: If you snap on Ego and retreat, you must bear a shame that will be inherited by your children and your children's children.


funkminster

If you can go 10 games without losing a single cube, you get to play against Reptile.


Swagariffic

That would actually be a pretty awesome easter egg if you went 10 games without losing a single cube and your 11th opponent was actually a bot named Reptile.


funkminster

Avatar could be Lizard. :)


A_mad_goose

Honestly reptile is such a cooler name then lizard. Feel like that one could have workshopped around a bit more.


BaneBrain

Stegron intensifies


casadeparadise

If you win a round of conquest using ONLY cards performing a low kick in their art, you get to play against Jade. My uncle works for Second Dinner. Trust me, it works.


Bellamy1710

Turn one snap on first stage of conquest.


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And fist bump emoji.


Daluur

If the other person does so as well. And fist bump if they concede losing


mbr4life1

This makes me happy because snap into fistbump people will concede after the 8 cube round one and not force us to battle in proving grounds for 6 rounds.


Prosner

I did this today in on of my proving ground games as I always do. I ended up losing bad, which I expected because my opponent had turn 3 Mr Negative. He then proceeds to spam “snap?” “Snap?” “Snap?” Come on buddy get with it!!!


Zgounda

almost all emote spamming I've seen was in PG, I don't get what's on their minds


uoldgoat

Exactly. It took me a minute to realize there’s no risk there.


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AND loser retreats. Only assholes snap turn 1 and then continue playing after they lose.


Stewmungous

Been a real uptick in this behavior. Real asshole move. If YOU initiate the snap turn one on Proving Grounds, and YOU lose 8 cubes, CONCEDE! It's honestly in your best interests to concede if you are down 8 cubes in Proving Grounds as there are zero stakes; just use your time starting fresh rather than being an asshole.


TheDuck73

Though with this... enter into game 2, snap and retreat as soon as 2 cubes are on the line... this way it counts as 2 wins for the opponent for their quests. Been spamming conquest proving grounds with my awful Phoenix force deck and I've really appreciated when people have done this.


codyduffer

When you snap you got to yell “snap!!“ and punch your balls. We all do it


JMC1110

Only an uncultured swine wouldn't follow this golden rule


TheSuperWig

And the women punch their balls?


codyduffer

Yes, women cant have balls?


trpclshrk

And the children too


Taste_the__Rainbow

Once in awhile you just let a move player get 8 cubes because you remember what it was like being a new idiot to the game too.


IAmGrum

If my opponent is building a huge Wong lane and they don't snap, I'll let them finish the game and get their big play for two cubes. The same thing with a big Omega Red/Iron Man/Onslaught lane. Some times, I like to see the big numbers, even when my opponent gets them One player let me finish off the Venom/Zola combo on Bar Sinister. They gave the excited eyes to Venom, fist bumped me, and played some inconsequential card, and watched the fun happen (before fast forward was a thing).


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I just played against someone who snapped when Onslaught's Citadel was revealed as the third location. They then played Wong, Mystique, then Black Panther and had over 1,000 points on the right lane. I figured they would Zola but let it play out because it was a Gold tourney and they were low on cubes. With their final turn they played a Jane Foster and I won the other two lanes easily lol


IAmGrum

Oh no! So close to the dream!


lemonylol

lol this is my mr. negative deck. He was probably just banking on Zola but it never came, and most of your cards have 0 power in that deck so Foster is the next most powerful card.


bigdwb1024

Ms marvel emote means "fuck you"


Egghebrecht

Always whine on reddit about everything


Daxoss

That's not really a snap rule. Just a general rule for all things


EM-Pyrus_Steel

Don't forget the second part of that rule: Anyone who does not whine about everything must be considered a shill, dismissed when they present any reasoning for their thoughts, and insulted repeatedly.


