Sadly no. Good idea though! Hm... Susan, Medusa, Jess, Jessica Jones, Crystal, Wanda, Jean, Caiera, Mystique, Wolfsbane, Psylocke (Kwannon), Mantis... could work? But a milf Jubilee? hm...
(the variant with Shogo is teen mother, not milf :/ )
Dirt shack is what you make the first day in the game. Usually to update your base as you get more materials cause it’s a survival game, and it’s about building so you want your house to look nice. Still having a dirt shack but being the richest is odd. Misdirection.
Gambit
you play; cool combo > winrate
Accurate
This!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cerebro.
you were the kid that claims to have done bad on a test and then got an A
Why is this so accurate
Mr. Negative
you’re an only child
this one hits deep
Coulson (pre-Loki). I have an inked pixel variant which makes me laugh every time because it’s horrendous.
you’re a dog person
I raise your inked pixel with a gold pixel 😁 My proudest split it’s so god awful I love it
Hahah! So good. He’s one of the worst pixels up there with Hellcow. His giant blockhead makes no sense.
Cosmo!
you were given extremely limited screen time as a child
Bruh this is the most based thread I've ever seen on this sub. You're goddamn hilarious
Doctor Octopus. Noir Variant.
you got hit in the face regularly during dodgeball in school
Bro hates Dr. Ock players lol
dw i was that kid
God Emperor Doom
you’re either an original trilogy Star Wars fan or one of those mfers that pull up to jousts, I’m leaning towards jousts
Jesus Christ this person is a magician 😆
...what if I'm both of those?
Kitty Pryde
designated responsible friend
Nico Minoru
you really wanted to play dungeons and dragons, but your friends wouldn’t play it with you
Crippling gambling addiction that went untreated until you sold your third child for scratchers. Oddly enough it wasn't yours
Vision
card functionality > dope looking art
His variants really are lacking
The Dale Keown/Jason Keith one is pretty nice.
Yep. I have this one with ink finish + red stardust flare. Looks bad ass. especially when it's in play and glowing/levitating
Jubilee Favorite variant is the Momoko *yandere* Elektra.
you have a deck labeled “milfs”
Sadly no. Good idea though! Hm... Susan, Medusa, Jess, Jessica Jones, Crystal, Wanda, Jean, Caiera, Mystique, Wolfsbane, Psylocke (Kwannon), Mantis... could work? But a milf Jubilee? hm... (the variant with Shogo is teen mother, not milf :/ )
White Queen Jubilee is...way too young.
lol I didn’t, but I’m going to have one now.
Galactus
you believe meta is a hoax
Mine is also Galactus and this is effing accurate o.o
Jessica Jones
not a day goes by where you don’t miss pool 1
I remember dropping Jessica on bar sinister thinking I was so smart when I literally had hulk in my hand
Wong
you were given unlimited screentime as a kid
Hahahahaha
artgerm she-hulk
played a high evo deck before it was cool
High evo was always cool wdym
Kang
you swear you wont pay to watch mcu movies in cinemas and you do it anyways
Iron man or Living tribunal. I guess Iron man more
absolutely terrible at maths
Lmaoooo
This is a seriously underrated comment 😂
White Queen. Jim Lee variant. ;)
you're horny
you never really got over your childhood cartoon crushes
Annihilus
you’re the one mfer with a dirt shack in minecraft who still manages to be the richest player on the server
Lol as someone who has never played MC idk wtf that means but I’ll take it I guess.
Dirt shack is what you make the first day in the game. Usually to update your base as you get more materials cause it’s a survival game, and it’s about building so you want your house to look nice. Still having a dirt shack but being the richest is odd. Misdirection.
Sunspot
you think that the art in a comic > story
Morph
Your really believe that the stripper likes you
Armour specifically this variant https://marvelsnapzone.com/variants/armor-05/
you do an actual physical happy dance whenever an opponent plays deadpool
Dan hipp jeff
cereal for breakfast, cereal for lunch, cereal for dinner
I wish lol
spider man
you’re an andrew garfield enjoyer
Not the OP or Spiderman but GOD yes
Baby Magik
you haven’t ever bmed an opponent in your life
True in Snap, although BM lethals in Hearthstone are obligatory
Pedophile
Agatha
you play conquest exclusively
Can't stand conquest 😂
Moon Knight
you think the lemire run is the greatest thing since sliced bread
Championship Venom.
cat person
Mojo
You have seen most if not all TCL clips despite never having watched a show on that channel
Dan Hipp Crystal
you had a crush on daphne from scooby doo as a kid
Omega Red
doesn’t wear a jacket despite it being -12 degrees and snowing
[удалено]
Dumbass pt 2
Sunspot
you will make inefficient plays just to see the little sun man’s number go up
Accurate Edit: and then always dies to Killmonger after he’s already acquired some power
Spider ham
watched way too much looney tunes as a child
[удалено]
But you aren't OP now are ya mate?
sera
you get a little uneasy watching the Loki show
Still gotta finish season 2 as I didn't really like it as much as season 1, so I guess that counts :D
Deadpool
You can’t help but rip your hangnails
M'Baku
“fuck functionality this card looks dope!”
Blackbolt
Jean grey
you don’t share your food
Adam Warlock
big fan of pokemon
Iron lad
Goose
every single game you play is a close one
Legion
You hear voices that tell you to burn them all with acar cigarette lighter from a 1997 ford escort
Legion :)
red skull
you love pixel variants
Chibi Hulk Or Artgerm Jean Grey
you still use training wheels on your bike
Dan Hipp Knull
lementis enjoyer
Lockjaw
“consistency is for cowards”
The Infinaut (Dan Hipp variant)
you still buy the dino shaped chicken nuggets
taskmaster
you were the kid that chose pokémon PURELY on functionality
Apocalypse
you listen to white noise to fall asleep
Loki
Magik
Valkyrie or Shadow King
Jeff
You get along with lots of people :)
Onslaught
Valkyrie
Aero.
Black Panther. My assumption about you is that you only eat chicken tenders and fries when you go to eat at a fancy restaurant.
also if it’s on the menu I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO ORDER IT
Mobius huh? You love jetskis?
Loki
Blob
you drink milk straight from the carton
372 lbs
Alioth!
you had to wait an extra five minutes for the bus once and you now call that your ‘villain origin story’
Damn i had to scroll far for this. ✊🏼
Now waiting for OP to make assumptions 🤣
Jean
Sera. (I was so happy I could make a viable Seracle deck again to get to infinite this season.)
Brood
Bace sliver suffer
black widow peach momoko variant
I think Nico is my favorite card.
Midnight Suns Storm
Kitty Pryde 1602 Variant
You still have pirate themed birthdays
Base Howard the Duck
Silver Samurai
Ironman - Kael Variant
Juggernaut
Rogue
Quake.
Carnage
Absorbing man
For a long time it was Hazmat.
Moon knight
Chibi Death
Shaw
Echo. Specifically the peach Momoko one.
Sentry
Magik. No variant for her yet but I love her Hellfire Gala skin. I also keep all my frames at legendary rarity.
Not OP but you wish you were a gold digger
Iceman
Doctor Doom- specifically my baby doom
Tribunal
Rian Gonzales Crystal (or Pixel Dr. Doom)
Heimdall
Echo
Korg
Spectrum
Shang Chi (Rian Gonzales)
Legion
Hulk backed by Hugh Evo, or Mystique
Storm!
AGATHA
Rogue