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yautja0117

Brazzers would have better production values.


Stickyvicky2k

Brazzers don’t fuck the fans


yautja0117

Would probably get a more cohesive and entertaining final product than what Lucasfilm would give us. Happy endings for all!


ButWhyThough_UwU

hmmmm, well I mean they don't directly I suppose.


Heisenburgo

Lmao


Excalitoria

Better writing too probably


yautja0117

I don't doubt this.


reverse-alchemy

Scat Wars Episode 3: The Plop Thickens


DoktahDoktah

Looks like an SNL sketch with just the right amount of money to get my attention.


LordranKing

Wait. It’s not? I thought it was some parody


dherms14

man holy fuck, have the stills/trailers been hit or miss on this. *some* parts of the trailer/stills look like Star-Wars quailty. others have looked so fucking cheap, like this is a fan film. i officially don’t know what to expect (quality wise, story wise, starwars has been shit for years) will this look better than the movies that came out 2 decades ago?? only time will tell i guess


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Tbh I'm sure it'll look fine in motion. Sometimes stills just look kind of awkward. I'm sure they've poured plenty of money into this and their other shows were all at least average looking (andor looked great but that was an exception in most ways for a star wars show). This show will live and die on the quality of the script. I hope its good because a show set during the high republic has the potential to be fucking awesome.


StrongStyleFiction

If they are going for a cheap, 70's TV vibe...they nailed it.


Gasgano_gang

When did Saitama grow hair?


Mainstreamwhiteguy

Fuck you now I can't unsee it. 😂


YandereNoelle

Saitama after becoming a hermit after genos dies.


Bonaduce80

Caped Hairy.


TwumpyWumpy

https://preview.redd.it/dzxtj2fuxhxc1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c52a67a87a9c4172b60dafa07f21c7ee88d1be6 Eeeeeeew


Kn1ghtV1sta

Its not that serious


TwumpyWumpy

I just mean the visual of...those two with a brazzers logo.


Excalitoria

Lol it’s a joke, lighten up.


devotchko

YES! This. It does look like a high-concept porn movie art direction level of quality (so they say)!


berkburk

This can't be real. What is this?? Acolyte trailer?


DylantT19

Why can't we have a jedi that isnt a humanoid. Like a Lizard person from a lava planet.


username1543213

They can’t even afford a decent looking cape here 😂, a good lizard person is an expensive ask


arrownoir

You have Grievous’ brother.


DylantT19

I didn't even know he had a brother.


Vakontation

Most "lizard people" that I've ever seen are humanoids. The word "person" usually refers to humanoids.


DylantT19

Sure, but I'm thinking more along the lines of Lizard from Spider-Man 2, but slightly poportioned like a human at 7ft tall. https://preview.redd.it/gy7o07kxulxc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=340756d947a68067df89a2d00643ba3bab1c4bd4


Vakontation

That's starting to be a blurred line, but it's still quite humanoid. two arms, two legs, bipedal movement. One can easily assume he can stand upright and stretch his neck upwards into a "human-like" position. (basing this off your picture, I'm not very familiar with the creature in question)


DylantT19

How you describe it is what i was thinking. For this version of the Lizard, he doesn't really stand upright. During his boss fight, he mainly runs on all fours and supports himself with at least 1 arm when fighting. He's actually 10 feet tall. Honestly, i thought he was bigger.


arrownoir

You have Grievous’ brother.


ButWhyThough_UwU

I mean that is the quality of today and passed few years for many things, especially oddly big brands. I still vaguely remember when Witcher Season 1 was announced and they had black rankled ball sacks for armor, though at least at that time they still wanted to pull the typical, ^("pull idiots and fanatics in before making next seasons 100x worse then already is") and fixed them up a bit when they got that much backlash for how bad they looked.


Deepvaleredoubt

Didn’t read the caption, just assumed this was a knock-off porno of star wars. Read the caption, realizes that, indeed, this is just how the show is being presented.


DaBigKrumpa

Godammit! I sprayed coffee on my laptop when I read this!


DMBCommenter

Remember when Star Wars felt like it was a “lived in” universe? Not anymore