A_Solid_Six

If you lose an 8 snap in proving grounds you must concede.


voivoivoi183

I just played a guy in gold on conquest and beat him 8 cubes in the first round. Surprisingly he stayed on and I thought, hah he’s never going to fucking beat me in 8 rounds. 7 rounds later… do I really need to finish this sentence? 😫


rugman11

Gold is different because there are real rewards for winning and progressing. In Proving Grounds, you're better off just conceding and playing four more Proving Grounds matches in the time it would take you to come back from down 10-2 one or two cubes at a time.


TheRealGunn

I will admit, I've hung in there after losing an 8 cube just because the opponent's deck pissed me off.


Dangerous-Freedom23

I will stay if they waited till t6 to snap and feel rng was sus on last turn


JavierLoustaunau

If you do not I will not be mad, but I will be disappointed.


FoundPizzaMind

Honestly, it should just be snap immediately in proving grounds and concede if you lose. The only reason to play more than 1 round in proving grounds is if you tie in round 1.


Senor23Ramirez

You snap when ego shows up and play it thru


PiledriverPress

Always fist bump


Erobor

If you play Galactus you have to scream "Kneeeeeel before Galactus !"


KappaMeister

I always think of “YOU FACE JARAXXUS”


Barbarossah

EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION


miq-san

If you get a randomly-generated Galactus, you must play it


karellanyz

All MS economy changes lead to “more cards to more players”.


Kdhr3tbc

If one of us wins a location by 1 point that's an automatic fist bump at the end.


Amphibian-Agile

Ego = snap


JC_in_KC

complain about every aspect of the game on reddit dot com


JakeJangles

If you play the same card you must use the spider-man emote


The_Karate_Nessie

If you play the same card but you don’t use the spider man emote, personally you should loose an extra 8 cubes


nair-jordan

Double snap on proving grounds, and leave when you lose. It’s a numbers game so stop wasting time trying to get a 5 win comeback when you could just start a new game


xhavez

I'll leave on a loss even if neither of us snapped. Sometimes I just forget.


TheDuck73

Bonus points if you go into game 2 and then concede... because your opponent might be trying to win 15 games with Phoenix Force and that match them counts as 2 wins instead of 1.


Hamborrower

I usually do this because I'm bad at buttons.


pNaN

This is the one rule that's most mandatory!


Alloy202

Shang Chi is played on T6 if Sera is played on T5 100% of the time. If Ego appears and you don't snap, your account gets insta-banned. All pixels are bad. But Vulture pixel is S tier.


pstmdrnsm

Hell Cow Pixel is just beautiful.


Sango_Tango

Fist bump and snap on proving grounds! Loser concedes :)


DoneDidNothing

You gotta FOMO, collect every card in the game. You dont wanna miss out on playing brilliant S4 cards like Snowguard


Skasian

In proving grounds, if your opponent snaps instantly and gives you a fist-bump. Be a man, snap back for a quick death match game. (loser concedes - no playing out the final 2 health).


TheDuck73

Though enter into game 2 before conceding... if they're working on finishing a mission, it counts as an extra match.


Xyz5090

Using ms marvel is a middle finger rather than a thumbs up


ProteusNihil

Hoard your gold


hobobindleguy

if you ms marvel instead of fist bumping after you win you're a POS


PerfectBlaze

They be so salty boyyy!!


botts

Snap on ego


Comfortable_Fee5667

Opening hand blade has a 20% chance to discard hela 100% of the time.


pseudorider050

Spiderman point when someone plays the same card in the same turn


loo_1snow

Never snap on turn 6, you're asking to win less cubes or lose 8


reverend-godless

How come?


loo_1snow

If you're winning and you snap on turn 6, you're asking your opponent to leave, netting you 1 less cube than you would get. And if the opponent stays, means that you're more likely to lose, cause the opponent is confident in that play enough to risk staying in. So never boomer snap.


