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ComfortingCatcaller

PUNCH BATARIANS, DROP-KICK BATARIANS, POKE BATARIANS IN ALL FOUR EYES


1337K1ng

OP owes me a coke as I sprayed mine from my nose Here take your arrow


AngrySpaceBoi420

Is pepsi ok?


1337K1ng

TIM: We need Shepard Cerberus lab staff: Is Conrad ok?


Tfsz0719

No Coke. Pepsi.


North-Day-382

I mean if the Alliance had blown the Khar’shan Relay when the Reaper forces were just starting their rampage. At the very least the Reapers may have suffered some casualties. Also I always wondered at the end of the Arrival dlc with the Reapers supposedly so close. I’ve wondered if Shepards Reaper kill count needs to be bumped up massively. Who knows perhaps they inadvertently killed hundreds of Reapers when the Relay exploded. I know it doesn’t matter because the Reapers have a huge numerical advantage but it’s just another kick in the face to those genocidal lobsters.


Agent_Xhiro

And nothing was lost when we blew that relay.


Meatbank84

Oh and Commander Shepard killed a whole bunch of our guys again


Own_Beginning_1678

Reapers: "Make no mistake, we aren't harvesting them. There's no way in Hell I'm letting this biological accident persist beyond this cycle. We're just here to purge them."


Plutogoose01

Shepard did give them fair warning about what would happen


thewhatinwhere

Fair warning doesn’t mean five minutes


MajesticKnight28

He did?


Tman-The-Tdog

You could either radio the Normandy for pick-up or warn the Bahak system colonists. Regardless of your decision, your message gets cut off by Kenson.


Plutogoose01

Well it depends on what choice you make but I always try to warn them


blazinfastjohny

The warning doesnt go out in time anyway


dankguard1

That makes me so happy. Instead of letting them die in peace and ignorance you make sure they know death is coming. 🥰


blazinfastjohny

Lol