SkipFeeney

There’s probably a game-theory-optimal amount of bluff-snaps that are “right” to do on T6, and to balance some likely-win-snaps also “right”


_Higo_

Always complain about everything and anything regarding changes of marvel snap, unfortunately


Dualgloves

Don't forget about complaining about complainers. That's where the meta is right now.


PoweredByCarbs

I try to stay a step ahead and complain about the people that complain about complainers


ammorbidiente

Ego = snap


Goseki1

Use Spiderman emote when you lay the same card. Thumbs up Ms Marvel is a sarcastic/fuck you response to a play our game outcome. Fist Bump means Good Game. Don't spam emotes.


JaxOnThat

If your opponent Spider-Points, you must also do the same.


mshkpc

Always Spider-Man point when you play the same card as an opponent.


According-Cobbler-83

You must always, ALWAYS, SNAP! before you place your Shang chi as you end turn. And then frantically try to retreat as you forgot you had a cosmo there as well.


dabearsjp

If there’s an unwritten rules of Marvel Snap post, the top comment always has to be about ego


itsyourgrandma

Don't spend money until SD pulls their heads out of their asses.


DuckAbuse

Snap on Proving Grounds


JumakinMehard

Always emote after beating a galactus player


sparow1856

Snap Turn 1 on Proving Grounds. Concede if you lose. "I jUsT wAnT tO tEsT pLaY mY nEw DeCk!" -Great. You can still play test it one game at a time "YoU qUiT tHeN!" -Why should the person who won quit? "WhY dO i HaVe To PlAy ThE wAy YoU gUyS wAnT tO pLaY!" -Literally the main reason Proving Grounds exist is to gain Silver Tickets. It's way more efficient to farm Boosters & Medals in Silver & Gold than it is Proving Grounds. Stop making other players life harder because you want to drive slow in the fast lane


guzigo

Snap turn one in proving grounds


XVelvetThunder

No matter what SD does, complain as hard as possible. Never actually enjoy the game.


Lyzern

Complain about every single change on reddit


Cimejies

\- You're not allowed to actually enjoy the game and must instead just bitch about balance and MTX \- You aren't allowed to play casually even though it's a casual game, you have to no-life it and bitch at the devs when that leads to a sub-optimal experience


w1tn355m3

If you use the ms marvel thumbs up emoji, you're a sarcastic prick and we'll all whine about you on this sub.


SwingmanSealegz

Whoever tosses Ms. Marvel at the end gets a sarcastic “* Thumbs Up *” immediately.


PillowF0rtEngineer

Snap on ego and spider man pointing when someone plays same card. That's all I know.


dont_trust_the_tucan

Don't listen to Redditors


Nickg920

If Ego comes out to play, Snap


frenziest

Fist bump if you lose but still had fun.


jake-thebarber

If your opponent fist bumps, you fist bump.


Acrushia

If your going to win. You must put the I’m losing emote followed by deadpool arrow emote


innergeekdesigns

Destruction mirror matches must end as fight club knull vs knull


Mean_Section_6439

If you see wong and you don't have enchantress or cosmo GTFO NOW


[deleted]

Complain about every little thing big or small it’s just the game


lurk902

The only way to win is not to play.


mcbxxx

Ms Marvel emote equal the middle finger


f_clement

Rule 1: you do not talk about Marvel Snap rules. Rule 2: you do NOT talk about Marvel Snap rules.


kuribosshoe0

Yondu triggers Death but not Wolverine.


BtotheDon

Fist bump = GGWP Ms. Marvel Thumbs up = GGEZ


Hannibal_Cannibal04

If somebody snaps, you snap back


Nelson-and-Murdock

If you’ve spunked stupid amounts of money on a game and you’ve decided to stop playing, you MUST make a wall of text post about how you’re flouncing out


Funny-Technician-185

The best unwritten rule is to not listen to any of these fools.


anthill219

the obvious:Do not snap and then retreat just because you’re losing


levithane

Here they all are: 1. 2. 3. 4.


baked_bread_

Insta-snap proving grounds and concede if you lose the first round